Get brought along to some social gathering

>get brought along to some social gathering
>some guy starts mentioning videogames and looks towards you
What do?

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Wink.

stop being autistic and have a conversation with him about video games, potentially make a new friend, have fun, go home and play video games. Tis not that hard user.

>Video games? No, thank you, friend. I outgrew those years ago. I'm currently reading The Great Gatsby. So which of you ladies am I penetrating first?

Sure bud, I'm spending 10 hours on Smash every day.

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dilate

Still here, Quentin?

Call him a faggot for playing video games before going into a tirade about the pros and cons of every single FE girl from memory

I have a cousin who always tries to talk about games with me because he thinks that's the only thing we could talk about. He's right.

I found out that my friends are routinely nervous that I'm going to shit on people for their tastes. Some woman mentioned she marathoned The Walking Dead and adored it and two of my friends just looked at me like they were scared I was going to make her cry.

If he's cute I'd take him home and ride him until his dick fell off. If he's under an 8 I'd likely just roll my eyes at him.

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London?

L O N D O N

>and two of my friends just looked at me like they were scared I was going to make her cry.
Jesus what did you do to make them that cautious in the first place

Newcastle?

>they were scared I was going to make her cry.
Well, did you?

>If he's under an 8 I'd likely just roll my eyes at him.
Y-you mean like inches?

why would he be under 8 years old?

I know you aren't a girl but I still want to know whether or not you happen to live in London.

Do you have a cute dick?

>Oh! What games? I like Fortnite and Mario Bros, bing bing wahoo as they say haha...
>sweats and tugs on collar

>did ya watch E3?

Acted like an edgy Yea Forumstard outside the site. No one told him that people don't really act that way.

Do you really have to ask, dweeb?
No.

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>no dick
literally who the fuck cares then retard

>no cute dick
You need to lower your standards, faggot.

Fart

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Alright boys that was a false alarm. We still don't have a boyslut, I repeat, still no boysluts. Disperse, DISPERSE.

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>no dick

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god why does this expression make me diamonds

>no dick
Fucking gross lady nobody wants that.

Am I supposed to be upset? Yea Forums has the worst game.

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seething post op tranny
real question why do trannies get their dick removed? its the only thing separating them from just being a knockoff version of ugly women

If I was an incel with no game I'd actually give a fuck about what you think. I'll give my bf a kiss for you, roastie.