Games where i can play as a perma-virgin?

DMC 1-5

B-but don't you know that the only way to be successful is to stick your dick in someone's hole at least once?

based

I want to play a shooter where i have to protect my virginity from rabid thots

FFXIV treats ERP as canon relationships. If you get married that's proof in game that your character is married. It's literally up to you if you want your character to be a virgin or not.

Didn't doomguy become doomguy because demons killed his son?

>equating an MMORPG with a single player FPS

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Halo and Metroid

kingdom come you can stay virgin if you want

If you lose in your next play through you get an HP drain effect from HPV and cancer.

hatred

Never equated anything to anything you spastic incel.

That's every game you play lol

>doomgod is pure
based boy

nah, killed his pet rabbit, they fucking piked his little rabbit head for doom guy to find, Doom guy proceeds on a violent killing spree in Doom II because of it.

Gal Gun double peace

Carmack made the right comment. This is the way games should be. No idea why sex is even part of games in the capacity it is these days.

>Doomguy is a incel
Fitting really.

doesnt talk, somehow still an incel, no one is safe

This!
Wizard powers when?

>doomguy is a wizard
Checks out.

user, all non, woman bootlicking men are incel's now.
Words have no meaning anything more.

incel game for incels confirmed

So Doomguy is just an angry incel?

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But in doom 2016 he has a son?

Adopted

doom guy isn’t an incel, he’s a based volcel

Incels are people who CAN'T get laid

Doomguy is a pure christian who isn't married.

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Doomguy is a wholesome individual deriving emotional value and affection from platonic relationships with his friends and pet rabbit who simply has had the time to pursue sexual relationships. Don't lump him in with those redpilling MRAing degenerates.

hasn't* had the time

Based

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Based h-doom

He already got them, he's a gun wizard.

i have no idea why I find censored humiliation porn so hot

>they are way to straight for the eyes of a sissy either way
What the fuck does this even mean? The bozos who write this god awful smut aren't even fluent in god damn English.

Doom guy/Doom Slayer isn't the betrayer

Sex is overrated. This is what happens when women who only have pride in their bodies acquire equality within the span of a single century.

Because you are a man of culture

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Didn't Doom2016 made all the wads canon which means that he had sex after 1996?

Literally Yakuza

Didn't Doomguy has a back story where he loses his son to demons and that's what sends him into a homicidal rage?.

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have*

that's the autist jewtuber videos they are made up doomslayer is just doomguy after he decides to stay in hell after doom 64

no

Everything makes so much sense now.

seething

that explains why he is so angry

That sounds like a pretty good idea for a porn game, with your HP representing how close you are to cumming and all the enemies being succubus-like demons.

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youtube.com/watch?v=WA6itMDdELc

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my life

Fuck that movie was so bad with the autism-tier virgin akward scenes.

Doom guy is jesus