Play older games

Pay for my healthcare

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I recommend you post more titcows

CANNIBAL GANG

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How has this fat fuck's heart not given out yet?

GoG and Steam. Summer sale in 8 days.

>On every single image i see of him on he is fake smiling like a motherfucker to brag about his FAKE ASS TEETH
Good Christ, not just is he still alive when he should be dead, but he is a gigantic fake faggot about it.

Do Americans really do this?

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boogie is dead, a yokai took his place long ago silly gaijin

I just finished Shadow Warrior you bum

fine I'll do it ross. loading up classic wow

Older than what, fucknuts?

Older than you, underage.

I like Game Dungeon but I don't get Freeman's Mind.

I'm 34, fuckface. I've been playing video games longer than you've been alive.

yeah well that's all I do, so what

gordon's really stressed out but he's keeping a positive, yet pessimistic view on life.

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I don't either. I'm not a big fan of Half Life anyway so I don't care. I do enjoy Game Dungeon though.

Post a fucking game dungeon already you slow fucking asshole. You said you'd post one the last vidchat before the current one.

Got time to talk about nonsense for 2-3h but you can't finish your video?

yeah I already play lots of them. arcade games, old PC games, NES games etc.
i need to beat star control 2. i did everything except destroy the Sa-Matra.

Name 5 games from before the year 2000 that I should give a shit about playing.

I like fm but I started watching it like a decade ago when it had 10 eps out on machinima and just kept following the series.
Still top quality machima.

Half Life
Metal Gear Solid
Sonic 3 & Knuckles
Doom
Super Mario 64

Myst, Riven, Sam and Max, Full Throttle, Grim Fandango

Ross is right. Old games slap, they got hard, they are lit. We stan old games.

>ep 10 had Freeman hammer boards together to make a better ramp
>’hope I don’t have to do that again 5 minutes later’
>another gap with a short ramp to jump a minute later
I honestly thought he’d spend another 6 minutes slowly building another ramp

>Freeman hammering boards onto a broken ramp while musing about the differing challenges of physical labor and theoretical science
Probably one of the best scenes in the series.

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DOOM 2
Star Control 2
Conta Hard Corps
Half-life
Alien Soldier
Total Annihilation
Tribes
unreal tournament
Quake
Cosmo Police Gavan

like 100 other games at least.

Is there a more punchable face?

Yes

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Hell yeah. Grim Fandango’s my favorite game of all time.

The rambling is the best part of FM for sure. If it were anyone else but Ross doing his rambles it'd be shit for sure.

Bitch I just started okami on switch today.

its my first time playing it ever. God damn the beginning is slow with that text pacing but the combat and world interaction is great so far. Just sliced the big boulder and hit the big field with the cursed areas.

Also FF9 which I’ve never even made it to the end of disc 1. The switch is a fantastic backlog/older shit system because FF9 is worth putting the time into as a portable.

Play molder games*
fixed that for you

>the beginning is slow with that text pacing
>user, the entire game is like that

Best era of final fantasy (1-9)
Literally any Mario at that time
Deus ex
Janes flight simulator

>play older games
>just not turn based ones
fak you ross

How much money you got? I spend $1,100 back in 2015 re-acquiring my NES and SNES library with original carts and hardware. About 150 games in total.

At least out of cutscenes you can read at your own speed and hit A once you’re done.

>plays through one game multiple times that has fucking no replay value at all and says that's it better than diablo 2

Super Mario World
Chrono Trigger
Mega Man X
Super Ghouls n Ghosts
U.N. Squadron
The Legend of Zelda: A Link To the Past

the SNES library is breedy great desu

What happened to this dude?

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Oh shit wait deus ex is 2000 isn’t it

Took too many shrooms near the end of his streaming career and suffered one too many mental breakdowns. He's living with his parents now.

Ross final form.

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living on your own without a reliable income is fucking stupid anyway

Denverfag here

There’s so many fucking super liberal tranny types that are all about the shrooms. Shit we just legalized microdosing medically. As someone who does smoke pot even I’m confused with all the mentally broken people thinking diving into your beyond fucked psyche through macrodosing is a good idea.

that freeman's mind episode was awesome

No!

How old is Ross?

>I micro dose shrooms and it’s the best thing for your mental health
>I’m also extremely fragile and get “triggered” by even swerving slightly in a car.
>but I can totally handle fucking mushrooms

imagine how scary it would be to take mushrooms after you've fucked up your body with whatever these idiots do, fuck that would suck, I would freak the fuck out

>How mold is Ross?
fixed that for you

Basically a glorified lets play mixed with role playing. I havnt started FM2 yet so i have no idea if its any good.

already do that my man

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That's my bread and butter

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Video games aren't really a good source of nutrition.

That's not a face I want to punch. I want to gently choke the life out of it as an act of mercy.

It's basically the last of the classic style Let's Plays, before LPs just became assholes on youtube screaming randomly every time something happened in a game that they're playing through blindly.

It's a play-through of Half-Life 1, and now 2, but with the conceit that the voiceover is actually an in-universe commentary coming via Freeman, hence Freeman's Mind.
Rather that a cool, collected scientist rising to the occasion of badass action hero, he's an arrogant sociopath only in it for himself and his attempts at self-preservation just conveniently railroad him along the way to getting HL1's plot resolved by killing the bad guys, and likewise for HL2.

What are the best Game Dungeon episodes? Out of the few I've watched Armed and Delirious is by far the most entertaining.

Stop watching e-celebs first faggot.

Why don't ya make me, pussy?

Nyet 3, Test Drive 3, Bip Bop 2, Realms of the haunting, and Maabus. Basically any puzzle game or point and click adventure game. The Crew is a pretty decent one as well because he just rambles on about the detail they put into the games world.

Arcade America, Super Cult Tycoon, and Baldies are great

Super Cult Tycoon is amazing because Ross explains how he would run a cult. Also the Crew is definitely worth a watch. You know what, all of them are amazing, just watch them.