I'm 24 and about to play this, what am I in for?

I'm 24 and about to play this, what am I in for?

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bad credit score

instant irl death, this shit is MK Ultra 2.0

It says you need to be over 25. Can't you read?

You have broken the covenant.

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FBI will catch you before, underagefag

And stale meme

Throne>Vikings

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they actually changed these ads to 30 a few months before I hit 25

Please don't post that

>underageb@
>also a filthy phoneposter

check yourself

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I really wish someone would tell me who this Tree is in context to the game "Thrones" and "Vikings".

fuck off I have the right to play that game as much as you piece of shit

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO PLAY THAT
NOT ALLOWED

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it's a stock photo from the advertisement company. the tree is related to several different games which are most probably just shitty city builders with predatory monetization practices but I'm only 24 so I never got to play them yet

'TIS NOT ALLOWED

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>24
Lock your doors, lock your windows, pray to whatever you worship for it to be over quickly

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>underageb@

>shits on tree
>is 24
fuck off seething fag your just mad you can't play it yet

That's treegdrasil, spawn of yggdrasil

why is the tree so sad...

>tfw 25 but not over 25
Should I do it, Yea Forumsros?

After the moment you are 25 you start being over 25 every second, brainlet

You're probably safe since you're technically 25 + x amount of days

You're treading on thin ice. Way I see it, it's a 50/50 chance.

>Stock photo
You mean it isn't actually in the games? I swear I saw a commercial once on television with it, where the announcer describes "aid or betray" with those two tree images flashing by. I think it was called Everfall or something. I bet that is the original game it came form.

what the shit? I'm 22 and I've run through several computers and laptops on a minimum wage job. like, the fuck are you doing?

damn.....

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There is an image of it looking smug as shit with a deer with glowing antlers nearby.

>underage bat

>Over 25 and saw the ad, but I still refuse to play it
good thing I'm not the tree's mindslave like everyone else

pathetic....grow up

Oh fug, something's wrong.

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>PEGI 25

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I never understood why they gave the tree a jew nose. Now I just wanna see it burn in aforest fire

Does he know?

It's ripping off Ocarina of Time, you dolts

>Zelda invented trees

Ocarina of Time isn't even old enough to play this game

>not 26
You have broken the covenant.

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thought this was Ocarina of Time at first.

>tfw 20 and setting up a Vikings: Free Online Game account
JUST TRY AND STOP ME

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user DONT FUCKING DO IT OR CANDLEJACK WILL COME FOR Y

based

is he kill?

Goddammit, I'm still only able to unlock the first ending. How old do I have to be for the other two?

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>be 25 tomorrow
>start up vikings
>close enough that it should be okay
>5 mins later there's banging on my back door
>nothing there
>tree in the backyard seems to have gotten closer

Now there's a tapping on my bedroom door

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your funeral you fucking retard, there's a reason why it's PEGI:25

>underageb@

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>Police of [anoncity] are still investigating the mysterious death of 20 y/o user.

>hastily put on your sneakers to escape
>there's an acorn inside

Don't mind if I do!

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It looks like a pretty happy ending, maybe the other endings get progressively darker.

It's not a jew nose, the elderly have big noses.

The worst ending is the one where your wife leaves you to be with the tree.

>not the one where evil lich wizard tricks the king into raising AoC from 8 to 15

I've never seen this meme before but I laughed uncontrollably for 10 minutes, thank you Yea Forums

Fucking faggot tree, I'm 24 and there's nothing you can do to stop me

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Never ever consolefag, this game is for computer chads only

This is the one Yea Forums meme that I absolutely never get tired of seeing. This fucking tree.

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I've missed these threads so much

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>tfw you'll never be legally skilled

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Your in for chronic masterbation

she cute

>there's an acorn inside
[proceed to run away barefoot]

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A lot of my friends stopped using computers as they got older

If only it were real

Because they're useless, consumerist, mobile plebes.

>underageb@

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>online connection required
it should say computer required

More like normies with girlfriends so they're couch-bound.

>tfw thinkin bout that tree

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>couch-bound.
I meant that they switched to mobile freemium garbage games like Smurf's village.

When this was first posted here I was 23, now I'm 25

Let me off this ride please

pleb taste

I feel a lot of them don't even do that anymore, more like hours and hours of netflix because they need to spend time with their girlfriends but you can't possibly spend that much time with someone in a meaningful way so they just consume shows instead, on the couch.

Oh user we won't stop you
But you have to live with what you see.....

I found a way to play the game, you have to go on someone's activate account but they HAVE to look like you. The game only takes facial recognition

It was okay until i started dating his daughter. He wanted a blood sample and he found out i was faking it, then the computer exploded

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ugly word
UGLY

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all you need to do is be alive after it
you don't even need to win

>accidentally left my game online while i took a quick trip to the bathroom
>came home to see my 6 year old brother playing

wat do

Cool Deku tree

turn the game off and ask him to not tell anyone it's for the best for you

Take him into the woods, far into the woods, and leave him there. Get as far away as you can before nightfall lest you feel the Tree's wrath

Make sure he can't get any fire arrows from anywhere

Here you go, OP. Are you ready to get zapped?

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fuck I'm retarded or something.
I look at this and think
>that face looks like midoriya
then I open the image and realise it's got his hair and meant to look like him, confused as to why someone would make that edit, then I finally got it when I looked at the post you were replying to

It's over for for you and your kin. Do not fear your penance, only happily accept you deserve it.

There is nothing you can do now.

whenever I see that fucking dumb trees face I break out into a cold sweat. I fucking hate that tree

Ahh yes, The Canopy is your home now.

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Redpill me on this tree. I always though it was Zelda concept art or something.

>2 years to go

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it's the face of disappointment

The Virgin Tree Woshipper vs the Chad Abomination Incinerator

It's THE Tree!

>I'll be able to play this in a little over two days

This is what happens when you listen to Yea Forums and 'have sex'

Yea Forums larp threads are the best, ed, edd n eddy mmo is top tier too

>tfw no oak trees in my state
A-am I safe?

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normie girls are for normies, ya'll need to find girls who play games or have better hobbies than watching netflix

>tfw made an account one minute before i turned 25
>hear something heavy being dragged outside in the backyard
>peek just barely enough to see out the window but not get spotted
>neighbors gate was knocked down their dog is missing and there's a giant tree right where my strawberry plants used to be
g-guys?

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how did user know im a bat?

No. Pine is just as dangerous.

Guys I am over 25 and have two computers, what do I do now?

Just don't do it before you'll regret it heavily. Only 2 more years you can do it

DON'T install on 2
It's additive you need to be 50 to play on 2.

A tree fucked my mom

stupid cunt was probably under 25

The videogame equivalent of being baptised

>I'm 24 and about to play this, what am I in for?
You're boutta be sent to the death camps boyo

the tree realizes that there are 24 and youngers that are arrogant enough to attempt to play, their deaths will be painful

IT SAYS A COMPUTER NOT TWO COMPUTERS

Maybe my dad can play it? He's 62

>underageb@

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>mfw I live in the middle of a forest

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He can but it will be too easy for him, I saw another game for 60+ maybe give him that

Have anyone actually try to play this or even download it, if so, what happen?

I hope to god your fucking 25+ user..

please bros...let me in this is the only thing i have left

>mfw i own a computer and am 25

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I just installed the game on the middle school's computers
What happens next?

you fucking idiot you just put the whole school in grave danger

The tree fears the fire arrows.
The tree lies.
It's not as powerful as it says...I know, and the tree knows me.

A lot of kids are going to go missing.

But have you tried the game?

good

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>underageb@
I'm going to steal this

no i dont want chinese malware

If you're 25 you'll always be over 25 except for the exact attosecond you turn 25.

user YOU MUST try it

I live on a tropical island, are palm trees ok?

Are you 25+?

she cat

They're the worst of them all.

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this thread is the best thread on Yea Forums right now.

Two years until I finally get to play this game. How is the story?

Stop pretending, under 25

Perfect, except for that one Water Dungeon.

Just a hint: Make sure you collect those secret artifacts...

The game has multiple routes so be careful what you do

As the cover of the game already spoilers one of the routes, I'll say that the route where you kill the Elder Tree is the best one. Fucker had it coming when he thought he could command me around

>It's additive you need to be 50 to play on 2

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Happy early birthday user!

What if I play this but I don't own a computer

Lots of people don’t have PCs anymore.

You're all a bunch of cowards. I'm playing it under 25 and nothing has happih9;ogjchf

Thanks. Where did my life go so wrong.

telling you the genre of the game would already be a spoiler

>mfw I install it on a computer at a Fortnite tournament

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Lmfao

>user commits a mass child killing

I browse v on my ps3

It's not the larping as much as the source of the joke that is making me laugh

Man do I hate those hot hentai game ads that only take you to some RPG mobile game when you click on it.

We will see if you have what it takes.

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Wakey wakey under 25's

did anyone actually ever play it?

is he trying to attack the tree in the second image?

>when you outsmart the tree by setting my computer's date forward by 2 years to be 26 years old

your move, creep

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Tree confirmed in super smash bros ultimate

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There goes the neighborhood

I can only hear this tree sounding like Patrick Warburton.

Wait and see what happens in 2 years user.......

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5 more years to wizardry

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>(yes, THE Tree from Vikings)

What are the tree's moves?

He's fucking OP against under 25s.

MOOOOODS this user is underage !!!

drop from the top of the deku tree to break the spider web :)

>does not recognize classic Yea Forums slang

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I own a computer, but to be honest, I don't really want to try this game.

Tree

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this is 4channel

如果你被中国黑鬼蹦上来,你会怎么做?他们说“天安门广场这个婊子”

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then how did you post this? filename does not indicate phoneposting.

>he doesn't know the difference between @ and &

Fuck this shit I'm playing it, if I'm banned or killed by Uncle Xi consider it a warning.

You'll understand when you turn 25. Best if you don't play until then, else you are gonm get TREE'D

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Evil Route

If anything putting this evil tree down is a service to the world. You'll understand when you're 25+

When you are on the internet, no one knows you are an underaged bat

BROS NO HELP ME SOMETHING IS TRYING TO FUCK ME UP BUT I CAN'T STOP PLAYING THIS SHIT

THIS STUFF IS TOO POWERFUL FOR ANYONE UNDER 25 TO HANDLE, HELP PLOX

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this is bait

Shitty Google Translation:
>If you are brought up by the Chinese nigga, what do you do? They say "Tiananmen Square"

You have it wrong. The tree is doing a service to us all by getting rid of the zoomers

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ANONS DON'T PLAY IT. THE AGE LIMIT ISN'T TO KEEP AWAY YOUNGLINGS..IT'S TO FIND THE OPTIMAL AGE OF THOSE THE TREE WANTS TO HARVEST. FUCK..I JUST ESCAPED THE ROOT PRISON..I FOUND THIS COMPUTER...MIGHT...PLAY..some...gam....

Why is everyone so scared of the tree? Anyone who is over 25 and has a computer can just kill it.

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>using a computer
>not using paper
>saving all the evil trees
user...

>implying its that easy
oh, sweet summerchild...

its just a stupid tree

just cut it down

Oh? And how would you know?

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>Good matchups against Tree
Mr. Game & Watch, Pac-Man, DK, Duck Hunt, Mario, Luigi, Bowser, Peach, Piranha Plant, ROB, Link (certain costumes), Zelda, Samus, Ridley, Ice Climbers, Pit, Palutena, Ryu, Ken, Little Mac, Mega Man, Snake, Simon, DQ Hero (Erdrick & Solo alts), Captain Falcon, Yoshi, Dr. Mario, Marth, Sonic, Kirby, Dedede, Wario, Fox, Falco, Meta Knight & Richter
>Even matchups against Tree
Ness, Diddy & K. Rool
>Bad matchups against Tree
Everybody else

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>Demiurge hides the escape key in some random, free online game

Based retard

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>mfw just realizing I recently turned 25 so now I can play this game

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I doubt you ever killed a tree, so what you just said makes you a faggot under 25 with no experience

user, wait. MAKE SURE that you own a computer first. Don't just use a public computer or a rental.

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Oh don't worry user, I've been geared up long before I was 25. Now it's time to face the tree.

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Underage b@s are underrated.

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Just for shits and giggles, has anyone ever tried to play through for at least an hour to see if it's an actual, fully functioning game?

I want to fuck those Latina bats

Ads are getting stranger

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who /own a computer/ here?

haha she got fat while he was gone

You ever see the evil dead?

That except with loli and shota.

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>makes a soiboy face at being cucked
my fucking sides

Remember that the expansion pack requires you to be over 50. Anyone below that age would have their brain fried by the complex philosophical questions.

based underage b@

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The new ck2 DLC looks wild

Wtf I never got the boat ending

nothing great honestly

You must be over 80 to get the boat ending.
It's over for diabetefags, cardiacfags, coeliacdiseasefags, dementiafags, sodafags

What's his name and what does he do?

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In what fucking country do you need to be 25+ to do anything

In Throne of Vikings: the Free Online Game you do

They sure got richer in a year.

Wait, what do if I have both a desktop and a laptop?

He's in.

so let me get this straight , I have to be over 25 and own a computer?
cant I be 21 and still play the game because I do own a computer?
one of my mates 26 yo
can I set up my account in his pc?
does this game check user requirements via IPs or crosscheck government records

damn bros I really wanna play this game, this tree has been eluding me for 5 years now

bitch
listen
the tree knows
if you play while you're under 25, your ass is grass literally
your friend can play tho

>Throne: Free Online Game
>Vikings: Free Online Game
>same tree and knight thing
Who copied who?

Did you really think it was gonna be that easy?
Leave now. Don't you dare come back until you're over 25.

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you mean b@e

They're different branches of the story.

what if a little kid with cancer wants to play this game and the make a wish foundation contacts the tree ,will it make considerations?

Pajeet adware trojans.

Why's he shooting at the tree?

>tfw own a computer but im under 25

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t. seething computerless sub 25 years old

it is known that the tree will take his cancer and give it back once he turns 25

B&

Was this the true B8 all along?

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wp very well done

Evil route, for the edgelords.

He deserves his fate, no one should ever play with someone elses save\account without permission

ass

>Law
>Chaos
is there a Neutral alignment?

Oh god...

I'm not an underageb@, but I remember the EULA in my Dell prebuilt saying something about how I don't actually own my computer, just the license to use it. Am I still good?

i bet consigliato gets to bang all three bats

every single product you purchase has that clause
even food
ignore it, it's law mumbo jumbo

ohhhhh Elden Tree

Vikings set their dead in their long boats with their worldly possessions. When the boat was far enough, archers would use fire arrows to set the boat ablaze so that the deceased viking's soul would reach Valhalla