Hi there user, can I come in so you can buy my game?
Hi there user, can I come in so you can buy my game?
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No I'm buying her game
I ordered Shadow of the Colossus the other day on ps4 and when it arrived they accidentally send me a copy of fallout76.
Was this your doing Todd or did they simply just fuck up my order?
I don't know what you mean and I definetly don't know where you live so I can swap your games.
Make the next TES game not suck like Oblivion and Skyrim. Bring back Morrowind tier greatness or get the fuck off my property.
>There was a Todd Howard + Elon Musk panel at e3
>youtube.com
Fucking why
I am working on it.
Tell you what, Imma come in so I can tellyou more abou-user...why is there a chain on your door, open it, I mean we're friends aren't we?
You aren't coming in. Fuck off back to your studio and stay there; if you and your team does well and doesn't fuck it up then let the game speak for itself; none of your marketing shit.
2 geniuses combine
Cute.
i imagine catching todd going through my mailbox and seeing him bolt down the street after i yell at him for doing it again
user...open the door
Go tampering with any locks and we're going to have a real problem.
I dont need to buy your game, i can just play the free trial
OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR RIGHT NOW AND BUY MY FUCKING GAMES
I HAVE YOUR FAMILY user
I'll haul you off to the Dragonsreach dungeon myself.
Idiot
N-now hold on Todd, this isn't what it looks like.
YOU WANNA FUCKING GO!?
Todd don't please! You're scaring me!
You don't know the meaning of fear, but I will teach you
I'VE FOUGHT MUDCRABS MORE FIERCER THAN YOU.
W-what are you doing!?
Don't look away user
Breaking and entering huh? We've got a special place for scum like you
>buy my game
You forgot to make one
>I said some uuh nasty things about the khajiit people and some lies about mountains you can climb and uh our AI.
Y͕͉͝ò̹̹̩̤ǔ̧̥̈́̒̾ͮ ̩̯̗͉ͩ̈c̜̬̗̣̗̩ǎ̶͉̳͚̗̣͆ͯ̋ͩ̓͑n̛͖̠͍̤̠̈́ ͈̣̭̟͚͖̋̐͌nͤͫ̓ͬͫǫ̻̠̯̥̥̐̋t̳̹͖̝ͧ̓̍ͧ͜ ̦̠̬͋̈r̨̝͙͚̝̋̋̚ů̳̻̼͔͓ͮ͗̚n̬̥̱̤̣̭ͯ͞ͅ
̹͕̭̰͇͓̃͂̑̌͒͠Ỹ̝͖̦̩ͩ̆̿̈͜ͅò̬̝̺̱͈̙̘ͣ͗uͫ̇ͬ̎̔̂ ̢̯͔̣ͅĉ͚͔̝̖͉̦ͧͧ̈͌a͈̬̖̼͑͑ͣͤ͢n̟͍͛̆̿̒ ̟̇̒͛͊̎͡n̫̤ͣ́͋̍ͩ̇̚o̞̓t̴͍ ̵̮̌̀͗̔͐͂͋h̹̦̟ͤ̏͌ͩ̋ͬį͍̫͛̄ͫ͑̋͐̒d͓͎̜͞ẹ̰̞͍̬̞ͮ͆̃̓̓̈́͘
̍͐͒ͪ̏ͣ͠Ǐ̩̺̦̌ ̢̖̤͈̤͛ͣͫ̈̆ͦ̀w̪͈͓̯̣i̯̰̭̫̰̋͌̍ͭl̶̗͉̀ͯ̆͂͗̾l̸͍̟̖ͧ̉̎ͬͭ̽̚ ̡̖̭̰̓̀ͭf͖͖̞̘̹̤̞ͩ͂̓ͪ̒ͭȉ̹̳̳͓̮͙̃̿͂n̈̍̆͐͛ͪͤd̦̣̮̫̽ ̗̠͕̩͙̼̿͑ͅy̝̪̫͈̻ͫ̎̐͒̌ͪo̥̭̯̩̐͊̌̇ͬ̔ủ͗̈́͊͡
̢̮͍̞̤̂͑ͣY̼̤̘̠̱ͦ̒̀̎̂ͬ̔ö̜͇͖̞̟͕͐́û̗̥̈͞ ̬͖̻̪̙̥ͪͦŵ̶̦͎̖̟͈̋͆̃̄̓́i̵̫̣̱̫͕̯l͉̜̒̋̊̆͗͊͜l̥̳̀͛ͪ̀̿ ́̈ͨb̞̝͇̠̑͑ͣ̇̾̒̽ͅu̸̠͉̣̽̏̊̒y̙̒̂͊̊͐̒ ̳̪̫̼͔m̵̤̪̥͔̩͖̖y̜̠̳̘̠ͪ̓̑̿ͩ͒́ ͤģ̣̬̬a̘͇̗̜̰̞̩ͦ͛ͮͣͤͫṁ̤̼̮͓͊e͔̪̰̣͂̔ͬ̔s͚͖̖̞̭̻̙̊̋̍,͚͚̥͚̤̥̗̆̐̔̔ͮ͋ͮ ̖̯͓̭̩͙̭ͨͯ̏̕f̩͍͉ͪ́̄̌ͦ̀o̥̤̦̐ͫr͋̚e̝̖̺̣̻̾ͩ̌͂͂̄͞v̭͔̮̑͒e̯͖̹̺ͅr͕̳͈̦̪̙̜̊ͪ͑̈̽͋ ̗̜̟̉͢a̛̝͈̤͔͇̪͂͐̇̃n̮̩̞̤ͣ̂ͭ̓ḓ͎̙͕̼̪̓͟ ̠̠̘̯ͤ͒͒ȅ̦̘̹͖̙͔͂͗͛v͎̊̏ͭe̗ͧͤ̉ͅr̶̺̖̊ͣ͒
̵̜ͦ̔̈́͆̀̈́
*Casts turn undead spell*
Begone you wicked and foul abomination!
I know you really write here todd. Thanks for the canvas bag!
Jokes on you todd
I have an ak47 of Expelling
Y̵͎̖͔̖̮̘o̬̯̱̱͚͇u̴͓̪̺̱̩͉̼ͮ̍ͪ͒̽̋ ̷̮̹̥͚̃͌̀̊ḣ̵͚a̛ͨ̎̓͂v̵̭̟͕͍̳̺ͫ̏ͯͣ͌͒e͎̯̻͛ͮͮ̚ ̳̺̖͕͈͑̉̇n̘̱͋͞ó̞ͨ͠ ̨̞̞͉̮̔̊̇ͫ̃p̷̟͍̭̎o̜͖̞ͩ̾̆͋ͩ̈́́w̸͕̳̥͖̟̞͌ͣ͂è͎̝̳r̼͗
̹̮̖͂͠I̘̟̟̘̺̞̩͐ ̸͍̰̞̫̝̖̃ͮ̔͒a͚̖ͣͩm̡͍͒̇̒͌̓̍ ͈̪̬̦͙̘̰́̋̑t͍͖͓̿̏h̢̪̤͐̈͊̌ͨé͇͕ ͓͎̂ͫ͑͝Ȁ͉̥̦͍͇l͞p̣͎͕͈̳̗̋̎̽͆h̳̆a̴ ͉̥̞̠̬̜̽à̮̤̏͛̓̐̕ň̥͓ͪ̾̕ḋ͎̙̞ͮ͛ͨ͗̚ ͓͕̤̿ͤO̥̳̹̜̗m̴͕̘̓̽e̡̝̝̠͙̜̜̳͆̄́̎ͩğ̦ͅạ̶̬͚̠̖͖ͧͅ
̮͙̭͇̚ͅĪ̷̪̙̦̣ͤ ̪̬͕̬ͩ͆a͕̥̦͍͉̰͡ṃ͓̓ ̼̖ͫ̏ͧͪw̵͎ͬ͌̇͒̇h͖̺͇̠̤̼̆ͯa̛͈͊̎̂̿̋̒ṱ̼̦̭͓́ ̸̦̟̔ͩ̈́ͣ́̑ỷ͇ͪ̿̌ͫͮͅo̮̜̻̫̖̔͡u͍̮͎̝̍̓̾͊̉͌ͅ ͗̌̃͆͊ͭs̭̗͇̼͙͗͒̄͊͞e̪͇̪̩̰̪̗͌è̳̟̿͐ ͔̣͚̪͚̈̀̄͌w̵̯̫͕͙̞͖̣͐̌̍ḧ̟͖̺̹̺́ͪ̂ë͚͖̳̇͆͠nͫͮ̀ͦ̃̎ ̖̱̠̰̺͊y͉̦ͣͩ͊̊͒͠o̿̏̂uͬ̓̍̇͋ ̳̱͕̝ͪ̓͘ͅs̢̠̼̣̃ͯͬt͇͕̝̱̖͎̱a̺͖ͪͮ͒ͦ̎̏ṟ͈̹̭̳̠̿̓e̷̳͍̮̩̞̓̈́ ͔̬͈̮̳͜ì͕͎̇̽̍n̥̫̯͓̤̳͌͑͋̕t̮̺̳̘̍͊̏ͩ̍̊̐ȯ̥̫ͨ ̤͂̆̄̓ͣ̓t̹͇̜̘̋̄ͬ̑ͩh͙͙̿̒ͫ͂̓e͡ ̛̾ͨ͆̿̿́ǎ͙̔ͪb̳̜͚̦͕̞̈̋͗̎́y̆ͮ́ͦ̐̑̚s̶͊ͭs̩͔͉̩̟͙̖̔͒͗̓̇ͭ
̱̳̦̥̣̘̈́͠ͅM̙͖̰̘̠̜̳͑y̻̹͖̓ͧ͆͐ͮͮ ̴̣ͬͅg̥̣̝ͫ̑̃ͧͫ͠a̐m̭̹̯̹̗ͮ͡e̩̣ͭ̽ͮs̞͂̚ ͇̖̺̑ͪ̾̓ͩ̚ẃ͇͖͕̿ͣ͋͊̐͒ī̴̖̦̏̓͂̀͒l̦͈͍̖̞̻͕͋ͧ͗̄͂l̦̮̜̝ͣͨ̊̕ ̖̺̮̫̝̓ͬ̂ͩ̇͂́b̸̝͚̗̳̙̝ͬ͐̆͆̃̽̑ͅè̸͖̫͔̗ͮ̿ͭͮ ̵̓b̤͍̽̓̐̓̑̔oͬ̓̆ͯ́͝u̘̥̞͕̱̰̐̐g̯͒ͫͣ̓͐h̵͚̙̪t̵́̋͗ͦ̿́
What is her game? I want to buy it.
Hey Todd i never bough anything from bethesda i pirated every single bethesda game i played.
What are you gonna do about it?
I already bought your game once, Todd.
ANYONE
HELP
HELP ME BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HE...l...p........
That tokyo wire one
Eat my ASS Todd
Benis :D:D:D
Thanks!
WE
LIVE
IN
A
SOCIETY
FRET NOT MY CHILD I AM HERE TO SAVE YOU
DO NOT BE DECEIVED BY THE FALSE TODD. THE IMPOSTER LOCKED AWAY MY BEING IN 2003 AND TOOK HOLD OF MY ESSENCE
PRE-ORDER ALL COMING BETHESDA GAMES TO BANISH THIS FOUL DEMON AND I WILL BRING YOU THE GLORY OF MORROWIND 2: EVEN MORE CLIFFRACERS
It's true
oh man i remember this ladyboy. met in a hotel a few years ago and ripped her bussy apart. she has a decent cock but it's tiny compared to mine, and i wasn't about to do anything gay anyways.
anyone that's bought Oblivion, Skyrim, FO3 FO4 and FO76 (with all xpacs and DLC) can have a free run at either of her holes. my treat. I've got way better bitches in my stable anyways.
I can't fuck someone with a bigger cock than me so I'm sticking with her todd
You think you can stop me? TES6 will have no spears, no medium armor, no unarmored, no unarmed, no throwing weapons, no spellcrafting... I think we'll remove maces and daggers from the game, too.
now shut up and get back in your cage before all spellcasting is merged into a single skill.
Wait til I pirate your shit then spend my $60 on the patreons of modders
FUCK YOU TODD
I PIRATED FALLOUT 76 AND SKYRIM
FIGHT ME CUNT
Does anybody have the original image of pic related?
I want to start making some todd hostage memes
>Mikami will die before making a spiritual successor to God Hand or Vanquish
That's true horror right there.