>no DLC waifu yet
You know it's gonna happen. This will be the ultimate BTFO for Stevefags.
No DLC waifu yet
Owen Lee
Ian Baker
Cameron Roberts
shit thread Touhou hijack
so is this just a terrible translation or am I reading this right... the games and manga aren't tied? Where does that put GFW then?
Ayden Gomez
Luis Torres
WHAT WAS THAT
WHOS IS THIS
OH MY GOD IT'S THE GIRL FROM FIRE EMBLEM
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mason Sanchez
better question, what about 15.5?
Brandon Davis
>when touhoufags try to become the next stevefags but they are not aware the character needs at least to be slightly relevant to the world to be considered
Hilarious, putiful, but still hilarious.
Lincoln Wright
niggers go away
Yea Forums is strictly a no nig website
Mason Gutierrez
kys tripfag
Christopher Lee
Only new reps from franchises not in the game are coming.
Wyatt Mitchell
just think about it logicaly
>Touhoufags are waifufagging elitists
>combine this with their fear of normalfags/ironic weebs
>Reimu is added as a character
>this pushes Touhou towards the limelight
>new fans flood in and discover the decades of shitposting
>start spouting old memes like a bunch of TF2 players
>/jp/ gets a heart attack and gets catalog bombed
>Yea Forums tries to raid /jp/ during the initial reveal and /jp/ mods accidentally ban a bunch of /jp/ posters during the chaos
>/jp/ also enters a new era of paranoia because they think their board will be invaded when nobody gives a fuck about them and their idolshit anymore
>Touhoufags and /jp/ being forced to talk about the games again mindbreaks them
>Touhou threads on Yea Forums get insta-derailed by Twitter screencaps of random people saying ignorant shit about the games (and Touhoufags are too autistic to ignore them)
>a LOT of porn, mostly armpit screenshots of Smash Reimu
>people speculating about what musical tracks will be in and how hard Sakurai will suck EOSD dick
>Marisa and Sanaefags not shutting the fuck up
>three dozen reaction videos of nobody e-celebs acting confused
>at least half of them are making generic waifu jokes because they have no idea of who Reimu is
>collective outrage and confusion from western characterfags
>Neptunia/Love Live ironic weebs latch on Touhou
>they start bringing fumos to EVO
>they start banning fumos at EVO
>Gokufags become even more obnoxious because "an anime character is in"
>the bullet hell difficulty attracts souls-like fags and e-celebs
>TOUHOU RAGE COMPILATION MUST WATCH #19
>TOUHOU: THE DARK SOULS OF SHOOTERS, ANIME-STYLE
>GAME THEORY - THE TRUTH BEHIND HAKUREI SHRINE
>clickbait.com - HOW TOUHOU WAS AHEAD OF ITS TIME BY INTRODUCING A NON-BINARY CHARACTER (insert Wriggle here)
>Jap sites can't stop cumming and laughing at the Fatesfags
>2ch is on full shitstorm mode because she was a Sans tier meme choice
>Pixiv gets nuked so hard by crossover art that it becomes unusable
Nathaniel White
This is why I want Reimu in Smash, I just want to see the shitstorm happen.
Christopher Edwards
>copypasta
Luke Reed
>insert wriggle here
every time
I just want to play as a 2hu in smash and flood the screen with my danmaku bullshit.
Jackson Thomas
that makes me wonder, how is the DQ audience faring with the smash reveal? Has the downfall already started?
Grayson Ross
"No!"
Chase Rivera
The day Hero got revealed a huge influx of new western DQ "fans" appeared out of the woordwork pretending and LARPing as if they ever cared about the series to begin with. So yeah, just a tidal wave of secondaries and bandwagoners. If Reimu ever gets in Smash the same thing will happen but to a greater extent because of ironic weebs and waifufags.
Jose Green
hero and banjo were just a test
the real east vs west war will be when doomguy and reimu are revealed at the end of the year
Landon King
>not a waifu that japan actually wants
>not from a company that's already best buds with Nintendo
I mean, Reimu could still happen but come on, Jill is just as possible
Logan Peterson
>reimu
Levi Gomez
Sorry Yea Forums!
David Wilson
Obsessed.
Angel Morales
yeah i really don't want a touhou waifu bait character
Nicholas Lopez
I'm also sorry for you trying to shill this
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Lincoln Lewis
I guess it hasn't started yet. I'm looking into the archive and current threads and things don't seem bad
Charles Morris
Realistically, when do you think we'll even hear who the 4th DLC character is?
When Banjo is released? Before or after?
Christopher Mitchell
seethe
Zachary Barnes
Halloween Doom Slayer reveal.
Dominic Lewis
Touhou fans are pedophiles
Austin Wright
you really need your throat slit
Julian Anderson
Yea Forums doesn't have normalfags. I was talking about Twitter.
Wyatt Roberts
I love Chara!!
Eli Powell
>Reimu: this isn't smash! I'm in minecraft!
Cameron Miller
>Here's your Reimu reveal bro
twitter.com
Alexander Morales
what if reimu just turned nightmare steve into a clone of her haha
Sebastian Harris
Benjamin Nelson
Fucking OUCH. Imagine Marielx of all people BTFO'ing someone this hard.
Elijah Martin
Reimu's final smash? Everyone turns into clones of her.
Noah Lopez
Do people actually waifu the Crimson Slasher? Feels like I've heard Marisa, Sakuya, Sanae, Reisen, etc. named as people's waifus but not Reimu herself.
Christopher Flores
okay i dont give a shit about your waifubait franchise
Kayden Ward
He's just mad because people call his dumb maid OC he's begged people to draw free art of FOR YEARS, the product of his entire life's work, a Sakuya rip-off.
Luke Gomez
I know one person who waifu Remiu, but he mostly stay quiet.
Ethan Evans
ENOUGH WITH THE FALSEFLAGGING.
Actual 2hufags have no hands in this rosterfaggotry. No one want Reimu to be another Steveposting. Some even don't want her to be in Smash.
THIS IS ALL THE LIES FROM SOME SHITHOLE LIKE DISCORD/REDDIT/IFUNNY/ETC
Jeremiah Baker
And that's even funnier when someone that sad manages to destroy these Reimufaggots.
Jack Barnes
>black gamer girl
Thomas Torres
What about people who want her in, just to see the shitstorm happen
Connor Turner
Stevefag and Sansfag-tier
Gavin Brown
Then they are on the side of the shitposters.
Jose Price
>speaking for all touhou fans
Andrew Gray
Also, why would anyone shill Reimu on Yea Forums if no one cares about the actual games here? Most 2hu threads I've seen on Yea Forums are pure waifufaggotry where they pride themselves for not playing vidya.
Sure as hell they want Reimu in Smash as an excuse to shit up the board with more 2hu shitposting.
Charles Rodriguez
>they
More like /vg/ tards
Nicholas Butler
If ZUN somehow changes the release date of 17 to Autumn Reitaisai and not C96 I might consider the possibility of Reimu being in smash.
Elijah Hughes
>smash trailer happens
>only touhou fans know that Reimu is coming / reactioniggers just say WHAT'S THIS OMG
>she gets revealed
>no onions reactionigger knows her
>they can't fake their excitement for her since they don't know anything about 2hu
>they get exposed as fake faggot fans
Please let it fucking happen
Wyatt Ramirez
here's your dlc
Alexander Murphy
So when is the DLC reveal so I can wait for this to end?
Evan Barnes
I really like Marisa, but it's basically impossible for her to surpass someone like Marisa.
And that's why Reimu will be Marisa's echo fighter!
Julian Gonzalez
>I really like Marisa
I meant Reimu, whoops
Joshua Cook
So your telling me we need 1 waifu and 1 really strong and buff character yes?
Carson Hill
Liam Rodriguez
Even if /vg/ shitposter exist, secondary waifufags and ironic weebs do exist too.
Brody Smith
Nah. Shantae
Cooper Gomez
Nolan Moore
Most of them already jumped to boats and FGO
Oliver Thompson
it takes a secondary to like reimu, but it takes a true primary to love reimu
Jordan Lopez
The last DLC fighter is going to be some joke character that's incredibly far out of left field. Like Doshin the Giant or something.
Ian Myers
The only way Reimu in Smash would be acceptable is if she's properly modeled after ZUN's drawings, and if she gets the HRtP orb as a special move.
Hudson Harris
>tfw i've genuinely started wanting reimu thanks to the touhou download links and fangame/spinoff recommendations from the earlier threads
>tfw getting hit with the deep, sinking realization that shitposters have already chosen reimu to be the next steve for their shitposting
David Johnson
that wouldn't even be a bad thing. ZUN is fine with pencil and paper. Just don't base it off his digital art
Christian Rogers
I would love to see how they would approach it. It would probably look very cute.
Gavin White
Sucks that due to that doomguy gets caught in the falseflagging blast zone of this shit.
Anthony Parker
>No DLC waifu
And you wonder why that is?
It's sure as hell not gonna be Reimu I can tell you that much
Joseph Powell
Hudson Wright
gimme mokou instead
Ayden Scott
>Theme of Eastern Story slowly starts to play at the start of the trailer
Easton Powell
Japan is literally in mega hype mode over it, but the 5 western DQ fans are getting mad that more people are shit talking the games/pretending to like them.
Logan Bennett
i think she's cute and I've beat off to her before but granted I don't know much about touhou.
Cooper Wood
it isn't going to happen, think of it like this: she would need to be paired with a double reveal with a character the west actually knows about or she would need to be the next character revealed to save the last spot for a character that would pander/have an impact on the western fanbase. It is next character reveal or she is out
Ryan White
No. I think the DQ protags are just too generic to pick up western fans. To most casual smash fans, The hero is just another Corrin. Just there.
It's why I don't think we'll see Reimu in. While she could build a bit of a western fanbase (if only for her being Waifu bait) I don't think Nintendo is gonna wanna risk 2/5ths of the Fighters pass being hypeless for most of the world.
Liam Thompson
Can we have Reimu’s mom in Snash instead?
Thomas Morris
>I don't think Nintendo is gonna wanna risk 2/5ths of the Fighters pass being hypeless for most of the world.
so what is Banjo and DQ Hero doing here?
Zachary James
>no DLC waifu yet
I'm sorry, what?
Aiden Russell
Best redesign of a video game character to date.