Be professional twitch streamer

>be professional twitch streamer
>slip in the bathtub while drying your hair
>die
damn bros :(
remember to buy an anti slip mat
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>he posted it again

why would you be drying your hair in the bathtub?

I don't usually use the d-word but betting is degenerate.
>inb4 muh poker takes skill

YA YA YEET

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>she's triggered again

>betting is degenerate

So is spending your time shitposting on a weeb website, but here you are.

would've been fine if she was a gamer because no need to bath

>engineering degree
>retarded life decisions

>in the bathtub while drying your hair
how retarded can you be

See? This is why we gamers dont take baths

>walking around making a wet mess in the bathroom before you've dried
I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

I slipped the other day and almost smashed my balls on the edge of the bathtub. I'm ok though don't worry fellow 4channlers :^)

>what are rugs and mats

Just air dry your hair lmao

If you are holding something that can kill you then take some precaucions ffs.

What kind of dumbass uses a blow-dryer IN the bathtub?? Did she not know how electricity works?

why couldnt it have been asmongold bros? :/

That's why you buy a fucking bathroom mat
Did you not have a mother growing up, or what?

>bath
>Asmongold

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unfortunately ass mongol doesn't bathe

they shill the fuck out of poker and the gambling industry in all the STEM classes I've done, it's a part of the cirriculum to know how to play poker and card games because they can be broken down into a mathematical problem.

does your bathroom not have drains?

She slipped and prob smacked her head or broke her neck.

No disgusting germ habitats allowed in my bathroom.

That's why he never brushes his teeth, too dangerous

its suicide isnt it

your bathroom is a germ habitat retard
your loofah
your handles
your tub edges
everything

subhumans who donate to twitch thots deserve death

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>proclaimed math genius with engineer degree and poker star
>found dead in bathtub due to electrocution
>it might have been the hair drier OR the mobile phone she had while being IN the bathtub

Women.

There's a difference between wasting your time and trying to rob your fellow man of their money in a game of chance. Now, I'm not really talking about you and your pals playing in the garage (as long as you don't overdue the stakes) but this gal and the likes of her are pushers of predatory online betting. And that's really not okay!

toasty roastie

burn in hell whore

So because the bathroom is a high risk environment I should go out of my way to make it worse? That's some fucking logic.

Can't die in the bathtub if you don't wanna improve your hygiene.

she fell in the shower

its retarded to be afraid of mats and things you can actually throw in a washing machine when the real dangers lie in the shit you normally use everyday without thinking about

You can wash the bath mats just like you wash your towels and anything else, retard.

Shame, I would totally Poke Her

I'm not afraid of them I just don't see the point when I can just dry in the shower and save myself the hassle and the environment from some needless running of my washer.