Game fucks you over when you were born

Cancer are a hidden OP.

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>Aquarius
>Aqua
>Is Air
??????

>AQUArius
>Air
the fuck

sucking scorpio cock

rate pls:

Sun: Gemini
Moon: Gemini
Rising: Aries

Chadittarius represent

FFTactics

You're a fucking mess and a loud sperg

How are there no games where you birthday doesn’t determine your MCs personality?

>tfw taurus

I'm actually kind of a mute. Def a mess though.

>Aquarius
>Air
Huh??

In mythology the goat ran to the water and was given a fish tail but it later went out of water and lived in the land, awkwardly with its fish tail. It's something about denying what was given to you and making your own shit through hard work or some bullshit

Leo chad reporting in

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Sun: Gemini
Moon: Capricorn
Rising: Libra
Profile me

Im Air Gemini in the West but WoodDog in Chinese zodiac

Right here nigga, all these other niggas stressin nigga. All these other niggas tryin hard nigga. These niggas be jealous of the crab nigga, these niggas mad thwy don't got no tropic nigga. Nigga they mad.

Shut the fuck up, women.

Look at this insecure faggot

insecure detected

You're flirty and friendly with a bit of a superiority complex and also in a constant identity crisis.

Crustaceaniggas

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Women will never be respected until 100% of them have stopped being into this shit.

There is pretty much no game with cool water mages/water magic.

Water is best, faggot

>air
>aquaris

how does that work?

sun - gemini
moon - pisces
mercury - taurus
venus - gemini
jupiter - libra
saturn - aries
ascendant - libra

thoughts?

and mars in virgo, pluto in saggitarius dont remember neptune or uranus

That’s way too vague to mean anything to me

Well it has air in the name what else would it be? Aqua, pffffft everyone knows she's a stupid fuckign idiot why would they name a sign after water

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Sun: Cancer
Moon: Pisces
Rising: Virgo

also wtf are moon and rising signs
Women were a mistake

>double water moons
Double emo bitch lmao

most people seem to like but you dont really know why, generally fairly level headed and pragmatic, come across as "laid back" or "together"

Insecure samefag

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What the fuck even is sun moon rising? Never heard of that shit literally until now.

I googled some birthdate sign calculator.
Also never heard of it

have sex

>sun
Your archetype
>moon
Your soul
>rising
Your mask

How is Scorpio water while Aquarius is air?
I was born in Aquarius and water is my favorite element, this pic is fake news

This is a shame. Water is the best fantasy element.

>Sun: Cancer
>Moon: Pisces
Crybaby

Moon is like inner emotions and mood. The voice in your head, stuff like that.
Rising is how you come across to other people or how you present yourself.

why are you posting this homestuck shit on Yea Forums

f-fuck you

*ahem*
FUCK SCORPIOS AND FUCK CAPRICORNS

>FFTactics

Then wtf is sun supposed to be

Sun- Taurus
Moon- Scorpio
Rising- Gemini
My mom said I had it really wierd

>aquarius
>AQUA
>THE WATER BEARER
wind bro

Based Ares

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AYO WHO ELSE WOKE UP TO MOTHERFUCKING JUSTICE

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>FUCK SCORPIOS
God, I wish.

i am NOT a dummie >:(

fuck yeah, cancer or death

you guys are weenies

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Do Cancers really wanna fuck Scorpios that badly? Maybe I should flirt with this Cancer girl I know

EARTH GAMERS RISE UP

Let me guess, you are cancer.

You and the other guy both got it half right, I’ll give you guys a hint, the vidya characters I’ve been compared to are Nigbar, Akechi, Travis, and Cell, but he’s not really vidya is he

FUCK OFF

Here

>Be Aquarius
>Be Air
based and redpilled

welcome to weenie hut juniors

Fire chads fucking water

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What is this

The average amount of samefagging that goes on on this site.

Sun:Libra
Moon: Aquarius

I'm a living robot.

If I saw you in public I would hit you with my penny board faggot.

would make a good gf though

>being virgo

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How do you get your sun, moon, rising?

>be male
>got virgo
does god hate me? i'm doomed to hyper-analyze every hint of flirtaciousness to the point of non-action

based aradiaposter

ANY FIRE CHADS

>penny board
More like WEENY BOARD

Who /air/ here?

Be the air that bellows my fire.

both of you fuck already

Nigga what

Chadries reporting in

Earthchads rise up

Sure if you dont mind your lady friend looking like a sasquatch. And ya know ramming your ass.

>believing in constellations

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>aquarius
>air
retarded

Feels good

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I know astrology is bogus but this applies to me

It was supposed to hold it's super powers only in water though and lose them once going on land turning into normal goat. So water = magic still makes more sense than earth.

>He doesn't know how to use water
Pathetic you don't deserve best element

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>Aquarius
>Air

a-am I fizzy water?

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What's worse is sagittarius myth is
>tf too intelligent magic water goat
makes no sense for the typical earth "strong but dummy" archetype

I'm a bit retarded, how do you figure out which element you are? Gemini and Aquarius is obvious but I can't figure out if I'm Fire, Water or whatever

based and tobypilled

You gonna get rich in the mineral water business

Wet farts

>tfw Scorpio
shit

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Aquarius chads wya

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Scorpios are one of the few non-lame signs though

>Libra Sun (Libra/Virgo Cusp)
>Libra Rising
>Cancer Moon
How fucked am I?

Dark Knight
Bard
Trickster
White Mage
Berserker
Dancer

you're good at reading people and have a sense of justice

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nerdfag represent

wait gib me 1 plz

Sun: Pisces
Moon: Virgo
Rising: Virgo

Sun: Cancer
Moon: Leo
Rising: Gemini

>Sun: Scorpio
>Moon: Taurus
>Rising: Aquarius
is this good or bad shit

>mfw Earth, the most boring element
I wish I was water bros

Cleric
Paladin

Fire: brads
Earth: dummies
Air: nerds
Water: emos
fixed that for you

Sun-Scorpio
Moon-Virgo
Rising-Gemini
I have no idea what any of this shit means

Aquarius is the water bearer of the gods. Thus, godly and associated with the sky.

Aries
Libra
Capricorn

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Sun: Leo
Moon: Libra
Rising: Leo

Judge me

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Aquarios is the water bearer, not water itself.

which element would u fug

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Sun: Taurus
Moon: Gemini
Rising: Libra

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>Sun: Leo
>Moon: Sagittarius
>Rising: Scorpio
Gimme it straight, doc

Sun: Capricorn
Moon and Rising: Scorpio
I didn't know moon and rising were things but I can't get enough of Libra women. Also profile me fags pls

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Sun: Aries
Moon: Aries
Venus: Aries

Rising: Scorpio

Fight me

>look at me look at me
>secretly judging everyone

Attention whore
Probably just a whore in general

right here
>born after valentines day
>both days are depressing af

Are you colorblind, too?

Can anyone explain what this shit means?

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my Rising, Sun, and Moon are all the same: Aries

You're a bit of a diva and energetic person but you can can across as aloof or lonely.

LMAO, JUST LOOK AT THE SKY

Someone get this hothead outta here

>Sun: Gemini
>Moon: Leo
>Rising: Gemini

oh nvm it didnt load properly had to f5

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Intense, loud, aggressive, HOTHEAD

>Those 16 personality tests get more and more popular
>Now more surge of astrology to counter women putting their personality type down
Kek

Can someone else give us a second opinion?

>Sun: Taurus
>Moon: Sagittarius
>Rising: Scorpio
What does it mean? Who the fuck knows

What the hell is this voodoo shit?

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>so much lost identity/purpose astrology is coming back
God damn, you kids are fucked.

r8
Sun: Sagittarius
Moon: Gemini
Rising: Virgo

C R A B

virgo
aries
leo

fight me faggots

TALK SHIT GET SNIPPED

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It's all nonsense. You can't accurately guess somebody's sign like you can somebody's MBTI (which is also pointless and shallow, but at least contains actual personality data). There are tons of interesting articles on the confirmation bias of astrology.

What the fuck do "moon" and "rising" mean? All I know is I'm a gemini. I remember there was an edited versions that split columns into tank/dps/healer, so I'd be an air tank.

No really what is this? I'm not a woman so I don't know what any of this means.

Sun: Aries
Moon: Aries
Ascendant: Pisces

is what it says

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A human weapon of mass destruction

The old gods are coming back. Prepare your sacrament to Zeus.

Sun: Scorpio
Moon: Scorpio
Rising: Scorpio

I'd tell you to shut up but you're right

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>lesser gods
faggots, all of them.

sup bruh

Scorpio reporting in.

Apparently I'm deceptive, horny, and bitchy.

Cool.

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Sun: Virgo
Moon: Sagittarius
Rising: Aquarius

How fucked am i?

Women don't even know what it means. They mostly only know the sun sign when there is more to play with the entire personality analysis.

Aries are like very competitive, driven, stubborn, impulsive.
Pisces is like artistic and chill

WE GOT ANOTHER HOTHEAD IN HERE

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If they are lesser, how have they endured for this long? Worship the true, white, Mediterranean gods.

Sun: Archetype
Moon: Soul
Ascendant: Face

Who /wind/ here?

You like drinking wine and killing boars?

>tfw airfag
Even worst

I am a scorpio too. They have trust issues and normally only choose a few people to open up to. They like dark colors and staying up late. They're pretty angsty and very emotional that they tend to bottle up a lot. They are jelly on the inside but can be very mean and dominating on the outside.

Shut up Libra

Sun: Pisces
Moon: Libra
Rising: Capricorn

what does it meme???

>Rising: Capricorn
Same. Resting bitchface and unintentionally rude as fuck and people think you hate them.

>how have they endured for this long?
hell has merely enlarged itself, they're all going to face hellfire along with their followers, predeterminism is a bitch. Its their fate along with yours if you choose to fall with them, dont join them at their table, you'll have to share the same cup of indignation. You're unable to bear it.

what is "Face" even supposed to mean?

>tfw only study astrology to understand methods of deception.

How you look to others who don't know you

>Sun: Capricorn
>Moon: Scorpio
>Rising: Scorpio
Uuuuuhh bros?
Explain me to me

a facade

Sun: Virgo
Moon: Capricorn
Ascendant: Scorpio

Looked it up and apparently I'm a cold and rude cunt, thin-skinned and spiteful, but probably also your boss.
Have those papers on my desk by Monday user.

>when your sun sign is Virgo but your moon sign is Gemini
oh man this sucks

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Sun: Capricorn
Rising: Aquarius
Moon: Aries

I am still lost about what this means can someone explain to me?
All that I could gather about this is that my true personality is being a tsun because of me being a snip snop scorpion

Lemme guess, you're a cancer? Lol. Scorpios 4 life.

>has done an actual horoscope
Based. Post planet data

Reminder that the zodiac have had different interpretations over time. Aquarius used to be a soldier, for instance, and a governor as well.

>Be Sagittarius
>CHAD FIRE ELEMENT

Feels amazing desu

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Wow none of that applies cool woo woo bullshit, man.

astrology is literally just racism for women

>Sun: Libra
>Moon: Sagittarius
>Rising: Ares
Somebody tl;dr this for me, I don't get it.

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S: Leo
M: Leo
R: Cancer
Sup?

Libras like balance
Sagittarius' don't have their shit together
Aries is the hothead

SUN SCORPIO
MOON? LEO
RISING TAURUS
MERCURY? SCORPIO
PLUTO? SCORPIO

>Gemini
>Tank
More like DPS. Libra is the one that would be tank.

of course it's bullshit, but it's still fun man

Sun: Leo
Moon: Sagittarius
Rising: Virgo

ÒwÓ mmmreow

dis nigga so uptight you could bounce pennies off his ass

based

very gay

>Aquarius
>Not water

Jupiter is in Sag btw

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It's the dawning of the age of Aquarius, it can be whatever, duuuude

Aside from being a hothead that's actually not wrong. Huh.

Yeah, I'm virgo. How could you tell?

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>SUN
Sagittarius
>MOON
Gemini
>RISIN'
Aries
>CHINESE
Earth Dragon

Aeries
Taurus
Scorpio

I'm two goats and a scorpion, how did this happen

Aquarius is the "bearer" not the actual water.

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Ahaha fuck. Nice.

• Sun: 02°08' Libra
• Moon: 20°34' Pisces
• Ascendant: 27°40' Libra
• MC: 26°35' Cancer

whats mine

Does that mean aquarius is clouds?

Oh snap, this combo is legit.

hue hue hue hue hue

sup bro, we bulls got it pretty good.

Yes

>Liking trannies

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What class am I?

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Sorry Capricorn not Aeries
I just realized there's three damn goats on this chart

What's MC?

Gimme mine.

Sun: Pisces (or Aquarius?)
Moon: Virgo

Don't know what time I was born, and picking one also seems to change my sun sign instead of just giving me a Rising. I don't get this at all.

...

hur

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lol a crab would easy beat a scorpion

Mine
Gimmie that class nigga I want that class

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Don't judge me for liking the cure

Sure if you do everyone else in the thread first

imagine not being a pisces
can you guys even see the emotions as magical waves crashing down and pulling / pushing all life every day?

do you other guys even get magical psychic powers?

???

I'll take it.

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I've never met a fellow Leo who wasn't an insufferable cunt, what's going on here?

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>Leo
>not awful tier

>implying water isn't THE patrician element
imagine being a fire cuck lmao
what a useless element

>being literal cancer

>tfw water
Damnit.

Sun: Capricorn
Moon: Taurus
Rising: Aquarius

SNIBBITY SNAP
ON YOU I WILL CRAP

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homestuck

>pisces and infp

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• Sun: 20°54' Sagittarius
• Moon: 27°12' Scorpio
• Ascendant: 14°17' Libra
• MC: 13°47' Cancer

what does it mean oh sage one

Same as other user

Usually only faggots, women, pagans/wiccans, and nu-age medicine practitioners actually believe the position of the stars, planets, sun, and moon affect your luck and romantic relationships. I find it completely retarded that someone born in November won't be romantically compatible with someone born in March or some stupid shit like that.

just have fun user it's like learning a new language, you're just a brainlet who didn't want to study up on it, obviously none of us believe that shit but it's F U N

Ow

Sun - Sagittarius
Moon - Leo
Rising - Pisces
What does this mean?

>Aquarius
>not water
what the fuck

waters a cheap whore compared to fire which gave humanity the edge.

It's bullshit but it's fun bullshit.

crabniggas are THE most powerful race on earth (and sea)

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I'm a Scorpio
People tend to forget Phoenix's can die and go right back to being a defensive Scorpion until its reborn.
Saturn is in Pisces so that's mainly why I seethe, but I get glimpses when I break out of long emotional constraints.

What's with all the crab bois on Yea Forums?

you guys are also weenies

hahah this
>being a literal cancer crab

Yea Forums is cancer.

How many of you pretentious pseudo intellectual numales are gonna come in this thread acting like they’re smarter than everyone for pointing what everyone in this thread already knows. No wonder you’re all socially incompetent autists, if every time someone wants to play a stupid little party game you have to point out the obvious you just come off as an annoying faggot

Tank
Hero
Wizard
Beastmaster
a fucking Demon

Chadries here

then what the fuck is your actual sign?
fuck that i dont need 3 signs
fuck your opinion and lack of spine faggot
all i need is my actual sign
Aries babie
rams rise up

That's exactly what a sun Aries would say

>Tank
How low effort user, you can do better than that generic shit

Fuck you Earth is awesome. Taurus for life

?????????????
what??
sun???
????????????????????? faggot

100% the get spanked tank instead of dodge tank with huge HP and healing magic. To be more specific, Paladin

Where do I go to get this sun and moon junk? This is the first time I've ever even heard of it, all I know is I'm a crab boy

Based ariesbro just tell that nigger faggot how it is.
FUCK SUN
FUCK MOON
FUCK RISING
RAMS UNITE

Is a Sun Scorpio Leo Moon basically a weird, sensitive asshole?

typical aries sun, cool down fucker

Pop culture astrology only ever tells you your sun sign

L E O
E
O

That's me too. Yeah pretty much. But also is very passionate and loyal and loves so intensely.

What's my class anons?

>Sun:Taurus
>Moon:Aquarius

I honestly don’t know what the fuck moon shit is, but apparently I’m extremely defensive and kinda of a madman

You're an absolute madlad user

??????
>can't even say what sun is
>just resorts muh typical behaviour memes XD
pffft typical faggot behaviour

Look up an astrology calculator. Sun sign is what constellation the sun was covering from your perspective when you were born, moon sign is what constellation the moon was covering, and I think rising sign is what constellation would have been rising in the east like a pseudo-sun. I think anyway, it's been years since I learned any of it and it was a tutorial for astronomy software instead of actually being astrology.

AYO WHERE MA OTHER CRAB NIGGAS AT

>Aries can't even read the thread where it's been answered at least twice

>just read the thread okayy
and what if i dont want to read all this lunar faggotry faggot?

control your sun aries hysteria mate

cmon play taboo guys its just a game lmao

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Sun: Aquarius
Moon: Scorpio
Rising: Virgo

r8 me bros

then you don't get your answer retard, you lose in the end

Yeah thats a pretty weird bull
You probably like/might to collect weird shit or be a picky/strange eater

Maybe you just can't explain it because u have no clue what it is either huh faggot
keep trying to save face retard

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>Sun: Aries
>Moon: Capricorn
>Rising: Cancer

But will this make me good at videogames.

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???????????????
wat?????????????????? r u even tryinyg to say gaylord

Only purely execution based games, you can’t strategy for shit, and you’d be really easy to taunt/bait into punishes

Rising: Capricorn
Sun: Taurus
Moon: Aquarius

I just don't care, it's more fun to retort with banter
It always triggers aries sun.

>be aquarius boss
>jrpg party rolls in with all of their best anti water magic and items
>blast them with wind
Aquarius chad reporting in.

Sun: cancer
Moon: virgo
Rising: aries
So what the fuck does that make me?

Sun: Aires
Moon: Libra
Asc: Saggitarius

How'd I do in character creation anons

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It's written very clearly

i dont care about you retarded banter at all shitlord
keep going
>muh aries sun or whatever
just admit you have no clue what it is either faggot
>trigger
what is this 2015?

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My go to powers are earth when it comes to elements, Virgo means I'm also earth

On top of it I'm a landscaper irl

i know what those letters mean separate but together i have no clue what your saying

No aries sun will ever make me admit shit
Pathetic

Where are you getting this sun, moon, rising stuff from?

>look into this shit a bit more
>"MC is medium heavne or some shit, it represents your future"

uh oh

Scorpio right?

this isn't about
aries or whatever..... it's about you have no clue what sun means either and ur just saying stuff
admit it u stuipid faggot

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ok so what does this mean?

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wheere to find site?

I used this but I feel like it's wrong for some reason as I got different results on a different site

astrology.com.tr/birth-chart.asp

astrosofa.com/horoscope/ascendant

is what i used

you need to control yourself aries sun, demanding strangers to admit shit isn't going to help you with your sun aries situation

You might just want to fuck earth signs instead. Cancer and Pisces are emotional fucks.

You are either a harsh Mistress or a gentle femdom mommy

well sucks to be you then

link plz

dude what im a guy

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I prefer Asian Zodiac Animals.
Bull reporting in!
Remember to use lunar asian calendar for birth year to find your animal.

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>br
hue

So what's this mean? Ive never looked into scorpio

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Scheming thief steals from the party a few times but gets recruited eventually
Entertainer at local pub, side quest character, party helps you impress a girl you like, but she ends up falling for you when you save her from a mugging
Attention seeking troll with unknown motivations, most of the time you fuck with the party, sometimes you help them by dropping hints. Turns out you were playing 4d chess with everyone and you’re the final boss.
Some pussy side quest character
Golem mid boss
Princess from inconsequential neutral kingdom. Side quest is about hiding the fact that you actually have a dick
Church guy
Generic assassin enemy
Hedonistic black mage,got a high position in mage institute through flattery ,gets seduced by female member of party into joining

Why do people believe in this?
I've met otherwise completely reasonable people who bring up signs on a first date and it couldn't make me more flaccid

earth dragon reporting in

Ascendant : Cancer
Sign: Virgo
Moon: Capricorn
What does this say about me?

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>Sun Leo
>Moon Capricorn
>Rising Aries
mfw I have no face

it's completely bullshit, but it's fun

Normalfags don’t actually believe in it it’s just an icebreaker, next time someone brings it up just straight up ask them what it means they’ll just draw a blank, the people in this thread don’t actually believe in it either it’s just fun analyzing each others bullshit. The only people who genuinely believe in this are actually pretty niche, mostly old women and the tumblr crowd

Metal Goat/Sheep reporting in.

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again that litteraly means nothing
>hahahaha u have aries sun hahahhaha
what does that even mean
again you can't explain what a sun is
you dumb faggot, keep crying over aries suns or whateveer retard

Earth snake reporting for duty

Sun is your Persona, Moon is your Shadow, Rising isn’t your Social Link Arcana. That’s literally it

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun
did you know you are an aries sun and did you know you're a massive retard?

>Zodiac is seen throughout history dating back to the Egypt and showcases that planetary bodies can influence us at a metaphysical level.
>bro is psuedoscience
give it a rest loser, we're having fun

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is* your Social Link Arcana oops

>persona
uhhhhh the game persona
wut?
>social link arcana
so where just making stuff up now
okay i see

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I didn't really knew the hour i was born at so i left it at 7, i hope that's okay

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>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun
i know what the fucking sun is retard
i meant sun combined with zodiac sign
you fucking idort

Earth dog here, I think that's right? Didn't give me much info on what element I am

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No I’m trying to equate it to gameplay mechanics since you’re not getting it the other way.

Aquarius CHADS WW@?

cap sun/moon leo
rising cancer

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...

I don't know man, I mean you are an aries sun...

No, people legitimately believe in it. "I've seen that shit come true too much to discount it" is the type of thing I hear. Never mind the confirmation bias and the fact that they're written vaguely enough to apply to anything

You really should tone down your aries sun attitude

you think i actually play games?
okay retard
so sun is persona the game
moon is shadow the hedgehog
rising is some made up stuff
i see

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>Sun : Gemini
>Moon : Gemini
>Rising : Gemini

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do me

Sun: Capricorn
Moon: Aries
Rising: Aquarius

extremly powerful

Reminder that this zodiac has a myth behind it. Read about how your spirit animal handled the great race.

An ancient folk story tells that the Jade Emperor decreed that the years on the calendar would be named for each animal in the order they reached him. To get there, the animals would have to cross a river.

The Cat and the Rat were very bad at swimming, but they were both quite intelligent. They decided that the best way to cross the river was to hop on the back of the Ox. The Ox, being kindhearted and naive, agreed to carry them both across. As the Ox was about to reach the other side of the river, the Rat pushed the Cat into the water, and then jumped off the Ox and rushed to the Jade Emperor. It was named as the first animal of the zodiac calendar. The Ox had to settle in second place.
The third one to come, was the Tiger. Even though it was strong and powerful, it explained to the Jade Emperor that the currents were pushing him downstream.
Suddenly, from a distance came a thumping sound, and the Rabbit arrived. It explained how it crossed the river: by jumping from one stone to another, in a nimble fashion. Halfway through, it almost lost the race, but it was lucky enough to grab hold of a floating log that later washed him to shore.
In fifth place, was the flying Dragon. The Jade Emperor was wondering why such a swift airborne creature failed to come in first. The Dragon explained that it had to stop by a village and brought rain for all the people, and therefore it was held back. Then, on its way to the finish, it saw the helpless Rabbit clinging onto a log, so it did a good deed and gave a puff of breath to the poor creature so that it could land on the shore.
A galloping sound was heard, and the Horse appeared. Hidden on the Horse's hoof was the Snake, whose sudden appearance gave it a fright, thus making it fall back and giving the Snake the sixth spot while the Horse placed seventh.

Listen I'll try to clear it up for the retards who are asking for the meanings of the three planets for your zodiacs.
>Sun: The self, the ego. What sign this is under is inherently you.
>Moon: Emotions. How you react and everything that lies underneath the conscious mind.
>Rising: Your personality. How people will see you,what you wear when you meet people and how they interpret you.
other planets do affect you on a deeper level like venus, and mercury especially but the latter planets usually don't account for much.

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Part 2

After a while, the Goat, Monkey, and Rooster came to the heavenly gate. With combined efforts, they managed to arrive to the other side. The Rooster found a raft, and the Monkey and the Goat tugged and pulled, trying to get all the weeds out of the way. The Jade Emperor was pleased with their teamwork and decided to name the Goat as the eighth animal followed by the Monkey and then the Rooster.
The eleventh animal placed in the zodiac cycle was the Dog. Although it should have been the best swimmer and runner, it spent its time to play in the water. Though his explanation for being late was because it needed a good bath after a long spell. For that, it almost did not make it to the finish line.
Right, when the Emperor was going to close the race, an "oink" sound was heard: it was the Pig. The Pig felt hungry in the middle of the race, so it stopped, ate something and then fell asleep. After it awoke, it finished the race in twelfth place and became the last animal to arrive.
The cat eventually drowned and did not make it in the zodiac. It is said that this is the reason cats always hunt rats and also hate water as well.

Sun: Cancer
Moon: Taurus
Rising: Libra

Spec me, wtf does this all mean

Oh ok you’re actually just a retard I get it now

fake off with this
cold reading esque bullshit
you stupid annoying mass replying faggot no one cares about your opinion annoying faggot

same reason a scorpion is water

Sun:Leo
Moon: Aries
Ascendant: Aquarius
what does it mean?

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>can't explain it
>says some random tumblr tier bullshit
>wahhh nuuu just retarded wahhh
maybe you should actually say what it is then
instead of spewing retarded garbage for 100 posts

Whore

t. some pussy sidequest character

>best thread of Yea Forums tonight is a fucking horoscopes thread
Best board ever

no, you don't get it that's what it actually means, in the ancient astrology scrolls it says 'massive retard' pointing to those labels, and describes you perfectly

Kek

>What is a cloud

Sun/Zodiac: Gemini
Moon: Capricorn
Rising: Scorpio

Some voodoo doctor needs to tell me what this means

ya know what im done with ur faggot ass
i don't care zodiac stuff is for tumblr faggs anyway
>hurr durr your just a retard
>litteraly called out like 10 times
>still can't explain it
litteraly ever zodiac fag ever
>so what does it mean
>hurr durr ur just stupid hurr durr fucking retard
all of you are useless faggots go jerk off to a star sign chart or something gaylord

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You’re the initial antagonist that gets set up as the final boss but then this guy betrays you and takes all your shit. You join the party afterwards to get revenge

Good read. Funny how the most wholesome thread in a long time is about astrology of all things

ah just as the scrolls say, typical

Reportin'

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Zodiac/Sun: Aquarius
Moon: Cancer
Rising: Virgo

What does this mean?

Can't refute that

>"hUuR astrology isn't real! God isn't real! Ghosts aren't real! If I can't measure bit in a pie chart it's not real! dUuR"
Why does astrology trigger Gaytheists so much; is it the autism?
Their materialistic brains make it impossible for them to understand abstract, metaphysical thought.

I have Gemini in Venus, Mercury and Mars too.
I have no idea what is going on.

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Part of it is "I can't go to hell if hell doesn't exist" mentality

you have no substance for me to actually explain to you zodiac to you. just know that a lot of people including billionaires believe in astrology, whether you care or not.

>basically a lazier, bulkier version of Scar from Lion King with luck on his side

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Don't feel too bad. I'm one too. It isn't that bad, it's fine. Yes.

Sun : Scorpio
Moon : Sagittarius
Ascendant : Capricorn
MC : Virgo
I got these results from a shady website.

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Explanation in those video game mechanics preferred.

>these faggots with alot of money beleive something so you should you to
>why should i explain it,,,,, it's not like because i have no clue what it means either and am just trying to save face no no.... i will just keep calling them a retard.... they will surely show them
again because you have no clue what it means either u fucking gaylord faggot

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>Sun: Saggitarius
>Moon: Gemini
>Ascendent: Virgo

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>Sun
>Moon
>Rising
What is that?

Sun: Taurus
Moon: Gemini
Rising: Sagittarius

Wtf does it mean

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...

>Persona
>Shadow
>Arcana

Actually based story behind it

>Clouds are not made up of water

Yeah and how the fuck do you know those? You only get one at birth.

Ties into the occult, alchemy and tarot. Hindu's also study the stars in their vedic system. Normies just use the westernized tropical one because it's based on seasons.

>Aquarius is an air sign
Yeah that makes sense, stupid Babylonians.

your power is to much to comphrend

it's gaylandlord and I'm the gaytenant ,thank you very much mister middle school insults fire.
The ancient astrology scroll say that you are also heavely lost on the spectrum

No, you don't get one at birth. It's simplified to your sun, which whatever position it is in represents your main sign.
Moon and rising are separate but apart of the greater image of what you are. Just like the other planets if they lie in their receptive houses/planets.

literally seeing is believing
you fucking retard
to alot of people astrology is no different than believing in santa claus or something for adults
it literally has no effect on you, just something people believe because it's fun or whatever i dunno
faggot

>planets don't have an effect
>the moon affecting the earth's tides don't count!!!
Look into saturn worship too faggot.

no the occult is demons and like the underworld retard not some gay star signs that mean your good at like speaking or helping people or whatever faggot

It's fun!

and this has nothing to do with the tides you humongous retard

I'm riding this astrology stuff for fun and am all for it but are you really comparing 'gravitational forces' with 'planets influencing personalities'?

Water's always in everyone. Have sex.

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Chadries gang rise up

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Sun: Sagittarius
Moon: Scorpio
Rising: Leo/Sagittarius

Rising changes depending on which hour I was born and I don't know when exactly I was born

Godamn everything in that movie is so punchable

>The cosmic clock of planets, stars, constellations and elements, how they interact, and how they effect the Universe is the same as Santa Claus
Thanks for proving my point; literally autistic.
The balls some humans have to think that we even have the brain power to comprehend this shit.
>MUH EQUATIONS! MUH COMPUTER SIMULATIONS! IF I CAN'T MEASURE IT IN A LAB IT'S NOT REAL!

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466485137
Next level bait

based weekend redditor

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>Just want to dick around with zodiac sign bullshit
>Fedora fags and /x/ fags have to ruin it

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>posts memeface
you dont get it do you
again yes it is
you have no proof that the moon affects your personality besides other people who are really into astrology
yah no the idea that the stars affect you for some reason is no different that beleiving in some fat faggot who sneaks into your house to deliver presents for some godamn reason
they are both retarded
thats why i said for adults because it's like santa for adults
you have no way to prove that your personality is that way because you have x moon sign because some site said so
thats litteraly all it is
beleive what you want faggot
i think your mixing up astrology and horoscopes
you god damn retard... do you not know the difference?

Atheists unironically believe "If God is real why does bad stuff happen?" is a good argument against the existence of God, and think it's an original, unanswerable Hot Take™. Literally every Atheist brings it up as if it hasn't been answered hundreds of times over the past 2 thousand years.

Sun: Pisces
Moon: Capricorn
Rising:Capricorn
What would you say this is like?

>thread is ruined because faggots can't into spirituality

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>If God is real why does bad stuff happen?
That's kiddy stuff. Along with the rock too heavy to lift.
True devils advocate kino is the argument that if god is omnipotent with the capability to do anything then he is just as capable of doing the evilest and most vile of actions as any good action.

Nobody knows what your post means.

wtf is this grammar and sentence structure lmaooo
If I were forced to bet my life on a guess at how old you are, I would GENUINELY guess around 13-14 years old.

LEO MASTER RACE

>if god is omnipotent with the capability to do anything then he is just as capable of doing the evilest and most vile of actions as any good action.
Correct; and?

>into spirituality
and why would you want to do that retard?
>Muh stars
>muh universe
>muh signs
all of its just stuff for shallow normalfags using it as a replacement attempt at a personality

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Could be you are pretty serious, stoic, and work a lot but you still know how to have fun and know when to relax and let out your artistic side.

And it is true kino philosophical thought.

>gets btfo
>immediate goes to grammar and age
like pottery

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Sun: Saggitarius
moon: Scorpio
rising: Aquarius

oh lord of classes please grant me one

Sun: 25°04' Cancer
• Moon: 23°42' Aquarius
• Ascendant: 26°47' Cancer
• MC: 11°03' Aries

Water, air, water, fire.

You're baby

>taken from astrology site #1000000
and this litteraly means nothing
litteraly dumber than the people who do those cold reading things
yet normalfags would eat it up and wear it as it means anything and bring it up for some reason
wtf

>all these faggots going doo me
......... it litteraly means nothing retards
they are just pulling things out there ass
are people actual this dumb... would it be easy to set up a site and scam normalfags out of their money with this dumb shit
thats what this thread made me realize how fucking retarded people are

Ur mom baby

Sun: Taurus
Moon: Scorpio
Rising: Libra

Give me the magic.

Tfw shooting fire arrows all day

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We doing this now?

Sun: Aries
Moon: Virgo
Ascendant: Leo

What class would this make me?

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faggot
theres you class it means litteraly nothing
you can litteraly let it mean anything you want retard

>into spirituality? and why would you want to do that retard?
Oof, we've got a literal Bugman right here.
This robot probably sneers at celebs and Instathots as being "Materialistic", but can't comprehend anything beyond what he can see, touch or hear.
You know you can't bribe your way onto the next plane with your Funko Pops collection, right?
>"Dude, like, when we die you just, yanno, become worm food lmao"
110 IQ smart-brainlet detected.

That doesn't make sense. You only have one birth date.

Constellations are real though. Just look at the night sky.

It's just for fun, man. Why do you have to be so rude?

????
litteraly what are you even on about you schitzo retarded faggot
i have no clue what your even trying to say but
im gunna say it
you just posted cringe
>if you don't beleive this blue haired tumblr esque faggotry believes your a literal bug
your the bug for actually buying into this hot garbage and making it part of your self like it means anything.
imagine crying this much over this

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Cringing real hard.
You sound non-white as fuck the way you write.

its stupid and dumb, here you go your a god damn clown theres you class
isn't that so cool hahahha
because it means nothing idiot i could have said your a bowshoot person and you would have taken that serious as it means something
the people replying to others giving out "classes" thats all there doing is just typing a random thing

planets position themselves are taken into account because of that SINGLE birthday. So depending on where your sun is, your mars could be in some other sign. They don't affect you as much as your sun sign.

Gladiator

>think it's a stealth homestuck thread
>it's mostly zodiac shitposting and idiots not getting why aquarius is air
based thread

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>it means nothing idiot i could have said your a bowshoot person and you would have taken that serious as it means something
Not really. I don't have any serious interest in astrology, that chart you saw was from months ago after first heard about what it was. I'm fully aware astrology is BS, I just wanted something dumb to entertain me for a bit.

Noice

Apparently I got
Sun: Saggitarius
Moon: Cancer
Rising: Cancer

I have no idea if this is good or bad

>Hedonistic black mage,got a high position in mage institute through flattery ,gets seduced by female member of party into joining

damn pretty fucking accurate seeing as I always go mage route on characters. And im alcoholic as fuck which coincides with ether/mp potion consumption

reading this actually made me feel proud of being capricorn. thanks user

then why even care to respond in the first place
clearly you cared enough to make that autism pic
you could have just ignored my post retard
whats the point
hurr durr i just want someone to say a random thing hurr durr
fucking clown ass faggot

Sun: Capricorn
Moon: Libra
Rising: Aquarius

am i cool

Wood Dog AKA Lawful Good fag reporting

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yeah

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Nah nigga, read a book. Sun is Yuan, light, warm, masculinity, and righteous morals. Moon is Yin, darkness, cold, femininity, and emotion. When the Golden Crow flies, the Snow Phoenix bares her talons.

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Wood Pig
I play healers and have given old friends speaker systems, old headphones, ect and homeless dudes some cash when they rarely appear.

Water rabbit standing by

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Sun: Libra
Moon: Libra
Rising: Sagittarius

how's my birth RNG

blood type: faggot

Whats is this Sun/Moon thingy I dont know of?
Someone please spoonfeed a brainlet

Sun: Cancer
Moon: Gemini
Rising: Leo
What does this mean?

do me!
Sun: Capricorn
Moon: Scorpio
Rising: Capricorn

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>fish tail
where are you getting a fish tail out of that stupid squiggle

sup fellow wood dog bro, I wouldn't say we're lawful good, more neutral good

I figured it out, who wants to join my rpg party?
Sun: Taurus
Moon: Virgo
Rising: Leo

scorpions are too op

Rate mine plz

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Where my psychotic virgobros at

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Scorpios are the 8est

I've noticed scorpio girls love my goat cock

Taurus Sun
Taurus Moon
Leo Rising

Water Pig reporting

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Sun: Gemini
Moon: Gemini
Rising: Pisces
End my suffering

Wood Ox bitches!

Aries Sun
Gemini Moon
Gemini Rising
:3

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fixed

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DPS
>Aries
>Capricorn
>Libra
>Cancer

Tank
>Leo
>Taurus
>Aquarius
>Scorpio

Healer
>Sagittarius
>Virgo
>Gemini
>Pisces

>sun
capricorn
>moon
pisces
>ascendant
virgo
ok so

Fire Ox, at least if I did it right.
What does that mean for me?

THAT'S YOUR HOROSCOPE FOR TODAYYYY

Play Sekiro and overcome yourself.

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Well you got me sold, not gonna lie.

>be virgo
>be healslut
yep

>Virgo/Libra Cusp
>Always wanted to be a Crazy-Diamond-type Healer Monk
Seems legit

This is bullshit!

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What the fuck did you expect?
It's a Scorpion
Stabbing is kinda their thing.

>believing in mongoloid horoscope bullshit

Where are my Aquariusbros

Wait a minute, I'm actually a Wood Pig.

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Literally the best

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Sag/Cap cusp here.
It's weird that such a thing is in the cold seasons.

Piscesfag here. Daily reminder that Aphrodite is best boy

>boy
Figures this came from worst sign.

How the fuck do you find out Sun, Moon, and Rising

google

How is Scorpio and Sagittarius not DPS?
How is Capricorn and Cancer not tank?

>born between capricorn and aquarius
>have traits of both
neat

libra boys ww@

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Brother.

Taurus boys where you at?

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Taurus are the biggest weenies

More like Taurus' have the biggest weenies. Gottem.

Rising: Pisces
Sun: Gemini
Moon: Scorpio

Whats my class?

Sun: Taurus
Moon: Pisces
Rising: Capricorn

Someone do me the honor and tell me what the fuck this is all supposed to mean.

I'm also a Scorpio anyways so get double wrecked, nerd.

>Virgo is literally called "virgin" in my language

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Well yeah where do you think it comes from?

is it over?

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Sun: Leo
Moon: Cancer
Rising: Aquarius

real chad coming thru

Just like Chris Brown

it's based on Mode. Like Scorpio, Leo, Taurus and the other one are Fixed Signs, most stable, rigid and stubborn of their respective elements, hence they are the Tanks.

Sun: scorpio
Moon: sagittarius
Rising: virgo

Chadittarius reporting in