I can't think of a more pathetic fanbase than Danganshitters. Imagine devoting your life to one of the worst mystery franchises on the planet where every single character is so one dimensional it hurts. Their character trait is their entire personality. And don't get me started on le epic hope man, the most overrated character in the entire history of video games. Danganshitters standards sure are low if Nagito is the most beloved character of the entire franchise.
Take away the one dimensional shitty Japanese pop culture reference characters and what do you have left? An insanely easy game where the """"""""""""""""mysteries"""""""""""""" are laughably easy to figure out. Not even once was I surprised by it's """"""""twists"""""""""""". It's all so easy to figure out and by the time you've figured it out, you're just waiting for the retarded characters to exposition dump their retarded reasoning behind the mystery. It's a mystery game where you're forced to see bumbling retards trying to figure out babbys first mystery and there's nothing you can do about it. Nothing to speed up the process other than holding the skip button. Imagine unironically liking Danganronpa. Imagine unironically eating shit.
did something happen to the ip? also, magic isn't real you can't change what you are, dumb tranny witches
Joshua Smith
TLDR and based
Robert Gray
epic post my friend
Isaac Perez
Holy fucking based This complete fucking Chad is dropping golden truth bombs on witches AND Dangit Ron Paul shitters, and basically, you're fucking stupid. He's banging every fragment of their girl in every conceivable hole that has ever existed. His dick turned their uterus into a closed room mystery for his sperm. Please OP please, please stop this is a genocide, you'll be arrested for war crimes oh no no no
>Danganshitters had trouble with the gravel murder >Danganshitters had trouble with the closed room murder >Danganshitters thought Hopemans death was "smart" Yikes.
I used to beat my friends with socks filled with sand, so yeah, kinda.
Easton Diaz
Battler literally wanted to bang a guy who crossdressed as his mother and had a mutilated dick.
Tyler Ortiz
He based.
Nolan Scott
He can't help it. He's such an uberchad he banged every girl in his school, this is canon by the way. Banging big titty chicks is just second nature to him, he knows no bounds. He even felt up his cousin and admired her tits, that's how alpha he is. Witches: BTFO Virgins: BTFO Chestlets: BTFO Ass "men": BTFO Ron Paul: BTFO
Brayden Reyes
What kind of pathetic man get's so excited over a fake anime man's achievements.
I've been reading Umineko lately and I didn't think it would be that good but it actually is. I really love how sometimes they foreshadow things, for example I just got here and Battler doesn't seem to know what the whole "Fall, fall" thing means. I'm pretty sure that this Battler is somehow a fake one.
I wish I could lose my memories from brain damage and play it again
Luke Gonzalez
>heard umineko was one of the best VNs to ever be written >it got a steam release >it had no voice acting included even though the original release had a full japanese voice over instantly refunded
Zachary Bailey
b & r
Robert Sanchez
>Umineko only has walls of dialog and I have no problem reading it >Danganronpa tries to have "Exciting gameplay" and I'm falling asleep by chapter 3
Eli Stewart
original release doesn't have full japanese voice over retard PS3 rerelease does and the company that made it went bankrupt so they couldn't release it on steam
Joseph Anderson
I literally just saw you in /vp/, why the hell are you posting this in every board?
Wait until the future stuff with Ange, what a fucking drag it ruins the episode.
Dylan Richardson
HE CAN'T BE STOPPED
Jose Gonzalez
I fucking loved Umineko never finished ep8; can't remember why. Time to throw away 100+ hours rereading it from the beginning since I've forgotten too many details.
The only good game was the first one, and that was barely a 7/10.
Joshua Murphy
ULTIMATE LUCK
Jayden Young
Was Erika gay or pretending to be gay to hide her feelings for Battler?
Ryder Ross
>He thinks that it's a coincidence that the person that takes care of him hid him from a hospital, because it would draw attention to the both of their identities >He thinks it's a coincidence that Ikuko found him while driving (if that's even true) in the first place, when Ikuko is depicted as a largely private person that never really leaves her mansion >He thinks that it's a coincidence that Ikuko just happens to love mysteries, just like Yasu >He thinks it's a coincidence that Ikuko happens to be extremely invested in the rokkenjima incident >He thinks it's a coincidence that Ikuko found the bottles (in the manga) >He thinks it's a coincidence that the two live together in a platonic relationship for years, when Yasu's genitals got mutilated falling off a cliff >He thinks it's a coincidence that Ikuko is extremely wealthy and lives alone in a secluded mansion, when episode 7 points out that there was a third mansion that existed before Kuwadorian was built, and that Yasu had liquidated a decent chunk of the gold >He thinks the number hints in the names are just a coincidence and have nothing to do with battler and beato
What are the odds of all those things just being coincidences, It must be crazy, something like one in a quadrillion
do you actually think you're the only one who "figured that out"? that was solved back when ep8 came out you deluded tranny yet nobody wants it to be true because do you fucking retard realize that it actually makes the story much worse?
Camden Howard
Not that guy but why would it make it bad? Battler gets to fuck a tranny?
Jace Thompson
>yet nobody wants it to be true because do you fucking retard realize that it actually makes the story much worse? How? Because then Yasu isn't punished for her actions?
Henry Rodriguez
>Chad Battler being in a platonic relationship ever
Juan Gonzalez
I'm having trouble solving bern's game in ep8 Am I a brainlet?
Christian Barnes
how does it make it worse why does it matter if it makes the story worse if it's what actually happened why am I a tranny who are these nobodies who don't want it to be true why are you so upset
HOLY mother of BASED DAB ON CHIAKIKEKS DAB ON JUNKOKEKS DAB ON IBUKIKEKS DAB ON HOPEKEKS DAB ON VIRTUAL NOVELS
Cameron Rodriguez
Higurashi is still miles better than this shit.
Dylan Stewart
>still uses the metashit but with no purpouse other than 4lolz >no pacing in the slice of life scenes >a million shitt character arcs that go nowhere >the fucking hands >that shitty music >deus ex god
OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Noah Ortiz
>randomly clicked kyrie, rudolf and battler on culprit select >It was right FUCK, I really wanted to solve it properly, now I've ruined it.
I agree with you. Ikuko=Yasu was just dumb theory people posted for shits and giggles after ep8. Her being Yasu would go against Yasu's character that was shown both in game and manga, and would nullify her redemption on the boat.
I'd bump 5 a bit higher, it did introduce best girl Erika after all.
Jaxson Reyes
While not the best, it's one of the better. Main part was dull, but at least it finally answered almost everything about the mysteries (and while Will's explanations for murders were obtuse some anons did decipher them). Tea Party, on the other hand, elevated it to one of the wildest rides of the franchise.
Lucas Hernandez
Only parts i like about 7 were obviously the Tea Party and Kinzo's backstory, its just a matter of preference for me Ah, fair i did forget about her, I'll swap it with 8
Easton Morris
Umineko sucks and anyone who likes it is fag.
Jayden Moore
If you didn't enjoy the main part of episode 7 Umineko it means that the themes of it never resonated with you, and it's fundamentally not for you.
The best thing about Umineko is that its so fucking long and niche literally no one who hates it has actually read it fully. Shitposts can be seen from a mile away
Michael Sullivan
Odd > even
Gavin Wood
You must not have been around for the shitstorm around the release of EP7/8
Caleb Evans
Shit taste. Ep.7 tea party is peak umineko and Ep.4 is fucking boring trash with all those Ange stuff. in fact anything involving Ange is boring, such shit character.
Robert Taylor
>golden truth bombs Are they big bombs or small bombs?
Ethan Price
>OBJECTIVE UMINEKO EPISODE RANKING
>Kino Episode 3 Episode 6 Episode 7 Tea Party
>Great Episode 5 Episode 8 Second Half Episode 1
>Good but some parts drag Episode 4 First Half Episode 1
>Meh Rest of Episode 7
>Shit Episode 2 Fuck romance and fuck fantasy scenes, they could have introduced them so much better, no wonder so many people quit after this shit
Why all the hate? Why all the disdain? I'll have you know that danganronpa V4 is in the work, we're aiming for the MAGICAL HOPE theme this time. Stay tuned!
>You are all alone on this island. And of course, I am not you. Yet I am here, now, and will kill you. Who am I? Even if most of EP4 kind of dragged on (escape from the dungeon, hijinks with goat-kun, wacky Siesta) the ending was pure gold.
I haven't but I know it has crazy foreshadowing and after knowing about Yasu all the romance scenes take a whole different light. Still boring the first time.
Thinking about either giving another try to Higurashi or re-read Umineko again before Ciconia
Not him but it's worse because Beatrice sinking to the bottom of the ocean was the best scene in the whole VN and it would be completely ruined if Yasu is still alive.
Characters being one dimensional is a huge flaw acctually, but at least pacing is good because we don't get 50 hours of nothing just to get their character developement. They could focus more on two or three side characters and give them more personality traits though.
NO, not at all. The blurred photographs are way better than the HD backgrounds, even if they're really good I won't good I won't admit. The photographs are way better to create the atmosphere.
I'm not denying the amount of love that was put into the remade PS3 version, because it's one of the best remakes I've ever seen in my life so don't get me wrong. It's perfect for a re-read but ideally you'd want to experience Umineko as close as the original way
Julian Moore
It's one of those fucked up concepts that Ryukishi just can get away with, in that sense i understand why people were pissed at him.
like if there is even the little most remotely chance the red truth might mean something else; you are fucked. At least I am glad they awknowledged this very early into the story.
William Butler
It's the opposite. The red truth is presented as something that makes the mysteries more difficult for Battler but in reality it does nothing but help you. Having facts is better than not having them and without at least one red truth anywhere in the VN solving a mystery would be impossible using deductive reasoning. Sure it's set up in a way where it attempts to confuse you but if you see through it it's nothing but an aid.
Leo Williams
>relies on steroids to get fit It's brought up once in EP1 that Battler is ripped as hell and then kind of forgotten.
Adrian Perry
We all know if Ryu had the decision he would choose 100% the updated backgrounds.
Jayden Nguyen
Not sure if this is based or cringe
Nicholas Phillips
UWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dylan Baker
This but unironically. The voice acting in the remake is absolutely phenomenal from everyone besides bern, and even still I'd recommend people play it without voice acting for their first time.
Gavin Clark
Battler says in Episode 1 he used weird tablets in the past. according to the logic of this VN, the possibility he is a steroid monger is real
Gavin Evans
>danganronpa series is in trouble because of a thinly veiled seacats thread >komaeda saves it like it's nothing >again he just keeps doing it
Carter Sanchez
UUUUUOOOOOOOOOO DAME DA ZENZEN DAME DA UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Cameron Rogers
The devs pretty much put dangan ronpa to rest. There was a lab zero dangan ronpa fighting game planned but spike chunsoft said the IP was dead and dropped it.
Sebastian Ward
>except Bern
What.
Juan Cox
While I'd suggest to experience umineko with original sprites and backgrounds too, the voice acting that came with ps3 version is just too great to pass.
Colton Peterson
Mint.
Jayden Kelly
Her voice acting isn't as good as everyone elses.
Kevin Lee
Eva>Natsuhi>shit>Kyrie=Rosa
Connor Williams
>besides bern nigga what
Chase Adams
How much I bet if I re-read Umineko with original sprites I would hate it? It's all about what you experience first, you nostalgia morons.
I read it with ps3 sprites first then re-read after few years with original sprites. Loved both versions, just needed about a hour to adjust to original sprites.
Joseph Moore
There were what, 4 core people working on Umineko? R07, BT (rip), his brother and Dai as a sound director. From Ciconia's credits it seems that he has an actual team now. I wish zts would return to make a few tracks
Justin Collins
The only original sprite I like better than the PS3 version is Battler.
>>nostalgia fags want to deprive new readers with this inmense concentration of SOUL >read umineko in early 2016 with OG sprites Try harder
Xavier Thompson
He didn't make any music for RGD or Trianthology. He also wasn't credited in Ciconia trailer. Either he can't make it for some reason or there's been some falling out, I don't know.
Xavier Cruz
Forget Beato Battler should fuck Ange___
Cooper Perry
You can get all sorts of STDs from sticking your dick into raw minced meat
I just can't see how anyone can enjoy anything with a straight face after v3. I don't give a shit what that hack Kodaka says, the audience was intended to shit on the playerbase.
Asher Morales
I haven't even finished umineko yet and I already wish I could erase my memories of it and play it for the first time again.
Wyatt Hall
it's all incest anyway
Aiden Wood
Dude, you got into it at the best moment. WTC5 coming in less than 2 months and Umineko Episode 9 in Winter.
Dylan Baker
Read Higurashi too while you're at it.
Ian Ward
having to use /pol/memes to shitpost
at least be original before starting a fanbase war
