Meanwhile at the Yea Forums game studios

Meanwhile at the Yea Forums game studios...

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Who ate my Chicken Tenders? Put my name on the bag you assholes!

i am 34 years old
lan parties were the most fun i've ever had. we had liquor and day of defeat and cs. ive done a lot of fun shit, but the lan parties come out on top

user, It's my turn to be debroed

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Guys, we need to make our games more inclusive. Any suggestions?

stfu faggot

I've done no actual game development for the last 13 years.

anons why are all our playtesters shit at the game?

When Voluptua bears her tits on the game over screen, what do you expect?

What's this I hear about a loli room?
I'm the new intern btw, where do I begin?

Who used the fleshlight and failed to wash it AGAIN?!

the boss is a fag and we should've used urho3d instead

Probably the same filthy faggot who forgot to wash the dildo.

yo animation, i need you to set up this horse cock model

Day of Defeat was my fucking jam too user. I had more fun with it on an ancient ex office box Dell PC that didn't even have a dedicated graphics card and dial up internet than just about anything else I've played since. Take me back.

alright, the new game on the fox engine where you can rape little girls and kill jews is ready, now we need to launch a trailer, any ideas?

You'll see the cunning content soon enough.

So boys hows the progress on the detailed horse genitals coming along?

Lens flare

Not good. I keep having to stop working to jerk off every hour.

Lmao as if any of the whiny manchildren here could make a game

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Uuuuh, guys?
Mr DeVito just dropped out, he said the pay wasn't enough for over 30,000 lines of dialogue.
Who do we call? Seriously, the game releases in a month, all we need is the VA for the protag.

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Well get that movie trailer guy with this really deep voice to announce "THIS SUMMER..." and then drop right in to the scene where Ayumi is being brutally throat fucked until she's suffocating and passes out on the floor of the gas chamber

Since when did we design a game that uses voice actors?

MORE MINORITIES

you guys are promoted

Steam won't allow our game bros... what are we going to do?

are you sure slowing down the music by 1% allows us to dance around copyright?
cause if not we're fucked

Include this *unzips dick*

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Come on we stole the music from Magic Underage Panty Quest XXVIII - Duel of the Magic Dicks Super Edition which was only released in Mongolia. Surely nobody will be that autistic to remember it, right?

What is Fight Knight. Also I'm sure Ion Maiden devs lurk Yea Forums.

O-ok...