Heh... unlike Banjo, at least Steve has a girlfriend.
Heh... unlike Banjo, at least Steve has a girlfriend
Isaac Sanders
David Bennett
Banjo fucks Kazooie on the reg, prove me wrong.
Hudson Nguyen
His "girlfriend" made him irrelevant.
Brody Torres
>girlfriend
>not fuck buddy who like rough play
Steve sounds like a fag
Andrew Cook
did people unironically want this literal non-character? i thought it was just shitposting
Angel Russell
>girlfriend
more like someone beta steve is too mortified to even talk to, meanwhile banjo chad literally has bitches on his back 24/7
Asher Price
Actual zoomers do. Even though it's just a default skin.
Easton Nguyen
>meanwhile banjo chad literally has bitches on his back 24/7
Prove it.
Andrew Butler
False
John Sanders
>Invades Steve's game.
Banjo is BASED bros.
Justin Hill
Steve is a character
Brody Edwards
and what character is that?
Andrew Rivera
Tell me literally one thing about his personality
Cooper Rogers
>girlfriend
OH NO NO NO NO
Gavin Sanchez
Steve
Zachary Ward
Banjo doesnt need a girlfriend he has a sister.
Jason Mitchell
and still I doubt that, before the leaks, nobody in his right mind was asking for Steve, so I am sure that is just the vocal minority of Smash/Minecraft fans that follow the Smash speculation, and we made if bigger that it's actually is.
Just like last ballot, we all assume Banjo, Shantae, Dee and Wold were clear favorites (and we know that Nintendo could have add them no problem), just so Goku and Snake end being the over all favorites, with Bayonetta being the only character in the top 5 Nintendo could add in the end.
Dominic Cook
what is his character?
Logan Wright
Friends with added benefits
Ian Ortiz
Holy fuck, Steve is more pathetic than Sora, at least he got a gf before getting Thanosed
Joshua Ward
Aaron Brown
You got me there
Jonathan Sullivan
Parker Powell
>Shantae
Fuck off
Daniel Jackson
NOOOOOOOOONONONONOOOOO STEVEBROS NOOOONNNNOOOOOAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH MAKEITSTOP
Adam Garcia
>give me your honey, big bear
also see
Landon James
FUCKING DELETE THIS OR I WILL DELETE NINTENDO MYSELF THIS ISNT HAPPENING
Elijah Moore
youtube.com
Zoomers: explain yourselves. Explain why you're like this.
Carter Reed
KEK
Jacob Baker
i wish this was a thing when steveposting was going strong
Logan Barnes
Steve fucks chickens
Jonathan Campbell
DELET
Joshua Smith
Adam Taylor
I mean it, that pie chart is still going on threads, pointing to the "clear favorites" of the Ballot, and a lot of people assumed it was true. Then as it turns out, the only one in that chart who made it into the top five was Snake, that's what I mean, the Smash "comunity" is actually a vocal minority in the grand scheme of things, and the characters we thing are the most requested, aren't nearly as requested to the over all fan.
Aaron King
What the hell would banjo and kazooies child look like? A bear with wings? Some weird abomination creature?
Alexander Perry
And games.
Isaiah Stewart
Just like real people
Easton Martinez
Steve just needs to go away for awhile. This is making me feel embarrassed for him!
Ian Lopez
Are gonna get creepy Steve's girlfriend render now?
Christopher Roberts
Please Not.
Robert Lewis
Daniel Mitchell
Tooty
Jace Robinson
They can't produce offspring
Doesn't stop them from fucking
Correct me if I'm wrong, but other than Tooty I don't think there are other female bears
Banjo finds the idea of fucking his sister so disgusting that he will doom his species and fuck a bird instead
Ian Phillips
It's pretty great they made Steve black just to piss off Notch more.
Jacob Ramirez
AHHH STEVEBROS WE GOT A BIT TOO COCKY!
Jose Nelson
kek
Leo Brown
Probably some cartoony shit, like a random animal.
Josiah Hill
Of course Steve is higher than the THOT
Luke Rivera
Liam Garcia
Banjo's married.
Carter Torres
What the FUCK stevebros
Noah Nguyen
Oh there's something "blocky" here, alright
Dylan Robinson
Landon Rodriguez
How often you think Banjo invades her beehive?
Josiah Smith
Jesus the ride never ends for Stevies
Alexander Perez
Is that real? lmao
Kayden Allen
One could even say you got a bit too blocky.
Joshua Murphy
OH GOD MY SIDES.
Levi Hernandez
kek
Colton Rogers
NONONNONONONNONONNOOONONON STEVEBROS FRIENDZONED AGAIN
Easton Barnes
>Literally friendzoned
OHNONONONO
Hudson Butler
>200cm and black
>Gets friendzoned
NO STEVEBROS THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN
Xavier Kelly
Levi Sullivan
Austin Morales
Ayy
Brody King
Imagine being an unironic Stevefag right now
Henry Edwards
Kayden Scott
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Aaron Lopez
God I want Banjo to slam Falco
Andrew Walker
Hey Faggots,
My name is Steve, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day making stupid ass predictions. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of steveposters because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I defeated the Ender dragon, and made a diamond pickaxe. What games do you play, other than "jack off to Smash reveals"? I also sell straight millions, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
Brayden Perez
This pic begs for an "I hate every single one of you" copypasta.
Aaron Gutierrez
Having sex doesn't necessarilly produce offsprings, user. Why do you think anal sex is a thing.
Kevin Martin
Anal is what you do while the girl is pregnant, retard.
Michael Taylor
read
Adam Ramirez
He’s a Go-Getter.
Noah Gutierrez
BLACKED
Aaron Robinson
BLOCKED
Wyatt Turner
NOOOOOOOOOOO
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING STEVEBROS
Anthony Nelson
Why was Steve replaced by this thot when I went back to my literal 5+ year old save?
Chase Davis
STOP, OH GOD, STOP, MY SIDES CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE AH AH AH AH AH !
Joshua Phillips
kek
David Foster
He's probably Hover Handing too.
Christopher Nelson
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING STEVEBROS
WHAT THE FUCK WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE CHADS OF THIS BOARD
Luke Torres
What is Links Character?
What is Villagers Character?
They are both literally the same as Steve. So shut up about "muh personality"
Christian Moore
an american
Caleb Bell
Fuck off to whatever website you came from.
Bentley Wright
NOOOO
Cooper Walker
I came from Yea Forums
Josiah Baker
Obviously not.
Ayden Barnes
>fucks kazooie
>not his sister
Samuel Smith
>everyone is "OH NONONONO" posting about this
>the title for dumb cereal bears trailer is literally "Best Friends"
Why are banjokes so fucking hypocritical it's SO CRINGE
Andrew Lopez
yeah I did, we're on 4channel
Liam Brown
>minecucks
Josiah Watson
I'm gonna miss steveposting.
It was the most fun I've had in rosterfag threads.
Josiah White
Fuck you
Nolan Green
>cucking the girl to get to the boy
a man of taste
Dylan Mitchell
Fuck you
Ethan Gray
gladly
Jonathan Gutierrez
Alex is a girl?
Cameron Davis
Someone beat you to it
Gavin Morris
wait, Steve is black?
Thomas Parker
this, the shitposting made rosterfag threads just a bit BEARable
Ryder Nguyen
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STEVEBROS
Cooper Anderson
WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MINECRAFT?
Austin Peterson
Don't worry, Steve. I'll get you an invite.
vocaroo.com
Benjamin Rodriguez
A bear with Kazooie colors and a bird with Banjo clothes and colors, duh
Colton Rivera
LEAVE HAT KID OUTTA THIS
Zachary Nguyen
There's Mrs. Boggy.
Samuel Bailey
it was the polar bear in drag. i bet when you ind him the first time he was too ull rom swallowing everyone's cum
Dylan Jenkins
She probably already hit menopause
Eli Davis
Ayo Alex. Who dis fool?
Andrew Morales
MILKY
David Carter
You would say he got cockblocked.
Jayden Garcia
Remember: Even Jigglypuff can procreate in the games, but Steve can get get any even when there are only him and a girl in the world
Justin Brooks
>the huge influx of faghots shitting on Minecraft because of cursed Steve/herobrine
>when the people who shitposted about didn’t care for Minecraft or smash
Connor Powell
BANJOCHADS WIN AGAIN BABY!
Hudson Cook
Anytime I think about Steve in Smash I always hope that he would have Boxer Steve as alternate skin.
Gabriel Moore
William Reed
Isaac Ward
Doesn't stop an older gal from having fun
Cameron Green
Stevefag here
I’m sorry for my autistic outbursts and spam yesterday
Banjo was the better fighter all along
Oliver Martin
Alex is for BBC
Juan Ross
>Banjochads
>youtube.com
>the offical title for the dumb bears trailer is Best Friends
OH NONONO AAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH
Daniel Carter
Fucking brutal
Wyatt Morris
ahem
Tyler Carter
A bird? The children is always the species of the female
Matthew Barnes
Yes, Donkey, Diddy, and Banjo are indeed best friends. Did you not get the whole "Rare" theme in the trailer?
Brayden Wood
>Banjies seething that they won't have a GF like Alex
Stay mad bearfags.
Gabriel Price
Yes?
Sebastian Harris
wtf is Steve black now?
Landon Russell
>Implying Banjo isn't dating Tiny Kong
She even replaced him in DKRDS
>inb4 Kazooie
Fuck you
Liam Miller
it was supposed to be just shitposting but then actual autists came around taking it seriously and getting extremely emotionally invested acting like they were on the frontlines of a fucking war
Andrew Morales
Can someone tell me where this type of player models comes from? These cringe videos always have it, but as far as i'm aware the game looks the same as it always been?
Also wasn't there one of these videos where the girl is raped by a evil guy.
Joseph Collins
its custom buyable skins for the console version of minecraft
Tyler Thomas
A griffin, but with bear parts instead of lion parts
Thomas Kelly
Eli Peterson
get with the times old man
Joshua White
the worst part is they trying to make Steve a black person now
Parker Watson
OHNONONONO STEVE KEKED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Blake Taylor
youtube.com
Boomers: explain yourselves. Explain why you're like this.
Charles Baker
kek
Benjamin Bennett
holy shit steve got btfo
Sebastian Parker
Such a character he couldn't even get into the shitty telltale game.
Zachary Bailey
>Stevefags just keep losing
OH NONONONO
Samuel Barnes
I bet he drinks honey milk straight from the titty.
Jordan Carter
So this is where Tootie's been all this time?
Mason Brooks
You're right. How else would you be able to restock on egg ammo so quickly for Kazooie?
Nathan Jenkins
POST YFW YOU'RE NOT STEVE RIGHT NOW
Jackson Rodriguez
Oh God my fucking sides are in orbit
Jack Morris
Wait where the fuck did this come from? Since when did people start drawing porn of her?
Bentley Butler
Why is Falco looking at Kazooie like that?
Cameron Cooper
Cameron Jackson
The absolute STATE of Stevefags
Leo Powell
>he wanted Banjo, Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, and King K.Rool to fuck each other
Of course stevefags would be this gay
Chase Evans
This was done before the Smash reveal