I JUST GOT A HAT DROP

I JUST GOT A HAT DROP

I'VE BEEN PLAYING SINCE 2014
FIRST HAT DROP HAAAAAH

too bad I never play spy

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Why are hat drops so rare?

i got dropped a ghastly gibus a while back

>mfw my first and only hat drop was a balloonicorn

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Just buy a key from steam market and get 35 hats

idk about tf2 but heres how it works in dota:
>dont play dota for 2 weeks or so
>Come back and you are guaranteed a hat drop.
Meanwhile if you play every day you will never get a hat drop nowadays. SO I guess its a way of influencing people who quit your game to come back.
Gabe fucked off years ago to maintain his knife collection so now valve is just full of profit making suits.

>TFW I've had so many hat drops I forgot what they were

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I never wear hats sadly. I only wear one medal from beginnings 5.

Many guess it is that way to encourage people to buy from the store.

Hats saved but also ruined tf2
Prove me wrong, protip:You can't

>hat drops are rare
i get one twice a month it feels like
most pf them get combined to make a brand new hat which is then used to repeat the process

I got a Bonk helm and an infernal orchestrina so far after I've started playing again.

>my only hat drop in 500 hours was this shit

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This. They really blew it when they started adding skins to guns like this was CS GO

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Skins are not the problem, killstreaks with particle effects were already pushing too far, but fucking unusual weapons with effects? I mean people are retarded enough to buy them but come on, game already runs like shit on my 2016 machine.

>just fucking around on 2fort at pyroland update
>about to get off the pc
>suddenly get balloonicorn drop back when it cost 20 bucks

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>10 year old game runs like shit on 2016 machine
Did you buy a chinktop or what nigger

>retarded person says retarded shit
How do you even dare to speak to me?

Congrats OP! I once got a Nano Balaclava and a Weight Room Warmer in the same day. I don't think I've gotten a hat drop since. I did get a paint once, though.

>buy pic related in 2017
>runs AAA games at 60 fps ultra
>meawhile mr brainful over here cant run tf2 on their 2016 computer
faggot

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Ah yes, the retard is also an insecure faggot, who would have guessed.

Nice, I don't really like the nano baclava but it works well for meme sets.
Weight room warmer on the other hand is hands down one of the best all class.

Install mastercomfig, user.
mastercomfig.com/download
make sure to get mastercomfig 7 so the install is easy.

First cosmetic drop I got that I actually liked was pic related

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They decreased the hat drops now that everything is uncraftable and only available on the graded cases

Stop showing off your PC builds and making me feel insecure about my craptop

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I remember one day on a sniping server, some kid was super nice and gave this to me and I ghosted him directly afterwards because I saw all of my friends scamming kids and I thought I'd have a go at it.
It felt bad man. It's not like he was completely poor or anything, but I always feel wrong about stealing to innocents, especially since he was so nice.

LionRD if you read this I'm sorry

That's nice, congratulations.

My PC can't hold 144fps in TF2.

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>one year of practice
>still can't airpogo
pls tell me I'll make it one day bros

youtube.com/watch?v=m8x7bi8UQkw

see

I can't even rocket jump anymore, I blame my 5 dollar mouse and my cardboard mousepad.

>Did user not like the Chronomancer I gave him? It's okay I guess... It wasn't much, and this happens all the time. I just wanted to be his friend... I hope he likes it.

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What do you guys think of HiGPS's proposed changes? Party van tonight?

Play jump_tissue. It's hands down one of the absolute best Demo jump maps, that shit will teach you everything, including airpogos, and the difficult curve is near perfect. I remember being so excited for clearing this one jump after several hours of attempts, nowadays I can clear the whole map in probably an hour or less.

>tfw my only hat drop was bonk boy
>tfw I already had that hat

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STOP MAKING ME FEEL BAD AAAAH

It's fucking horrible, every time I want to have fun by making someone feel bad, I always end up regretting it, even when it's someone I hate, I end up regretting doing something bad against them. I fucking hate myself. I have so many fantasies of hurting people I love and hate both, but whenever I enact on them I end up feeling like shit.
/blog

So is TF2 animation dead?
Wonder if another game will get anything like that.
Overwatch has 3D porn I guess but there's nothing these days that has anything like TF2 had
Gmod and SFM animations.

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Thanks user, downloading it as we speak. Is it not a good idea to directly start with the hard maps? I tried my hand at jump_jasmine and got past the first 4 jumps but afterwards I was completely stopped.
youtube.com/watch?v=eZWhai1BGHI
Do you need to master more basic stickyjumping (basically everything that doesn't involve airpogo, think jump_depression or jump_when) ?

Selling for 2 ref.

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It's how TF2 makes its money. Considering how most people won't even buy from the store nowadays, I honestly how much money they actually make from TF2. Good for us since we don't have to pay for nearly anything but still, I'm be curious to know.
HEAVY UPDATE FINAL COMIC WHEN VALVE

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The item description is great though

There's still some quality SFM's being made. Winger is still going at it.

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Last year's Saxxy winner was pretty fucking dope.
It wasn't a gmod funny animation but it was dope either way.
Also, if you hadn't seen it : youtube.com/watch?v=3GJTb9wnwLQ

>They stopped adding item descriptions
Why? They were fucking great. And most workshop creators add their own, usually keeping in style with the humor of the game so it's not like it's an extra effort for Valve.

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o o f

Hey, there's always worse people like me
The amount of cluelless people and kids i have scammed is probably in hundreds

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>1:02:52
holy shit that must have taken forever

I wouldn't recommend jumping straight into the hard stuff, no. But like I said, jump_tissue has a very clean difficulty curve. You definitely don't need to be a master at anything going into it; when I first went through it, I could hardly even ground pogo, but the map taught me how to, and I beat it after hours of trying.

If you mean GMod animation, more or less, save for a few animators. If you mean SFM, not in the slightest.

It's a collab. With ommited entries.

Do you realize what a collab is?

the mannconomy.
Used to be most of what got added in was unlockable via achievement, crafting, or if nothing else joining 24/7 idle servers.
Valve dropped the first two and cracked down on idling to get people to couch up cash money.
Does tf2 still force you to buy $2 keys for crates? That's goddamn ridiculous if they're still getting away with that scam.

I tried to play TF2 again the other day, Why is the UI so disgusting now?

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I JUST WANT IT TO BE REAL
PLEASE VALVE
PLEASE I DONT EVEN CARE IF ITS A VR ONLY TITLE I JUST WANT SOMETHING FROM YOU GUYS THATS NOT DOTA

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>that cool kid that fucking died

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>every time I want to have fun by making someone feel bad, I always end up regretting it

it's called having a conscious

Even after all these years i still can't get over how amazing this video is
youtu.be/dhTLDV9qPZ4

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Leak! was incredibly creative and somehow managed to keep in style with TF2. That final fight with going into the storyboard was genius.

Arigato again. Also is it possible to groundpogo with a decent speed or are you basically forced to go jump -> slow down -> jump -> slow down ? I already managed to hit a few "speedpogos" but I always fall down after the 3rd or 4th one.

>There we go, that is much much much better

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>when he finally hears the audio
nothing has destroyed my sides faster and with such force then this moment

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>Valve could've made a reference to him as a tribute
>They choose the guy who faked his death
I guess we can kiss goodbye the idea of them ever doing that again.

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I hate Sketcunt just because his actions spawned a "Kitty faked his death" theory

Oh absolutely it's possible. It's just not always necessary, keep that in mind. If there's a jump where you have to groundpogo across a large area, then you'd probably want to go faster so you don't take all day, but if it's something more inclosed, like a maze, there's nothing wrong with taking it slow.

>Gmod animation has died
>Machinimas have died
>SFM will probably die
> fucking died after surviving cancer
Why can't the universe just kill me instead

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Thanks! Are you looking forward to the beginnings 5 contest?

Seriously? People actually thought that not one but two people related to TF2 faked their deaths?

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You can disable all of that shit.

I've never been big on the competitions, I just do jump maps on my own accord. And you're welcome! No problem, really.

Oh yeah, I don't really participate myself, but it's always entertaining seeing the tricks and the speedruns.
Boshy's run on jump_nebuchadnezzar and jump_serenity were impressive, and the the tricks too.
I am a big fan of jump movies in general, with this one being the absolute best I've seen yet. youtube.com/watch?v=2I-3lj2qDbs

Even with configs the game won't use more than 4 cores

Still better than default. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Yep, during the entire "I'm back lmao" period there were plenty of threads here and some anons started believing that Kitty is alive and faked his death to go away from gmod or something.

My first hat drop was a fedora

Hi

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I have a 1070 and most of the time is around 200, drops to like 130-ish if there's a fuckton going on on the screen

They were probably just making a joke just because of how surreal the whole situation was. Unlike skethek there was an actual time of death for Kitty, with his real name, not just "he probably died since he said he was terminal with something".

You can never know what's a joke here and what's not nowadays.

Yeah but now that you mention it, I think I remember seeing jokes about whether Kitty was alive or not, I probably made some myself, and then got sad knowing he wasn't coming back But I doubt anyone truly believed that Kitty hadn't actually died.

>tfw had like 4 had drops in a few days once this year
a good feel

Finally got my hands on a Tide Turner and started to learn how to trimp, feels good diving on Heavy's pocket med and dropping his uber

>I3
>8GB ram
>1050 TI
It's less the game running like shit and more your computer is built like shit.