good moOOOOOOORNING Yea Forums! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to Metal Mario (yes, THE Metal Mario from Super Smash Bros. for the Nintendo 64) getting confirmed in Smash Ultimate! Make sure to save your tears for the upcoming Fighter Pass when Metal Mario walks into the spotlight!
>b-but Bandana Waddle Dee has a good history with Nintendo! He’s gotta be in!
“No!”
Sorry hat goomba fags, but the Nintendo rep is taken by yours truly! Why would Nintendo choose a goomba with a hat over the character with the best stage in Super Smash Bros.? The DLC characters have also been confirmed to be “surprising” according to the developers, so I’m afraid your years of crying for Waddle Dee are going to be subverted once again with the reveal of our favorite underdog! But feel free to continue your denial. Your tears of disappointment will be all the more sweeter!
youtube.com/watch?v=r-2LsE4Ci5c >procs final smash by trapping them between bowling balls >vibrates for an accelerated 3 hours >sends them to the shadow realm >then hyperaccelerates them back to the normal universe where they collide with the ground going faster than light
I wish we had more Mario heroes if just because there's a lot of cool shit that won't ever get implemented into Mario's moveset because it has to be so rigid for him to have the most basic fundamentals and ease of use in regards to Smash. Someone like EGadd to have a more fully fledged FLUDD/Poltergust-based moveset, or Toad on top of being his Captain incarnation could use powerups not represented in Smash already.
Noah Thompson
Is there any video game character that could defeat 64 Mario with proper prep time?
Lincoln Parker
>Metal mario >not fucking paper mario
Blake Perez
Focus sash endeavour quick attack Ratata.
Matthew Evans
I like both bandana dee and metal mario
Kevin Howard
The cap that lets him pass through fences would logically make him immune to normal type attacks.
Joshua Thomas
Also with enough prep time he would be able to build up enough speed to justifiably use extremespeed freely, which is also a priority move so with mario having higher speed stat than any pokemon could ever hope to obtain it should beat out quick attack.
Cameron Martinez
What is the point of shitposting characters that are literally already in the game?