Name my band, Yea Forums

The Pope, A Scientist And A Liar

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duh, why else would he be beside Keely and Howard

Me and the boys at the E3

The Impressionables.

>wasn't Todd supposed to be like 6'0 or something?
Only in his dreams. Also
>Believing a notorious liar

it could be a shoop

The Elon Musketeers feat. Todd and grey hair man

Sometimes I jerk off to the thought of being a manlet, does that make me transmanlet?

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[internal screaming]

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The 6 foot 2's

ur moms fat ass is a shoop

youtube.com/watch?v=XXhyONB9Q5k

lmao

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Stop posting that fake picture.

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Bugged launch

>there are people here who unironically like elon "how do you do fellow kids" musk

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I hate him because SpaceX is successful, and Russian Space Program is a fucking shit god damn it why we cant into space anymore im going to kill myself

>Deutscher Computerspielpreis
If only you guys knew how bad this German wanna be award show really is.

Todd is so big Elon Musk should just ask him to lift astronauts up by their armpits and put them on mars instead of spending billions or cokets.

Green Eggs and Slam

I just assumed it was all underage kids who don't know any better.

Flock of Smeagles

Why is Elon taking a picture with those hacks?

why does elon make trannies so woundhurt?

The Conmen

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Is that moot?

5 testicles

The chess club

the dipshits

Elon and the Little Liars

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Why is Yea Forums so butthurt about Musk?

pop science fags unironically think he's a scientist and not a businessman.

because he stinks

What was up with that AMA at the end? Holy shit. They need to start outright banning audiences at E3.

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Just like my feet! :3

What doesn't?

And i like those UwU

Todd Howard and the Sailaway Boys

howard is like 1.60m

Michael Penis and the Incredible Penis Children

The 6" minutemen

Never Tell Me The Penis Odds

lmao yah like the colonists

Musk is wearing high heels

I want to smell that picture

^^what he said XD

meant not

The False Gods

pppppppppppppppppppppppp

wtf man
Why do you even want to smell sweaty old men?
Are you not just brain damaged but a faggot as well?

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See this moon? You can colonize it.

Catgirl Fallacy

I want to smell that picture

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Two and a half men

Seed feeders.

Stubby and his Gang

Elon’s electric ride featuring the Bethesda boys.

Sml, mdm, and lrg

Americans are so height obsessed

The Rich, The Liar and the Sold Out

Unfinished products

Pope and The Revolution

>We were bullied in high school
>The fiveheads
>We have a combined net worth 25 Billion dollars
>The chess club

BUY MY GAME

newfags don't recognize pimping ed

Reminder that todd lied about being in the chess club

Unironically this, I haven't had sex in months. To all the permavirgins out there, its actually better to have never loved at all than to have loved and had it ripped from you unexpectedly. Fuck this gay earth

Sad

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nice shop

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Delete this picture right now

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When you come out your shit is gone....bitch

>its actually better to have never loved at all than to have loved and had it ripped from you unexpectedly.
this really isnt true, its just something virgins say to cope with the fact that nobody likes them

I mean being a manlet one of those things that lets you do some interesting positions. I, personally, want to eat a girl out while we're both standing up.

t. 5'5 warehouse boy.

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what a regressive photo. needs more diversity desu

>when your girl puts on heels and your face is at the same height as her tits
>tfw hugging like this

Elon is like 6'2

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I don't think Geoff or Elon were bullied tho

Two and a Half Men.

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>Geoff upgraded from Kojima to Elon Musk

>When the height difference is so great that this happens WITHOUT heels.
I unironically like being a manlet. That's the key.

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It's only smellz

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Todd is actually 40ft behind the other two.

Fuck Musk he's a piece of shit, anyone liking him is a typical nufaggot epic ledditor

The Faggots

Yeah what a faggot to send shit into space and make the gayest ever rockets/cars/flamethrowers. How homosexual of him

how tall is she?
im 5'6 and she's 5'9 but with heels its the perfect height

Dude, seriously, stop posting this obvious fake.

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I feel bad for Todd. He didn't ask to be short.

Niether did I

One and Two Half Men

Fucking reptoids, man

I met Todd in person, I'm 5'8, he's no taller than 5'7. The thing that shocked me the most was that he was REALLY fucking skinny.

Wait, what's wrong with Elon Musk now? I guess he is just too effective a guy. That would probably be why they hate him.

>be 5'5" manlet
>gf is 5'0" so it makes no difference

Did anyone see this interview?

youtube.com/watch?v=WVW50KRaBd8

>Elon joined the quest to take the ring to Mount Doom

Is he....ELONGATED?

Peewee's Playhouse

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Elon REEVE Musk
Keanu REEVE

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The Unfinished

Muskrat and the Bandits

Liar Liar

9/11 effort

>I haven't had sex in months
Ohh boo hoo

fuck off gopnik

kek
while you're in here todd whens starfield coming out?

My friend was teaching me judo and our groundwork always ended with her on top of me like this.

The Casuals

Inb4 they are not casuals

>gaben is a manlet
That's news to me.

It's okay Yuri, I'm sure when Elon gets into military contracts, his nukes will kill you all really fast so there will be no pain

The only people who dislike musk are niggers, spics, and muzzies jealous of this fine white mans success. Elon is /our/ guy and he always will be.

Just be happy that you can also theoretically become rich even when youre a bit smaller

Because he's the poster child of "science rules" redditors so Yea Forums will hate him no matter if his business is a failure or success.

Todd Howard is such a fucking hack, they should have gotten Elon Musk in the room with John Carmack

>having sex with friend
>boring as hell
>finish sex session
>it's never satisfactory and I think sex is overrated
Tbh sex is cool, but once you had it it's matter of time until you need something better.
I'm gonna roleplay a fight with my partner in which I fuck her after beating her.
Hope its better than last time.
Getting real tired of that shit.

based

Is Elon tall or are Geoff and Todd just mega manlets? i always got the mipression that Elon Musk was a short guy.

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Nah, Elon's definitely quite tall, he's around 7'9 or something I think.

The Muskrats

Me And Boys
The wasn't there

Taking in account that Todd Howard is 6'6 i think Elon Musk must be 8'1 or something crazy like that.

I have +17 years of judo experience
no bitch can take me on newaza

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I always imagined Gaben as being some yuge 6'3 fat fuck. It's kinda like when I found out that Dick Cheney is only 5'8. That old fuck is so manly looking that I also thought that he was at least 6'4.

It's just like Todd, in the pictures you'd only think he was like 5'6, 5'7 max, but in reality, he's almost 6'9, it's ridiculous.

Baste Geoff

HE'S A FUCKING LEGEND!

Lmao. I'm 5'5 she was 5'10. She also has G cups and is fit. Was nice but I only ever made out with her. Pic related.

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Hey that works too. 2nd hottest basket case I was into was 4'11

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Musk conquerts

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Nice try, Todd, nice try

Drugs and alcohol are better than sex.

Manlet, hairlet, and brainlet

>newaza
oh plz ashiwaza is where its at bro.

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No way

Rocket Dew 76

Underrated

Watch to his legs.

not bad

6'5 here.

Where can I find an attractive 6'10 woman?

>The liars
>Musk and the manlets
>Rich and famous featuring Geoff
>spaceXstarfield
>M3mes

Have you considered black girls?

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Pants on Fire

what DOESN't offend trannies? is there something wrong with them? maybe in their head?

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I am black but I don't know any around my height.

The only woman I know who's 6 feet tall is my oldest sister.

Post pics.

Electronic Lie Orchestra

I've met Markiplier. He's shorter than me and I've a 5'7 manlett. He's maybe 5'5 at most.

Radiotodd

the redditors

I won't post my beloved sister on a cambodian basket weaving forum user.

Markiplier is a hapa, what do you expect? This is what happens when you have yellow fever and knock one of your azn waifus up, you end up with manlet sons almost all of the time unless you get very lucky.

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I don't care about what you think. POST PICS.

I'm 5'10.9. How manlet am I?

Global Warming Killed the Goths

GWKG for short.

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Under 6'2 is manlet so you're pretty fucked

Figures. I do feel really short.

He said something on Twitter that got them really upset which I can't recall. But you know how trannies are though, they never forgive no matter how insignificant the slight.

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You ain't gotta care about what I think, just like I ain't puttin my family on here

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So you should. 5'11 is the average height for 14 year old girls now in America.

anyone they consider 'alt-right adjacent' is a target in their eyes. Anyone who has ever been on the Joe Rogan Experience, anyone who has ever retweeted B*n Shapiro, Jordan Peterson is considered alt-right adjacent.

Unrelenting Douchebags

two and a half men

stop lying to yourself

Lefty reddit (which is most of reddit) despises him though.

Two Cools and a Liar

>All those purple links

Someone is sure obsessed

GMO corn fed, cow growth hormone milk guzzling midwesterners don't count.

Broken Dreams

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>mfw my shortstack gf and i are waiting for marriage to have sex

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M-mommy

He was actually in the Latin club.

Reminds me that Resetera is leading a literal crusade against CDPR for that one minor transgender related faux paux on twitter they made some time last year, apologised for and literally fired the guy responsible

It wasn't even a derogatory remark or anything, it was just an error of judgement referencing a transgender twitter thing that was meant to be entirely good natured as well.

These people are genuinely insane. And in a perfect world, people would be content to ignore them and let them wither in an endless chaotic spiral of attention whoring attention whores attention whoring attention whores.

>All these non-metric system comments

kill yourselves fat niggers

Thrice deceit

Really? I always thought he was like 5’10. He looked kinda tall.

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I was scrolling down to hope someone had already posted "The Musketeers", and imagine my fucking disappointment when I finally see it and it's some stupid fucking bullshit like this because you don't have a single funny bone in your entire fucking body. You ruined it. You ruined my entire fucking next 5 minutes, you uncultured, special snowflake, piece of shit attention whore. There's a reason this is the only (you) you've gotten. You had the opportunity to just say what everyone was thinking, and you 12-year-old'd it up because the obvious just wasn't good enough. Fuck you, fuck your whole stupid gay life.

Metoddlica

Buy Skyrim

What did they mean by this?

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Elon and the munchkins

unironically just fucking cruel

Are you making things up again?

CHESSクラブ98

I already did. Three times.

Would you shrink yourself to 5'6" for 15 million dollars?
If you're already that height or shorter, would you dock another 4 inches for 15 mil?

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Why is his height relevant in this search? What the fuck google?

based

Geoff Keighley and the Broken Promises

Yes. Height is overrated

Fucking kek

Of course I would, how is that even a question?

With 15 mil couldnt you just live off interest?

He is a very intense looking person.

Imagine having him as your boss, his steely, hawk-like eyes staring at you from the beyond the dark, partitioned screens of his office window, your forehead sweating as your fingers dance across the keyboard, feeling your very soul being sucked out by the sheer gravity of his commanding mien, his voice ringing through the overhead speakers of the brutalist, almost military bunker-like bethesda development studio you're housed in, "buy Fallout 76" it would say, over and over again, as another worked in the department succumbs to heart failure under the anxiety, terror and constant pressure of Todd's overbearing presence

I'm 5'7 and I already hate being short so I'm not really sure.

>Mfw 6.3 master race

What does it feel like to be a manlet Yea Forums? I can't imagine what life must be like for you.

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I like Musk only because he casts such a wide net of butthurt

what was that pop science bullshit about and what did it had to do with gaming?