Friends gf joins the clan

>constantly talks about how much sex they are having
Why is she actively trying to make all of her boyfriend's friends jealous? That's a huge red flag right there.

>girl joins the group
>bros are now enemies trying to fuck her

Attached: sad bocchi.gif (560x420, 175K)

It's a ploy to control the bf. If he doesn't behave she'll talk shit about him. It's pretty common.

Wtf is wrong with people like you? I've never pretended to be someone else on the internet because I'm perfectly fucking secure with who I am.

i can tell how secure you are but how mad you got at a greentext on fucking Yea Forums,

Say you're a tranny lesbian "girl" but you're still comfortable with having a penis, start spamming her with futa porn. Guaranteed success trust me

They weren't bros to begin with if all it took was a thot to come between them

>ugly girl joins the clan
>whines constantly about how she's forced to date betas

>Girl joins CS clan.
>Constantly plays like shit.
>Everybody showers her with praise.

Attached: 1218722732814.jpg (550x550, 26K)

Is it possible for girls to talk about anything that isnt related to men?

Attached: 1519096551144.png (1078x1247, 1.02M)

This. Women's gayops are infuriating, but then you realize it's the only thing they have going for them.

Have sex

Attached: 3772283983.jpg (1911x2616, 118K)

>Girl joins the guild
>Everyone gives her free stuff to see if she’ll fall for one of them
No wonder people catfish

>put shitty lowcost ring to pretend to be married
>haha-have sex Yea Forums :^)
kill yourself faggot

Yeah I went out and bought a ring today just so I could post it on Yea Forums

Wow, that's literally the dumbest answer you could have given and it pretty much confirms that you are a fraud.

>a girl joins this small group of e-friends who play vidya together, from all across the world
>few irishmen, some brits, amerilards, even a bunch of slavs
>everyone gives her a fuckton attention
>too much of a pussy to tell them to chill out
>suddenly after few days she says something really fucking dumb
>they all realize what they're doing
>the girl gets kicked and we go back to playing vidya together

Attached: 1509772252061.jpg (365x399, 71K)

I've actually only been married about 2 weeks. Have to get a thinner ring. I work with my hands a good bit and this thing is fucking me up.

Anyway have sex friend

Attached: 2838573823.jpg (1889x2647, 102K)

My ask men of Yea Forums, do you really have that hard approaching or talking to a girl. At first I thought you people were joking, but it starts to feel real and depressing. Not r/gaming depressing but still depressing.

Can you make this post clearer?

>I've only been married for 2 weeks
OH NO NO NO
"Have sex" yourself while you still can.

You realize that a ring doesn't prove anything, right?

>I CAN'T GET A GF SO NO ONE ON Yea Forums CAN BE MARRIED REEEEE

you certainly aren't doing it with cuckold ring like that

>Look guise, I legally bound myself to a roastie! Have sex!

Attached: 1491817351664.png (560x407, 28K)

I'm not the one trying to prove something by showing off his wedding band. Enjoy your marriage as a status symbol and nothing more.

>6/14/19
kys mutt

cope harder

"She" is probably someone pretending to be a girl, just like you

>playing league while gf watches
>she thinks its interesting but I tell her that she will suck and be stuck in iron forever
>"girl power" and shit like that, installs the game anyway and now I have to carry her useless brapper
>I dont mind since I make her feel like my bitch each time I carry her anyway
>she joins a discord I use to find duos
>instantly gets a special treatement for being a girl
>she absolutely loves the attention
>many idiots start flirting with her, buying her skins and shit just to play with them
>she makes them buy skins for my account too, its her "alt"
>one dude sends her nudes, says that he would paypal her 1000$ if she accepts to cam with him
>tell her to accept and send the shekels to my account
am actually planning to break up with her because she's more and more acting like an insta gamergurl thot, gonna milk her titties online some more, though
Keep donating to gamer girls, bros. I need to buy the new skins.

t. incel

Based t b h
I can't even blame women for pulling off shit like this when they can get away with it. The fault lies entirely at the feet of the thirsty retards that enable that type of behaviour in the first place

Good call.

>girl joins clan
>is cool
>low self esteem
>sends nudes to all the guys
>find out
>tell her wtf dont do that youre better than that
>clan collapses due to my friends being assholes leader being a dick
And her sending nudes to like 6 people
Its never just the girl
Its all the faggot thirsty guys too

I'm approaching wizardhood this year, you tell me.

based larper

so....
Where are the nudes?

Pff, not even close to being true.

I know that feel
>only 5 years left until wizardhood
I’m also going to die alone

Attached: 6ED61FFB-EA21-4E1B-9434-A780B618997F.jpg (603x523, 38K)

based

Obviously, if you tried speaking with one you would know.

>prentending to be an egirl
>unironically falls for another fag pretending to be an egirl

Attached: 1546557846826.jpg (1024x1017, 83K)

3 years

Attached: UUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHAAAAAA.png (967x954, 534K)

>girl joins guild
>we start having sex

Attached: IMG_20190524_184015.jpg (1516x1080, 244K)

This thread is just sad. The only thing more pathetic that not having sex is bragging about the little amount of sex that you do have.

Jesus Christ, did you get that out of a chewing gum vending machine?

there are no girls on the internet

Attached: 46CF46FF-B36C-4AE3-8360-07238D7CCD5C.jpg (1024x407, 151K)

I gave a chick a message that I had a crush on her when I was 14 or something. She was nice about but obviously rejected me, I wasn't overly bent up about it or anything. Never approached anyone since though.

That ring screams bad taste, disgusting.

I kissed a girl once when I was 9 years old. That was the only time I ever have. That was 20 years ago.

>guy joins the guild
>everyone hits on him
>guild members fight over him and guild dies
Can't deal with all these dumb bitch Christmas cakes

Attached: 1515285591737.jpg (400x300, 27K)

Did she say something like... I like nig....?

>Meet girl in MMO.
>Talk to her a lot.
>Pretty much soulmate tier.
>Spend hours talking each day for weeks.
>Literally fall in love with her personality.
>One day she asks for a pic.
>Send her one.
>Instantly blocks me and never contacted me again.

Attached: 1517846228950.jpg (464x480, 115K)

>tried approaching girl at work
>within 2 minutes of talking to her she mention she has a bf out of nowhere
>feel like every girl my age is taken
>this was 2 years ago
>haven’t approached anyone since

Attached: 4E81C417-BD09-408F-9513-6347E0CE25BA.jpg (882x960, 76K)

No, not really. I just treat men like men and women like retarded men.

ouch

>she mention she has a bf out of nowhere
she's doing you a favor

Leave the clan, fuck thots.

>Meet girl on MMO
>Agree to meet up with you
>She backs out once she sees you in person
>Get home
>Find out she's had a 40-year old sugardaddy
>Find out she was expecting an 'intimate' meeting but decided against it once she saw you
can't relate lmao

Attached: 1552239847957.jpg (1444x2024, 517K)

yeah I get that, but it literally took me hours to work up the courage to talk to her (severe social anxiety) and to be pretty much get shut out instantly killed me inside.

I just can't develop feelings for women anymore, I have no trouble talking to them, but at this point I lost contact with all women I knew from school and I don't have any opportunities to meet new ones.

Lol incel.
Get a waifu and stop feelin sad.

>Impossibly-cute voice joins chat and legit does tongue ASMR, and saying your username in an innocently seductive tone.

Attached: C2C5F94C-E4B8-4199-96D4-285AF4BB46F2.jpg (393x385, 117K)

ahh, sorry to hear

That's hot but she's trying to get you to do shit/buy shit for her.

It's actually a guy but you should marry him anyway for his voice

100% a guy

Fuck no, by cute, I also mean too high to be a guy.

If it was, then props to him for keeping it up so long without his voice cracking.

>I also mean too high to be a guy.
>he doesn't know

It's still better than getting your hopes up, she was just being upfront with it

It's a dude
Look into your trips to know it be true

someone post that image of the two neckbeards pretending to be girls

have sex

What kind of fucking retard has a """dream girl""" on the internet?

She better have an 11/10 body for some dude to be flying her out to LA. She looks pretty plain here.

Never underestimate how much desperate single men in their midlife are willing to do for the chance of getting pussy

When I was 17-18, I was attractive and several chicks interested in me made contact first. Every time, that went downhill since I came off as childish. I didn't know how to interact with women above a friend level. One time, a legit 7-8 out of 10 hit me up over Facebook, and we talked for about 3 months. Went nowhere, and now she's married to a dude who was better looking than I was.
Now all I do is sit at home, play vidya, and beat off. I understand what women want - but I'm too lazy and jaded to get back in shape and make the effort. I haven't had sexual contact in 8 years, and I haven't spoken to a woman with interest of dating/fucking for that long, too.

Attached: 1559444988557.png (500x340, 161K)

>introvert and prefer to be alone
>meet with friends once or twice a month but always leave after 2-3 hours
>family meetings always leaves me with fever symptoms and cold sweat
>actually managed to get a gf once
>but also made my excuses and left after 2-3 hours back then
>broke up after a few months

Attached: 15699423388.png (459x502, 193K)

Are you retarded?