Finally this cute sassy bitch is getting the attention she deserves.
Kazooie was the original Midna
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Lincoln Gonzalez
being snarky to kids about their dead father isn't just being 'sassy' anymore
Jordan Martin
what games have Sassy Tomboys in them?
Jacob Howard
Right. We call it "based" now.
Nathan Wilson
Shut the fuck up. Its a bird.
They are the least attractive animals.
Brandon Harris
>banjokes want to fuck a literal bird
kek, truly pathetic
Zachary Clark
>fucking birds
thats completely unnatural, stop
Justin Richardson
kazooie smells awful
trust me ive tried
Ryan Campbell
Banjokes are furries in denial, what more did you expect from them?
Owen Jackson
to be honest not much
Ryan Lewis
get back in your bag hag
Juan Turner
ah, so that's were that fetish came from
Jose Phillips
Damn, for a second here I thought it is oviposition.
Jack Gonzalez
What is it about sassy girls that make them so attractive?
Hudson Stewart
I want em to bully my dick
Kevin Miller
>all this new porn
Been waiting 20 years for this
Camden Diaz
here is your Kazooie, bruh
James Fisher
That's just Lightning wearing a chicken hat
Lincoln Ward
actually jelly of this dude
cranes are cool as fuck we see them in the cowfield of the neighbour all the time
Thomas Hill
I know that artist they're pretty cool
Colton Lewis
Except for the fact that Midna at least has curves and other qualities that make her attractive.
Kazooie is an androgynous bird.
Jayden Foster
It's a chocolina outfit. God was everything in the 13 trilogy dumb as all fuck.
Jack Murphy
She's a natural casual filter.
Nathaniel Flores
midna is hot as fuck
Connor Ross
Kazooie is one of those brat thots who taunts you into a stupor hoping you'll get too frustrated to compete with her verbally and just bend her over and hate-fuck her.
Caleb Gutierrez
Dylan Robinson
Jacob Gray
At least they're only straight furs and not furfaggots like Incineroar posters
Ayden Ward
Noah Williams
Sassy girls who only are only sassy in public are hotter
Jackson Powell
I'm not in denial. I'm gonna fuck her cloaca and you can't stop me. Kazooie and I are in love and getting married and you're not invited to the wedding, faggot!
Dylan Lee
Joseph Richardson
Carson Harris
research what a cloaca is and you will not be the same
Ayden Brown
Gabriel Brooks
We have cranes that walk around the college campus, and one of the female cranes flies over to me and walks up beside me when I walk between buildings. Last time I saw it, it make a weird coo and coughed up some foul sneeze on my arm. Should I go for it?
Liam Perez
Thomas Peterson
omg I hate degenerates, I just wanna kill you
Brody Foster
Ayden Powell
clowns
Thomas Flores
Dylan Baker
no you cant fuck that bird le sigh
Nicholas Cooper
>Ape shit
That's racist!
Hudson Wood
Anthony Moore
Bentley Bennett
Joseph Allen
Need a 'No Way Fag' edit now of Banjo and Kazooie.
Thomas Taylor
Henry Peterson
Sebastian Jones
Carson Carter
why is kazooie such a slut
Dominic Collins
I recognize that gay artist
Evan Jones
Manga is 90% trash
Anime is 80% trash except some shows like bleach
Japan sucks ass and the Japanese can't even breed right so they are dying out.
Also the katana is like the weakest sword. Their steel is so fucking poor in mineral concentration that they have to fold the damn stuff to make it even semi-durable. Even then it looks like shit.
Aiden Taylor
Does Banjo fuck the bird on the side? Would be a waste if he didn't fill her tight cloaca with his gooey bird cum every now and then.
Tyler Reyes
I DON'T LIKE THE IMPLICATIONS OF THAT CAPTION
Liam Allen
why does banjo have bird cum?
Justin Lewis
>bleach
>good
Nah
William Ramirez
Gabriel Martinez
Ryder Rogers
whats there to lose? go for it!
Ryan Jackson
Cooper Diaz
Cute! CUTE!
Nathaniel Ortiz
Blake Smith
that isnt up for you to decide
Luis Williams
Blake Perez
Yeah, the artist draws vore, but their Banjo-Kazooie pics seem safe.
Henry Brooks
I can't wait for her to meet Falco
Landon Jackson
Lincoln Bailey
William Wood
Noah Sanders
Mason Price
Parker Hughes
Julian Walker
>Kazooie ovulates every time you press Z and C Down
Dylan Morris
Jordan Cooper
Reminds me of this Garfield comic.
Jeremiah Russell
There's an adult fanfic somewhere of Banjo and Kazooie getting transformed into humans and then have sex for the first time.
Aiden Harris
soooo
did they?
Anthony Miller
would be hotter if it was the other way around
Lincoln Baker
Imagine the smell.
Jaxson White
>That bottom Falco.
Kek
Jacob Roberts
it is now time for the daily reminder about
/post/show/717546
and
/post/show/1826180
Chase Powell
Kazooie was actually useful though.
Cooper Morales
>humans get transformed into banjo and kazooie and have sex for the LAST time
spooky what happens?
Nathaniel Sanders
kaoozie has nice thighs in my honest opinion
Aiden Harris
>transformed into humans
god I fucking hate normalfags
William Foster
From the headline I thought this was going to be some cute story about how a crane follows her keeper around, but this motherfucker courted and impregnated that bird. Kudos.
Isaiah Walker
mario strikers charged. Daisy makes me hard on that game
Hudson Morris
Please don’t lewdie the Kazooie
Levi Sanchez
>/post/show/1826180
Parker Miller
It's ether this or that bat.
no not that one, the one with the kirby boss.
Caleb Hughes
It's cause she never skips leg day
John Jackson
>AAAAAALLL these fucking waifus to choose from
>Yea Forums would still rather jerk off to a dog, a giant moth and a bird
cant say I blame you
Also fuck you OP, I was gonna make a Kazooie thread
Liam Thompson
>AI
So he fucked her with something and then injected her? And here I thought he actually fucked the thing and somehow got her pregnant.
Levi James
>hating on Mothra
Also who’s the dog you’re referring to?
Gabriel Barnes
>tell boss the first few tries were unsucessfull
>get to fuck the bird
Anthony Gonzalez
Camden Perez
He kept petting her special place until she got used to it, giving her pleasure, then when she was ready he pulled out the good old turkey baster and penetrated her
Dylan Fisher
>fucking your bird GF with a cumtube dildo to have kids with the aid of a sperm donor
Incredibly based.
Carter Gomez
Dominic Ortiz
Cameron Collins
>Thinking I’m hating on best girl
Nigga you got me fucked up. Also Dog is referring to Isabelle
Levi Moore
Sorry, bro. There's only room in my heart for one sassy bird-bitch.
Jackson Mitchell
It's a shame that they won't do Palutena's Guidance for DLC characters. I'd like to hear the Kid Icarus gang's commentary on Banjo-Kazooie lore.
Nicholas Anderson
>that's bullshit but i believe it
is that?
Caleb Walker
F E A T H E R
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A
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Elijah Bailey
>no way fag
Austin Stewart
>Anime is 80% trash except some shows like bleach
FOOLY
FUCKING
COOLY
Chase Scott
Kazooie is dare I say one of the best female protagonists in video games.
The baby
Ryder Ward
just how does her asshole look like now
Isaac Thomas
>Bleach
>good
Levi Ross
Why is her tongue purple?
Jeremiah Roberts
Luis Davis
>Samus
>Sassy
Her entire personality is like, shooting things and saying nothing. Not exactly Jackie Brown.
Julian Barnes
>A NIGGER
no
jesus fucking christ
Thomas Watson
>Getting pussy, urethra and anal all in one
That’s a yeah from me!!!
Isaiah Hughes
Wyatt Gonzalez
Props for the reference.
Parker Harris
Last I heard it was undergoing some renovations or something
Nolan Rogers
Completely remodeled, I’ve heard
Xavier Carter
Kazoie in meg dress when.
Eli Stewart
Nolan Sanchez
>imp midna
>attractive
You mean her true form right?
Ethan Mitchell
Lightning's not a filthy shit talking britbong though.
Jacob Thompson
John Nguyen
Ryan Hill
Who the fuck makes this shit?? I laughed my ass off
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. These idiots act like death won't kill us in the end and that everything is butt fuck pointless. In the mean time, I play Banjo Kazooie and other good games
Eli Fisher
Benjamin Edwards
Brutal but also caring honesty
Carter White
this is a weird thread
Juan Williams
Truly the best girl.
Brody Morris
Would Kazooie fuck a human?
Austin Powell
>big tittied polar bear milf
This game is a lost gem
Christian Price
Adam Clark
I hope Gohan and Android 17 will enjoy their stay at Spiral Mountain.
Daniel Perez
>birds make better wives than actual human women
Noah Torres
No you self-inserting obsessed twat.
Carson Sullivan
Jose Watson
thats not up to her to decide
Levi Barnes
Cooper James
For money.
Nolan Gray
Jace Bennett
No, it's merely a natural lust... like you and i... It's alright though, you can be yourself around me
Benjamin Miller
Bear and bird is cute
Chameleon and bat is cute
You are cute
Blake Powell
>Shantae calling others as a slut
ironic...
Justin Sullivan
Can someone post the artist of those sketches where Kazooie is cuddling Banjo? Shit's wholesome as fuck
Carson Gray
I only got to play the first game, so I had no idea she turned into a dragon until a day ago, but that's pretty badass.
Joshua Stewart
you shut the fuck up about the chocolate genie mutt
Liam Campbell
Adrian Cruz
my sides
Nolan Perez
Michael Perez
source
Eli King
can you guys post some more cute non lewd banjo x kazooie stuff
Owen Murphy
Banjo's having a threesome with Kazooie and Honey B. There's your Banjo Threeie.
Caleb Robinson
Didn't mean that as a reply
Although I very much doubt that many newcomers know that as well, unless they actually make dragon Kazooie an alt skin for her
John Bennett
/post/show/1772779
only because you got trips.
Christian Ross
how degenerate of you
Ayden Parker
I like the idea of Banjo being a good boy and Kazooie being a sassy cunt who's a terrible influence. Was that their personality in the games or is it just fanon shit?
Xavier Phillips
>Whenever she calls Banjo 'big bear'
Christian Rodriguez
Honestly, Chocolina is one of the most Final Fantasy things in the whole trilogy.
Owen Myers
>there's your banjo threeie
My fucking sides holy shit
Nathaniel Lewis
I'm lookin
Brody Sanchez
Dylan Hill
Artist?
Ryan Brown
user...
Isaac Campbell
How is it that no one's found any alt colors yet?
Banjo is meant to be a naive, well-mannered country bumpkin and Kazooie's meant to be a sassy, loud-mouthed, banter-making bird. They both keep each other in line, and if Banjo tells Kazooie to keep her beak shut, she'll usually listen. It's clear that they respect each other a whole lot.
Isaac Johnson
>Drawing Kazooie as a young girl
>not knowing she's actually Banjo's sugar momma
Sebastian Torres
>each kind of egg has his own sound.
you dont see that kind of detail today.
Justin Wilson
Flock off, featherface
Grayson Howard
Did you ever find out who stole your machine?
Anthony Peterson
Brody Price
What?? Just fucking tell me, I like the art style
Wyatt Cruz
for a 300$ tablet you would think they would do better AA but nope.
William Cooper
Jonathan Wood
yeah haha
Asher Garcia
look at the picture you fucking idiot
Isaac Nguyen
If you like it so much try looking at it
Jordan Jenkins
The true OTP
Nicholas Carter
Adrian Taylor
It's like that in the games. Banjo is the naive good natured friend to everyone type while Kazooie is sarcastic as fuck and loves her banter. They play of off each other incredibly well
Cameron Bennett
I can't read that shit, it's a squiggle (however it's spelled)
Xavier Carter
Dylan James
When was the last time you visited an optometrist, user?
Luis King
Banjo's a stocky, handsome bear.
Jackson Ortiz
>like bleach
Thanks for the laugh user, good bait
Robert Phillips
Thank you (not sarcastic)
Tyler Green
Kevin Nelson
stop making up words
Parker Butler
idfk, I can't see
Adam Rivera
They're pretty much boyfriend and girlfriend in everything by species. They know it physically can't work, so they're pretty much life partners forever.
It's the the point when they're seperated in Tooie, they both talk like the other is there, notice they're actually alone, and get sad.
Matthew Thompson
Wait, wtf did I just type
Nolan Phillips
Blake Walker
What is this character?
Charles Gray
They pair well with silent or otherwise quiet characters. For Banjo he's pretty easy going, same with Link.
Jayden Campbell
Wish I had examples of this and when they tell the other not to leave a level when they are split up, but I can't find any videos of it.
Xavier Cruz
Ian Morris
If you play Tooie right after the first game it's actually really noticeable how much Kazooie rubs off on Banjo. In the first game Banjo is super friendly and always tries to get Kazooie to play nice, but by Tooie he's spent so much time with his feathered friend and done enough stupid fetch quests for literal retards that he's slowly starting to develop some sass himself.
David Diaz
Dragon version of Kazooie, breathes fire
Appears in Banjo-Tooie as a bonus for finding one of those stray cartridges
Christian Hughes
I wonder how Banjo developed during Nuts and Bolts
Luke Flores
No, it's for finding the Mega Glowbo.
Samuel Bell
Would you anons a kazooie that is in primal fuck mode?
Austin Brooks
I wonder what bird feet smell like haha!
Joseph Allen
I think everyone would be happier if they just came out and said that that game isn't canon. Doesn't matter if you liked it or not, it's about the fact that they became way too fucking cynical during it. Both the characters and the writers.
Benjamin Moore
Have a bigger res
Jace Brooks
Banjo feet
Eli Richardson
fucking lmao
Levi Carter
Oh strange, thought I saved it right, thanks.
Tyler Gutierrez
best couple
Joshua Rivera
Neat!
Joshua Brown
Where does banjo's little sister Tooty fit in in all this?
Is she even around in tooie?
I didn't play much of it.
What about nuts and bolts?
Also, if stealing his sisters cuteness makes an adult hag turn super curvy and hot, does that mean Tooty grows up to be at least that hot?
Discuss.
Brayden Cooper
>Banjo doesn't own Kazooie
>Kazooie owns Banjo
What the fuck
Chase Flores
Consider the follow:
Zero Suit Kazooie
Christian Thompson
grape-kun would be proud of this
Nathan Taylor
>Also, if stealing his sisters cuteness makes an adult hag turn super curvy and hot, does that mean Tooty grows up to be at least that hot?
user, i...
Jeremiah Jackson
>Also, if stealing his sisters cuteness makes an adult hag turn super curvy and hot, does that mean Tooty grows up to be at least that hot?
Well, maybe.
Eli Mitchell
Tyler Wilson
>Wait years and years for any amount of news whatsoever
>Even their anniversary was largely devoid of anything
>The last time we actually saw them present at E3 was in the background during the Rare Replay reveal
>This year we actual fans who have been waiting and waiting for years finally get the best news we've had in more than a decade
>There's also a fuckton of fanart made in the process
>Tfw lived long enough to finally see it come to fruition
Elijah Murphy
>Also, if stealing his sisters cuteness makes an adult hag turn super curvy and hot, does that mean Tooty grows up to be at least that hot?
That's, an interesting theory. So does she grow up like all of the 90's blonde furry waifus?
Ethan Wright
And just like that, everyone forgot about Isabelle
Kevin Gray
There's only one way to scientifically figure out. Speculative fanart.
Angel Clark
Tooty?
Tooty who?
Landon Allen
Nathaniel Cruz
>Also, if stealing his sisters cuteness makes an adult hag turn super curvy and hot, does that mean Tooty grows up to be at least that hot?
Sure, let's go with that.
Jaxson Nguyen
>Banjo&Kazooie get announced for Smash
>Thus, a plethora of people go back to play Kazooie/Tooie, most likely for the first time
>This might trigger an avalanche of non-Smash related fanart
Justin Morgan
Major cringe
Camden White
Wasn't there a GBA game with them where it was revealed that Banjo actually found her alone and wounded and decided to bring her home with him?
Adrian Ramirez
Going by how stacked Mrs. Boggy was I'd say grown up Tootie would have fat in all of the right places, while having Banjo like muscle arms covered with fur.
Grayson Sanders
Someone post the comic where she talks about everyone shes going to bang in smash. That was hilarious
Isaiah Young
>falco
Shit taste furfags.
Furry sasuke.
Brody James
Honey B is a WHORE
Elijah Harris
those are some bold words right there, not exactly true (except for the katana) but bold anyway
Isaiah Scott
>samus
>Sassy
Absolutely deluded, she's STOIC.
The ideal roman man.
Joseph Rodriguez
What's wrong with whores? Her services were a great use for Banjo.
Lincoln Stewart
isabelle was a shit, still is a shit, and will forever be a shit
Anthony Carter
>Kazooie
it's a girl?
Levi Anderson
Ayden Hall
fucking kek whorenet
Noah Turner
>Why yes, I enjoy watching other people fuck the person I'm attracted to.
>Now if you excuse me, I have to take care of her son.
Christian Long
I have trouble imagining that Banjo finds her sexually attractive.
The dude is already wildly neutered in the first place and she's a different species. I get along well with my dog, but I'm in no hurry to fuck it during a dry spell.
Lincoln Williams
Seeing B&K around again just makes Yooka and Laylee that much uglier now. It grew on me because I just wanted to back the original creators but after the game was pretty shit, I'm bitter again and can admit they're ugly.
Julian King
Stop fucking animals.
Andrew Lee
They know what they want and are almost always sweethearts underneath it all. Oh and the femdom, there's that too.
Grayson Bell
banjo doesn't have bird cum as far as i know
Jaxon Scott
What's the actual relationship between Banjo and Kazooie?
Chase Lee
why is this thread allowed to stay but Resetera admins being pedophiles gets taken down?
Logan Torres
Cooper Adams
Sugar Momma x Innocent Absolute Unit
Colton Davis
Adam Russell
>breed and feed
Sneed
Justin Diaz
Cropped porn or not, Kazooie is video games. Talking about a video game forum that's talking about a video game forum is not.
Luke Watson
Charles Price
They actually have personalities
Brayden Wilson
b-b-based?
Hudson Flores
Samuel Kelly
the wrecking crew was a little rough but the renovations are done
Cameron Sullivan
>20 years of shooting huge eggs out her butt
>20 years of taking BBC(big bear cock)
Yea Forums really wants to fuck that blown out slut?
Charles Gray
Zachary Evans
Kazooie is really mean
When the credits started rolling in Nuts and Bolts she just straight up says that all the real talent at Rare left years ago
Robert Cooper
WHORENET
Jackson Martinez
Canonically?
Best friends.
Fanonically?
Fuck buddies.
Personally?
Kazooie has a crush on Banjo but isn't brave enough to say how she feels.
Sebastian Watson
Easton Adams
is she wrong though?
Ryan Carter
stop!!!! kazooie is 99 percent furry! not acceptably at all
Jack Hall
Robert Taylor
no
Andrew Brown
Carrying around that bear made her thighs THICC
Lincoln Hughes
>le cuck xddd
Fuck off tard
Sebastian Gonzalez
I would let Kazooie peck my pecker.
Logan Nguyen
Elijah Martin
Banjo flirted with that giant bee chick from Tooie so that should say what kind of women he's interested in.
Bentley Wood
DOBSON NO
Easton Lopez
why is this bee such a slut?
Aaron Kelly
>Not wanting to fuck your dog
Are you speciesist?
Logan Jackson
Apparently she actually has modeled nipples underneath
Austin Price
This is really cute
Nathan Morgan
No but man you can't go around being that blunt y'know?
Sebastian Hill
fag
Nathan Parker
Four DLC characters and one slime on their way to fuck Dharkon's shit up.
Isaiah Perry
Why is Kazooie a parrot? Wouldn’t she be more akin to an ostrich?
Connor Thomas
White devils raping animals sickest degenerate race on earth no wonder they going extinct
Cooper Miller
bruh
Jordan Cox
Semi-related. We should start calling redditors bees because they follow the hive mind/pheromones.
Juan Perez
Evidently Banjo is a breasts man. Um, bear.
James Cook
Yooka and Laylee is atrocious looking. I think what makes it so bad is that the styles in game clash with each-other. You got a "stylistically ugly"90's cgi looking characters like Vendi for example, but then you have Capital B and other characters that just look way more modern in terms of design.
They don't look like they belong to the same game.
William Cox
Don't worry I'll come over and fuck your girl for you later. I'll even dress up as your favorite generic wolfman too.
Alexander Myers
>beat the game
>you're not done yet
FUUUUCK
Cameron Gray
>A fucking cartoon bird legitimately looks cooler than like 99% of female characters
Jeremiah Butler
cute
Austin Cooper
Well when almost all the actual good looking women around you have huge fucking knockers, can you really blame Banjo?
Jose Morgan
What the fuck user.
Logan Ramirez
>Apparently she actually has modeled nipples underneath
>Apparently
I need to see some fucking proof of this.
Cooper Cook
Is that Steve's wife on the right?
Nolan Edwards
Capital B looks like Gru and Vendi looks like that one fridge from that Rick and Morty episode with the parasites.
Bentley Cruz
I'll bee right back, gonna try to learn to rip textures quickly
Kayden King
>Grotesque Steve's wife works for a different collectathon game
No wonder he has such a vested interest in seeing Banjo fail to make a comeback.
Andrew Williams
>So devoid of any amount of realism in his life and has to quote shitty internet memes that he can't for a second think about the possibility of enjoying seeing two characters with actual chemistry get together
>"Oh yes I love self-inserting into generic white/gray figured faceless/hairless vaguely shaped humans."
Maybe try leaving your basement once in awhile and getting some fresh air.
Jayden Roberts
post yfw steve will never be in.
Isaac Richardson
You sure?
tcrf.net
Jordan Perry
Bro, you can't just say that without providing evidence.
Kayden Gray
>Maybe try leaving your basement once in awhile and getting some fresh air.
I'll second that. Play switch on the porch if you are hooked up to vidya for life support. It's much more relaxing than in a stuffy basement.
Dominic Ramirez
32x32 tits
Oh fuck yeah
Jaxon Lee
Michael Garcia
They're willing to make the first move. Many Yea Forumsirgins will die alone simply because they're too terrified to ever ask a girl out.
Levi Perry
I've been meaning to play Banjo-Kazooie for the longest time.
Adam Kelly
>Kazooie was the original Midna
Dammit man, i wasnt looking to have my mind blown out of my ear this evening
Sebastian Reed
She's more like a roadrunner/Seagul.
Jayden Turner
I guess it explains why Banjo's Smash appearance is a bit wider and thicker. He's had enough milk to drink from these amazons for nearly two decades.
Asher Myers
nice
Thomas Bailey
Two of them, at least.
>Honey-flavored milk
Jose Fisher
I dont know why rare had a fascination with big tiddied females
I mean, the first big boobs that I noticed where vela´s
Nathan Lopez
>a bird
I saw this coming, and I tried to stop it.
Josiah Cook
Canonically, Kazooie is a Red-Crested Breegull, a purely fictional species. One post I read suggested she may be based on en.wikipedia.org
Isaiah Ross
because titties fucking rule
James Collins
An evil was released that day.
Dylan Morris
nooooo, stop
Leo Turner
because Rare loved raunchy humor and the BK games are packed with innuendos
Jaxon Gray
C-can I fuck it?
Parker Long
Why do people draw humanized kazooie as white when she's obviously black?
Luis Harris
Jose Cruz
truth
Jace Green
You probably woudn't want to. Because of the leaves it eats, it constantly smells like literal shit, and doesn't taste much better.
Caleb Fisher
she likes it rough
Christian Lopez
>yep, this is me
>you're probably wondering how I got in this situation
Connor Scott
Birds can be majestic as fuck. Everyone knows the least attractive animals are camels.
Carter Reyes
y'all not about to do this to kazooie. is this the price to pay for having them in smash in 2019
Ethan Cooper
the monkey's paw clenched long before this day.
Benjamin Watson
dont open this pandoras box bro its not worth it, this thread was so nice
Robert Hernandez
>Vela had actual jiggle physics
Sebastian Clark
Her nipples must be really low because I don't see shit on those honey sacks.
Owen Butler
There's a running gag that she's been missing since Kazooie and nobody really cares. Here's a cute pic though.
Jackson Nguyen
haha
Nicholas Wright
formerly Chuck's
Nolan Roberts
far more likely she's based on the secretary bird
Colton Gray
>See blonde
>make brunette
okay sure whatever
Sebastian Young
I dunno, there's a lot of stupid looking fish out there.
Noah Sanders
Ryan Walker
>secretary bird
wow, that's a real bird.
Brandon Thomas
i don't like the story associated with that image
Isaac Watson
same desu
Christopher Wright
Bella
Evan Thomas
Anyone got a link to the deleted pic?
Dylan Lewis
>What is dirty blonde
Carson Bailey
multporn.net
First day with my computer back and I'm already searching up bird porn.
Brody Cox
>tfw there is little to no r 34 of vela
and yes, I noticed that too
she gave me my first boner
sigh, it has been a long time, good days
Oliver Torres
At least the artist of OP ended up being a good source of cute and lewd bird girls.
Landon Anderson
Yes, that's in the end of the game.
Aaron Williams
Why is it always birds imprinting on humans? Did our ancestors hunt all the fowls except for friendly ones which were left to reproduce like what happened with dogs but to a lesser extent?
Jayden Lewis
Meh, doesn't impress me. Thanks for the link, though.
Cameron King
boner please
its a fucking bird, i shouldn't want to fuck a bird
Christopher Cook
birds imprint on the first thing they see in their lives
be it people, dogs, their actual mothers, my cock, etc.
Gavin Stewart
>ywn impregnate your bird gf
why even live
Luis Ramirez
She wouldn't be black but Kazooie is ratchet as fuck.
Oliver Perry
ever heard of the harkness test?
Thomas Roberts
True, but at least a blob fish has dick sucking lips. Camels are all teeth and saliva.
Jack Parker
>pussy and an anus
Cameron Flores
>implying a young bossy tomboy wouldn't adopt a hopeless goofy schmuck
Josiah Brooks
oh trust me, ive fallen down that hole, it doesnt seem to have a bottom though
Jackson Lee
>vagina+anus
inaccurate for birds, 0/10 broke my immersion.
jk, it's actually great, 10/10
James Harris
i was born blonde, now i look brunette. but usually fictional characters stay the same as they started because fuck realism
Jaxon Barnes
well, i got a boner, a wholesome boner.
Chase Williams
>This bear is too pure for this world. I must protect him.
Jack Bailey
They're social animals and quite close to mammals evolutionary (convergent, not on the tree). Just like humans, they adopt and can conform to extraspecies interaction quite easily and got the brains to actually comprehend social interaction too. Doesn't help that most birds consider touching anything bellow the neck to be sexual foreplay.
James Howard
It's because we're the only beings that actually take care of young birds.
The best pairing is Cheetahs being autistic and getting paired with Puppies at a young age so the Cheetah socialises more because the Dogs are hyperfriendly retard breeds like Golden Retrievers.
Jeremiah Roberts
=3
Camden Lee
I'd say it's almost a relief that we're probably not getting a new Banjo Kazooie because those boobs would most definitely not be coming back
James Sanchez
>my ancient gif is still making the rounds
Thank you Rare, thank you for bee titties.
Christopher Mitchell
>there's now an actual fully produced and developed video game where sonic, mario, pac-man, megaman, banjo, solid snake, ryu, and cloud can all fight each other
If you went back in time 10 years and said this everyone would fucking laugh at you. And here I thought this was the worst timeline.
Levi Ramirez
Bird girls are the best.
Bentley Powell
his newer kazooie pics are better t b h
Levi Reyes
I hope chris realizes what a cuck he is.
Eli Garcia
>Sugar Momma x Innocent Absolute Unit
Based combo
Daniel Hughes
Fat chicken.
Benjamin Williams
She was really the more reliant of the two. She carried Banjo both literally and metaphorically.
Nolan Lee
I want to hug Banjo and feed him honey
Colton Diaz
Fucking Modern Rare, a bunch of cowards.
Kevin King
CUTE
Anthony Wright
see
Brayden Hall
not to derail into other birds, but
>so cute they made her a yugioh card
Jose King
What state are you in? My college has cranes, too.
Andrew Howard
god FUCK now i wanna fuck pidgeot stop doing this to my brain
Jose Torres
>tfw never ever imprinted ducks
ill never have the land or financial stability.
Christopher Martin
what website
Ayden Stewart
>Kazoie in meg dress when.
Any decent drawfags in the thread?
Jaxson Gray
I'm just gonna leave this here...
exhentai.org/g/732986/69b54cdade/
Camden Hernandez
wtf is wrong with wh*teoids
Chase Clark
me too user
Ayden Lopez
Hudson Hill
Didn't Ash leave his Pidgeot? He left his horny Bayleef too. This is why he'll never be a Porkyman Master.
Josiah Sanders
nice talons
Parker Bailey
I want Banjo to hug me.
Robert Torres
How do i delete someone else's post?
Jaxson Brown
>kitsune
Oliver Nelson
Please just take it with you
Gavin Davis
Nothing about Kazooie is attractive.
Nicholas Richardson
Try using this.
Dominic Lee
BREEEEE
Brandon King
Why would a gun fire pills?
Liam Diaz
God damn it. I got rid of the panda forever ago. Why is it suddenly back?
Jayden Gutierrez
Why does this bird have eyelashes and wears thigh-highs?
Zachary Diaz
t. can't handle the bants
Zachary Martinez
You take that back.
Ian James
belete your cookies
Adrian Harris
Shadman designed it.
Juan Smith
>no new IP
Jack Hughes
Yes, she's doing things she shouldn't, she's been reaaaal bad, what are you gonna do about it?
Josiah Thompson
you're 100% right, but my dick is in control here and my dick doesn't care what is or isnt attractive
Oliver Bennett
Invite her to play DDR.
Samuel Parker
Juan Davis
shill be gone
Brody Bailey
Luis Thomas
Does anyone have the pic that isn't behind the panda?
Gavin James
>You... dense motherfucker.
Camden Bailey
She's a masochist
Alexander Thomas
It’s been over a decade since I’ve played. Are these the actual in game sounds? This is edited right? How the fuck have Yea Forums Brap posters overlook her so hard!?!
Wyatt Garcia
just use paheal nigga
Brody Murphy
Nicholas Powell
>Autism x3
>Best selling game of all time x1
>Discord Hugbox x9
>You're right... I should have done better, been more popular, helped Rareware through the Microsoft merger. I failed... which is why I have to make it up to them!
>The weak nostalgia within you is resisting. Trying to rekindle some of your former glory. Trying to rage against the inevitable and fulfill your duty. But it's not enough!
>Humba Wumba: When you think you can't go on anymore. Remember.
>I'll beat you. Not because I'm an icon. But because I will do what Rareware did before me. Until I show nuRare how to have soul again... until they're ready... I won't! I refuse to DIE!
>He swapped the power of the jiggys from Kazooie to his arm. He used Kazooie as bait!
>Still weak though!
>That's because I didn't put my best friend into it that time!
>NANI?!
>Humba Wumbas voice as ? eggs float around: This power has been passed down from one game to another. Each praying that it will bring untold excitement for generations to come. That games will give the world laughter. And now it is your turn. Do your best, Banjo Kazooie.
>BREE I'M A DRAGON, BITCH!
>Good bye... Steve of Minecraft.
>UNITED... EGGS... IN SMAAAAAAASH!
>Good bye... Rareware. Guh-huh.
Dominic Thomas
Hudson Johnson
That doesn't tell me which pic they are referring to, nigger.
William Howard
I wish people would meme the pedo cauldron. I mean who else would pick a 9 year old as the most beautiful girl of all? He chose her specifically for being so young too.
I wish there were drawings of him saying tooty was the most beautiful and grunty looking at him like he's a freak
Tyler Brooks
Thomas Barnes
Thank you.
Julian Lewis
its the real sounds, rare had a lot more dirty humor back then
Lucas Edwards
They're not the real sounds, read the description
Henry Hill
>this dude's channel
Samuel Cruz
Henry Hill
When is BestGuyEver gonna do a Banjo vid? His Ridley and Rool ones were pretty entertaining.
Eli Bennett
Because white men love big boobs. Undermensch loves baboon asses
Ian Hernandez
God fucking dammit stop making me want to fuck a bird Yea Forums!
Zachary Russell
quick doodle
Blake Scott
>haha in the comments
>that fucking avatar
David Myers
yeah, but Ubermensch love both
Wyatt Gray
the sooner you admit it, the better
Thomas Sullivan
>Kazooie!
Kevin Gomez
alright lad
Angel Wood
Isaac Anderson
she looks like shes stoned, otherwise good
Luis Phillips
Nice work user
Jonathan Mitchell
very nice work user
Cooper Johnson
This gives me real Meg vibes from the disney hercules movie
Kayden Ward
>Banjo reveal in USA
youtube.com
>Banjo reveal in Japan
youtube.com
See a difference? Notice something odd?
Wyatt King
Tyler Martinez
I cant argue that
Grayson Roberts
Tyler Parker
Jaxson Brown
never
Matthew Lopez
>people hugging
wholesome
Jack Baker
>like bleach
Kayden Russell
Reminder that that's a steel type, and wouldn't be fluffy at all.
Jordan Williams
Any Kazooie art requests?
Nathaniel Watson
Weirdest thing about burgers is that they will hug even their worst enemies in a moment of fellowship bliss. It's actually one thing i wish the rest of the world would follow suit in.
Joke all about americans, but they sure know how to infect others with their happiness.
Daniel Thomas
Yes.
Benjamin Evans
she has to eat all the eggs
Blake Cox
usee sanda barber gauchos detected
Isaac Jones
Ignore all the degenerates and draw something wholesome
otherwise this
Ryder Parker
Kazooie in Krystal's outfit.
Logan Rogers
Kazooie blushing hard as banjo exits shower
Tyler Nelson
Kazooie and Martin Luther King Jr. drinking milkshakes together at Wendy's, with Sans eyeing Kazooie and drinking ketchup.
Jayden Myers
Cope. I still have the same luxurious blonde mane I was born with.
Josiah James
kek
James Butler
Isaiah Sullivan
I hate every last one of you for making my downward slide towards degeneracy continue
Camden Green
you clicked on the thread sweetie
John Sullivan
Lincoln Hall
Isaiah Wilson
ive seen multiple stream reactions for nips that are breaking down crying
Sebastian Hill
Gabriel James
Nathaniel Diaz
Carson Reyes
god i wish i was that egg
Jeremiah Wilson
>Americans ape out more than the literal ape (and chimp) the MOMENT it starts
Think i heard someone yell banjo in there. Isn't that just one of the forced smash memes of "unlikelies" on Yea Forums?
I mean, Yea Forums "guesses" every day more and more dumber characters by the minute, naturally one will be right, like chimps on typewriters kind of deal.
Logan Anderson
I was already a degenerate, but I wasn't sure what to expect. Just glad I haven't seen anything in here of Kazooie with my kink
Benjamin Hall
Xavier Anderson
John Peterson
I want to fuck those cards
Noah Peterson
>most birds consider touching anything bellow the neck to be sexual foreplay
w h a t
Source?
Dylan Myers
>All this new art
I've waited so fucking long for this, bros...
Nolan Davis
Brayden Phillips
>sunday school vs "it's not a phase mom"
Nicholas Peterson
>Lewding Kazooie.
Oliver Roberts
i need more masochist kazooie art
Jason Lopez
Julian Ramirez
this
Justin Green
Great now I want to stick my pp in a breegull.
Leo Young
Ryder Torres
>They’re talking about fucking anime boys
Michael Hughes
W-What are you going to do Banjo?
Jaxon Ramirez
Absolutely adorable
thanks drawfag
Luis Reyes
Yes.
Banjo-Kazooie shipper here
Nathan Moore
good shit
Tyler Stewart
I like how the shower head has eyes.
Jace Miller
that’s not a source user
Carter Miller
you know what website
Justin Anderson
Gotta love how Sagitta goes completely uncensored
Colton Gray
So it's a SNU SNU bird with eyelashes? Even better.
Benjamin Rogers
Apparently not the first time this was thought about
John Davis
Oliver Cruz
You dense?
I was seconding the notion of a source on that claim.
Eli Evans
Excellent user, much appreciated!
Ryan Wright
Parker James
What's your kink?
Jonathan Murphy
Kazooie dusting a shelf with her wings.
Leo Torres
LEWD
Caleb Price
delete
David Perez
oh shit yeah alright
Mason Gomez
Austin Perry
This is superb and deserves more (You)'s
Charles Nguyen
Carson Morgan
I don't get it, but it's still appreciated
Isaiah Ortiz
Expansion. Life dealt me a weird hand when puberty started.
Nathan Campbell
GodDAMN
Isaiah Stewart
>red
>no yellow tips
this isnt kazooie
Asher Adams
What is it, anyway?
Chase Martin
Hmmm...
Daniel Reyes
get this shit outta here nigga
Ian Barnes
Ah. My apologies
Ian Martinez
>human
uh
no?
Mason Butler
>I live to see the day where a Banjo-Kazooie thread on Yea Forums would reach bump limit
Good thread everyone, see you in the next one