Is he autistic?

Sad state of things when we used to make fun of hover hands. In 2019 if you don't hover hands you get me too'd

If you're ugly it's hoverhand
If you're attractive it's avoiding #metoo or being a gentleman

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With all the metoo shit going on its just a smart move.

>autists get made fun of for years for having hover hand
>ends up being the only way to take a picture with a woman who hasn't signed a consent waiver
Life is a joke.

>Is he autistic?
More like he doesn't want to get #meetoo'd since he's pretty successful now and gold digging whores are aiming for him.

>touching women in 2019
lmao!

no you don't, there are plenty of other male actors who don't hoverhand and aren't getting me-too'd. keanu is just autistic.

1. Everything he touches dies
2. Nice try bitches, ain't gonna #metoo Neo

And some people play with fire that don't make it smart.

The funniest thing about this is how deliberately he exposes his hands. There are tons of pictures like this, all with 2 visibly floating hands in the background. Dude wants evidence.

he's just doing his signature pose

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the amount of virgins in this thread trying to justify this awkward behavior because they do it too is hilarious

Vic begs the differ. There was someone else recently too, can't remember off the top of my head but I think it was in front of a statue. I don't know if Keanu is doing this due to me too, in fact most likely he just doesn't want to invade other peoples space.

Smart move. Sad part is that now that this generated so much media attention every paparazzo and fan is going to be chomping at the bit for the moment his hand so much as brushes up against a female.

Blow it out your ass homeboy

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He's more into handling motorcycles than thots.

this

Keanu is such a nice guy. Probably the least hateable person currently alive.

>There are plenty of bikers who don't wear a helmet who don't get killed, so you are autistic if you take safety precautions to ensure your well being

No he breathtaking.

He was more happy than man

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How many times has he been accused of rape/molestation/sexual assault? If the answer is zero, then he's doing something right.

Why does EVERYONE have to have a mental illness these days? Why must however sways even a little bit from your ill conceived notions be fucked in the head? Is what he's doing THAT preposterous to your fucked up little mind, that you can't help but think he's broken?

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Alright everyone, shut the fuck up and listen to me Here's the 500iq strat:

Hold an item in your hand.

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I entered the thread to be say this. He is avoiding sexual harassment accusations.

>hand hoovering

what the fuck Keanu? afraid of being metoo?

you mean like a woman's breast

he's trying to avoid gettings stds from those whores. Would you really want to touch a girl who dresses like that in public?

hover hand is an issue with the photographer
>OH HAND LIFTED BETTER SNAP

I like that. He's like "Who the fuck are these?"

weren't they divorced

Was that from when he was training for that cool gun webm that's floating around?

In today's world, this or the Pence strategy of always having a witness are smart moves. Ironic that women are now complaining about not being trusted and left out of things because men have to protect themselves.

Does no one remember like 5-7 years ago when it was trendy to make fun of people doing that? It was called "hover hand"

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Very Lynchian

Almost.
Back in the day only uggos got accused of sexual harassment and what they did to avoid this we called hover hand and laughed. Now hoverhand is recommended not only to uggos, but the rich, the famous, people older than 40, straight white males and sportsmen.
Unless she's wearing a ring you paid for you do not touch a bitch.

>Giving bitches the reason to #Metoo you
LOL

yes but not because they hated each other but due to the stress of having a stillborn

>riding a motorcycle is like touching a woman
you are pathetic

wow that girl is fit

yeah but Keanu is popular and women find him attractive because he's rich and famous, so if someone as chad as Keanu can hoverhand that means I can too so I'm going to support it because it makes me look like less of a virgin for doing it

Vic Lasagna begs to differ.
Maybe after he runs a train on his accusers people might change their mind, but not until then.

Maybe he doesn't like touching people

he knows if he touches them he will get sued or slandered by journalists.
better to hoverhand in his position

Normal people are still making fun of it, it's just the awkward virgins here who are pretending he's doing it for "metoo" reasons (despite him being literally surrounded by cameras aka witnesses in every single picture of him doing it)

Yeah, but it was usually done by losers who were too afraid to touch a girl. Now it's done by everyone to protect themselves.

>riding a motorcycle is just as dangerous as touching a woman
In this day and age, yes.

He is not touching thots. For keanu they have to be pure and unspoiled.

>everyone
is there a single a-lister besides Keanu that does this awkward shit?

This. Keanu is a rare breed of decent human being who isn't willing to besmirch the memory of his late wife by so much as breathing the same air as some rando booth sluts.

only because they had a stillborn daughter

That's because metoo type shit was already happening to awkward virgins, now that its happening to everyone people think it smart. Dorks were rightfully wary of this shit from the beginning.

idk about a-lister but here's another

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i dont know who that is and that girl looks underaged anyways

I never understand overhand, maybe because here in Italy we love touch each other, but i can say the over hand is ultra autistic

Didn't he date a tranny?

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fuck off dipshit

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In this kind of society, rather get laugh and make fun by normal than getting accuse of rape.

dont worry buddy no women will ever get close enough to you for you to worry about that anyways

beware metoo thots

>trying to bait someone into becoming a registered sex offender

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no just smart

Then #Metoo happened, and it's now a legitimate defense mechanism.

Nice try faggot

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They had a stillborn that putt stress on the marriage. She died not long ever

It's not something you ever live down

WE'RE IN THE #METOO DAYS NOW, LAD. YOU CAN'T GO AROUND TOUCHING WOMEN AT ALL IN 2019, WE ARE KEEPING OUR HANDS CLEAN

NO TALKING

NO TOUCHING

ABSOLUTELY NO EYE CONTACT IF YOU CAN AVOID IT

ONLY WAY YOU CAN FUCK WITH WOMEN NOW IS IF THEY KNOW YOU BEFOREHAND OTHERWISE FUCK NO

That was before it become the legally smart thing to do.

Feminism is a rot and it's contaminated too much of the west

Video games?

No you see, this isn't a hover hand. When autists put their hand over a girl but hover it, that's a hover hand. Keanu's hands are underhanded however and spread wide, as if to say "witness my harem". He's just not touching them because they don't matter. Like they're not even there at all. This is the Chad way.

He's a rich famous male ripe for suing for big bucks.

I was listening to a podcast recently and they basically said the only acceptable way to pick up girls nowadays is with dating apps since approaching in bars is becoming a no-no now too.
Shit's fucking depressing since I don't do hookups and if you're not moderately attractive you won't get anywhere

>people here actually think you can get accused of sexual assault for posing for a picture in front of thousands of other people and multiple cameramen
You people are delusional. You're obsessed with politics. I remember when trying to talk about politics in video games got you btfo and told to fuck off. Now it's all this board talks about. Fuck Yea Forumseddit and fuck the r9kpol virgins who never leave their rooms and think they're experts on how the real world works because they browse Yea Forums for 9 hours a day

>when you try to put down a famous person but the only thing you've got is a hover hand photo
Keanu is a legitimately good dude with nothing bad to his name, which makes him superior to literally 90% of every other actor in Hollywood

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Just move out of the city.

that sucks

stop trying to make me feel bad for a billionaire

I mean, look at this idiot . He even prefaces his post by saying "I GET MY INFORMATION ON HOW THE WORLD WORKS BY LISTENING TO PODCASTS (instead of going outside and experiencing it himself)" and then ends it by telling us how ugly he is. You people are fucking losers lmao

are for children

YOU DON'T HAVE TO HAVE PROOF AGAINST YOUR NAME, THE COURT OF OPINIONS CAN THREATEN YOU WITH FEDERAL PRISON

SEE: BRETT KAVANAUGH

He's just playing it safe, Keanu has known never to go full Weinstein his entire acting career and it's clearly paying off for him. Dumb white people all over the world love and adore him just for being a decent guy, even though his track record as an actor has been lukewarm at best. Motherfucker figured it out early that it's not what you know, it's who you know, and if you're just pleasant to work with it'll make up for even the shittiest acting.

Just look at based Nicholas Cage. He's had like 4 good performances out of the 80 or so movies he's been in, but apparently he gets a lot of work because he's genuinely a really nice guy and 2-bit directors just love working with him.

He has a small face

I can't believe he's in his fifties!

...

Everyone defending hover hand is a beta. I get the concerns over metoo but this is a pussy response. An alpha would straight up say "I'll take a picture with you but given the current climate, we're not touching" then shit back and enjoy the roastie ass hurt on Twitter and mainstream media.
When women are held to account for their entitlement to touching male celebrities, that's when the real conversation can start.

>a real alpha would randomly make trouble with two thots for no reason instead of just sidestepping the entire issue completely by gesturing around their backs instead of grabbing them

Nah

Dating's a bitch now which is why I don't bother anymore. It was hard when everyone started getting into social media and I didn't, but it was still workable. Now if girls don't know you they don't want to talk to you, so just hanging out with the lads and going to bars and shit gets you nowhere.
Not any better, you just trade one problem for another. Pickings are slim in small towns and you're not going to find anyone that holds up to even modest standards unless they're already married.

All Hollywood actors have to do some sick shit for a role and fame..from what i hear

you are so fucking stupid it hurts me to read your posts
I can threaten you with federal prison. Anyone can "threaten" you with federal prison. These people are multi-millionaires. They can pay the best lawyers on the planet to show up to court for them and btfo these retarded thots without ever thinking twice about it. You are a sheltered naive virgin too awkward to touch women trying to identify with a billionaire actor who hoverhands because of PTSD from a dead wife. Stop

Not gonna metoo this lad

It's all fun and games until a barslut claims you raped her and everyone LISTENS AND BELIEVES. Lets hope you never run across a scorned woman, friend. It's only going to get worse from here on out.

Men have been successfully sued by women despite possessing evidence that nothing happened

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COOL PROJECTIONS, YOU'RE GETTING VERY ANGRY, BUT LET ME REPEAT THIS: THE WORLD NEEDS NO PROOF TO SENTENCE YOU TO JAIL IF YOU LOSE IN THE COURT OF OPINIONS

SEE: MICHAEL JACKSON

It's a good thing Keanu is asexual.

Cameras mean shit. Remember that CNN guy who supposedly karate chopped a white house staff member. It was recorded on video and people still can't agree on what actually happened

Depends if you piss off the joo or not

Neither Michael Jackson nor Brett Kavanuagh saw any jail time, are you retarded? That's a trick question btw don't answer it

THAT PLAYS A DEFINITE FACTOR, BUT THOTS HAVE SOME SERIOUS POWER THESE DAYS

John Wick was crap

>Vic Mignogna
>Al Franken
>Dustin Hoffman
>President Fucking H.W Bush

Yeah people aren't accused of misconduct in photos without visible evidence its just in our heads. I get you being sick of the politics but your first statement is wrong.

>appeasing thots instead of raising public consciousness to help out the bros
Nah. Cuck.

NO, BUT THEY WERE THREATENED WITH IT. LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING: WOULD YOU ENJOY GETTING YOUR NAME SLANDERED FOR NO REASON OVER A MATTER YOU COULD ENTIRELY AVOID? THIS IS HOW I'M FIGURING OUT YOU HAVE NO LIFE EXPERIENCE: YOU SEEM TO WANT TO TAKE THE PATH OF UNNECESSARY RESISTANCE AND SELF DESTRUCTION OVER THE PATH OF LEAST RESISTANCE IN ORDER TO PROVE SOME WEIRD POINT

NOBODY CARES, AND WHEN YOU DO SOMEDAY PISS OFF A WOMAN IRL, YOU'LL SEE WHAT I MEAN. I HOPE YOU WILL REMEMBER ME WHEN THAT HAPPENS

Are we gonna ignore Evil Ted in the background there?

why is this thread still up lol this website is fucking trash now im out

Reminder that tomorrow is Cheer-up Keanu Day.

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nah, he's just doesn't want to touch random thots that are age wise also kids to him.

Not the same guy but Michael Jackson never went to prison, he was found not guilty in both court cases and was never punished by the legal system. The only thing the recent allegations are hurting is our memory of the man.

There are no bros. Men are not your friend, either. No one in this world who you don't personally know is your friend, and there is no camaraderie in 2019. The world will throw you under the bus if you let it. Don't be stupid and let it.

False accusations have landed people in jail and one man was killed quite recently because of one

>now
It's been shit since 2006

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No I wouldn't enjoy that, that's why I don't fuck little boys.

THAT'S TRUE, BUT ATTEMPTS WERE MADE. ARE PEOPLE IN THIS THREAD BEING WILLFULLY STUPID? WHY WOULD YOU INTENTIONALLY TRY TO THREATEN YOURSELF WITH JAIL TIME FOR NO REASON? I'VE GOT HALF A MIND TO THINK I'M BEING TROLLED, HERE

i'm a grown man and i operate my own small business lol i've had multiple girlfriends and i've never been accused of sexual assault and i don't know anybody that has been accused of sexual assault. it's just not something that happens in real life, i'm sorry to tell you. you're probably 15 and browse pol so i'll excuse your ignorance but if you're still acting like this in 10 years i'd be concerned

Not the retard you're arguing with. It's true that neither saw any jail time and that being a "bad guy" in popular opinion isn't in any way going to condemn you to prison. It will however completely ruin your reputation, causing severe strain in your professional and private life as well as any public life that you might have. Michael Jackson in particular went from a beloved icon to the untouchable caste without proof of any wrongdoing on his part.

Groper detected

The girl on the right is cute though: youtu.be/nrawit53W7s

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sure am and i've yet to be called a rapist by anyone
how do you explain that?

>face is a different skin tone to the rest of the body
who do these people think they're fooling?

This is just a cope fantasy that normalfags use to feel superior to celebrities who have everything they've ever wanted and more. Same for people claiming royalty are all sick freaks, rich people are all pedos, etc. Just a way to cope, to convince themselves their fame and fortune MUST be karmically balanced by something else.

>i'm a grown man and i operate my own small business lol i've had multiple girlfriends

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YEAH, I BELIEVE EVERYTHING IN YOUR POST, DUDE

Just like Muslims huh
>then they have to give change to a woman

*place hand on woman's shoulder for photo*
*she accuses you of groping her*
*career down the toilet*

Smart Reeves

Everyone in this thread please have sex. There's 3.5 billion women on the planet and you have yet to copulate with one.

he is brilliant. can't get meetooed this way

>It is the current year and all hope is lost
>Curl up in the corner and cringe in submission
Yeah nah. The world is what we make it. Cucks like you are part of the problem.

They're often in league with each other for some reason yeah

I'm excited for Cyberpunk 2077.
Won't kill myself this year.

Nice try, I'm not gonna get myself accused of rape!

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It does happen, just not to the scale Yea Forumstards believe. I'm 28 and I was accused of raping a woman I never even touched back in college. No legal accusation or anything, but she managed to turn a lot of friends against me and a surprising number of people around campus began to know me as "the guy that raped X" even though I had never said more than a dozen words to the bitch. All I had to do was show up to the same shitty party one night and be alone in a room with her for 10 minutes.

I imagine stuff like this happens fairly frequently, just used on social rather than legal scales to achieve whatever distorted aim the accuser is pursuing.

That isn't what I was saying at all; I was telling you to protect yourself, and not expect other people to do it. That's what you're doing with that line of reasoning; you're expecting a lawyer to protect you from a trial or issue that YOU could've avoided on YOUR own. I know this is Yea Forums and you probably feel like some sort of anime protagonist, but the real world is going to knock the shine right off your shoes in short order if you don't start bracing properly.

Wait a minute, that redneck...

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I've had sex with men and women and i gotta say, very overrated

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he's clearly doing the chad shrug

My favorite is when they catch you mid-blink.

It's the only way of procreation
So no, it's not overrated

He shouldn't even hover hand, he should just rest his arms on his sides as a NOPE FUCK YOU to the hoes.

Me everytime

Go back through our exchange and show me where I encouraged touching bitches. I said to overtly tell them "we're not touching". If men start doing that it protects us which is what you claim to want. But it does it in a non submissive/ defeatist way and also forces a conversation about women's entitlements towards men which is conveniently never discussed. Only the other way round.

We need to get rid of at least 6 billion people so yes, extremely overrated

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>only way of procreation
Did you just assume my conception?

You encouraged creating problems. All it takes is a scorned woman to say she was touched inappropriately; often times, you don't even have to touch her to begin with. Believe me, I've been reading your posts, and you sound like a cocksure young man who's in for a rude awakening eventually.

All the more reason people would want to see him fall. We live in a culture that thrives off of bringing people down.

yes

you fucking suck it up and leave him alone you stupid rotten cunt

This is probably the best post in this thread.

Why you samefagging?

enjoy your court cases and metoo's in 10 years buddy

No, he is smart enough to be afraid of touching thots.

it's normal to not touch people you think are disgusting

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huh?????

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uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
most of Yea Forums SHOULD know that keanu is depressed, newfriends

>be normalfag
>be into normalfag things
>things like hollywood
>don't even know reeves is depressed

Kanye is. Any time you actually put a magnifying glass to his own personal life it becomes really fucking evident. Pretty hilarious if you ask me.

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I look older than this man at 26, truly genetics are a cruel beast

>*does Bill & Ted 3 in your path*
i'm thinking he's bases

Based nonjudgmental genocide user

Hang on, I had something for this...

Kanye in Cyberpunk would make even more people seethe

overhand yourself, then spaghetti fuckface

He's just holding invisible power orbs in his hands and doesn't want to smack thots with them.

It happens all the time, bruv. Living in L.A., and women are more than willing to cozy up to the boss. It's all friendly until they need to be reprimanded, and then a friendly invitation to a bite to eat is sexual harassment. Doesn't matter if they actually feel victimized; just another card to negotiate with. It's not a woman thing, necessarily. People will just use what they can to get ahead.

It would be fucking great if he was literally just kanye west in cyberpunk 2077

If shit like that happened to me, I'd probably just beat the shit out of that bitch. Not like you have anything to lose when a lot of people are against you already. Might as well give them what they want
I'm a thirld worlder, so don't know if you could do that in the US and not get arrested

See? You are absolutely suggesting that men lie down and submit. Fuck that. You're a pussy. Evem some feminists have started to agree the metoo shit is ridiculous (like Aziz Ansari example). It's losing steam but you want to add coals to the fire. Retard.

You would get arrested and your reputation ruined for life

If only we had scum sucking tweet fags who could pester Kanye and cdpr until they just do that. That sounds so retarded I love it

I think it just reacts to the camera flash more, and looks fine in person

because you fuck a literal kid! haha pedo rapist!

not wanting to touch these digusting whores
holy based

Make Frens!

No. Less then 10% of the population have real mental illnesses. The other 90% are told by therapists that if they can't cope with their IRL problems that's a sign of some made up bullshit they can push pills for.

> t. therapist.

I get not touching them because it could be creepy or get him into trouble, but I don’t get why he's just hovering his hands over their backs

He does seem socially inept despite those chad genes.

lost my original image. what now, ms. plastic bag?

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This and only this. Any other reason is just to make it sound better. Fact is there's no point in getting involved with sluts if there's cameras involved and people watching. Even behind closed doors, you'd have to be a perfect gentlemen and make sure nothing can be misconstrued in the bimbo's favor.

lol retard in the third world you'll get fucking killed/beat up by her friends and family in turn

How does this man not age

Not if you have your own family and friends to fuck them up

Literally came in a woman's ass before hopping on to shitpost before bed.

Fucking sheep, not even red-pilled enough to understand Keanu's ways.

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On one hand its weird to pose with people without actually embracing them or just standing there with his arms to his sides like a dork. On the other hand you could argue he also knows that photographic evidence showing he's actually not touching them is enough evidence to dispel groping allegations.

Its the situation mixed with the implications that essentially end up making an awkward photo.

>He could fuck any bitch he wants to

ITS NOT FAIRRRRR

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Awful bait but got unironic (You)s so I give it a 4/10

Bill and ted's excellent adventure was just him showing off his time machine phone booth

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That's not john wick you stupid fuck. Characters from movies are not real

If you're behind closed doors with a woman you've already made a mistake.

>tfw trying to focus on improving your grouping but the Taran Tactical thots keep removing more of their clothing

He's smart. Cunts like that would try to say you molested them later on and try to sue you if you laid a single finger on them at any time.

No, he's a fucking highlander!

How fucking big is your face if you think his is small? Lord.

>(despite him being literally surrounded by cameras aka witnesses in every single picture of him doing it)
That didn't help the Korean boxer.

>Gentelman*

THEY’RE JUST CALLED IMMORTALS, IT WAS CALLED HIGHLANDER BECAUSE CONNOR WAS AN IMMORTAL FROM THE HIGHLANDS REEEEEEEEEEEE

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Shut up

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comicbook.com/gaming/2018/10/21/kanye-west-twitter-cyberpunk-2077/

80% of the normies who have heard about the Aziz case would call him guilty. I've given you logic, you've refused to hear it; you're dumb, and only the world can teach you otherwise.

He's an actual immortal and was probably Charlemagne. It's the only explanation.

What even happened with him? He was the first celebrity to not get immediately crucified while #metoo was a recent thing. It sounds like he just had an awkward date but I don't remember the details.

hasn't your white queen Tay been on a trans rights buzz lately?

That's literally what happened; he had an awkward date and awkward sex that the woman regretted afterward. She still maintains that she was raped to this day, and no penetration occurred whatsoever.

He looks like he reviews MREs for a living in that picture

No.

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I mean, as long as they aren't black?

>idk about a-lister
poor guy, never gonna live it down

He fought back.
The reason so many Lynch mobs work is because the target immediately wilts and apologises, which only puts blood in the water. The second people defend credibly themselves, public opinion tends to shift.

>Men care more about false rape accusations (which are incredibly rare) over actual fucking rape and sexual assault (which are incredibly common).

What a sad, fucked up world we live in.

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>implying i ever have the chance to be next to a girl let alone hover hand them

>>people here actually think you can get accused of sexual assault for posing for a picture in front of thousands of other people and multiple cameramen
nextshark.com/park-dae-sung-mma-fighter-accused-of-harassment/

Most men aren't rapists so they don't have to care about real rape. Any crazy piece of ass can put you in jail if she feels like it, which is a lot more relevant to most guys.

women love being raped

Kanye is behind him with a gun pointed to the back of his head, what do you expect him to do?

you obviously havent been around a lot of girls. i see it constantly outside, it's quite hilarious

>people that aren’t rapists care more about not being slandered than crimes they’ll never commit
Whoa

What are world to live in when simply posing with a fan for a photo can get you sexual harassment charges.

dude, he has a networth of $350 million. i doubt he cares what a faggot like you on the internet thinks. fuck man people are retarded.

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Stop bully keanu, he's said in interviews he doesn't like that people think he's sad because of this out-of-context photo

Unironically just being super smart. Does someone have that gif/webm of the boxer/mma fighter running away from the ring girl because he doesn't want to get accused?

literally a case of get good.
but other virgins on here do put pussy on the peddle stool.

Most of them are either niggers or chinks tho

Are you fucking serious? In a USA where you can be cuffed just because you ask a kid if she's genuinely lost, it's gotta be me too.

>Korean boxer.
*MMA fighter

>ugly as fuck
>never hoverhand, always grab that fucking bitch tight
I'm just channeling my inner hentai protagonist. It actually works, literally just believe in yourself.

Have sex

Smart move, He knows better

Wasn't he seen on dates with a trans "woman"?

>touch her and get #metoo'd
how about now?

Literally a rumor started by some retard on this very board

Make frens!

Jesus christ, can't a man and a "woman" hang out as just friends?

He keeps asking the devs to let him play the game and when they denied him he flipped a chair over. Take it how you will.

That Polish The Onion article wasn't funny yesterday and it still isn't funny now.

nah different people see it differently
people who chastise uggos for hoverhanding are probably just 12 or on their way to the sexual offenders registry list with brave chanting words like
>ARE YOU A KEK TOUCH HER LUUUUUL

Bump
Let's see what im going to say to the first gurl I see today.

Excellent bait

he is redpilled on the women question

that's why he is alone now. he is literally /our guy/

NO WAY FAG

Ahem

youtube.com/watch?v=DBvj3reylIw

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It's the only way to avoid #metoo cancer

must be great living in the land of the free

I'm just waiting for all the leftist roasties who've fallen for him to realize how pro-gun he is, and that he wears gun manufacturer-branded merch and attends shot show.

I recognise that gay blowjob

I AM HIGHLANDER, I AM INSIDE OF THE KINGS BLOOD NO MANS CANNED BEANS MY EQUAL

>Implying they would care
Women bend their beliefs to the beliefs of the men they like

This
>put arms around random thots in innocent friendly photo
>they later accuse you of rape

USA USA USA

>muscle girl

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>all these mental gymnastics
even if so, if you think you're going to be a good father to a child without ever interacting with women in a sexual way you're delusional, and are going to raise fucked up children lmao

Someone with a high status like keanu reeves is more likely to get metooed than some loser r9k faggot on Yea Forums. The minimun Im betting for social standing is something like a football player, but even those dudes might actually be rapists.

Keanu uses anti-#metoo vaccine.

It's super effective!

>being ugly sucks, water is wet, touching requires consent, and other obvious observations care of user

You get him to empathize with Keanu by empathizing with him.
Show him billionaires aren't bad people, and he'll stop being edgy.

You got this user.

>Can't touch her with palm
>Fine with touching her with armpit
What did he mean by this?

This Why would you be behind closed doors whh a women anyway

world's fucked up anyway, besides we'll replace women with droids

Rage while you can roastie, soon we won't have a need for females and humanity will finally ascend into a gay utopia

Vic practically had both hands up underaged pussy. Dude's a total creep.

>the peddle stool
Are you pretending to be retarded?

>Less then 10% of the population have real mental illnesses.
What passes as real mental illness?

Good move, as a white cis male with hollywood attention you better don't touch anyone ever.

But where are the proofs?

Shouldn't you be beta orbiting marzgurl right now?

this may have been posted already but ive seen it suggested that he may be a germophobe, doesnt want to get his hands dirty.

you honestly sound like a cycle path right now...

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