Hi there user, can I come in so you can buy my game?

Hi there user, can I come in so you can buy my game?

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No I'm buying her game

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I ordered Shadow of the Colossus the other day on ps4 and when it arrived they accidentally send me a copy of fallout76.

Was this your doing Todd or did they simply just fuck up my order?

I don't know what you mean and I definetly don't know where you live so I can swap your games.

Make the next TES game not suck like Oblivion and Skyrim. Bring back Morrowind tier greatness or get the fuck off my property.

>There was a Todd Howard + Elon Musk panel at e3
>youtube.com/watch?v=WVW50KRaBd8
Fucking why

I am working on it.

Tell you what, Imma come in so I can tellyou more abou-user...why is there a chain on your door, open it, I mean we're friends aren't we?

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You aren't coming in. Fuck off back to your studio and stay there; if you and your team does well and doesn't fuck it up then let the game speak for itself; none of your marketing shit.

2 geniuses combine

Cute.

i imagine catching todd going through my mailbox and seeing him bolt down the street after i yell at him for doing it again

user...open the door

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Go tampering with any locks and we're going to have a real problem.

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I dont need to buy your game, i can just play the free trial

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OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR RIGHT NOW AND BUY MY FUCKING GAMES
I HAVE YOUR FAMILY user

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I'll haul you off to the Dragonsreach dungeon myself.

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Idiot

N-now hold on Todd, this isn't what it looks like.

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YOU WANNA FUCKING GO!?

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Todd don't please! You're scaring me!

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You don't know the meaning of fear, but I will teach you

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I'VE FOUGHT MUDCRABS MORE FIERCER THAN YOU.

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W-what are you doing!?

Don't look away user

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Breaking and entering huh? We've got a special place for scum like you

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>buy my game
You forgot to make one

>I said some uuh nasty things about the khajiit people and some lies about mountains you can climb and uh our AI.

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Y͕͉͝ò̹̹̩̤ǔ̧̥̈́̒̾ͮ ̩̯̗͉ͩ̈c̜̬̗̣̗̩ǎ̶͉̳͚̗̣͆ͯ̋ͩ̓͑n̛͖̠͍̤̠̈́ ͈̣̭̟͚͖̋̐͌nͤͫ̓ͬͫǫ̻̠̯̥̥̐̋t̳̹͖̝ͧ̓̍ͧ͜ ̦̠̬͋̈r̨̝͙͚̝̋̋̚ů̳̻̼͔͓ͮ͗̚n̬̥̱̤̣̭ͯ͞ͅ
̹͕̭̰͇͓̃͂̑̌͒͠Ỹ̝͖̦̩ͩ̆̿̈͜ͅò̬̝̺̱͈̙̘ͣ͗uͫ̇ͬ̎̔̂ ̢̯͔̣ͅĉ͚͔̝̖͉̦ͧͧ̈͌a͈̬̖̼͑͑ͣͤ͢n̟͍͛̆̿̒ ̟̇̒͛͊̎͡n̫̤ͣ́͋̍ͩ̇̚o̞̓t̴͍ ̵̮̌̀͗̔͐͂͋h̹̦̟ͤ̏͌ͩ̋ͬį͍̫͛̄ͫ͑̋͐̒d͓͎̜͞ẹ̰̞͍̬̞ͮ͆̃̓̓̈́͘
̍͐͒ͪ̏ͣ͠Ǐ̩̺̦̌ ̢̖̤͈̤͛ͣͫ̈̆ͦ̀w̪͈͓̯̣i̯̰̭̫̰̋͌̍ͭl̶̗͉̀ͯ̆͂͗̾l̸͍̟̖ͧ̉̎ͬͭ̽̚ ̡̖̭̰̓̀ͭf͖͖̞̘̹̤̞ͩ͂̓ͪ̒ͭȉ̹̳̳͓̮͙̃̿͂n̈̍̆͐͛ͪͤd̦̣̮̫̽ ̗̠͕̩͙̼̿͑ͅy̝̪̫͈̻ͫ̎̐͒̌ͪo̥̭̯̩̐͊̌̇ͬ̔ủ͗̈́͊͡
̢̮͍̞̤̂͑ͣY̼̤̘̠̱ͦ̒̀̎̂ͬ̔ö̜͇͖̞̟͕͐́û̗̥̈͞ ̬͖̻̪̙̥ͪͦŵ̶̦͎̖̟͈̋͆̃̄̓́i̵̫̣̱̫͕̯l͉̜̒̋̊̆͗͊͜l̥̳̀͛ͪ̀̿ ́̈ͨb̞̝͇̠̑͑ͣ̇̾̒̽ͅu̸̠͉̣̽̏̊̒y̙̒̂͊̊͐̒ ̳̪̫̼͔m̵̤̪̥͔̩͖̖y̜̠̳̘̠ͪ̓̑̿ͩ͒́ ͤģ̣̬̬a̘͇̗̜̰̞̩ͦ͛ͮͣͤͫṁ̤̼̮͓͊e͔̪̰̣͂̔ͬ̔s͚͖̖̞̭̻̙̊̋̍,͚͚̥͚̤̥̗̆̐̔̔ͮ͋ͮ ̖̯͓̭̩͙̭ͨͯ̏̕f̩͍͉ͪ́̄̌ͦ̀o̥̤̦̐ͫr͋̚e̝̖̺̣̻̾ͩ̌͂͂̄͞v̭͔̮̑͒e̯͖̹̺ͅr͕̳͈̦̪̙̜̊ͪ͑̈̽͋ ̗̜̟̉͢a̛̝͈̤͔͇̪͂͐̇̃n̮̩̞̤ͣ̂ͭ̓ḓ͎̙͕̼̪̓͟ ̠̠̘̯ͤ͒͒ȅ̦̘̹͖̙͔͂͗͛v͎̊̏ͭe̗ͧͤ̉ͅr̶̺̖̊ͣ͒
̵̜ͦ̔̈́͆̀̈́

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*Casts turn undead spell*
Begone you wicked and foul abomination!

I know you really write here todd. Thanks for the canvas bag!

Jokes on you todd
I have an ak47 of Expelling

Y̵͎̖͔̖̮̘o̬̯̱̱͚͇u̴͓̪̺̱̩͉̼ͮ̍ͪ͒̽̋ ̷̮̹̥͚̃͌̀̊ḣ̵͚a̛ͨ̎̓͂v̵̭̟͕͍̳̺ͫ̏ͯͣ͌͒e͎̯̻͛ͮͮ̚ ̳̺̖͕͈͑̉̇n̘̱͋͞ó̞ͨ͠ ̨̞̞͉̮̔̊̇ͫ̃p̷̟͍̭̎o̜͖̞ͩ̾̆͋ͩ̈́́w̸͕̳̥͖̟̞͌ͣ͂è͎̝̳r̼͗
̹̮̖͂͠I̘̟̟̘̺̞̩͐ ̸͍̰̞̫̝̖̃ͮ̔͒a͚̖ͣͩm̡͍͒̇̒͌̓̍ ͈̪̬̦͙̘̰́̋̑t͍͖͓̿̏h̢̪̤͐̈͊̌ͨé͇͕ ͓͎̂ͫ͑͝Ȁ͉̥̦͍͇l͞p̣͎͕͈̳̗̋̎̽͆h̳̆a̴ ͉̥̞̠̬̜̽à̮̤̏͛̓̐̕ň̥͓ͪ̾̕ḋ͎̙̞ͮ͛ͨ͗̚ ͓͕̤̿ͤO̥̳̹̜̗m̴͕̘̓̽e̡̝̝̠͙̜̜̳͆̄́̎ͩğ̦ͅạ̶̬͚̠̖͖ͧͅ
̮͙̭͇̚ͅĪ̷̪̙̦̣ͤ ̪̬͕̬ͩ͆a͕̥̦͍͉̰͡ṃ͓̓ ̼̖ͫ̏ͧͪw̵͎ͬ͌̇͒̇h͖̺͇̠̤̼̆ͯa̛͈͊̎̂̿̋̒ṱ̼̦̭͓́ ̸̦̟̔ͩ̈́ͣ́̑ỷ͇ͪ̿̌ͫͮͅo̮̜̻̫̖̔͡u͍̮͎̝̍̓̾͊̉͌ͅ ͗̌̃͆͊ͭs̭̗͇̼͙͗͒̄͊͞e̪͇̪̩̰̪̗͌è̳̟̿͐ ͔̣͚̪͚̈̀̄͌w̵̯̫͕͙̞͖̣͐̌̍ḧ̟͖̺̹̺́ͪ̂ë͚͖̳̇͆͠nͫͮ̀ͦ̃̎ ̖̱̠̰̺͊y͉̦ͣͩ͊̊͒͠o̿̏̂uͬ̓̍̇͋ ̳̱͕̝ͪ̓͘ͅs̢̠̼̣̃ͯͬt͇͕̝̱̖͎̱a̺͖ͪͮ͒ͦ̎̏ṟ͈̹̭̳̠̿̓e̷̳͍̮̩̞̓̈́ ͔̬͈̮̳͜ì͕͎̇̽̍n̥̫̯͓̤̳͌͑͋̕t̮̺̳̘̍͊̏ͩ̍̊̐ȯ̥̫ͨ ̤͂̆̄̓ͣ̓t̹͇̜̘̋̄ͬ̑ͩh͙͙̿̒ͫ͂̓e͡ ̛̾ͨ͆̿̿́ǎ͙̔ͪb̳̜͚̦͕̞̈̋͗̎́y̆ͮ́ͦ̐̑̚s̶͊ͭs̩͔͉̩̟͙̖̔͒͗̓̇ͭ
̱̳̦̥̣̘̈́͠ͅM̙͖̰̘̠̜̳͑y̻̹͖̓ͧ͆͐ͮͮ ̴̣ͬͅg̥̣̝ͫ̑̃ͧͫ͠a̐m̭̹̯̹̗ͮ͡e̩̣ͭ̽ͮs̞͂̚ ͇̖̺̑ͪ̾̓ͩ̚ẃ͇͖͕̿ͣ͋͊̐͒ī̴̖̦̏̓͂̀͒l̦͈͍̖̞̻͕͋ͧ͗̄͂l̦̮̜̝ͣͨ̊̕ ̖̺̮̫̝̓ͬ̂ͩ̇͂́b̸̝͚̗̳̙̝ͬ͐̆͆̃̽̑ͅè̸͖̫͔̗ͮ̿ͭͮ ̵̓b̤͍̽̓̐̓̑̔oͬ̓̆ͯ́͝u̘̥̞͕̱̰̐̐g̯͒ͫͣ̓͐h̵͚̙̪t̵́̋͗ͦ̿́

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What is her game? I want to buy it.

Hey Todd i never bough anything from bethesda i pirated every single bethesda game i played.
What are you gonna do about it?

I already bought your game once, Todd.

ANYONE
HELP
HELP ME BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HE...l...p........

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That tokyo wire one
Eat my ASS Todd

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Benis :D:D:D

Thanks!

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WE
LIVE
IN
A
SOCIETY

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FRET NOT MY CHILD I AM HERE TO SAVE YOU

DO NOT BE DECEIVED BY THE FALSE TODD. THE IMPOSTER LOCKED AWAY MY BEING IN 2003 AND TOOK HOLD OF MY ESSENCE

PRE-ORDER ALL COMING BETHESDA GAMES TO BANISH THIS FOUL DEMON AND I WILL BRING YOU THE GLORY OF MORROWIND 2: EVEN MORE CLIFFRACERS

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It's true

oh man i remember this ladyboy. met in a hotel a few years ago and ripped her bussy apart. she has a decent cock but it's tiny compared to mine, and i wasn't about to do anything gay anyways.

anyone that's bought Oblivion, Skyrim, FO3 FO4 and FO76 (with all xpacs and DLC) can have a free run at either of her holes. my treat. I've got way better bitches in my stable anyways.

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I can't fuck someone with a bigger cock than me so I'm sticking with her todd

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You think you can stop me? TES6 will have no spears, no medium armor, no unarmored, no unarmed, no throwing weapons, no spellcrafting... I think we'll remove maces and daggers from the game, too.

now shut up and get back in your cage before all spellcasting is merged into a single skill.

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Wait til I pirate your shit then spend my $60 on the patreons of modders

FUCK YOU TODD
I PIRATED FALLOUT 76 AND SKYRIM
FIGHT ME CUNT

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Does anybody have the original image of pic related?
I want to start making some todd hostage memes

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>Mikami will die before making a spiritual successor to God Hand or Vanquish
That's true horror right there.