*Record scratch* *freeze frame*

*Record scratch* *freeze frame*

"Yeah, you guys are propably wondering, how have I gotten myself in this situation".
Mahjong thread

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feels bad, I'll never get it, not even close

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Posting cursed webm.
Also tournament in 2 hours 30 minutes. Are you prepared?

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>read tournament page
>no aka
Ok, it's sucks, even though it's change that should work in my favor.
Also anybody have list of players to keep an eye on? Wanted to make quick research about possibile opponents but will have only ~1 hour to do it before game 1.

You're telling me. Apparently 3 kans is as rare as the more common yakuman.

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I'm not gonna make it lads, i used up all my luck on today friendlies

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docs.google.com/document/d/1ut6u_KpGQSNTohzgko5GwhiZMY67JJFeghUw5aLGOmQ/edit here are player's brackets for first round. We have pretty much bell curve here - few novices, almost 75% of players are else adept or expert, and there are also 3-4 masters.

I am close to intuitively continuously checking for these items but sometimes make small misplays due to not being mindful. Anyone else keep a list of shorthand notes close by while playing? Anything you would add?

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Change 3A to "yes"

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I would say open hands and if the player has constantly discarded the draw. Keeping a check on if they're discarding a draw or from hand is the toughest shit.

Kan and then betaori for shit and giggles

dumb nyaagers nobody answered me if i can still sign up for the tournament? and how

>richi and a one sided wait on a 5 pin with that pool
Does the player enjoy suffering?

Friendly fucking WHERE
>inb4 make one I WON'T

What the fuck, how is that even possible

no
just be here during the tournament and fill the absences

Just hang out on #yakuman/v/irgins. There's likely to be a bunch of cuntsucks who won't show up and whose spot you can take over in that case.

make one

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youtube.com/watch?v=TcDJIfGf15s
Is she /ourgirl/?

That's what we thought last tourney but turns out only one of them never showed up while the others had to be seeded

Skipping the tsumo on a 1 way orphans and going for the 13-sided furiten wait double yakuman.

you've got 12 of the orphans, one of them paired up
you draw the thirteenth, then instead of declaring tsumo for a mere piddly yakuman, you discard the paired up orphan you have, making you need a 13-sided wait for a pair of one of your orphans
since you've discarded one of the tiles of your wait, you're in furiten for that entire wait
oh, and if you draw one of the orphans now, you'll get a DOUBLE MOTHERFUCKING YAKUMAN TSUMO

youtube.com/watch?v=6o3vN8AfkRk

blessed video, watch to increase your flow control

Double yakuman? Why?

Jesus fucking christ.

I mostly understand, but how does throwing away a tsumo for a tsumo for the same hand make it's score increase?

The wait goes from 1 tile to 13

Because 13 way wait kokushi musou is a bigger dick hand than single wait kokushi musou

because its a DOUBLE MOTHERFLUCKING YAKUMAN NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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There should be a game mode where the only wins are Yakuman hands

Okay I have to ask.

Why the FUCK is Yea Forums an expert Mahjong board now, does this game teach you everything or what?

I don't know shit about Mahjong but I've seen so many threads here it has to mean something.

>noten simulator

Sounds absolutely boring as fuck.

We fell for the anime titties, stayed for the officially translated English game

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there's been a client with decent QoL and waifus released so all of Yea Forums got competent all of a sudden
don't underestimate the waifus user this happens every time

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it's very noob friendly, it has features like scrolling through your tiles highlights similar ones on the board, allowing you to quickly detect if it's safe to discard, pointless to keep, etc.
I "learned" Mahjong thanks to this game, though I still don't remember all of the Yaku.
Also, It has waifus.

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i'm watching a tv show for 40 minutes so if any of you hoes decides to start the match without me i'll curse your tiles

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>throws away 89s adding extra shanten
yes

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>everyone pons and chiis constantly to get to tenpai draw
>whenever someone starts hoarding others realize he has something good so betaori the fuck out
>game ends after 50 rounds of draws, going East, South, West, North, Dragons, back to East, South

The waifus at the bottom of hell are magical waifus.

So if you go for 13 Orphans and you draw multiple terminals/honors you always end up with a furiten hand, right?

Imagine going for a double yakuman 13 orphan and getting ronned by a nyaggger with a tanyao.Stuff of nightmares

multiple of the same*

if you go for the 13 wait yes, definetly
if you go for simple wait, probably, if you get two pairs

plays shit client and jewjong

How?!

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I tried, okay?

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>throwing away a tsumo for a tsumo for the same hand
it's not the same hand since the winning tile (the wait) is different
in the hand you threw away, winning tile was the tile you drew. in the hand you've assembled (and furiten'd) all 13 terminals/honors can be the winning tile

They could release a Cancer curing emulator with waifus and Yea Forums would have it solved before the second gacha update dropped.

Okay, time for some CRAZY Sanma (3 player) action!
100000 starting points,
200000 points to win,
3+5 seconds.

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>he doesn't know the power of tanyao
i kept a match in east 3 for 7 straight rounds only with tanyao until someone finally died

>Yea Forums an expert Mahjong board
If only...
Most of us are pretty terrible, really.

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a yakuman ron on someone would be enough to end a game normally. i guess if you really wanted to shadowrealm someone you'd go for the 13 wait.

I read that as taNYAo

Still 1/3. I can't believe nobody is thrilled by the prospect of playing such an absolute shitfest.
Majsoul Friends Room 75456(3-Player South): mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=75456

Waiting for tournament

Majsoul Friends Room 22030(4-Player South): mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=22030
Standard South game.

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There's 2 hours left though.

>ryanmen wait, loses to tanki
>three way wait, loses to tanki
>FIVE way wait, loses to tanki
Sometimes I hate this fucking game

2/3!

About this, didn't the host hint something at starting earlier?

aki nikaidou is our girl

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>FoldIt 2: hataraku saibou edition
fund it

Bronzeshitter here
Started reading Tetsunaki no Kirinji, it's unironically helping me get better at the game.

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>3 player
newbie here, how do the standard mahjong rules work for 3 players?

Yea, this guy helped me a lot.

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URGENT MESSAGE!

PLAYER ADRIANO STILL HADN'T SENT ME HIS CORRECT PLAYER ID NUMBER, PREVENTING ME FROM ADDING HIM TO TOURNAMENT ROSTER. ADRIANO, IF YOU ARE READING THIS, HEAD TO THE IRC CHANNEL ASAP

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DON'T CALL MY NAME
DON'T CALL MY NAME
ADRIANO

I already knew how to play mahjong before mahjong soul came out.
I'm not even Yea Forums my home board is Yea Forums I haven't played a single video game in years.

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That's actually very useful advice, thank you

O ADRIANO TA ME OUVINDO

the only difference is that north tile is treated as a dora

youtube.com/watch?v=qLRtU0iUAQ4

Mahjong has been sleeper relevant on Yea Forums because of Akagi and Yakuza, recently the first actual English client with easy to make custom lobbies and anniemay girls to waifu and meme about came out so all the mahjong players came out of the woodwork and a lot of people with passing interest from seeing it in other games started learning it

Join us in the joy and suffering

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¡ala verga! ore ni dejame participar

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2 through 8 in the manzu suit is also removed.

they will be laughing at me tonight.

what is the best time to get matches with noobs? i just my 10 points to leave novice

fairly sure if Yea Forums faced off against /jp/ they'd eat shit

>lot of people with passing interest from seeing it in other games started learning it
That was me a few weeks ago. Was rewatching Kaiji, decided I wanted to watch Akagi, couldn't understand shit.
Decided to ctrl+F mahjong on Yea Forums with no expectations, found a new hobby.

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now. china is sleeping

Every hour is chink hour.

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>tell myself "this is the second discard round, he most likely isn't even close to flush" as I keep discarding characters
I deserve this

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Most of the good players here come from /jp/, so yeah.

ah, the duality of man

reading akagi made me get better
until I got to the later stages of the washizu game, at which point I only got worse

Yea Forums faced against /jp/ in the official tournament and they got fucking exposed.

3 dora and 9 open man tiles on the dealer, yeah you absolutely deserve that shitter

>Know your opponent is going for full flush
>he has 3 calls already
>Surely he's not close
What the fuck dude?

Look at the discards pools, even with that covered . Look at the doras. Look at the calls, 3 damn calls, all manzu, no tanyao, toitoi, chanta, possible honitsu if I could see the rest of tiles, definite chance for honitsu or chinitsu.
>3 dora
It's not a hand you would want to deal in anyway,
>dealer too
Fuck no, hell no. Even if it wasn't dealer, this is you better not deal in at all costs, couldn't be anymore warnings
>riichi on kamicha
>2 kans out
Not even in tenpai, not even anything good. My user, you have a lot of work to do. Aggressive playstyle or not, this one is just dumb. Best thing to do here is let one of them shadow realm each other.
>Silver
Even worse, how the fuck am I still Silver. GOD let me out of this forsaken room

I know, all of the characters he called were played by me

Thanks for the fun game fellas

GG guys
back to work for me

ADRIANO COME BACK

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>china is sleeping
>get ranked with smurfing chinaneet who play this shit 24/7

AY MAMI

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Adriano sounds like someone who works the land on a brazilian favela

Majsoul Friends Room 22030(4-Player South): mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=22030

Open again, need 2 more.

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He just disconnected out of a friendly match

Good or bad, I won't rest until these numbers reach 100%

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I'M NOT YOUR BABE
I'M NOT YOUR BABE
FERNANDO

>Deal in rate
Cat...

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call and riichi are mutually exclusive so you can't get them all to 100

So what's been done to prevent the tournament from turning into an absolute shitfest like last time?

WTF is the Melee Room?

The tournament function, nobody can't hijack rooms now.

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Friendly matches but with randos. Oh yeah, and I guess it has some additional yaku available, but no one uses them. The naked wait one where you call everything is the only one that really changes the game.

Look man I'm still sorry for fucking up the 3rd place rankings last time okay?

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It was added because we're always taking the place of another Smash thread here

this, but he is actually a millionaire ex-football player.

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No yaku
No closed hands
Cat only
Furiten

no red fives why?

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1 hour

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They're too weak to deal with them

/jp/ got btfo in the majsoul tournament lmao

I've watched the animu but haven't really finished the manga.
Am I to understand that, basically, Akagi steals this man's money and then probably convinces him to "Just play for blood like I am lol" and they keep going until Washizu wins the last hand, only to fucking die from blood loss at the end? Or?

ok time for my blag
nothin much to say just grindin me some souths ye
last time someone dissed me for my call rate and i dont understand this much yet, sometimes u just gotta go at if you wanna keep the lead nomsayan

anyhow criticize advise holler comment like subscribe to me on patreon for more awesome blogs and remember: you're all my dearest friends

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Pretty much

Washizu loses his money, but then he realizes he can keep playing by using his own blood like Akagi.

Pretty spot on, but Washizu dies only temporarily

Stop getting fourth place lol.

>nomsayan
nyasayan stop calling

>thought I was at least kind of decent and understood betaori
>have literally never seen anyone post a higher deal in rate than mine

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Post it.

It's around 17 something
For a very long time when I first played I just literally never folded at all so I'm hoping it's still just trickling down from that and the average is making it slow to reduce

Is it ON?

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mine is at 17%. i'm bad.

STREAM IS ON!
hand.holdings/yakumanvirgins/

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hand.holdings/yakumanvirgins/
TOURNEY STREAM GET IN

jesus fucking christ I fucking hate mahjong

play for fun, not for rank
don't make yourself hate something fun

I will jump for joy the day they add random matching with no rank involved.
This shit pisses me off so fucking much.

That's the spirit!

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I need to pee and shit and puke, don't start without me

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This your starting hand for tonight, say something nice to it.

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it's the nervousness, just power through it

I've seen worse.

I actually prefer playing on Tenhou because the rank stuff isn't so flashy and visual. It makes it easier for me to just play because I want to play without getting pulled in by rank point bars and that shiny elusive "expert" badge I'm so close to

That's really not bad at all, you have lots of closed waits that can easily turn into sets or 2-way waits.

Post stats.

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Holy shit, my guy. That is one thick ass fucking accent.

Can we fix it?
No, it's fucked!

Have fun, user!

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>my headache is slowly weakening
Just in time.

Why is he wearing a German jersey?

im shitting my pants.

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Save the Nyagger honor and with, gatos.

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IT'S HAPPENING

TEAM G TELL ME ON IRC IF YOU ARE READY FOR YOUR MATCH

ALSO, FUCKING ADRIANO IS STILL NOT THERE! AT 22:15 GMT I WILL START PICKING RESERVE PLAYERS

Is there a better feel than furiten riichi and actually winning?

atama hane

Putting someone on the shadow realm.

Anything involving jigoku machi, especially if you riichi.

NO PUEDO CREER QUE ADRIANO ESTÉ MUERTO!!!

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Stop the fucking background music.
If I want to listen to something I'd put it in the background myself.

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Be nice.

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Fuck you, faggot. Mute the stream, retard.

he said fuck you in russian

>be nice to a mic spammer

>Play north
>Draw north
>Play north
>Draw five Man
>Play two Man
>Draw one Man

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how can i get into the chat

You know you can still to listen to your music without it getting into the stream right?

Music is fine but he should put on some mahjong related music.
youtube.com/watch?v=fySGYYiVCeg

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This guy know what's up

Click "connect" or "embed" at the bottom of the stream

ATTENTION ALL THE PLAYERS!

GO TO THE TOURNAMENT TAB 151366 AND CLICK READY FOR MATCH!

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Are (You) READY?

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He can do whatever the fuck he wants. Stream it yourself if you want.

Yes, but luck will fuck me up.

GOD I FUCKING HATE MAHJONG

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>last guy missing is from my room
great, can't wait to get fucked in the ass by furudo

MOVE YOUR ASS JACQUES!

no chinks?

Alright fuck this game, I'm getting drunk.
Mahjong is so fucking gay.

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I don't even care who I play I just wanna start on time and not have to wait.

The winner gets to meet /our girl/

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ew no

Man, Asian girls are so hot~ Unlike white girls.......

BREAKING THE LAW~
BREAKING THE LAW~

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GREGOR, CATNIP, JACQUESTERRAIL, 名無し,

THE TOURNAMENT IS STARTING, WE ARE WAITING FOR YOU TO GET ON IRC AND INTO TOURNAMENT LOBBY AND CLICK PREPARE TO MATCH BUTTON. I'M GIVING YOU GUYS 15 MINUTES, AFTER THAT WE ARE GOING TO PICK OUT RESERVE PLAYERS

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Is this just the straight up Judas Priest stream?

Holy shit, I fucking love Mahjong.

I'm okay with this

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>Tournament going on
Oh shit, I missed it. Any chance for still getting in?

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I'd gladly join.

One faggot from my group still hasn't show up so maybe. Try on irc.

Not anymore user, there's already a list of reserve players.

stiiiiilllllllllllllllll cant connect to chat

I just started playing literally less than an hour ago.

Is there an image with Yakus I can have opened in a second screen or something? I can't for the life of mine remember all of this shit holy fuck

I'M UP NEXT LADS HERE WE GO

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i used to have this open while playing.

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Do your best!

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This game can be too funny sometimes, got a good laugh at this.

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I believe in you

>one game already ended
>we haven't started yet
I swear it's rng way to tell me I'm fucked.

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JACQUES, GREGOR, CATNIP - FINAL CALL, YOU GUYS HAVE 5 MINUTES LEFT - GO ON IRC AND ON TOURNAMENT LOBBY AND DECLARE YOUR READINESS NOW

Many thanks anons, I only managed to find one in portuguese.

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Just in time(?) for the tourney it's time for another shitty script.
pastebin.com/Dbyzvbk7
Use any userscript manager (like tampermonkey)

This script adds numpad hotkeys for emotes and also decreases the timer a bit so you can use them back to back. 1-9 for normal emotes and 0, del, enter for bond emotes.

Now for the fun part, if you type "partyhard" (without the quotes) you'll unlock EMOTE SPAMMING MODE which completely removes the cooldown timer for emotes. Unfortunately for anyone without the script, emotes may flicker due to a set asynchronous timer that stops the emote after 3.5 seconds, but anyone using the script will have that limiter removed and emotes can be spammed as much as you want while still looking good.

Disclaimer: I haven't actually tested this shit outside of bot games so it might not work at all (but it should)

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>Erika in my group
nice

So, has it started yet?

That sounds fun but I'm sure that's going to get people banned.

today has been a good day

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I made it only work during friendlies so it shouldn't be a problem.

There's always a risk though

yo
that's me on the right
i knew i remember your nickname from somewhere in the thread
how u doin lad
i got blinded by the meme potential of going for a draw when y'all attacked me after all those rounds of making shit quickie hands

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I can't believe the miko is fucking dead.

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It was a good game but sorry about that double ron mangan/haneman, that was brutal.
And yeah I also went Riichi mainly for the meme draw, can't be too serious all the time.

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>cat food supplier feeds cat
like fucking pottery

Would Akarin have the same power as Momoko?

this post is mine as well so the day's been good outside of that one game

add me to friends or something, i feel like i'll be seeing you around
also all those "haah?" emotes when i got the early riichis made me grin like a moron every time

I need webms.

Webms of Saki bullshit.

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get bullied nerds

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So user
DID YOU FUCKING WIN THE HAND DON'T LEAVE US HANGING

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TEAM G RESULTS
1. loli_master 43700
2. Striborg 26600
3. Moejong 17000
4. Zawa 12700

mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?paipu=190615-a33be8ad-d3e1-4838-87c0-499ec423ef2c_a925629901

>loli master #1

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can someone post f2p guide

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>f2p guide
user, I...

catnip here, as I wrote earlier was a bit late due to work. I'd like to play if still possible, otherwise it's fine too I guess.

I don't think it's necessary to post results anymore, it's all in the tournament page

gg easy

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BUENA SUERTE A /NUESTROGATO/ Y /NUESTRABALLENA/

t. ADRIANO

Majsoul Friends Room 25492(4-Player South): mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=25492

standard hanchan, no red dora
room 25492

Kinda gave up on the game after becoming unable to win in ranked at all, would enjoy some friendlies

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>Autism-chan
Get better tastes.

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Nuestro Gato means Our Cat

For starters learn Yakuhai, Tanyao and Riichi

Nuestra Ballena means /ourwhale/ dummy!

2/4, please join. Ranked drains my soul.

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I don't know shit about mahjong
I just come in here because you anons are all very cute and you always look very happy when shot goes right even if 5 minutes prior you hated the game and would never play mahjong ever again
I also think you got some shithead mod looking to send you to the shadow realm of /vg/ like the game I actually come to Yea Forums for so good luck with that
I hope you keep being happy and get a lot of Yakumans and Doras and Tanyaos and Delicious free sex, whatever that means.

Sorry lad, just started eating and drinking.

Now I wonder if this is worth the risk.
Maybe if you're not gonna win with that as a single Yakuman hand and it is already south 4th or something like that.

everyone be playing tournament

D-doushio...

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Probably just to have it on their record more than anything else.

DEAL INTO EVERY SINGLE HAND

1 more actually

room 25492

>Someone calls riichi
>Oikake riichi and ippatsu off them
One of the best feelings there is.

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awwwww
user, i wish for you to have a good and wholesome day tomorrow
these threads are the most comf-comf time i've had on vee for years

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Fuck this piece of shit game being too fast and killing my dealer turn by discarding the wrong tile holy fuck

Full ;_;

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Thanks for commenting like an hour after my post, I've played two games (winning SOMEHOW) but yeah I constantly put myself on unwinnable hands.

It's overwhelming because I feel I should be taking notice of what the other players are doing but I can't even handle my own one hand

>and Delicious free sex, whatever that means

How about you come a bit closer so I can show you my big and juicy RIICHI button

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>winning tile gets kanned
god I wish there was some bullshit local yaku in play that'd let you win on it

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There is, but only for open kans.
Unless you're in kokushi tenpai, some rules allow ronning a kokushi off a closed kan.

if the kan is open, you can steal it. also for 13 orphans, if your winning tile gets closed kan'd you can steal it

My friend, focus on these things for now:
-Tanyao. Using all simples 2- 8 and not having a single honor or terminals.
-Yakuhai. A triplet of any of the dragons, seat wind (The E,S,W,N that matches your seat), or prevalent wind (The current round wind, usually East and South)
-Don't worry about keeping your hand open or closed. It's far too early for you to be thinking of that.
Just focus on those things up there and you'll eventually get better and better and more confident on how the game works.

yeah I'm fucking stopping with this game
been nice knowing you all

Your other winning tile was also locked both in my hand and in the dead wall, unfortunately.

>dora lottery

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>It's overwhelming because I feel I should be taking notice of what the other players are doing but I can't even handle my own one hand
that's normal. focus on building the easiest hands like all simples and dragon/wind like the other guy said. once you can do those in your sleep, you'll be able to pay attention to the other discards. it takes time

How the fuck do you learn this game? It's like trying to memorize a dictionary.

See you again in a couple of hours

SHUT THE FUCK UP

>already lost once
DAME DA NE

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You completely ignore all but the most obvious yaku, then you learn mahjong in five minutes because it's just fucking rummy.

fuck i am stuck in the last rank before promoting of bronze

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I said that literally an hour ago and ended up winning in the same game anyways.

You don't have to memorize all the Yaku at the same time.
Stick with what said

How many matches are left?

ZENZEN DAME DA

>nobody ever post screenshots of your games in-thread because you're an unremarkable shitter
hahahahahaha

>Haha I'll try ranked for the first time in awhile maybe my bad luck went away
>East 1
>Riichi, ippatsu! Chiitoitsu on hatsu
>East 1 bonus round
>Riichi, ippatsu!
>Shadow realm

No, this game is rigged, you can't convince me that it's not

DAME YO
DAME NANO YO

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just play on tenhou senpai

But user, my game was on stream.

>not swapping tiles out of the wall online
Never gonna make it

>mfw breaking your hand just to avoid ippatsu

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KUYASHI

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>Not being able to analyze their discard pile to tell which of your unsafe tiles is most likely to pass.

>I dealt into a riichi and now I am mad, how could this be happening to me?

youtube.com/watch?v=RIFb1aOuMTE
based

Go make your mahjong general threads on where they belong

>break tenpai to avoid ippatsu
>"safe" tile is his winning tile

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how do I learn that sorcery

WHERE DO I FIND A RICHI MAHJONG SET WITH BAMBOO AND GREEN DRAGONS THAT ARE ACTUALLY FUCKING GREEN

amazon.com/Yellow-Mountain-Imports-Japanese-Mah-Jongg/dp/B003UU129U/
NOT GREEN
HOW CAN YOU CALL IT A GREEN DRAGON WHEN IT'S BLACK?

nobody cares fag lol

>not calling riichi as you cut your most dangerous tile
Shit man get it together

Literally impossible.
If the tile is at all in his pond, it is a safe tile.
If the tile isn't in his pond, then it wasn't a safe tile.

>get pretty good hand to play a quick hand
>the last tiles never come
>have to avoid dealing into two riichis with 4 unsafe tiles in my hand

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kill yourself live on stream
Are you willing to die for your cause?

I need to go through some life experience. My current self is not fit for the game of mahjong. I will return.

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>guy calls riichi around turn 10
>legitimately have 0 tiles he's played

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By understanding hands and how sequences works.
For example, if they're discarding everything except Pin tiles, they're probably fucking waiting on a pin or honor tile.
If they discard a 2 man, they're most likely not waiting on a 1 man, since the meld of 1 - 2 - 3 would put him in furiten.If they have only been discarding honors and terminals, they're probably waiting on a simple tile. Conversely, if they have a large amount of simple tiles, they're probably waiting on an honor or terminal;.

>Have a fast and easy hand at start to end a game quick
>No one EVER drops the fucking tiles, even though they're shit tier tiles like 2, 8, honors
>Start game with an assortment of honors
>People immediately call them as soon as I drop them.
EVERY FUCKING TIME.

now how do I remember all that when I only have 5 seconds to decide

I'M GOING TO DO IT

WISH ME LUCK

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kill yourself live on stream to keep the threads
Are you willing to die for your cause?

You have 5 + 20 seconds, m8. Stop using your 20 second reserve on unimportant decisions.

I WANT EVERY PLAYER IN LOSERS 1 BRACKET TO HIT PREPARE FOR MATCH

I'm on chapter 110, why reading the later parts made you worse?

G R E E N
G I F T

green gift hype

I asked first nigger

BAD LUCK user.

Doesn't matter, nigger

I GOT THIS SHIT

GAY GAME

FUCK THE CHINKS

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Maybe I should be glad I got a riichii stick from my first free roll.

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I got green table felt, which is probably the only cosmetic I give a shit about.

SCHLOP, COME ON IRC AND SAY YOU ARE READY

God i fucking hate moe girls. Why can't i play as a cute old man like Washizu or human trash like Kaiji?

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Seems you gonna have to pay up, piggie

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RIGGED, COME ON IRC AND SAY YOU ARE READY ASAP

I do wish there were male characters, but the characters so un-interactive it doesn't really matter in the end.

Majsoul Friends Room 70452(4-Player South): mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=70452
no tips 3+5s 4 red dora

Because they are too lazy to model another hand besides the one they already have

Wish I learned mahjong so I could play all those japanese arcade porn games

I haven't spent money in vidya in 15+ years, like fuck I'm going to start now.

I've been ready in the tournament lobby since the last 10 mins.

>Not keeping a dead honor tile around just to avoid ippatsu

>up against Meido and Erika next

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He just wants to know you're actually at your keyboard

>guy calls double riichi
>you deal into it before any discards

>somehow luckshit game 1
>now I need to play Rico
Well, fuck.

2 more come on play a quick game nyaggers

I'm on 182
you stop seeing simple hands and every single hand you get is a daisangen ryuuiihsou candidate

Wow, and i thought the whole Dora 12 thing was bullshit

b-but 2D animu waifus....

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Did the saki manga end yet?

I'm not talking about the manga, well I kind of am but still, I meant every hand YOU get will look like ryuuiisou daisangan because you're used to it from the manga

user your cat is hungry
you need to buy some summons so they can feed her

Still 2/4

3/4 GET IN HERE QUICK

skill

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I NEVER GET URA DORA EVER
IF I DO I DONT NEED IT / IT DOESNT UPGRADE MY HAND AT ALL
FUCK
It's a good thing I changed my playstyle to fit my consistent lack of luck so any luck I do get feels amazing.

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ready up bofa

Come on you nyagger.

back to needing 1 more

>If they discard a 2 man, they're most likely not waiting on a 1 man
If they had a 223 shape then 1 is their winning tile, bad idea to go by that. People tend to keep shapes like that for a long time because of their versatility.

South game, 5+20
room #65498

i played the game a lot when saki was big on Yea Forums and i've played it with weeaboos IRL a bunch as well

majsoul was the just logical progression since tenhous UI is shit

>Playing as anime girls
>Waiting for men

This all sounds pretty gay to me

>waiting for men
Could be worse, you could be waiting for 1 peen.

>tfw probably the last place
i swear i wasted all my luck today on friendly games

youtube.com/watch?v=hXDVyD3wEDk

i wish to play as a yakuza or chinese mafia guy, fits perfect with mahjong

I'm actually currently waiting for 9 man for delicious free sex.

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OYOYOYOAYAYAYAYAYA

Does anyone know the name of the song from the beggining?

>game is full of tsumo
>but your luck sucks
Never stand a chance.

How does one have fun playing Gold games?

almost had a nine gates until jerkoff discarded two 9p in a row

basically just gave up after that

That must have been the least fun game I ever had. Fuck those rules holy shit, it feels like I got trolled.

Thanks for the game.

>32/32
not like this bros....not like this....

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Finally almost there. Got to be at least a little bit more fun than pon pon palace in Silver, r-right.

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GG guys
Stay tilted until you get good

Aim for +-0

user...

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alright. someone link me this fucking game. seeing the daily threads have finally made me want some mahjong

>meido is the only master left in winners round
/our/guy!

mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/

DELETE THESE AAAAAAAAAAAA

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haha

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>Stay tilted until you get good
Nigga you won at 30000 or whatever. The whole thing was an open tanyao luckfest oping to for some akadora because nobody had the time to think about anything or check anything.
That thing can't even be called Mahjong Riichi.

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>can't build a hand unless he thinks for 20+ seconds
Like I said buddy, git good
Open tanyao is a valid hand
luck is part of your skill
stay tilted

>need to sleep but can't stop watching shitty mahjong matches
help

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>it went down
what's this nightmare, weren't there 8 teams of 4 players each, so 32 players total?

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>he didn't set his alarm to wake up just before the tournament

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>>can't build a hand unless he thinks for 20+ seconds
Nobody ever did, unless you call discarding honors "building an hand".
If I wanted that I'd have played with the chinamen in bronze.

>worse than the worst

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>lower ranking than an empty seat

>sleeping all day and waking up in the middle of the night

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Well, it was one substitute.

Are the tournaments weekly or something?
Maybe I'll be good enough with a training montage

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Tanyao is a valid winning hand my man. why didn't you make a big dick hand big guy and totally own us? stay tilted bud, maybe you'll do a bit better when your IQ rises above room temp

Why do bronze rooms hate South games and how do I get out of here faster?

just play east and win.

>watching striborg
apparently tile efficiency doesn't exist for him, feels horrible to watch

this
Just make sure to go for super quick hands when you're dealer. Bronze east is a joke and the only excuse for losing is someone getting way luckier than you

if you're the winner, i wouldn't get cocky. you got fed a clearly unsafe wind by the leader going for a full flush or all terminals or something instead of folding with only 8 discards left.

the dominant play here wasn't your open tanyao, it was leader's chase riichi and betaori during the 3way riichi

Some people are already experienced and want to get out of there fast by ranking up points with little time as possible. If you're not a shitter, you can get to Adept in 130 games or less.

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>suji trapped after the riichi chiitoi 2dora 2ura, haneman
>3 dora yakuhai waiting on a riichi player's discarded terminal, mangan

I guess fate was against me. Also, sorry I was afk for the All Last. I swear I had to be away from the computer and wasn't just salty.

I wish that finger was me.

>130 games to adept
what the fuck, if you know how to play it takes like 20~ or so south games to get to adept

>If you're not a shitter, you can get to Adept in 130
You mean master

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It was a Nine Gates into a full flush. I really would have liked a few more seconds to think about my waits, I ended up isshanten at 10 discards left when I could have been in tenpai at like 20 discards left. But in the end I should just have folded, I kind of lost interest and went on autopilot after the fourth 9p was discarded. Even if I'd folded, it's not like 2nd would have been a bad placing.

The 3-way riichi was hilarious because I folded after the first one and then my very next draw would have put me in tenpai if I hadn't, so I could have forced a repeat.

Well at least you had to be away when you were last and not when you were in the middle or something

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I am new to mahjongsoul, do I have to pay shekels to unlock characters?

It took me 400 to hit expert...

No, but yes.

No, but the chances are low

You just need the nyagger and you're all set

Yeah, haha, good thing...

Bro...

I'm talking about East. You'd have to win back to back in South to get out that quickly, and I'm not optimistic many people can do it because 3 other people are competing.

It's okay, you were just holding back right? Haha...

You shouldn't feel bad about it if you're new player.

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how do I delete my mahjong soul account

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Even if you play east all you need to do is not get 4th which is pretty fucking easy against bronze bugmen.

I'M GONNA DO IT

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Thanks user have a nice day

>when you almost die over a game of mahjong

Jesus fucking christ that shit is so embarrassing to watch.

explain please

>tfw busted out of both tournaments and I wouldn't put odds on there being a third

I guess a slav can still commentate my games in my dreams.

...

you can play gatcha games without paying, but you don't.

Maybe, but actually maybe.

>have to win now
Hoped I somehow scrap second place with my shitty luck, but I guess it's over now.

>Only winners from Losers bracket proceed now.
Fuck man, what do I do?

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Shut up.

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It's honestly not that complicated to play IN THIS SPECIFIC FORMAT, where your call option are highlighted and there are like a dozen helpful aspects that make playing (not necessarily good) possible and learning easy.

I'd be fucked in a real game.

I'd judge but I literally hear score adjustments as the life points noise from yugioh so.

Woah what? I was in adept in under 50 and I'm SHIT.

I did start literally on ground floor so maybe the competition was lighter?

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We are not so different, you and I.

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have a good meal wafel

God I wish that were me.
I don't even care about first place that much.

It was a grind, but at least it's a positive trend.

GANGANINJA, THE GIG IS UP, COME READY UP ASAP

Assuming those are south games, that's literally equivalent to two and a half first place games.

SUBSTITUTE PLAYER NEEDED TO TAKE PART IN TEAM R MATCH, FIRST COME FIRST SERVED, COME ON IRC RIGHT NOW

Anybody is ok?

>physical reminder notes
Damn, I should do this. I always forget.
Maybe: Missing suit in the discards.

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it's east.

The word dinner comes from the Vulgar Latin word disjējūnāre meaning “to break one’s fast.”

Supper, on the other hand, is associated with the evening. It comes from the Old French word souper meaning “evening meal.” It has traditionally been used in the context of the last meal taken by Jesus before his crucifixion, known as the Last Supper.

neat!

I’m already eliminated so let’s play a friendlies!
Majsoul Friends Room 43902(4-Player South): mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=43902
3+5 south regular

>3+5
Fuck off.

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Is there any way to report player for emote spam?

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Man I played with a chink that waited the whole 25 seconds whiles spamming emotes before ronning, I wanted to kill that bugman I swear.

>My Ranking
>1

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Mahjong isn't Overwatch.

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is this on steam, whats the name of the game. thanks. sorry for boomerposting.

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Boring tier: No emotes, ever.
Cute tier: Does a couple of emotes in appropriate situations.
Fun tier: Emotes in general.
Cunt tier: Waiting on timers with emotes.

Trust me, you would report him too. It's just annoying to see non stop emotes without cooldown the whole game. Basically he cheats cooldown somehow.

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Have you ever made two Nyaggers quit?
Remember all nyaggers bow to us hags. Make sure to do your part in eliminating nyagger scum.

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>2 person mahjong
youtube.com/watch?v=4nqyaQfMaI8

I play cat and I almost never open my hand
I fucking hate the hag's stupid cunt face

>how's it going?
bad

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Right is me, got the last ron to not be in 4th.

have sex

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im gay

That was one of the quickest rounds I've ever witnessed. Literally every person on auto discard.

>Nyaggers perma-tsumoing for the win.
Man what a great game.

Uhh.. Can't you mute him?

>polish
W H A T

Is it possible to complete btfo someone out of the game on the first round?

GOD
I LOVE
TITTIES

I don't think so. I can only mute voices.

It was especially hilarious considering the slower than usual early rounds. Often one or two of the other cats took a while.

Try some death match, we'll see if it's any fun. 8100 starting points, no reds, South.

Majsoul Friends Room 27314(4-Player South): mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=27314

You can mute emotes.

What happened to crazywafel?

how?

click their portrait

that thing?

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thanks

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One more.

Thanks for making me feel better after the tournament, but you didn't have to go that far.

Looks like the stream is over but abema is on.

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KUYASHI!!!!

>tourney over for the day
>thread dead
Is everyone exhausted or what

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I'm waiting for the next thread.

If you can dedicate a few decades to this game and nothing else, or if you have Washizu tier luck, then you can absolutely unlock characters.
Otherwise, fuck no.

>everything is made on stream or ingame
>nothing posted in thread
No wonder there is literally no hype like in the chaotic first tournament where everyone got invested with results and scores.

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I've been playing all day and just ended on a first place south game. IO'd rather not exhaust myself more than I should and go back to playing Fire Emblem 4. Maybe if a friendly pops up in the next thread I might join.

Good game, probably should have had the reds.

Sudden death with no end gg

Chaotic first tournament was better. I don't like the prospect of this getting circlejerkish.

>already on the verge of quitting this game and going back to tenhou
>get a fast riichi
>deal into a double ron
>see the mangan+ animation
>close tab
yep I'm done
fuck this shit

Is there actually a way to delete your account? I really can't let myself come back again

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>Chink runs away whit East
>Gets send to negatives on South
Id feel bad but the fucker roned me twice

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any games up?

How the fuck would you play a harder mahjong on tenhou with such a mindset? Mangan is literally a standart hand. Take a break, eat a few burgers, play fire embmem 4, have sex and come back to conquer ladder. You would think an average tenhou player should be able to tolerate a lot of things.

>play fire embmem 4
Gave me a hearty chuckle.

Hand over that FE rom and I'll actually play it.

>play fire embmem 4
my lad

It's not the gameplay, it's majsoul's presentation I can't stand. Everything's so slow and it feels like everything about it is specifically designed to make it as frustrating as possible to be losing. I can keep my cool a thousand times better on Tenhou, I just can't handle all this weeb shit.

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is there some hack or are people actually this good at chinese poker...

You sound like a major baby.

500th post.

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>Anyone who doesn't like canned chinese knockoff wannabe weebshit is a baby
>I can't comprehend the concept of other people preferring different things than me
>Tenhou is too hardcore for me
You sound like a major baby.