Hear a knock on the door

>hear a knock on the door
>open to this
>what would you do?

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Kill them and have my name recorded in the annals of history for all nights to come.

what's todd's official height again?

6'8"

So a manlet, a pedo, and a corporate jew walk into a bar

1.5m

why is Todd the tallest one

Laugh at the small Howard at my house.

hello there mr. musk, i see you helping your little son there sell candy for his middle school fundraiser. how old is that little rascal now? 12? you'll hit that growth spurt soon little guy! oh hello there mr. keighley i see my mountain dew and doritios have arrived, very good, very good.

>sees 3 successful alpha males
>immediately goes into defensive stance
>uhhh, at least I am............ *thinking noises*.......
>uhh im taller than 1 of them!!

Yikes, this is why you will never be an alpha, focus on actually improving yourself and trying to achieve things in life and stop worrying about measuring yourself against others success.

Elon is one big guy

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Play Skyrim while riding Tesla drinking mountain dew and eating doritos

fuck off todd

t.manlet

Why's Elon a pedo? cause he dated a 30 year old?

HAHAHAHAHHAHA

how do I do this part
>stop worrying about measuring yourself against others success
every time I try to do something I think will improve my life my family calls me retarded and they yell at me and i go back to the cellar
I wanna not hburt no more

Invite Todd in. Tell everyone else to leave.

its a joke on how he called the guy that saved all those trapped little boys a pedo

No I'm just a successful dude who is trying to give you some advice. Stop trying to put others down, you're never going to become happy that way :) Fix the problems in your own life, there are obviously many.

>what would you do?
>come on in bros Halo 3's all loaded up and ready to go
>you got the weed Elon?

Invite everyone in and smoke while talking about sex mods in Skyrim

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>"Haha look at Todd, what a fucking manle-"
>I'm hardly an inch taller

kill fuck marry

Holy fuck, what happened to the priest? He aged so much.

fuck Elon marry Todd kill Keighley

"Bezos has a better plan for the development of space based technologies and habitats than you, and also has the money and contracts to succeed at it."

Lanklet 6'3">
Tall man 6'0" - 6'3"
Man 5'10" - 6'0"
Short man 5'7" - 5'10"
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