To this day i still can't think of a single comeback to the 'i would really prefer if you'd be quiet' comment

>”And i would really prefer if you’d choke on my cock and balls you stupid faggot”
easy. took like two seconds.

>I would really prefer if you’d have sex

Holy based

>Oh yeah no problem man

>I'd prefer to watch non-cock-suckers speed run, but we all have to make sacrifices.

>I would really prefer if you'd be quiet

I would stand up, look him straight in the eyes and say....

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING NIGGER

Then I would rip that velcro mustache off his stupid nigger face.

>whisper
>i'd really prefer if your mom was tighter

based as fuck

This would have been perfect, but dabbing hadn't been invented yet.

either one of these depending on how you want to do it

>Well, we would really prefer that you not wear you pyjamas.

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What about one of those legendary and highly coveted euro dabs?

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>Well, we all would prefer that mullets stayed in the 1980s, but there it is.
*seinfeld music plays*

Yeah.. He embarrassed himself by acting the way he did. So, the best thing to do was take the obnoxious-made-obvious request to heart (politely), remove yourself from the scene (politely), and learn from this event (by improving your public behavior).

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"My apologies, I got carried away."

I feel like we've reached the final, greatest come back possible, there's no going forward anymore.

what the fuck

>Hurry up and finish then bitch.

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>Comeback
There is no "comeback". It's the equivalent of getting fired or someone breaking up with you. It wasn't an argument or an insult to begin with, it's simply a request and a statement of the relationship.

Put me in the screenshot.

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Why is Have Sex so all powerful?

>I would really prefer if you'd be quiet
>And I would really prefer if the donation speaker would suck my cock but you don't always get what you want

Because it's both absurd and simple
>Why haven't you done the dishes?
>Have sex?

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Dark Energy Moon Collar

Have sex

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I never see anyone here actually getting upset about it when it's posted. Only people claiming it's devastating. It get's 1 or 2 shit posts in response before getting [deleted].

I don't think I'd ever be in that situation in the first place but if someone told me that out of the blue I'd tell them to be quiet.

I'm pretty pleasant and polite in general, but I'm also all about getting 100% aggro if someone's crossing the line and it's my pet peeve when people try to bully others in public. Some old lady tried to get all pissy missy at me for being in her way in a grocery store the other day and I stepped up to her told her to take her pills and shut the fuck up. She ended up looking like she was about to cry. Don't be a cunt if you don't expect other people to treat you like a cunt.

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>'i would really prefer if you'd be quiet'
>Man same

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have sex

youtube.com/watch?v=wg3gTKiPq3c

Please please PLEASE for the love of god just stop talking and have sex.

>the duality of Yea Forums

>And I'd really like you to shave that Yee Yee ass porn stache but here we are

>'i would really prefer if you'd be quiet'
You mom'd prefer you to move out her basement

if you try to make a comeback after getting told "have sex" it looks like you're a butthurt virgin

is have sex the new age "u mad"

The only comeback to "have sex" is "your mom stopped texting back"

That would be the ultimate response to 'have sex' but your mom jokes were made ineffective from overuse in the late 90s/early 00s.

Every have sex post implies with lolis

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yes

Alright then
>Have sex
>Stop quoting your dad at me bro

no it's "seething"

>you first

It really isn't

>Don't be a cunt if you don't expect other people to treat you like a cunt.

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this user was way ahead of his time. what a legend

Cringe

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*awkward gay silence*

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what a nice way to tell someone to shut the fuck up.

breh

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Yeah you say, "Ah, sorry about that bro"
And then be quiet.

I told you to stop quoting your dad at me wtf?

based

not based

>I would really prefer that you'd be quiet.
>We would really prefer to be entertained

I tried to warn you bro. Zero responses then [Deleted].

SGDQ starts in nine days.

Stop quoting AWOL soldiers' descriptions at me?

>I would really prefer if you be quiet
>Oh sorry man, I didn't realize I was distracting you. I'll chill out.

But of course expecting a speedrunner at GDQ to understand social cues or basic manners is too much though I can't blame them for being snippy when they're on stream for that many people.

Now this is epic

OH YEAH? WELL THE JERK STORE CALLED, THEY'RE RUNNING OUT OF YOU

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samefag

I thought "I had sex with your wife" was the ultimate comeback

What's the context here? Why does Freddie Mercury want us to be quite?

Based Constanza poster

>this is a good comeback according to vee
holy shit

does chibi even have money to go this time? is he even still allowed to go?

>Shaggy vs. Boogie Nights Background Extra

*slaps back three times obnoxiously*
Haha man just chill bro
*maintain eye contact with a smile*

He will retreat. These are autistic betas and anyone with social skills wouldn't be here to begin with.

He very politely but sternly asked him to stop being an ass of himself. It had to be done because he was acting like a faggot and talking about anything and everything.

h-have sex haha...

>yeah, i get it. i dont really know anything about this game was just trying to make small-talk. ill see you later

The only comeback to that is "that's nice, she has the same STDs as your wife"

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This is actually autism in literary form.

this or shower is the best

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Yeah, almost like it's a facade; a sort of social lie to present to others that represents you're listening and care about their opinions, when you actually don't give a shit. It allows you to leave what seems to have become an embarrassing situation for you while retaining the idea you're not a completely self-absorbed attention-whore.

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kek

hey chibi

Ah, the long-awaited sequel to the first instalment.

You have autism

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all me

Yikes

damn

It's over

Cute bird

Based

wipe out my cock and masturbate

>wipe out my cock
*surfing intensifies*

>pol speedruners are a bunch of creaturas

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Smack the controller out of his hand
Punch him in the face
Walk away

First time this would be a proper response

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>some user is posting Calvin and Hobbes
Nice

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i'd probably cry and not move at all the rest of the stream. then i'd lay awake nights imagining, not so much a revenge, but some act of public brilliance or daring, like performing a real cool dance or song in a packed theater. that's what i would do.

I LIKE THAT JUMP

But what would Brian Boitano do?

What the real autist chad would do is master Tomba or Tombi or whatever the fuck and beat his time at the event next year

What if he responds:
> Dilate...

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It's not, it's just a forced flavour of the month maymay

because you can't respond to it without sounding butthurt

"Fair enough"

I don't know why but I read that in Bill Burr's voice.

Just ignoring him and continuing to talk about pigs would be the power move.

Or you could take his decision, and make it your decision.
>No problem buddy, it's a hard run and you need to concentrate. I believe in you :)

>Drop your pants

Have sex

"So confirmed Santa's #1 helper is a squirrel" was a really lame joke that had no flow. There was no coming back from that.

tener sexo

>Yes, but he ain't gettin' deez nuts! Similarly, no girl is ever gonna get yours. Now be quiet.

If he had just said “Oh...sorry” then gotten up and left it would’ve accentuated how much of a douche that one dude is and everyone wouldve turned on him

>I'd really prefer if you ran a better game.

based and RED PEELED

It's this generation's your mother. It's such a mild insult, you can't get mad at it without looking like a butthurt insecure bitch.