Guys..p-please don't leave me. I-I can still get into Smash...I p-promise

It's tough. I started on the steve train about a year ago as someone who never played smash who just wanted to stir shit up in smash threads, and through ironically shitposting in supporting Steve I began to get interested in smash, I even got a switch just for smash when it came out, my ironic shitposting turned in to a genuine desire for him to be in the game and now I just feel empty inside.

Attached: Steve1.png (960x540, 270K)

>this post is extremely low quality

>anymore

You think I'll just disappear?

Attached: never.png (1060x714, 863K)

>banjews are STILL assblasted
How does he do it?

Attached: 1538434796292.png (1478x831, 533K)

THERE ARE TWO MORE SLOTS DUMB NIGGER FUCKS

steveposting is funny but like all things becomes a cancer when overdone

that steve animation made by futuristichub was kino

It was funny in the first few threads. Then it quickly became forced to hell and back.
Not even a smashfag, you trannies need to stop.

Already taken, sorry!

Attached: photo5769216139363202143.jpg (850x447, 68K)

He's a literal master mind

Where did this ridiculous model of steve come from anyway?

Don't give up stevebro, there's 2 slots still, and it B&Kfags since smash 1 too get into smash. Considering minecraft is towards the top of best selling games of all time, it revitalized the whole sandbox architect building sim of games, it's noteworthy and you guys got a new game recently too with your minecraft/diablo hybrid game. Sit back and relax.

Based and blessed

Attached: 1543514701513.png (800x807, 790K)

literally discord trannies

D E A D M E M E

Attached: 1553394762076.jpg (1446x776, 55K)

Sakurai

This is best timeline endgame shit here, I really really hope it's this.

based
fucking discord tranny niggers are literally responsible for ALL the dumb steveposting

Attached: STEEVIE STEEVIE COPE AND SEETHY.jpg (1920x1920, 1.01M)

>le discord tranny boogeyman
when will this low-tier meme end?

Attached: tee spin.jpg (798x598, 97K)

>Joker: Atlus Rep.
>The Hero: Square Rep.
>Banjo and Kazooie: Microsoft Rep.
lmoa, the next rep will be from Capcom and the final rep will be from either Bethesda or Konami. The September direct will also announce a 2nd Fighter/Echo pass (3 fighter, 3 echo), with the first Fighter and Echo Fighter announced at TGA 2019.

Attached: 1559105532907.png (665x665, 587K)

I only grow stronger

Attached: ♣.png (797x709, 625K)

I’m not going to lie to you, Minecraft Steve, although the answer may be difficult for you to hear. This is the truth. Banjo devoted his life to protecting the dreams of rosterfags. Because of his selflessness, when he died, he was allowed to keep his body and travel to Smash. You, on the other hand, have spent your life in pursuit of your own selfish desires. You’ve caused too much pain. When you die, you will not receive the same reward.

Attached: 1538439532130.jpg (1081x1080, 122K)

Anyone else feel like becoming christians after seeing Banjo get in? Banjo, the good, is granted eternal life in Smash. Steve, the evil, is granted eternal torment. I feel like I understand the cosmos a bit more for some reason.

I didn't mind steve posting until after Nintendie E3, when you Stevies clearly didn't know how to continue. Find a good angle to trolll, or just die out. You had your war against Banjokes, you lost.... My advice is drop talking shit about Banjo, and just focus on fucking with whatever the most desired roster addition is.

Attached: goodguyswonWW2.png (814x501, 659K)

>mfw banjoke is a tier 99 pick and never gets played

Attached: 1560158940552.png (960x540, 310K)

Anyone have the video of Steve raping Banjo and then turning him into an assist trophy and shoving him up his ass?

Tier 99 pick is still able to be picked.

you need me

Attached: Ô.png (1069x710, 601K)

yes

If banjo is not viable and never picked can you really say hes in?

Attached: 1560140882443.png (1920x1080, 882K)

May I see it?

Oh I don't have it I was just saying someone did

Some of them are on legit suicide watch.

Attached: 5636282E-C04C-43D2-A451-B27F8B58E5A8.jpg (926x1024, 118K)

Hang in there Stevebro, we're all gonna make it.
files.catbox.moe/1nymwl.mp4

Attached: 1549861545775.jpg (1200x675, 156K)

Touhou is surprisingly popular with Japanese Elementary school girls, like, REALLY popular. For that reason alone, it wouldn’t surprise me in the slightest to see Reimu.

Toss in Doomguy to counterbalance it, and it’s a perfect DLC lineup.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Attached: 1560286111761.png (637x716, 690K)

Based Piccolobro.

>suicidal daisyfag
nothing of value is lost.

Sounds awesome! That means he won’t have a counter play as people won’t know the matchup. Thanks Minecraft Steve, I hope this comes true.

Now that I have Banjo I have no objection to Steve getting in, just for the life of me I can't come up with a decent moveset for him.

I'd be fine with this, if it happens.

Who even made this hideous shit?
Like where did this fucking creepy model originate?

Attached: f12.jpg (680x695, 16K)

How can there be 99 tiers if there isn't even 99 characters?

I have objections to Steve purely because how obnoxious and ungrateful Stevecucks are. No, fuck them. I hope they get absolutely NOTHING. No Mii costume. No Spirits. Nothing at all.

They are far and away the worst fanbase to have ever cropped up from the Smash community. Fuck Zoomers.

>completely abandoned all logic and given in to what the fans want
What the hell are these people smoking? Including a character with a high level of fan demand and company history is the most logical thing you could do.

>anymore

Yes, objectively so.

That render always gets a good laugh out of me. It's from Yea Forums I remember the fun thread where the download link was first dropped

Why did Bomberman get cucked then?

forbidden knowledge

Attached: ↨.png (1516x849, 1.04M)

You think we'll remember Steveposting a year from now? God, can you even remember the memes of yesteryear? What was the hot new thing in 2018?

Attached: 1537686002642.png (591x422, 29K)

We'll always have that video to educate future generation of what went down in the Banjo Steve war

I don't see how being an assist trophy is "cucking." It's like saying Shovel Knight got cucked, he's in the biggest big deal video game crossover out there in any way at all.

cuccs, sois, and NPC. all of which only died due to the mods actively censoring them through speech filters

Attached: steveposting faggot.png (1200x1100, 524K)

I always saw the AT status as a stepping stone. Today's AT might become tomorrow's character; just look at Little Mac, Isabelle and Dark Samus. I imagine Isaac and Waluigi will be added eventually, even if it's not for several games. You just gotta be patient and not die

>H-hey Ashley... we're on the same side, aren't we?
>W-we're both victims here... you'll support me, right?
>*beep*beep*beep*

Attached: calling ashley.jpg (1194x1440, 794K)

>CalartsToads

Attached: fulgore.png (500x579, 666K)

Based

>Konami
They got their characters in the base game.

He got no music at all, it''s inexcusable

>People actually put effort into making content for it
>"it's shit"

Attached: 1550128750157.gif (607x609, 754K)

Because Simon is way more important, and there was room for only one more Konami character.

Does he still post? I'm gonna laugh if he's legit dead.

Attached: fawful.gif (200x200, 15K)

>Reimu

Attached: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.jpg (680x453, 50K)

anyone still have the video of the grinch video? you know the one

Ofc, but people are bombarding the faggots twitter to keep up his promise.

Fucking spineless, backpedaling faggot. Just get it over with.

Attached: spy.png (377x567, 225K)

This meme has no legs anymore because now he has zero chances of getting in, there can't be two microsoft reps. At least before you could entertain the low chances but now there's nothing, there are no stakes. It's over.

I hope every single one of you Discord niggers gets cancer and dies a painful death.

Good, let it die and die with it

I could still see him getting COSTUMED.com

I have to put a lot of effort into taking a dump, doesn't make it not shit.

Smashfags truly are the most autistic fanbases, imagine getting this upset over a video game character

Is it a zoomer? Not surprised if it is.

That’s not a Smashfag. That’s a porn-obsessed antiSmash Zoomer, roleplaying as a cumslut for attention on Twitter.

Fuck that, stevecunts have been some of the worst shitposters last year and now we have the right to steal this meme to mock them.
youtu.be/ub46uT3VN1c

Jesus Christ

Attached: SmartSelect_20190614-012901_Twitter.jpg (1044x1544, 665K)

so if microsoft sent over banjo, who would sony send?

Attached: Toro-Station-Service-End.jpg (600x337, 40K)

>furaffinity.net
But of course

Attached: 1558975879714.jpg (346x427, 56K)

kratos i guess? Jak and daxter? rachet and klank?........kat?

Attached: D84gDFUXsAYlEms.jpg (900x1200, 172K)

Imagine thinking this

but we got Richter too

If you shit in your garden, you might nurture a beautiful rose bush.

my garden is overrun with mint, that shit is a fucking weed and spreads via a singular root system running just a couple inches underground and it NEVER FUCKING STOPS

Attached: beating.png (306x409, 63K)

>mfw its just a joke

Attached: heyheyanongetyourhandsoffmyfuckingdick.jpg (600x300, 27K)

i hope

I don't think this account is actually series

Fuck rosebushes. I never did a damn thing to a rosebush in my life but they hate my gay ass something fierce. I swear the one that used to be in my front bed would reach out to scratch me, anywhere there was bare skin it'd go straight for.

Echo fighter retard. Are you stupid?

Does this mean the Grinch anal vore video got vindicated?

A little bit

Attached: Nyeh.jpg (1200x675, 59K)

Minecraft Steve was some of the best shitposting and OC we've had in years, it's the direct heritage of the grinch leak.

Attached: image.png (960x540, 839K)

DO YOU KNOW DA WEY?

It's okay, little Stevie. I believe you can get in!
As a Mii costume

Attached: 1530191534725.png (960x569, 224K)

How does Sonic feel knowing that his franchise is barely alive thanks to smash and furries?

Attached: 1433037091975.png (1000x1000, 515K)

This, this right there. This is what needs to happen.

youtube.com/watch?v=4-zUR4F7nMA
BTFO

Attached: BEST PLANT.png (523x434, 379K)

imagine the pure salt and rage it took to make this shitshow

I mean all things considered there's 2 more characters who could easily be anything.

silence, discord janny

Why don’t people realize these tweets
Are Larping? This entire site is larping nobody really behaves like this it’s the tor shit and miiverse shitposting all over again. You know this shitty website once had a rule of not taking Yea Forums outside of Yea Forums now you got Pepe shit everywhere and children in a Steve shitposting server who can’t even get the oh no no no meme correctly what the fuck happened to this place and you people I know Yea Forums is a place to shitpost vent and act retarded but that’s the deal this is Yea Forums that is Twitter. When you do it with username attached you look retarded and it stops being laughing with you and laughing at you. I can’t bring the old days of this site back but for fucks sake keep your shit here instead of bringing it to other websites where you have a username.

Would banjofags even object? All they really wanted was their character to be in the game at all

Nondiscord stevefag here, handsome steve is the greatest meme to grace Yea Forums in the last years and I hope people will continue posting it until all slots are revealed

Attached: 1538708573863.png (574x373, 536K)

OH LOOK, WHAT CRINGY CHILDREN! SEE THEM SHITPOST, WATCH THEM MEME
HOW I HATE THOSE SEETHY STEVIES, HOW THEY MAKE ME WANT TO SCREAM
I'VE GOT A LITTLE SEEEECRET, THAT'LL REALLY MAKE 'EM CRY
IT'S A BASED KIND OF MAGIC, FROM A REDPILLED KIND OF GUY
THIS INVITE'S MADE TO ORDER, BUT IT ISN'T TO BE READ
WHEN THEY OPEN UP THIS LETTER, THEY'RE SUCKED INSIDE INSTEAD TO THE MOST UNPLEASANT PLACE THEY'VE EVER SEEN!
THE SPIRIT COLLECTION OF I.M. MEEN!
VERY SCARY AND CONFUSING
DESTINATION OF MY CHOOSING
SPIRIT COLLECTION OF I.M. MEEN!

Attached: 1559538521884.png (856x682, 568K)

I'm a pretty hardcore Banjofag and I loved the Steveposting. Aside from the obligatory wojack/pepe edits, it was a fountain of OC.
I don't understand how people take the game so seriously as to get genuinely offended/mad over rosterfag shitposting. I think it's hilarious.

Fuck off already Bombermanfag.

Minecrap

Use the screaming face when he’s getting hit. That was funny, though

Attached: 731476FD-3D69-4F22-91BF-6085301AE72A.jpg (1024x731, 107K)

People who kept posting these shitty renders were never fans of Steve. Just shitposters.
If they were actually fans they'd post how Steve actually looks like, not the shitposting bait render.

More banjofags have gone onto antisteve posting now than the original shitposts.

>I always saw the AT status as a stepping stone.
not when the next game will likely reduce the number of characters for the first time

I heavily doubt they are being anywhere genuine here, but then again we're talking about smelly ass smashfags.

Dunno man I waited all those years for Ridley and still main him despite being a shitter.

It got obnoxious from time to time, but it genuinely united a lot of anons too. Then again, that fucking Banjo anal rape video is proof that some of them are legitimately autistic and believed in Steve that much, so I dunno. It was all pretty fun for the most part.

Attached: COLLAGE UPDATE FINAL.jpg (730x464, 98K)

>go into steve discord
>nobody is playing minecraft
It's very telling

what would Doom's icon be? No way in hell would they put a goat's head or some shit in there.

Vega

Reimu confirmed for cute!

>Banjo's webpage is STILL not there
What cruel trick are you pulling on us this time Steve

His face.

Attached: 1393515902342.png (445x404, 15K)

Imagine those expressions fully realized in HD

kys yourself.

Post the ones that got in laughing to spit on Stevefags

Attached: Dq8vGKeV4AI5QXH.jpg (1199x660, 125K)

>this fanservice game adding a fanservicing character isn't logical
nigger what

I can’t be the only person here who finds this year-long Steve thing unfunny and a waste of energy and time.

UAC logo (modern or classic)
the slayer's mark (for zoomers)
i think it would fit better as his hud picture

Attached: uac.jpg (2000x1220, 92K)

That was pretty good.

>Best game ever
>Shaped a generation of autism
>Muh sales! Muh sales!
>Still gets cucked by a "dead franchise"
>Everyone is happy
If your block sim is so damn popular then why isn't it in Smash now? Why did Banjo-kazooie get in and not Steve? Wasn't Nintendo supposed to follow the shiny coin and cash in on them kiddy bucks?

Attached: 1560320638259.gif (550x521, 278K)

Steve After Not Surviving

Attached: 1530955227065.png (883x1029, 626K)

>Banjo
>Microsoft rep
Nobody associates Banjo with Microsoft though. Even the trailer emphasized this.

I actually prayed to get Banjo-kazooie in. I prayed exactly, "Next Sunday, I'll go to church if this happens." It then happens, and guess when is my next off? Sunday.

I never get Sundays off.

God is literally telling me to pay up.

That cheeky fuck, I love him all over again.

Attached: this-guy-right-here-he-frickin-gets-it.jpg (400x300, 85K)

A fun fact was that was made days before the reveal.

Took entirely too much time making this.

Attached: HowBanjoMadeItIn.jpg (850x3128, 189K)

I still think that Minecraft Steve is very much a possibility. Unitl then I'll enjoy Hero.

You mean this one?
youtube.com/watch?v=ub46uT3VN1c

>"it's cope time"
>little kid screaming
>"I'M GETTING A TATTOO OF BANJO'S FACE ON MY LEFT NUT"
Goddamn this never gets old

Attached: 1560452640144.jpg (2047x1303, 2.01M)

: )

Spyro gets in for that last "fuck you" to PlayStation All Stars.

I just really hope its not Crash

why user

that anal rape video was content kino

twitter.com/boosk_i/status/1138488158545485829

Attached: file.png (946x2048, 835K)

but the fact of the matter is that Microsoft OWN Banjo now, this was a deal between Nintendo and Microsoft, and for all intents and purposes, as one of the 5 DLC characters, Banjo represents Microsoft.

Now, there is nothing saying "there can only be one rep per company", that's just something we're assuming so far

>files.catbox.moe/1nymwl.mp4

lmao that video is perfect. i can die happy now after seeing steve dick

It wouldn’t be Steve, but we could still very well get a second MS rep. The only other game we have to go on for DLC is Smash 4. And way in which they are handling DLC now is a lit more planned out.

steve getting in as a mii costume would be the ultimate fuck you and I really want to see it happen

the ultimate fuck you would be nothing at all

Here's a update.

Attached: Screenshot_20190611-124633.jpg (977x1362, 517K)

It's over...

Attached: fallen_fandom.png (841x473, 557K)

>Capcom
What is Ryu/Ken?

AND Megaman

Nothing at all still leaves him was a sliver of hope. Getting a Mii costume or even a spirit is a completely shut down.

I sincerely doubt we would be getting any echoes as apart of any fighter pass. As extra DLC sure, but no way in hell are they in the fighter pass.