Are you guys ready for Witcher 320p?
Are you guys ready for Witcher 320p?
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Switch works on televisions too, retard
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>he still haven't figure it out that witcher 3 will be the game to showcase the Switch Pro
ddeessuu I wish they downgraded it down till it was half way to Runescape2 and hit 60fps
*360p
also 480p on your 4k tv
220p undocked
Yes, I too am ready for Geralt to cuck Steve out of Smash.
But what would we call him since he's not an anime swordsman?
in very stable 20fps
It's been confirmed to be 720p docked and 540p undocked retard. It will employ a dynamic resolution when the action gets heavy, and I'm sure Snoyboys will cherry pick those screenshots. 540p is just fine for a handheld. The Vita is 540p, but Read Dead Redemption 2 looks great streaming on it.
>I-It's 540p!!!!! Get it right!!!!!
you know it will have zelda skins. otherwise why buy it.
But it's portable, so you can enjoy Witcher 3 at 22fps while sitting on your couch or bed, just a few feet away from a proper gaming machine.
>mfw I don't care about graphics because I already played it and just want to lay in bed and be comfy
>bought The Witcher 3 for the PC
>quit slightly before the blood baron because of work
>could now resume playing on the Switch
For some reason I just can't finish games on the PC, but I always finish them on the Switch, so I am seriously considering switching. Hope the experience won't be that worse
>i have shit standards
people elike you are fucken retarded. KYS
I can honestly care less about the game but more of what it represents. Third party devs had lost one of their main pillars of why they can't port games to the Switch anymore. The Switch is more than capable of handling games, so stop with the bullshit and just tell the truth. That they simply don't want to.
To be fair I bought Hellblade on Switch and while it does look like ass I can't imagine sitting down and playing it on pc over Hat in Time or a multiplayer game.
It's hard to finish a 100 hour game sitting in a computer chair at a desk. I've only gotten like 25 hours into The Witcher 3 on PC. Planning to get the Switch version.
sounds like somebody isn't comfy
do you realize that having games like Witcher 3 and other big titles being able to be played in Handheld mode, even at 500-720p, is a great feat? The Vita was 480p.
>But phones are 1080p+ lmao
can they play the video games on Switch? No.
Yes, people laugh at the Switch, they laugh at the Vita. Meanwhile, I look forward to a future, where I can play any game I want 720p to 1080p 30-60 fps in the palm of my hands.
>He looks forward to playing ports LOL
I like gaming. Do you?
Oh I think you are right, that might be the reason I can't finish long games on the PC. It's much easier to play for a long time when you're laying in bed, on a machine that is used exclusively for vidya, without distractions such as Yea Forums or social media
Stop making sense
You'll never teach these people about the comfy
They refuse to understand it
I actually agree with your post fellow portablebro but I feel like they should have waited until the Switch pro to release this so it would hopefully play at a locked 720p 30 fps. I'm all for portable big budget games but they should at least match the native resolution of the system they're on.
Retard.
>have pc capable of running games
>prefer to play games on a tiny screen, with a crappy controller, at a resolution slightly better than my cell phone had in 2006
This is dumb.
720p 30fps - 1080p 30 fps handheld gaming won't be a thing for at least another 3-5+ years. sad I know.
OOF!
This is why I hooked my pc to my tv and played with a controller. Super comfy
It's looking great so far
I’m excited that they were able to port this game, I’ve heard a lot of good things. And theres no way I was buying it for Xbone (a dead console I have no interest in playing)
If bad resolution is the prics to pay to have it on Switch Incan deal with it. Suck my dick PC faggots.
I don't have a TV, though, and I would need a big 4k TV if I put it in front of my bed. Plus sitting in that particular position would squeeze my vocal cords and give me a cough eventually.
Except it is with first party and a lot of third party Nintendo games. It's especially impressive on titles like Smash and MO where it's just so buttery smooth. That's the only real argument I could agree with for only playing Nintendo exclusives on your Switch.
I just hope the Switch pro is about as powerful as a base PS4. I feel like that would make it futureproof enough for next gen.
>People will buy Witcher 3 on Switch just because "muh mobility"
>They'll enjoy playing Witcher 3 at 540p and like 20-30 FPS if that.
Jesus, like it's not worth the mobility function. Who the fuck wants to play an RPG like Witcher 3 in mobile form anyway? I'd rather be at home where I can concentrate and relax, not on the bus or subway surrounded by retards and external noises.
This, I can't see any other reason to even bother porting it to Switch.
Literally just to play in bed imo. Switch in bed is fucking comfy
>switch pro revealed
>better textures and W3 is playable at 720p natively now
One can only hope.
If the Switch Pro uses the same Tegra chipset as the new Nvidia Shield, it should put it roughly on par with the base Xbone/PS4, meaning we could get native 1080p while docked.
Why do people keep saying "Switch Pro"? Is it even a thing or baseless speculations?
>Literally just to play in bed imo
Yeah, it's too bad nobody has invented a wireless controller, so you can play other video games in bed.
I have a decent PC and I've never tried Witcher. In the year if our Lord 2019., where we get Three Houses and Astral Chain in a span of 1 month, my answer is obviously no.
From what Digital Foundry said most of the docked footage is mainly 720p, its like how Mortal Kombat on Switch is mainly 720p for the most part and drops during cutscenes.
I'm more worried about the audio.
Yeah I'm ready, at least it will be better than the trash fire that is Pokemon Sword and Shield.
It's baseless, and laughably hopeful speculation. I don't know how old they are, but Nintendo doesn't do upgrades for hardware revisions.
>GCN hardware revision removed component port
>DS revision removed GBA slot
>Wii revision removed: Gamecube BC, Wifi, USB ports, Gamecube controller ports
>Wii U didn't live long enough to get revision
>3DS revision got a bigger screen at the same pixel density and resolution, resulting in lower quality image
>second 3DS revision removed 3D
In the unbelievably unlikely event that a hardware revision is an improvement (N3DS, PS4Pro), the companies are smart enough to not bisect their userbase, so the upgrades are pretty much vestigial.
Yeah I'm really doubting that's what they'll go with though, considering they used the X1 when the X2 was available just to save money.
There was an article published today which followed up the original rumors about it by the Wallstreet Journal and said they're still true.
I meant docked in portable though.
I see no point anymore, switch users really just have lower standards. I just don't want them to ruin their first experience with this game. One of the best parts of this game is the graphics and its attention to detail in the world. You're gonna ruin that with the lower graphics but no one cares.
You should always try to play the game in its intended form. It's like playing doom in 30fps, you never should play it like this. At the very least on your first playthrough.
>buying non-exclusives on the Switch
Why the fuck would you do that? Nintendo has been a supplementary system since 6th gen, meaning that the system is only worth buying for exclusives, and all multiplats are better off played elsewhere. You could say there's nothing wrong with buying inferior multiplat ports, but the message you're sending to publishers is, "We don't care about exclusives, we'll take scraps that run like ass because we're starved."
this is a pretty red pilled post.
There were articles published today expanding on the previous rumors. gamerant.com
The new 3ds got a bump in power though, albeit not a very large one. If Nintendo hopes to stay relevant in the very soon 9th gen then they'll need to either make a revision or release a sequel. They said they wanted the console to last longer than the typical generation-long console so they'll need to do this if they want to release the latest games on it.
At the very least, a mini version is pretty much inevitable. Current model is too expensive for the average person and they failed to meet sales goals.
>expanding on rumors
its fucking nothing user christ.
>WSJ and several other sources confirmed they exist, apparently going into production now
>Nintendo was slowing down orders for the Tegra X1 in Q1 and Q2
>Nvidia expects orders from Nintendo to rebound in Q3
>Nvidia currently working on a new Shield with a new Tegra chipset
A revision is inevitable. All consoles and handhelds get a revision. I'm saying it's naive to expect a Switch Pro, when the far more likely event for a Switch revision is a die shrink.
Because i like to play on a handheld. Intended form lmao. At least it would play better than on my pc, and honestly i can only play rpgs l;ike witcher/edler scrolls on either pc or something portable, i can't play anything on tv except for some racing/fighting/party stuff
It's a portable system brainlet. Playing games that typically could only be played on a console/pc is one of the main selling points of it. Of course people aren't going to only play all 3 first party titles worth playing on it if it has games like DD and Cuphead. You use this argument every thread and I always blow you out. Just stop.
My eyes are watering just thinking about trying to read all that tiny text in 540p
And you keep making the same dumbass mistake of confusing "exclusive" with "first party."
>Last rumor said two were coming out, one that's a mini and one which is a N3DS tier "pro" version
>Expands on this by explaining why they're coming out later than usual and claims that it's up to 3 new models
>I-It's nothing new!
Okay retard.
>playing Bethesda games on a console
Jesus Christ
They'll likely do a mini version. They'll probably skip the pro version and just go straight to Switch 2 with BC.
It's literally the same thing when it comes to Nintendo games. It's basically semantics when it comes to that specific topic. You mentioned a bunch of literally who/multiplat/ass games when going into "exclusives" and defended yourself by saying "durr nobody owned that console".
It's not a fucking exclusive if it's a multiplat you dumb nigger and nobody buys a Switch for Octopath, Candice, etc. or cares about them. They're literally inferior games to third-party ports like Cuphead that people actually bought in droves. Cope.
Think of it like this, you can sit at home and eat a huge juicy steak, some mashed potatoes and veggies but you can't take it on the go. This is like having a bottle of söylent you can drink on the go and get the benefits of a meal.
the text will more than likely be screen-resolsution up to 1080p, 3d will just be rendered lower
That's what i implied. And top tier pc is quite expensive as well. I remember buying a lenovo laptop that played gta v almost at max settings but it had problems handling fallout 4 and witcher 3.
>resolution on par with a handheld device from 2011
>this is fine
OH NO NO NO NO
>It's literally the same thing when it comes to Nintendo games.
Is this your first fucking console generation? How old are you?
If they're going to drop the X1, which seems very likely, using the Xavier makes a lot more sense than the Parker for both Nvidia and Nintendo.
Was the Parker even used on anything other than cars the magic leap one?
Uhmm, are there any other handhelds out there? Handhelds struggle with ports and mutliplats of bigger console/pc titles, imagine that.
Then why bother porting them? If the choices are "make something that runs like ass," or "make something new," why are you defending the lazier decision?
Not an argument.
>rumors
go away
Because people would play them, including myself, i haven't finished dlcs yet, and i'm all for playing witcher 3 on a handheld. It can't be that bad, skyrim, doom, wolfenstein all ran pretty well.
Are you all just pulling the resolution/framerate out of your asses?
>hurr it'll be 540p/22fps
how the fuck can you know
it'll probably be 720p/30fps, it's not hard for the Switch to handle that configuration
>people are seriously complaining about the fact the witcher 3 was ported to switch
>Not realizing the they should've ported the second game or first to switch so more people can understand and follow the story of the games
>People also think the "switch pro" rumors aren't bait to catch possible leakers
You faggots are retarded as hell.
22 fps is bullshit, 540p seems to be legit though, i doubt switch could handle 720 witcher, only if it ran at 20 fps.
>Because people would play them
That is not an explanation. That is just begging the question.
nigger my shitty GTX 760 can 720p/60fps The Witcher 3 on average settings
surely a Switch is better than a GTX 760
>720p/30fps, it's not hard for the Switch to handle
Maybe docked...if you look at the vast majority of multiplats on switch, games that are 1080p(dynamic)+60fps on ps4 run at well below 720p and frequently below 30 on handheld Switch. Witcher 3 runs at 1080 and frequently below 30 fps on ps4...
It is, though. You're clearly from an era where the only Nintendo exclusive games are first party titles, which is this console generation. So you should probably not talk about things you clearly know nothing about.
>surely a Switch is better than a GTX 760
Narrator: It wasn't
Because even the PS4 couldn't run Witcher 3 at 30fps. And only a complete idiot would try to claim any semblance of parity, and especially superiority, of the Switch's hardware with the PS4's.
And the question is? Why would people play console/pc only game on a handheld? Did you ever own one? People would like to play big popular titles on a portable system. What exactly you don't understand?
The PS4 has a GPU comparable to the 760.
No it's not, lmao.
Did Yea Forums really manage to post so much about a game without having any basic information?
Holy shit you dumb underagers
nintendolife.com
It's 720p docked 540p portable
"The only snag is that anti-aliasing quality is evidently low, which makes the stair-stepping stick out. Playing handheld certainly will be a better way to evaluate the Switch version's strengths, especially if it does sit permanently at 960x540 - where such a res will be harder to catch on the smaller screen."
Game will occupy 32GB
This game sucked it was barely a game at all
>And the question is?
Goddamn, read a book, nigga.
en.wikipedia.org
>I just hope the Switch pro is about as powerful as a base PS4
Not a chance in hell, sadly. Switch is at 360 power right now, they cant jump an entire console generation without making a new console, not just a "Pro" version.
name any handled gaming console currently available right now from anywhere else that can play the game better in handheld mode. Mobile phones are not a valid answer.
That's what I thought.
Maybe if Sony made a Vita successor without jewing with proprietary memory and actually gave a shit, they would realize people want it.
?? I don't get it, why would you send me a wiki page for that?
>port a game normally for gaming console or PC to a fucking device which is weaker than a normal smartphone.
What is the fucking point?
If there's every going to be a new nintendo hybrid within the new 3-4 years, it's probably going to be 1050ti tier at best.
docked 360p 24 fps kino
>I just hope the Switch pro is about as powerful as a base PS4
You hope that an unconfirmed hardware revision is as powerful as a PS4, a console the size of a phone book, and they manage to include a screen and speakers and reduce the size to a tablet. You're not very smart, are you?
mental coping gymnastics the post
Why are you saying that?
Did you somehow think my post implied the resolution is not high enough?
You fucking stupid illiterate retarded autistic underaged nigger
>weaker than a smartphone
>the smartphones literally cannot play any AAA ports on the switch in any capacity
so such of this weak and useless argument about mobile phones having better hardware. Yeah, maybe they do, but they can't play the games
>name any handled gaming console currently available right now from anywhere else that can play the game better in handheld mode.
Why? I can name three different platforms that can run the game far better without needing the gimmick of portability.
To play it on a handheld.
Anything below native res looks awful, retard. The vita is also a real handheld and handheld sized. It's going to be blurry as shit.
>get caught saying dumb shit
>say more dumb shit
okay
Imagine willingly playing a garbage version because you can't sit still for period of time or accommodate your setup.
>without needing the gimmick of portability.
this is where you outed yourself.
The vita was 544p
The switch has games that look and run like shit and it isn't even a handheld. It's a 2017 tablet, vita hardware is 2012 shit.
The switch is pathetically week and garbage even from a design standpoint .
You dumbass. I love the Switch and I think running 720p on docked is a great and sufficient achievement. My post was literally quoting the facts.
Don't ever reply to me again. Not until you are 18, or until your IQ has three digits.
I can imagine that, i don't need hemorrhoids.
>The switch has games that look and run like shit
So you don't own a Switch
Why are you in this thread?
Same
Not because Switch is better it’s just more convenient
I actually finish games on Switch
Most games look and run like shit on the Switch.
3ds was worse that vita in graphics department, didn't stop it from having sweet games.
>Not because Switch is better but because I'm a drooling mongoloid fanboy who can't get erect if my platform of choice doesn't say "Nintendo" on it
Not bad for handheld
Don’t need to that’s my reality
Better I play vidyas in bed instead of shitpost machine no.3
>my standards need to be pow because I can't compare it to anything else!
>except laptops, phones, streaming devices.
Ok retard
I was tricked into thinking that Switch was a home console when I bought it in 2017
Because people developed games specifically designed with the strengths and limitations of the hardware in mind. They didn't go, "Here's Red Dead Redemption 3DS at 120p/8fps!"
You cant be serious
How fat and dirty are you to get hemmroids from regular sitting?
Of course I own a Shitch, I even have almost every 'game' on it. It's why I know most games look and run like shit on it. This isn't speculation.
True, but the 3DS was pretty shit. It was about as much as a port machine as the Vita with lazy 'remakes'
What a sad life to live, you must be a pathetic loser.
Of course but it would have been nice to play it on handheld, i'm talking about playable state, not the re revelations on vita, for instance.
3ds is not that good as previous handhelds, but it's not in the same league as shitta and i own both.
You don't have to be fat and dirty for that, hemorrhoids is common for driver/sitting jobs, i'm already sitting on a fucking chair for 8 hours at work, i stopped even using the pc at home after getting a job.
Nice projection
My life is pretty damn good
How’s your?
>"waaaaaah nintendo's systems are always underpowered!"
>nintendo proceeds to pick THE strongest mobile chip available at the time when designing the switch
>"waaaaaaah switch is underpowered!!"
what the fuck is wrong with people?
You're right, the 3DS was worse.
What's this picture supposed to convey? Fetal alcohol syndrome black dude with a fat Latina that looks like she got hit with a rolling pin?
>strongest mobile chip
?????
They literally just bought out old NVIDIA shit from 2015.
It still is better that switch and vita, psp was the best console for me though, gba is second, but too much shovelware.
Have sex.
You're doing the exact same thing, but in reverse.
>I don't want Witcher 3 on Switch
>Therefore, I assume no one else wants Witcher 3 on Switch
>No one wants Witcher 3 on Switch
You're quite obviously wrong. There's a huge demand for mobile, console-like gaming. I play my Switch all the time when I'm travelling, at the airport, waiting at the doctor's to cure my super AIDS, etc.
Good that you have a happy life, enjoy
So what does this have to offer me if I refuse to play any game under 60 FPS and hate portability? People hype it up as the definitive version, but I can't find a single thing worth it.
>Talking about a current gen console and the games you would play on it
>Wanting me to bring in irrelevant titles into the conversation for no reason
You're so fucking retarded it's unreal.
If you want to play games in 60 fps portably just buy Smash or Mario Odyssey.
>There's a huge demand for mobile, console-like gaming
Not for most people outside of Japan. Only for losers.
There's huge demand for movie games too, as the sales of the ps4 would demonstrate. Does that magically make Uncharted and TLOU the best games ever? or perhaps the idea of popularity dictating quality is a really, REALLY stupid idea?
The only chip more powerful was the x2 which would have made the Switch cost like $500 if they wound up using them instead. Greedy jews at Nvidia overpriced them.
>shovelware and DLC-fest
I think I will pass. If there's one thing I hate, it's a platformer with zero challenge, but right behind it is a pay2win party game.
Nothing, the Switch has universally the worse performance of all the consoles, the features of the OS are garbage, the control are complete shit, games are over priced, and it's slim pickings of overrated garbage.
cuz ur spending 60 on old games that are now 10 on pc finish them because of buyers remorse
Thanks user
Remember friends, sunshine and happiness keep depression away
You're posting on Yea Forums so your argument makes you a hypocrite. Cope.
Where in his post does he say popularity = quality? Cope.
graphics don't matter if the game is shit
>Movie Games
Nope Fifa and only Fifa.
I wouldn’t be surprised if the 2019 Top 5 best sellers are GTA V Fifa 20,19,18 and, 17
>not just playing cuphead on switch
Ok bro.
I finished Deltarune on Switch when I never would have on PC. That was a free game.
Why is that? What's wrong with calling you a loser when you are one?
What? What? Care to explain the cough part?
Because I have a long train commute dingus
So by your logic, FIFA is the best game ever because it's obscenely, almost stupidly, popular.
I already played it on the PC. Why would I want a worse experience on the go?
You're viewing this through your Ameripoo-centric lens. People in other countries have time to travel and spend time outside of their homes. Americans only have enough free time and money to waste it all getting idiotically drunk on the weekends.
>YEAH WHATABOUT
Shut the fuck up. The conversation wasn't about quality -- the conversation was about demand. "Why bring Witcher 3 to Switch?" was the question -- the answer is "because the demand is there". I don't know why you started talking about quality, or implying that I'm dictating what constitutes quality.
>all PC games are shit because I can't play them during my commute
If you're a biased console fanboy, you should've just said so.
are those gunshot wounds? you're black of course they are
no offense but how do you play a switch in public, it looks cringey as fuck
>or implying that I'm dictating what constitutes quality.
user, you are literally implying that only Nintendo games are quality, or that games on the Switch are quality. Like it was said here , and I quote,
>"if I can't play it on the train, it's a bad game."
It's such a dishonest argument.
It's only cringey if they have a fart sniffing holier-than-thou attitude. I'd be more than happy to sit next to someone playing Smash brothers, but I'd be repulsed if they went on about how they're saving the industry from the evil SJWS and snoys.
Wanna bet they have the 3DS notch to pervent retards from putting it in the old system?
I think the actual specs were 520 mobile, 720 docked or something. You could've at least said 360 so it's something believable.
$.02
You know they included a zoom feature right?
I can't tell if you're a shitty troll or if you're really that retarded.
I like home-cooked chicken dinners. I also like potato chips. I can't eat home-cooked chicken dinners while I'm taking a shit on top of your Pontiac Grand Prix, and I'd prefer not to eat a bag of chips while I'm laying in bed after having anally gaped the voice actress of your favourite waifu. You see how each has its niche? You see how both the chips and the home-cooked chicken dinner can be good for different things?
Now see if you can rub two of your brain cells together to get enough sparks going for you to apply that logic to consoles, you lip-biting troglodyte.
>$300 game console is weaker than a $1000 smartphone
Why would you play Witcher 3 on the Switch
The entire Switch is a zoom feature, since it's a platform for zoomers.
It's funny, because Witcher 3 is already on literally every other platform, so the only people bitching are retards who only own a switch.
And shitposters
>FOOD ANALOGY
Yeah, I would also be repulsed by having to sit next to the ridiculous strawman you've just invented.
>One of the best parts of this game is the graphics
I disagree.
The graphics are good, to be sure, but they're really not *the* reason to play Witcher 3. You play it for the story and the characters, and that's more or less intact no matter where you play it
based and comfypilled
>It will employ a dynamic resolution when the action gets heavy
This means we're going to get 240p-360p during a lot of the game, like doom and wolfenstein.
>people used to be impressed by low-power console ports
>now it's just more console war shitpost fodder
I've got it on PC but I'm intrigued to see what they can do with it. I'll be genuinely impressed if it runs well and looks okay and am glad Switchbros can play a fun game.
GPD Win 2.
I'm glad all the insecure fags on here have lost another game to define their personalities by
Hahahaha, this site is fun to come back to ever so often just to see all of you angry losers yell at each other via the keyboard, please do something productive once in a while.
It's literally a better experience when you can play it in bed at 60 fps but okay boomer.
Okay but how does that make them any different from you though, user? Seems like a silly thing to bring up.
That joke was bad and you should feel bad
Too expensive
>Almost 700$
>only to be marginally more powerful than the switch
>At more than double the fucking price
this but unironically
There is nothing going on the Witcher anyway. You could have 5 fps and be fine. X to win doesn't need 60fps
Playing on PC i realized that apart from hair works, the most demanding settings were foliage and shadows so I guess if they completely disable those the game will well albeit looking like shit and losing all atmosphere.
All these tears over Nintendo winning again.
Thanks for the beta testing fags.
>Name any handheld that can do X
>That doesn't count because reasons!
Move some goalposts.
Any platform can handle massive downgrades. It’s just that 1) companies want to move on and make new shit and 2) repackaging a 6 year old game and selling it for full retail value on underpowered hardware when it’s available for dirt cheap everywhere else, is a bit of a hard sell. Paying full price for shit like Skyrim or Doom is rough enough. Witcher 3? The only demographic for this Switch port are the hypocrites that claimed these games were shit but now they’re suddenly not, and now they want to play it “portably”, and will claim graphics don’t matter and that the game is now kino.
It happens every generation on Nintendo platforms. Skies of Arcadia on Dreamcast? Eh. On GameCube? BASED (who cares about audio compression), SWITCH PORT WHEN. Every indie ever on other platforms? Indie shit. Now on Switch? Can we talk about how AMAZING Hollow Knight is guis???
>The only demographic for this Switch port are the hypocrites that claimed these games were shit but now they’re suddenly not
I'm a huge Idort and I get this impression a lot. There's a bunch of people that ran with sour grapes on all these games when they weren't on a nintendo system, but the second they hit the switch they just think they are all amazing, even if it's a gimped port.
Who the fuck only buys one system except fanboys? I got a brand new ps4 2 years ago for $215 two years ago with a game included. This stuff is not crazy expensive.
seething snoyboy mad because his "big boy" games are also on "puny" switch now. and we all know it's snoybois shitposting because xbros and pcbros aren't usually this bad. dumping switch screens
Keep in mind that the game will look just fine on the Switch screen itself
Witcher 3 was on every system but Nintendo no one lost anything especially when it's downgraded
this one looks a bit iffy but nothing as bad as what the shitposters are hoping it would be
switch graphics bad
Snoyshits seething, another great game coming to Switch, feels good man.
>no one lost anything
Apparently they did otherwise this shitposting would not happen
imagine licking ciri's filthy hairy pits and pusy bros ;_;
You're seething lmao
Yes it would because the game is 540p and looks worse
Was Witcher 3 actually playable at E3? I must confess I forgot all about it amongst the sea of great games coming to Switch over the next few months.
Looking forward to playing Witcher 3 by the pool. Feels good man.
You should be seething about your PS2 grade port
youtube.com
Then don't play it
Oh good. I see the Americans are invading again. Are we finally on summer hours for them?
You can't name a sub $300 portable system which can run it. Looks pretty good for a handheld. Who would have thunk I'd be playing Witcher 3 on holiday? So good man.
Not only is he not going to play it, he's going to shitpost about a game on a platform he doesn't even own. Talk about OBSESSED. OH NO NO NO NO, why are snoyboys like this, bros? Can't wait until Xbox goes in for the jugular next generation.
Sounds like a resetera fag to me
>Talk about OBSESSED.
>says the guy talking about Sony apropos of nothing
Looks fucking fantastic for a handheld. The guy even says he has to slow the fucking footage down to get a grasp on the difference. KYS seething cuck.
No I got 2 big wood splinters in my chest from chopping down trees.
‘‘Tis only a flesh wound didn’t hit anything vital
>nothing
It's been proven time and time again that snoyboys are the ones behind most of the shitposting that goes on here and elsewhere on the internet.
It’s no more “cringy” than checking a text on your phone
Leaked Witcher 3 Switch screenshots
I kid, the fact that they're able to get the game running at all without totally butchering it on the Switch is kind of insane.
Just so we're on the same page here: you think Sony is the big bad boogeyman of the internet, but they're the ones who are obsessed?
lmao Xbox will never defeat Nintendo letalone the undisputed king of kings Sony you can't compete w/ the best
>Switch is overpriced!
>Device that out preforms it costs more than double
It’s a perfectly reasonable price!
Which one is it?
t. has never ridden in the subway or train
Literally no one cares what you're doing because they're busy on their phone anyways
This. I've seen all sorts of normies playing switches in public places (mainly airports where there's heavy concentration of people)
Imagine being a port begging nincel with a Fischer price tablet playing the worst version of multiplats and bing bing wahoo 1up children’s games lmao pathetic.
not sony but their fans certainly are the biggest shitposters and consolewarriors
Xbox doesn't need to defeat nintendo. MS and nintendo are buddies but nice try with grouping sony with nintendo.
Oh it's going to be a stunning 10 fps experience alright.
Wolfenstein port was terrible, too much blur.
Right. But they're the ones who are obsessed? Clearly not you though, Mr. Pot. It's the kettle that's obsessed.
Shitters are always desperate to underplay the importance of the Switch being portable because the have no argument against it. That's why you always see those pathetic "you don't play games in public do you?" threads.