Are you still salty?

Rip lumbars for life

Make garbage game
Lie about it at launch
Fix it over years
Everyone forgives you
I hate gamers
This should not have launched in the state it was
Thank god im not retarded and wait until hype phase is over before i buy games

To be salty I would have had to believe in them in the first place. When the only game in their resume before No Man's Sky was Joe fucking Danger do you really think I believed they could deliver a fucking playable universe to us and still make it fun? Anyone who did 15 seconds of research could tell they would fuck it up.

Thank you for fulfilling half of the promises you made based devs. And most importantly thank you for doing it years later rather than on release like you promised

those look really uncomfortable to sit in for a while

no, I haven't played it ever but i heard they actually did a pretty decent job at turning the game around. I'm happy for them. Expectations were always way too high for an indie team

Do gotta give them credit for trying (and slightly succeeding) to salvage the dumpster fire that was no man's sky. Still not worth full price by a long shot but probably worth it during a sale.

Well that would explain why Github has went to shit lately.

I didn't believe the hype around the game but I didn't expect them to just straight lie about features to be honest. The multiplayer lie is just weird, he just straight up lied about it

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Nah. I pirated it, played for a few hours, realized it was a waste of time, deleted it.

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This is what Stockholm syndrome looks like IRL

terminal lumbago

>bought it on launch
>got about 10 hours worth, thought the promised features being missing was bullshit though, people were rightfully mad
>come back to it recently and basically all the promised shit has been added for free, it's a pretty fun survival/exploration game with crafting and building etc., has the promised multiplayer etc.
>got PSVR as a gift this week
>check what games support it
>NMS' next update is gonna have full VR compat
>mfw getting to explore the fucking universe in VR
I'm not salty at all personally, at this point the game is pretty fucking sweet for me and about to get sweeter, though I do get why others were and still are mad.

the person who designed this never fucking coded anything in its existence.

i put 100hrs into no man's sky, is a decent gaem now. can be very comfy too

You might be surprised by how often a person who has never done (x) ends up designing something for (x).

no

NMS fucked up my PS4's GPU. Sony wouldn't refund the game so I returned the PS4 and will never buy anything from Sony again. Great job?

Tea and Noms cunt

I took one glance at this game and called it would be terrible. It's like a whole game made out of shitty draugr caves.

>do coding
>on a fucking laptop
>in a window display

>do actual coding
>2+ screens
>separate keyboard and mouse
>headphones
>proper chair
>somewhere to put a drink
>somewhere to put notepad for writing stuff down

Honestly I think it's quite big of the NMS team that they kept working on the game when they had no incentive to.

Okay, Sean.

I have played it start to galaxy center's finish, around 50 hours and have come to the conclusion that it's not a good game.
Incredible grind with zero to little pay-off. They basically made one solar system's worth of content (I'm being extremely generous with this description) and copy-pasted it times a trillion with le infinite variations.
It's meme technology, similarly to Borderlands' idea of ''unlimited guns''. Exploration isn't interesting because they use the same assets on every planet. The nth time you encounter the same crashed carrier with all the chests in the same places, the derelict science station with the monster eggs, the planet outposts, the space stations with the same layout, you just feel like a huge fucking tool for forcing your suspension of disbelief to go on.
Not to mention that you can't even look around normally inside your space ship, or pan the camera without obstruction in third-person flying probably because of their shitty engine tech.

sounds nice

Looks like a fine billboard to be mugged under.

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what the fuck is reddits problem. these people have too much money and no brain

The devs may be cucks but the game is fine now.

What is this a onions factory?

where is vandalism when you need it

Eh the game is...fine now. But I will give them credit for actually sticking with it and trying to make it better, rather than just kicking a unfinished game out and be done with it.

>guys it is fixed i promise!
the lack of content wasn't the biggest flaw, the shit core gameplay was
>but muh houses and vehicles
it doesnt matter if i have to point a rock with a laser for dozens of hours to get to the "fun part"

Strictly designed to code while dilating
Positioned so you see the next guy display
The only thing missing is a nail bed and a neck chain

This They are afraid that the loose their publisher. Who after NoMansLand would weant to be a publisher of them? Their only hope would be to go self publish. And regarding NOMansLand its not a good move.

and the core gameplay loop has been expanded on greatly

The game's got loads of content now and it was all honored for free.99
Right now I'm waiting for the next gigantic free update. No reason for saltiness.

Didn’t fall for it because I saw earlier on it was just going to be 3D Starbound

I get what you mean but these sort of games are generally marketed at people who enjoy that sort of stuff. There's more to do in the game now though.

Not really. I didn't fall for the game jornos projecting their desires into the game so I didn't expect much at launch and actually quite liked it.

Maybe the designer of this wanted to punish github.

They always self published their garbage games though.

Of course, we are GAMERS.
WE DON'T FORGET.
WE DON'T FORGET.
WE ARE LEGUMES

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>wearing shoes indoors

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3D Starbound sounds pretty fucking awesome you mongoloid (and it is)

Than why do they need HelloGames for? Dont they get pr infrastructure and money from them?

Actually Starbound is still fucking garbage, and the transition from 2D to 3D isn't always a good one either.

>WE ARE LEGUMES

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It's an office space, retard.

I for one can't wait for our maggot sausage dystopia.

>shoes on in bed
is this an american thing?

But what if doggy poop though

Looks like a matrix pod space.

they're called office cleaners

I know technically Hello Games is a small dev team that got in over their heads, but you don't reward someone for doing the beat minimum of making their game chewable to what they promised. The mentality just trickles upwards and is why Ubisoft gets praise for releasing shit games that they give some support to for a while.

Same. If promo materials don't talk about features then the game has no features.

That's retarded, user. You sound like you would beat your kids for the smallest things.

now that's some 8k projecting if I ever saw one

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>pay $60 for a unfinished game
>thanks developers for it after they complete the game years later
>that guy who paid $10,000 to play before it was out
It's no wonder why Gamefreak gets away with Pokemon.

>actually putting laptops on lap
Well I guess they don't want to have kids too.

does the heat render testes unusable?

no mans sky is a really good game and hello games should be commended for not giving up on it.

hi shaun

Yes. I know a guy who's now impotent because of putting his laptop on his lap.

do you prefer the alternative of dropping a shit game and running off?

Yes. It's actually pretty good now. Loads more content. I was actually surprised. I hadn't played it in like two years, and decided to load it up the other day. It's a lot of fun now.

This is how I sit, actually, browsing on the bed.

I prefer not releasing a shit game with false advertising, disappearing for a year, then throwing out a few patches, and then hiring the 8 people still playing your game to shill for you

You know they got bought out by Microsoft?

you have no idea what youre talking about.

I already posted my review itt. It's still extremely shit and barren and considering it was much worse on release, they deserved more than the slap on the wrist that they got for it.
What I don't understand however is that they discarded their very colorful and unique look that the game had in the beginning and exchanged it for boring space sim-aesthetic #2346.

>Laptops on their laps
>Heat lamps inches from their skull
>Horrendous lumbar support
>Legs resting flat
>No neck support
>Shoes in bed
>Barely fits that guy in green

What a fucking nightmare

That's really unhealthy, but I guess making men sterile is the point.

>they got bought out by pakistan
Makes sense

>Cherrypicking

if in america he should get a lawyer. he could be rich.

I can't help but respect that they actually kept going and kept updating it instead of doing an exit scam

My neck hurts looking at this.

>even reddit called them out on their poopoo

do you get a talking to if you dare to sit at that table like a normal person?

how do these bugs code on a laptop wherever they are? I cant code fucking anything unless im at a desk with 2+ monitors.

>husband beats his wife horribly
>over time beats her less and less
>now he only beats her with small and flexible sticks once every few weeks
What a standup guy! Let's reward him for his heroic effort to get where he is today

this game isn't old enough for you to use history revisionism to defend your shit game. It didn't even work with the shitcher trilogy.

>but you don't reward someone for doing the bear minimum of making their game chewable to what they promised.
They didn't do the bare minimum. It far exceeded the ambition of what was pitched and what people had in mind when they saw those trailers.

It's been a 10/10 since Atlas Rises released in 2017. NEXT turned it into a 11/10 and Beyond will likely be a 20/10

I don't have kids, and I believe in forgiveness when deserving over endless punitive measures like you seem to, so I'm not sure why you chose "projection" as the buzzword you were going with. Surely you can think of some other ones.

americans wear shoes in the shower

Hahahaha, I didn't even notice the lamps because they're so close to their heads.

not really t b h.

the comparisons to molyneux were entirely justified, but to their credit they just shut up and patched the game for a few years till it sort of delivered most of what was originally promised.

if ever a game was designed for early access, it was this one.

Sounds like you have daddy/ mommy issues since you keep getting back to this oddly specific topic. have a cyber hug, I don't mean you actual ill will

>They didn't do the bare minimum
indeed, the game still has not delivered everything they promised.
> It far exceeded the ambition of what was pitched
it was pitched as a game with infinite depth, and still is only a game with nigh infinite shallowness.
>It far exceeded what people had in mind when they saw those trailers.
now, here is where you REALLY fucked up.

All this does is incentivise companies to release unfinished games at full price, slowly complete it over the next few years, and then be congratulated for finally doing what they should have done before selling it in the first place. Redditors think they're rewarding the company for finally delivering instead of completely stiffing them, but no matter if it finally meets promises, if you support a product with this kind of history you're telling game developers that this is something they can get away with and use as a viable release cycle.

Thanks for the cyber hug; it felt nice but I really didn't need it and I mean you no ill will either, user. Take care

>de-bro

>Hey bro, whatcha up to, my man?
>Oh, just chillin' out here, with full lumbar support, coding like a fuckin' baller!
>fuckin' rad, bro!
>BROOOOOOO!

Thank goodness they managed to defeat such toxic behavior with their couch lined contortion cells. The bros are truly in ruins.

woah I didn't know they were releasing it in early access they should've told everyone before putting it on sale, maybe the reception wouldn't be as extremely negative

I mean, you're not wrong.

That's the entire current trend: Slowly acclimatize your consumers to deals that are increasingly shitty for them. As you can see it's working out fantastically.

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thank god i only use gitgud.io

>still no news about next update
fuck you Sean.

Orwellian

Thanks for lying to us and then 2 years later meeting us halfway.

Why are you so upset? The amount of "extra" time they sunk into NMS to fix it has not been profitable. They could've pumped and dumped. They got memed for dropping a meme and now they are being thanked for doing the right thing by their consumers. I don't get what terrible thing is occurring here other than you wanted the No Man Plays memes to go on forever.

Yes, I'm sure the effort to fix the game was purely out of passion instead of a calculated means of good publicity so they can remain profitable in the long term.

>he unironically sits in the CuckPose

oh nonono

>All this does is incentivise companies to release unfinished games at full price, slowly complete it over the next few years, and then be congratulated for finally doing what they should have done before selling it in the first place.
This isn't a profitable model, autismo. Most games can about 80% of the staff after launch so having full time higher paid regulars working on content for a game that got skewered by reviews is not going to recapture lost revenues. Dumping the game would be the easy way out. I don't think a billboard is reinforcing notorious companies to make half-assed games, they are making half-assed games because of shitty publishers/poor management.

Aside from the fact that there is a literal business school of thought that says this very thing, doing right by the consumers will see the profits follow, launching a new dud without the stigma of media frenzy is way more profitable than fixing one that is branded in the public eye. Many companies have that business model in fact. This is all distracting from the fact that your post is fucking strawman and you should probably reconsider life decisions if you get this upset over your memes going stale.

they look like fucking animals

wagie wagie in a cagie

I have no mouth but I must scream

>NMS community make a thank you gesture for Hello Games because they stick with the game through thick and thin
>somehow this makes Yea Forums mad

Sure thing, "expert."

>Thick and thin
What
They worked with the money already in their pockets

They're doing their job
"Passion" or not they are doing what they are supposed to do

Most Kickstarter devs would have taken it and run away.

>brick walls
>no windows
>no decorations at all
>barebones furniture

looks very depressing to work at

>Tea&Noms

Their job was to bring out a game that delivered on their promises, not a hackjob that disappointed on all fronts and slowly became better after the fact while still not delivering on half those promises.

>The bad news is you'll never get an office. The good news is you can pretend you're at a communist summer camp!

Yeah, but that's what they were supposed to do, even after the lies

Low energy, user.

You SHOULD be salty. They lied and delivered a garbage fucking product. I don't care if they "fixed it for free" you damn coporate cuck, that attitude is half the reason these faggots get away with this shit. You should demand the respect you deserve as a consumer lest your only value becomes your coin purse.

>wife beating analogy

Why? I've had a good laugh at all the retards who bought it.
Didn't even pirate that trash.

Not really. I watched it all the way from reveal to release but was too broke to afford a $60 on launch. Heard it was a catastrophy and bought it a few months ago used for $10 to see the trainwreck for myself. It's surprisingly pleasant nowadays.

Listen to that applause

>They worked with the money already in their pockets
And there was nothing stopping them from taking that money and walking. Hell, that's what everyone expected them to do. If nothing else the fact that they're still updating the game is enough to make me believe that the abysmal state of the launch was mostly incompetence rather than malice and greed. If fixing the game was some calculated PR move they'd have ditched it long ago after it became serviceable and the normies forgave them so they could hype up their next release, so as far as I can tell they either actually give half a shit, or they're even more incompetent than I thought.

I'm not particularly mad, but crowdsourcing a marquee to thank them is beyond stupid
People with too much time and money in their hands, moved by feelings for a product they paid for
Sean should be happy his game became a cuck farming machine
Maybe the game repetitive nature includes some kind of hypno shit, 2bh

>its ok to lie to me
Look at this fucking cuck

>The cropped out black video in the side

Kek

the fuck is (((de-broing))) supposed to be? employers were having too much at work and that need to be taken care of?

who's this dude?

emasculating