Giant Bomb E3?

Giant Bomb E3?

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maryposter got the thread deleted

I want Mary to do that to me.

Wow this is kinda hot

>literal whos on the couch
how long do these things usually go, I only want to watch the old man circus at the end

>that sigh of satisfaction
god im hard

You'll never have a woman making those eyes eating you like Mary does eating that pizza

what a slut

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What is that? A giant som'ore?

that was strangely arousing

What a detestable fucking cunt. If you can't keep your fucking dick receptacle shut while you eat your food then maybe you shouldn't eat at all.

its like a calzone or something

Tune back in at 11

That bitch ATTACKS that shit

have sex

I'm on east coast, its already almost midnight

NEXT UP

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the running eye makeup from the sweating and long hours is what gets me going

so who was she

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Who?

Who who and boring

Why is this place so no fun now? Were the tranny jannies jealous?

fridge mode

I heard that Giant Bomb gave fealty to commies yesterday. How was it?

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damn alex is looking so middle aged

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Unions aren't communist, they're a necessary check on employers.

Then go to sleep, it'll probably suck anyway.

But seeing that phone number shit live was amazing.
What was that, 2014? wow.

It's a chicago beef from Portillo's. Giant Bomb E3 tradition.

god I hate networking
look at all these people talking and greeting each other
least favorite part of my job

2016 i think

Cringe.
A hon a fat girl and Alex shilling for unions.
The tranny who started this shit has been in the industry for like 2 years.

I hope they unionize and we get 3 studios making 2 games a year and 80% of them lose their jobs. Morons.

Not relevant, but I did about a half hour ago since you think that a lack of sex somehow invalidates my point. Now learn to chew with your god damn mouth shout and quit pretending it's okay for this cunt to have poor manners because she has an unhealing axe wound. No one wants to see food in your mouth, hear you crunching or smacking, or listen to your boorish heavy breathing while you shovel things into your gullet.

So no McElroys this year?

>I did about a half hour ago
no, you didn't

Yikes

i wish i could enjoy talking about nothing. would make life easier.

was thinking the same. imagine those annoying conversations where everyone's being super social and vibing and cool while inside everyone's trying to show how bigger their epeen and social-peen is compared to the others

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And it's funny because I see friends of mine openly sucking the cock of the established, connected professionals and I'm over here in this random rural job earning double what they do.
I clearly hit the lottery but God if I had to do what they did to get a good job, I'd off myself.

>vibing
lmao fucking faggot ass retard. kill yourself.

no based Lorne?

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god i want to inseminate her cervix

they don't work at polygon anymore

I want to suck abbys pubes

wtf

She advertising??

what do you do?

ugh more white males...

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GWU is not a union, though they really want to be. They're also blatantly a Marxist front group using the guise of unionization when their real aim is to run roughshod over the entire video game industry with their cliquish politicking as they've done with indies and journalism. They fashion their branding after the IWW for fucks sake.

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Who the actual fuck still watches giantbomb.

resetera trannies.

>they aren't a union but they want to be
guess what they're basically a union

>being this paranoid

the 1970s want u back

this cunt single handedly carried whole upfs while a room full of fatsos were being bored and depressed, and she provided relevant information, being funny and entertaining and playing better than you. at this particular day, she offered to go out on foot at night in LA and get food for the guys doing the stream. and yes she eats and drinks like a sailor because inside she's another of the guys, but outside she's samus you gaylord. she's more of a man than you ever will be, you jizz gurgling waste of atoms

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lorne is so awesome holy shit

Redpill me on unions
What would happen if they got everything they want

This guy gets it

Then they would mainly step in for individual disputes as arbitrators on the behalf of the employee

You're looking at it
Modern society

Sure thing faggot cuck
The best thing Lenin and Hitler both did was ban unions

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Ah yes very simple and not at all misleading

>The best thing Lenin and Hitler both did was ban unions
what a troll

fuck off chapo tankie

I just spent some time looking at accounts that follow 8ch, and good Lord I need a drink.

Unions with hardworking blue collar white guys became corrupt as fuck

I can only imagine a union run by leftist trannies and beta males would quickly spiral into slaanesh levels of corruption

>Janina
This semen demon is going to be on the couch again coming up

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>knows no minorities
>knows no real women

how is this acceptable in current year?

who is this tranny?

i dropped my sub pretty quick after abby/ben came onboard and haven't really kept up with personalities since. is there anywhere similar to pre-2016ish gb?

I'm speaking from experience as a teacher. My union's main role is that, if I were called in by admin, they would sit in the meeting and make sure protocol is being followed. Afterwards they provide other protections for my job.
There's no big deals other than contract renewals.

Loved her on The L Word. youtube.com/watch?v=zDss-OHJz20

Sure that wasn't meant for ? Dude's giving off some beta orbiter vibes. Also, don't mock Samus that way.

I love this discussion

a shame about the tits

The game developers are a weird mix of on-message corporate talking point people and real-ass niggas.

*speaking generally over all 3 nights, these guys right now are cool

guys im starting to get worried...

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>The Darkest Reaches of the Internet

I cringe

these guys are fucking gold

nintendo not gonna let johnny do this shit so why bother at all

what does John V do at Ninty exactly?

This is gonna sound weird but I love women with long faces and big noses. I want to suck on her nose.

VROS!!!

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I don't know if he's said. It will be some executive position though

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third party relations? I heard something like that

Not without Doug Bowser

god, I hate john drake

i like when he gets mad at dan. there was a upf where he got so pissed. wish i could remember which one it was.

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this Blood on the Sand talk is fucking gold

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>does nothing for like 3 years
>gets picked up by nintendo

alright

Have Dave and Johnny V been on together yet this E3?

Oh fuck I actually loved playing the grinch game

Who?

She is perfect. Fuck.

nigga thats always last

Who is taking these photos?

holy fucking based

me

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I want to lick her arm pits and suck on her nose.

>may 2019-June 14, 2019
rev up those cumsluts

sex arms

I mean, people who hire him have to know he's bound to say insane shit when he shows up on the GB stream. There must be some leeway.

Haven't checked GB out in 3 years probably. Is Jeff still depressed and jaded?

yes

i need that dave lang garbage boy couch right now

I love her arm fat I want to grab it. I want to lick her arm pits and suck on her nose.

i kept reading jeff's wife...if it is, goddamn. he hit the jackpot

Based Matt Rorie in the lower right corner kishposting

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it wasn't my fault, it was autocorrect okay

There is no way that goddess plays Morrowind on a yearly basis.

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she mentioned on instagram she can do handstand pushups... again

just imagine the upper body strength on those babies

More like he hit the landwhale.

I forgot, was there a time on GB where Johnny V was talking about cumsluts?

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been a few years since they got married so idk

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who do you think makes these threads? i shitpost on Yea Forums daily

please don't tell cbs HR about this, those cunts would have a cuntfit haha

Let her know I’ll have sex with her if she wants to.

I think he called his wife a cumslut

I missed the actual discussion coming out of the shower. What was the main talking point?

Yo rorie you snacked on any good pups lately?

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This. Me too.

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>THE WORD CUMSLUT

2nd best JV moment
best was when he doxxed lang

guys who worked on early 2000s shitty licenced games and worked with 50cent on his games telling stories

probably the best gb content all year, check it out later bruh

I unironically love this song.

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>marry skinny
>thicc her up

damn thats a great idea

they were asking for it, okay? okay?

btw coffee sucks lmao

It happens whether you want it or not.

Impressive (if true)

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She must be surrounded by thirsty betas all the time, right? I wonder how many people have tried to hit it and were successful.

Same. It's fucking beautiful and speaks so much to us all as Yea Forumstards.

Why can't I put a baby in her

Lang & JV are true closers

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For England Jeff?

I was hoping someone would post him and user did not disappoint

other than that one time with Rorie, she's stayed faithful to this dude

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She wanted to sit on Drew's face real bad

Drew is a homosexual tho

>her bf is basically a greasy looking hobo
Makes sense.

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No he's just not a fucking mess of a human like the rest of the GB crew

Dude's a homosexual pilot

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no way rorie got that unless he used blackmail and extortion tactics, drew though?

I miss Flight Club.

Threadly reminder that GB has been bad longer than it was good.

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look at Ben's faggy friends. cute art-hoe though :3

They're ruining the Lang/Boyes/JV segment with a tranny? Awesome. Great. And it's not even last. What the fuck, Alex.

>y-you're just paranoid
Nobody is fooled

lang up next

still the best option for us boomers

I'm going to eat a bullet, goodnight folks.

>tranny
>fag
>john drake
>adam boyes
>lang
fuck this retarded shit

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Who's the cutie digging on Abby?

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>TRANNY
>NO JOHNNY V
>FAGGOT JOHN DRAKE
giant bomb confirmed ultra shit

>Johnny V has a bimbo for a wife
living the dream

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it has gone bad

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please tell me this isnt the last segment

OH GOD I HOPE NOT

what the fuck they ruined tradition maaaaaan

It should've just been Lang and Adam, maybe also with John Drake if they REALLY needed to have him on too.

based

shots fucking fired holy shitt

Did the erection joke bother the tranny?

oh look its the fat hairy baby that got abby her job

this is a joke right? there will be another segment after this with JV right?

Nintendo won't let him be here.

Isn't Johnny V not even at E3? I thought he said last year that he wouldn't be there for this year.

is sam even on hrt? he looks even less passable every year.

which one of the fat hairy babies?

user, I...

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I imagine that in his contact it had "never be in the same room as Dave Lang and Adam Boyes ever again."

he is

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holy shit johnny v aged like 15 years

God, not only has the site gotten terrible, but they've even ruined their E3 live show now. They really just want to become as bad as possible, don't they?

imma grip n' sip nigga

Nintendo confirmed for cowards

she was big in the tumblr photos at least, probably lost weight for the wedding

casey malone

why is that man wearing make up?

JV is last and he's bringing some big nintendo names

I think his bimbo succubus wife is stealing his life force.

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Who was the Jewess?

learn to hide your powerlevel you goddamn neckbear, jesus christ

Source?

Nintendo couldn't risk letting Johnny V get shitfaced and tell Gooigi jokes live on stream, it woulda been a PR nightmare

losing weight always does that to people

>thank you SAM
It's SaMA'AMtha shitlord

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Lmao he doesn't even put effort into his voice. If you're not even going to try to be one then why should anyone recognize you as a woman?

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They were probably also afraid he'd get shitfaced and start tweeting random executives' phone numbers.

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5'11 vs 6'0

sentris - 6/10

and that's with sympathy sjw points.

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i always wondered what casey malone looked like

JUST

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last year the show ended around 3am here. its only midnight.

what a shame

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>for the kids

where is this from?

johnny motherfuck v

charity stream a few years ago

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nm, extra life

jesus christ that thigh........phew....

>Lang Gang not completely shitfaced and borderline out of control
>no Johnny V
Dude this bites

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Ryan Davis had a big fat cock

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Giant Bomb is an animated corpse

Alexis has the right idea.

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hoping this is just a "what are we doing at e3" segment and the next segment is classic johnny v boyes and lang shooting the shit

>ADAM "THE GREAT WHITE NORTH" BOYES

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BASED JOHNNY V

Mary Kish, currently of Twitch, clip from Giant Bomb

Giant Bomb is based

johnny v is my fucking hero

>Johnny V asking a tranny about Caitlin Jenner.

Holy shit, this dude is more based than I thought.

>Johnny V is carrying the show and he isn't even there
brehs...

They try to maintain the facade as best they can but they can't help but crack sometimes

that's why we're all upset that he's not on the stream

i enjoy this story

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smooth as porcelain.... excuse me gentlemen

Bruh...

LMAO sif JV didnt know that obvious man is a man

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he knew user, he was just trying to save face

Fat faggot Casey Malone not content in ruining the website by inflicting Abby on it, now ruins the last good segment of E3 by being on it.
Shut it down, it's done.

JV is currently watching this stream and sweating profusely. More so than normal.

I would fuck Sam

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why else would he have been trying to strike up a conversation about trannies.


lol based moonman

>references mac tonight
>giant bomb chat explodes with alt right shit
rent free

>they brought a tranny onto the 'everyone gets drunk and rowdy' segment

why

next up is Austin and Patrick sadly

F U C K

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Girls like that don't stay faithful, you stupid fucking idiot. Go out in the real world. If you're in a 'relationship' with a girl like that, you have to accept that she will fuck around.

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It is usueful to have them around to attract all the edgy retards and redditors in order for this place to keep growing and growing up sort of as a retard magnet,just think of how many cringefests we have avoided since their existence and how many more we could've had avoided if such a place existed sooner.

how do you know?

>i earned my own respect back

dave lang ladies and gentlemen

Inb4 they come crawling back to GB now that waypoint has been shitcanned.

Girls being slobs is top tier sexy.

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oh great. hope they have one last segment with boyes, lang and maybe even drake since jv isnt there.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck man

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Can’t believe he killed himself

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heck yeah

RIP

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Goddamn. Does anyone watch her stream? Are they comfy?

Is that a tranny?

>Are they comfy?
yeah

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sleep tight sweaty prince

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why are trannies always so wooden

no a crossdresser

Dude if she gets more buff she'd be approaching Cory Chase territory

What happened?

No that's Patrick

>that toned tummy
Is it too late to try and find a job at twitch and randomly run into her in a hallway with my penis out? Asking for a friend.

Austin is ftm, yes

>now that waypoint has been shitcanned.
but it's not, they just changed the name to vice games, which they mostly ignore

no this is patrick

Vice fired some people from waypoint, basically only them two left and made them close their site so now they can only post articles on some dead section of Vice.

please no dear God. I guess put Austin back at GBEast (as Abby's replacement) but leave Klepek in the dirt

fuck, well RIP Lang Gang.

>ywn be a business chad tricking your bro into paying for a massive dinner

anybody got that klepklop pic?

none of this is true though. they still release multiple podcasts a week and the yjust changed the name of the site but still call everything waypoint

Austin got demoted in the process though. No longer editor-in-chief, and he also lost a couple of his underlings.

>lost cute ass natalie
damn it.

just natalie, which sucks

he must be some sort of secret genius. how does some wino jump from trashfire gearbox to nintendo

Why is Giant Bomb still a thing? None of them even play video games anymore.

I imagine he's like George Constanza, motherfucker just falling upwards

Mary is literally the most average woman ever. Sorry, but being a gamer girl doesn't mean you get a free pass.

no one can compete with pizza

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t. butthurt roastie

The Disney experience probably helped a lot

>you faggots actually know the names of people that worked at waypoint
Absolutely gay and kill yourselfpilled

Mad you don't pass tranny faggot?

???

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somebody drew patrick as a my little pony and it was named klepklop or some shit. cant find it anywhere.

me on the left

>not knowing who the keyblade master is

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she's joining GB

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nothing more gay than to follow a cute ass girl

Danielle Riendeau also transferred to a different part of VICE.

Funny enough, that leaves only men left in the dedicated VICE Games, which will greatly agitate their rabidly Left audience who were already upset by no tranny on staff. Perhaps Austin will make more vague references to being "queer" in order to placate them.

Them hating Post Malone makes me think he's possibly based and redpilled.

>Danielle Riendeau also transferred to a different part of VICE.
she was barely around anyway.

incel

they hate him because hes white

What did that tranny say?

based if true

who cares

is she replacing abby

>food porn
Murican degeneracy

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fucking garbage

Begging ya to have sex buddy

>they hate him because hes white

ah, of course.

>they hate him because hes white
They hate him because he promotes Nigger-white girl race-mixing. Go look at the video for Sunflower. It's disgusting and egregious. A true Jew.

Janina with the nude scenes from True Blood incoming!

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>helllllloooo reddit!

and then jeff got up and laid him the fuck out, to thunderous applause

So they ruined one of the few good E3 segments with a tranny, a literally who, Drake (who can be ok sometimes but eh), and another literally who who happens to be friends with them and gave Abby a job. And the last segment is going to have Austin Soapbox Walker. Fuck you, Alex.

Oh hey Drew's there

god i hope so

>Drew
>Natalie
>Janina
Attractive people couch next?

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That was the worst Lang segment, what a boring shitshow.

have you never listened to lang and jeffs rap podcast? its all a bunch of faggy ass white guilt bullshit. they even talk about how problematic rap is and that they should stop listening to it.

by follow i meant on social media, doesnt translate well on a board full of spergs that get mad that you know a name of someone who worked a video game website

>They hate him because he promotes Nigger-white girl race-mixing.

They would praise him for that.

i want her to spit on me and suck her pusy bros ;_;

>the absolute state of GiantBomb

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The only half decent person on Waypoint is Rob Zacny, even then he’s better on Three Moves Ahead because he just delves deep on strategy games

>boomer slamming a can alone against the wall
Please tell me none of you are like this at parties....

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fucking great. time to slit my wrists.

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Rob is cool

Janina was rubbing him a few minutes ago

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>Let's get it done with: @Janina, @XavierWoodsPHD, @austin_walker, @patrickklepek, @nataliewatson, @drewscanlon
Fucking kill yourself Alex, what kind of dogshit booking is this.

yeah, it was still pretty good. those johnny v stories were killer

I barely see anything from GB anymore. Are they really moving/going under within the next year? The sales are weird with "bad at business", and I can't imagine even the die hards are still around.

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She's so young she doesn't know that that's a Giant Bomb phrase, she meant Waypoint's podcast.

>literally said they should change the name of the show(a kanye west reference) once it came out that Yeezy was a redpilled trump supporter
They're parodies of themselves at this point

Noticed in one of the vlogs and this - Jason has gigantic fucking ears. Like, Tommy Lee Jones tier.

kek i saw him think about joining a convo and then deciding not to and i felt some emotions

with drew austin and patrick its going to be a failed spin off special

somebody post the website with Jason's old PSO """fanart"""

>No based drunk Greg Miller

fuck off Alex

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Retardera is their main audience.
Everyone else is just watching a zombie pretend it's still human.

Ben has a Reddit account that made dozens of rage comics.

So did Rob grow up in a conservative household where he developed an interest in military stuff, only to then become an indoctrinated commie in college? That's the impression I have of him.

wait has alex always booked these?

That's a damn good Paige impression.

>drew is here to formally re-join GB

yeah, im thinking hes based

Same. I would pretend to look at other things and seem distracted because approaching groups always gave me anxiety.

It's weird, the quality of their content dropped off a cliff but their fanbase is so retarded they don't care and are happy to fund their mediocrity. But they've started leaning in hard on clickbait bullshit on their youtube channel which probably doesn't say good things about where they're at.

that makes sense. video games seem so fucking dead. i've seen the obligatory phil spencer one, the gallup/50 cent dude/john wick game couch, and sega/macdonald/squenix couch were the only ones i could be fucked watching.

Yes, Alex does these bookings. You can notice this when the chat falls over themselves sucking his dick for a "good job" when it's a tranny/SJW segment.
It's pretty much the one job he has for the entire year, because they do jack all

I’ve always just seen him as a huge ass military geek who got forced into being a leftist because of his like half Mexican or w/e

bases

Don't get my hopes up

I was a longtime subscriber and giant bomb apologist and I couldn't even defend it anymore.

yeah seeing that redout thumb i cringed, and the seo in the title with wipeout or whatever. abby seems like less of an uppity bitch but still annoying. too bad i won't watch anything at all with east coast because abby or alex.

sucks for Xavier Woods to get stuck with that bunch.

Hey man they're busy okay they just moved into the new office

brad's all but confirmed he's leaving. he's had to bite his tongue making half-jokes about it and change the conversation more than a few times recently.

Not even Drew coming back could save this sinking ship

a bunch of their shit is subscription only nowadays. the east coasts has like 4 series running at the same time. west coast has like 2 or 3

Possibly. They've gone really overboard with advertising premium sales, which they never really did before aside from mentioning it offhand a couple of times. But this last one, they shoved it down our throats on every piece of content. They also did a month-long trial for these E3 streams, which is a first. And they've been putting everything on YouTube and making some premium videos free on there. Smells like desperation to me

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This makes the penis the big penis.

IT'S A LOCKDOWN BABY

wow Sam is a fucking UNIT

>a bunch of their shit is subscription only nowadays
I haven't been to their site but I can see that. I wondered why their content seemed sparse but then saw some "unlocked" videos. I'd fucking watch Jeff play old games like Tony Hawk but no way I'm paying for any of it. Can't imagine how sad UPF is nowadays lmao

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Happy that Brad is finally leaving. Also sad to hear that his guinea pig died when he accidentally sat on it.

Jeff said 2018 was their best financial year ever, so take that as you will.

pro skater series is pretty based but fuck ben is in them and can be bad at some times.

I can't tell if this is satire
>namefag
Oh.

absolutely

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>Also sad to hear that his guinea pig died when he accidentally sat on it.

wat

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Brad leaving is an old ass GB meme.

UPF has felt like get-this-shit-over-with time for years now. At least East switches it up with some variety every now and then

>me in my room when there's company over

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>[kishposting intensifies]

I know this very well

Do we like her because she looks a bit like a man, lads?

>me for the last 15 years

UPF died when Vinny moved, it was already in a downward spiral but he at least used to bring the interesting stuff.

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Is Rorie posting all these mary pics?

Why does chat seem to think Brad is leaving?

Look, it's that NIGGER that BLACKED Paige in her prime.

It's a very, very old meme.

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Brad is out Natalie is in.

It's been a meme for like 10+ years, man

drew save us

It's a old ass meme since giant bomb's inception. Every year Brad is """leaving""""

*ahem*

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Holy fuck this Natalie girl is cute. Dropping that old hag Mary, Natalie is my waifu now.

good

>latinx
Oh, a white woman larping. I see.

>fuck Wh*toids and fuck gamers!!

kek

shes an ugly mousy retard

drew + austin are ok

eff that guy

FUCK SONY and FUCK ANGRYJOE

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Wouldn't you if you were forced to keep this shit running and never be on the couch?

somebody make a thread on Yea Forums

I can't find the video

>hey thanks for getting those tranny freaks out of here jeff appreciate it

man xavier is different this year

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Oh I can't listen to this bitch

wait wat explain

Austin is only ok when he's not on his SJW bullshit, which is a lot of the time. Glad he went off to Waypoint and brought his soapbox with him. Contains a lot of the insufferable garbage in one area

which one?

>panders while having the most basic taste in your path

holy shit she's gotten more annoying every year

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who even is she? some actor from a star wars game right?

WHO

Any of you lads remember when Leah Alexander shit up the E3 streams by getting way too fucking drunk and talking over the funny people?

what if they had sex right now

The only one who won't shut up of course

Yeah. Battlefront 2.

Power went out while Xavier was doing a demo presentation of Monster Hunter. Had to do an impromptu Q&A with the devs for like ten minutes while things were being reset.

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She can't help it. When you're hot, you're used to being the center of attention. People give positive responses to any nonsense you spew. She also seems to think her niche is being "quirky," which means extra annoying

Adam Boyes and David Lang still aren't faggots. That's cool I guess.

haha wouldn't that be funny haha
like a joke haha

she was the main character in battlefront 2's campaign which sucked ass and was a waste of time. shes been hanging around GB since then.

Left is purrty.

She has that thing a lot of girls get when they're "one of the boys". They talk really loud, think they are funny, and don't stfu.

>"How are things going, Drew?"
>"Great!"
JUST
FUCK
MY
SHIT
UP

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nigga i aint watching this gay shit

delicious grappa

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D-Damn, barely over 10K a month. What a blunder!

purrty fucking ugly

was that the one from like 2009?

pic unrelated, patrick's wife

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>brown women
>white """women""" (pic related)

white womyn on suicide watch

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that happens to every patreon if you dont continually offer new stuff

>implying drew doesn't have a real day job

>t. guy who got cheated on so now they're all the same.
>t. girl who wants it to be the norm so she's not in the wrong

Reminder that the chick in middle has nudes

and they are terrible

YIKES

I think it was 2010 and 2011. I don't recall. She later tried to claim sexism because nobody else was ragging on the other people for being drunk wrecks.
Probably because they weren't annoying as fuck.

Why should I care what you think though? Don't reply to me.

fuck you alfalfa

and thats it? she hasnt worked on any other games or even have some bullshit blog about the sims?

How much does Patreon cut? If it's not much, he's still doing six figures.

woof

>incel is butthurt and still an incel
kys

based

Too bad 'cause the chick on the left is crazy hot

This is not a hard question to answer
imdb.com/name/nm1232470/?ref_=nv_sr_1?ref_=nv_sr_1

yuck. get standards fag. butthole eyes is disgusting.

shes a model mainly but i think she does game stuff here and there

Pretty much the only qualification for getting onto the couch is being in Alex's friend circle.

>six figures in the bay area
user the poverty line is $117,000 or less

dilate then kill yourself.

>chat's gonna be like "who are these old people on the couch, where are there so many white people"
adam is like the only based canadian

>when that nipslip happened live on stream

>audio recorded behind the scenes of Ryan calling her a trainwreck

Good times... good times.

she's in the game that the 50 cent blood in the sand guy was shilling

$10k/mo doesn't go far in sf. avg 1br apartment is $3700/mo alone.

>Low end Silicon Valley salary for a shit ton of traveling and hiring a bunch of other people

Unironically a blunder.

Haha you're crazy man.

>Great job Alex, please more tranny segments for next year!

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lol'd hard when they had to adjust the camera two minutes in because hambeast couldn't keep her legs shut

>butthole eyes
kek

it's not the money, it's the journey

holy shit just got this to part and had to pause for two minutes to calm down and post here

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>drew just sitting there being pretty

hes back boys...

this explains so much

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>He ruined the best segment by adding trannies and literally whos and also not having it last
>basedboys still eat it up
Fuck Alex.

some schrodinger's cat shit going on here. she's both pretty and not pretty at the same time

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I want to kiss Drew

so nice of patrick to buy his grandma a drink

she looks nice eating pussy

She look like the bitch from Happy Days

It was the same when he was on the couch last year. There's nothing to say other than one question of where he's been recently. He barely does shit, not enough content to carry a longer series of questions

omg Woods hitting on Janina, not even subtle

holy shit i thought comedy lord dan could pull something better than this.

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ffa jeff throw drew a bone and ask him about cloth map

didn't he fuck a porn star?

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She's getting blacked later.

She has pretty big tits though. She's also like 10 years younger than he is

The woman agreed to marry him at a Taco Bell, they're fucking perfect for each other.

shes really not that bad. seems nice too.

yeah

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>taco bell marriage
l o l

Need this twerkers IG please.

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he already did, his response was basically he took his dad on vacation using his fans money.

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jesus, sounds like i've missed some shit in the last few years. who/where was this?

timestamp?

Isn't going on vacation his 'job'?

>The one on the right.
youtube.com/watch?v=W1dRBWyf6z8

fuck the brown girl is getting spicy with the white girl. god its so hot

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>wasnt actually free
>had to pay all the fees

lol

whodat

it was within the last ten minutes or so of that segment.

THE OLD MAN MADE A SEX JOKE

NOT AWWKARD AT ALL

Do you have the one where he's looking longingly at Mary while she texts?

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exactly

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actually, now i'm starting to remember the story. it was pretty early on when he came to gb and they went to some kids birthday party, i think.

Drew is reliving his producer days. It's been like 15 minutes since he last spoke.

>Spic girl making a point to correct Jeff
Kek

whens johnny v on? also thread hit bump limit.

He's not. He works for Nintendo now, it's not a good look

He's not. Nintendo forbids it. Lang and Boyes already were already on

he just killed himself show some respect

Brown lady is kind of right feels shit man

ok...

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Literally me.

still hoping he will show up for a surprise last segment

with Ryan

The TV lady talks too much

Janine has been probably talking more than anyone there including Jeff. Poor Drew!

You have a (cute?) mexican gf already, rorie, let us incels have mary

Eh, I think she was in a picture he posted, and she looked pretty homely. But it might not have been her
And I think they're engaged now

>doing a send off
Uh oh, last time they did that, Austin announced he was leaving. Who is it now?!
>inb4 Brad

Brad or Dan leaving?

Janina was so passive aggressive against the white, younger, more attractive girl. Stupid roastie.

my guess is Ben

Brads leaving for sure

What if Jeff is finally done

SHIT WE NEED A NEW BREAD

Hopefully Ben and Abby.

I'm guessing Dan, who has enough options in his life that he probably doesn't need to work for a website anymore. He probably got signed by WWE or something.

ben is your brad now faggot

She was a somewhat bad guest. She had useful stuff to contribute but she constantly talked over people and didn't give other people room to speak. Like she would jump in immediately after Jeff said something.

>OMG NINTENDO

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Hopefully GB from existence.

>white

Our guy is finally getting the strap

IF THERES ACTUAL NEWS MAKE A THREAD, OTHERWISE GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE I LOVE YOU ALL

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This, it's all over.

kek

based

Good night tranny.

we need more Mary pics and a new thred.

And she kept making annoying noises.

>Brad
OUT
>Banjo-Kazooie
IN

Jeff should have done his job and talked to the other people more