How to get a gf like this?

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Climb up sheer cliffs with your bare hands, eat a hundred apples in 5 seconds, and crossdress.

>be fit, be courageous and honorable
it's impossible for us user

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just be yourself :)

You dilk, get a life virgin

>Wanting elves as gf
You people disgust me and will be the first to go

You Dilk, get a life.

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Yeah dilk, get a life.

That's not an elf though. Hylians are literally just pointed eared humans in-universe.

That sounds like an excuse a filthy knife-eared elf would make.

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Speak up, I can’t hear you from down there.

Be a fried shrimp

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In this case, just don't be fat. Ears aside you could find someone like her easily enough. BOTW Zelda is rather plain so you'd have a decent shot with her.

She already exists. She's called Emilia Clarke. I shit you not she looks like BotW Zelda.

be a bf like this

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That looks delicious.

just beeee itself

How do I get a bf like that?

I am back, again, get a life

It's very pedophilic statement

She beckons you through the noose.
She will be with you forever on the other side.

What do you mean?

Commit yourself to a life of bettering yourself intellectually, physically, and spiritually.

How do I get a gf?

be confident