Pokemon is DEAD

>Where did it all go wrong lads?
Pokemon has been dead for about a decade. Gen V was its last whimper before it crashed and burned.

Nah, Sword and Shield is going to be great and have actual good content and even post game.

Just because you can’t transfer every single Pokémon doesn’t mean the games bad

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH MY DIIIIIIIICK

They’d have to do some crazy shit to get me to buy the game at this point. Imagine buying a Pokemon game where you can’t catch them all.

I need her to step on my balls

that would be so weird haha imagine if she made you eat her ass too hahaha

it probably builds more hype and interest in the game due to the fanart

so far none of the mechanics are good, they're fucking removing everything

It was never possible to catch them all in a single Pokémon game.

I'll play it. Since me getting Pokémon for my birthday(December 3rd) has been a Staple since forever. I dont even need to ask. I have told mom multiple times that i am perfectly capable of buying my own Pokémon games. Yet she still buys me the game anyway. But I am strongly considering telling her to NOT buy it for me, as I do not like where this franchise has been going, and IS going in the future. I don't even want to play it.

RSE, honestly. I haven't bought Pokemnon since HG/SS and I'm not changing it this year.

I kinda want to throw this battle, just to see her gloating as she beats me

The irony is that a pokemon gacha looks more appealing than anything gamefreak will ever do from this point foward, just import Pokemon Showdown's battle code into a gacha waifu collectathon and boom, recipe for success.

I'm sorry man, I'm buying it.

>All those future Doll Play doujin

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You’re being disingenuous over semantics. Stop that.

I unironically think there will be a better post game this time because the multiplayer online is block by a pay wall.

hey look it's the flavour of the month

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MY... GOD!!!

>mfw she is already dead

lmao that as quick

What would you do to her Yea Forumsros?

No matter what they do with the postgame, a pokemon game without all the pokemon isn't finished

i don't touch niggers except for myself

I'll believe it when I see it.

>and have actual good content and even post game.

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Sorry, but postgame is too much to handle for the young generation.

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I second this

>Where did it all go wrong lads?

>gf: nani? they buy anthing labled as pokemon?
>lets be lazy as possible then!

People ate up the other games where GF cut content and mechanics from prior iterations, why should this be any different for the average normalfag/dickrider?

Does she taste like chocolate?

*shit
And yes I would.

is not dead,is more like a ghoul.

I Just get hard as a a diamond when I see that chocolate

Jesus Christ that is the perfect body shape. Breasts the perfect size and shape too.

hey just saw your message on the discord.

here is your reply, post successfully signaled, now pay me.

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Ampharos

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I never played a pokemon game

I thought maybe the real debut of the franchise on a hd system would be a good opportunity for me to jump in but everything I've seen of the game looks like low effort garbage

Pokemon is that kid who does poorly in every class but graduates because his parents bribe the school. He could do better is applied himself but he doesn't see any reason to.

Wait i tought the region was too cold. How is she just using shorts?

I was thinking of skipping it because a lot of pokemon would be missing, but for some reason my dick is telling me I have to buy it.

>Pokemon good cause my dick tingly

Too cold for pokemon like Regice, not humans.

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>Please tell me you aren't buying Sword and Shield

What business is it of yours?

So what are the odds that they'll add national dex in a post-launch patch?

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They absolutely will, and they'll call it Shining Sword and Stalwart shield, and you fucks will pay $60 for each of them.

Masuda said they wouldn’t

fuck

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Probably depends on the sales numbers. If the angry fans cause them to drop enough, then, they'll do what this user said . In fact, they'll probably do that anyway.

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low difficulty ruined pokemon games.

whats the point if you can walk around stomping everyone with no thought or effort?

they're the most brainless games available in the market today.

our daughter will look like that!?!

In that case what's the difference between "muh living dex" in a pokemon game and having a living dex in Home?

SM/USUM have arguably the hardest campaigns though not counting BW2 Challenge Mode

>low difficulty ruined pokemon games.

I can't tell if you're implying that they used to have any semblance of difficulty, or if they were always braindead easy.

R/B/Y had level 65~ pokemon in the Elite 4. Now they're down to 40 something and with OP experience share.

They've definitely been watered down a ton.

Yeah, they've been a watered down, no argument there, but they've always been babby's first RPG tier. Now they're retard's first RPG.