Why is my boy so wide now?

That nigga DUMMY T H I C K

MORE

WIDER

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Saved

the best way to play

he was hibernating for like 10 years

source?

Not him but I recognized it
e621.net/post/show/1900651

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I am NOT sucking your nipples

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No please

Witch Winkybunion, I'm CIA.

he's probably going to be heavy tier. larger hitbox.

Would you prefer something a bit more spicy?

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i am

can't help but think of this image

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THICC

That's weak, I'm gonna bring in something far better but only if theres a 6

Where did all these thiccposters and "my boy" posters come from?
This is cancer.

Here's your 6

he's a danganronpa character

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Kys

Sorry but I think you dropped your 6.
Here you go.

Why? Because I don't want Yea Forums to turn into Twitter?

>SAVE THE JINJO DELEGATES

>Rimming
My greatest weakness

Its not my fault Banjo is thicc and delicious now

>Thinks actual silly/humorous shitposting is "twitter"
I hate summer so much.

>people saying they wish BK was added back in Melee

Smash did not care about doing justice to it's characters until Smash 4. Zelda turning into Shiek was the only notable addition we got. Smash characters were mostly "Smash characters" first and foremost before they were representatives of their respective series or canon appearances. The dev team constantly took liberties and put being faithful second.

Banjo being in Ultimate means we got the best version of Banjo we could possibly expect for Smash. Otherwise, you would have another Wario situation on your hands: a character who is said character in name and appearance only.

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He's cute

Woops buddy stop being so clumsy

Have your 6 back.

Wait I believe this is the 6 you're looking for

Banjo x DHD
or
Banjo x DK?

>dhd
None has this terrible taste
Also banjo x incineroar is the eight choice

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where is he gone?

H-He's Fast!

DK is cuter

Banjo x Diddy

He's right behind you...
ready to hug you

20 years have passed bro. He got a bit big.

>that column snippet Sakurai wrote in 2002 about how Banjo was a "representative character of Nintendo" and at the very least wanted a trophy in Melee but time didn't allow it

i gotta find it

Banjo x Fox

stop posting your comic you attention whore

Make me, bitch

This user knows what's up. Eating ass is kino

no

I see you are a man of taste
Hearing those moans are a huge turn up for me

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Eating ass is disgusting and can give you a tapeworm.

this palce has been infested by furfags they even come to shill their art, and mods won't move a finger

>all that influx of incineroar porn
>then k rool
>and now banjo
>also that bowser fanservice
it's a great time to be a bara furfag

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i can see a future HPV patient in the making. hope you get aids

Partially wrong.

t. Has never get/give a rimjob

Be sure to make your parter put cream/nutella/chocolate/coolwip on his ass, it make things 100 times better.

Truly we live in blessed times. And BotW2 means more Ganon and potentially more Kass, Sidon, and new husbandos.

>dating someone with tape worm
Yikes!

your post also shows you have no idea

Banjo is most likely going to look cleaner when fall actually happens

feels good man

Good thing I have the vaccine then

guh-huh

All it takes is six seconds to get a six.

you realize viruses get more stronger and immune to antibiotics the more you get infected, dumbass

Explain, because people poop from their and is therefor eating shit.

>more Ganon
this, I hope they revive him soon

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You know hygiene is a thing, yes?

What if I want to eat a girl's ass?

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girls don't poop, silly

You do it when it's clean you idiot

Then you don’t belong here

it doesnt work that way. no wonder fags get aids so frequent

>viruses
>antibiotics

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Literal non-argument / post.

>Banjo has the Speed Booster special I always wanted Samus to have
>Banjo can even run and gun with Tooie just like I want Samus to
Jesus, good think I was already planning on picking B&K up before he was officially confirmed

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>he wasn't that wide before
Oh yeah?

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God bless this image

Sorry didn't mean to quote.

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How wide should a bear be?
I think a little under this wide. imgur.com/a/Lb3MBGo

let me try. here comes your 6

>reddit filename

Fuck, toto drew them too but it's Kazooie focused.

ALRIGHT, GIVE ME A 6 ALREADY MOTHERFUCKERS

!

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he's on the cycle brother

Banjo is CUTE!

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>Kazooie focused
dropped

Christ I didn’t realize how true this was until you put it into these words...

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Melee wouldn't have had Tooie content, but there's enough material in Kazooie to make a good fighter with him. Smash makes up moves for characters who don't see actual action in their games.

Mom said it was my turn on the Xbox

Is K.Rool a footfag?

God i wish that were me.

Twitter actually.

The perfect body type of Banjo

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>literal gay furry artist
OH NO NO NO NO NO

How does he see past his nose?

SS + GOMAD

eat big 2 get big. come on now

so where's the problem?

Phil said it's my turn OFF the Xbox

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He's home.

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Not your personal army

stop lewding the bear and bird

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Hayai...!

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No
Es un pinche furro mantecoso

>stop lewding

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Would Kirby
>A get a banjo hat and a backpack with kazooie inside

>B get a banjo hat and a backpack with a mini Kirby with a kazooie hat inside

>C get a kazooie hat and spit out eggs

>D get a banjo hat and backpack but spit out eggs

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>Smash characters were mostly "Smash characters" first and foremost before they were representatives of their respective series or canon appearances
This was a good thing because the primary goal was to make a good game instead of sucking up to rosterfags

Maybe he should have ordered the small pizza

I've eaten my girl's ass. It doesn't taste like anything at all. Sometimes there's a hint of that familiar shit smell but it's not like you're not used to it from your own ass.

I like B.

I find it funny the artist actually expressed concern about making K Rool look too happy about being stepped on

Does it actually feel good to them?

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gay

When I first did it she shuddered and gasped like I've never heard before, and she later confessed to me how good it felt. She's quiet when I do it now, but enjoys it all the same.

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Somehow this is the most gay in the thread

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If I main Samus and want a secondary who's higher tier to better beat out her worse matchups(mainly spacies and certain swordies), who would I go with?

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Thank get one you fool. Like this.

Oops wrong thread

Unironically, no bullshit, I wanted Banjo in because of his big fuckin' cute pawpad feet. Having him jump up in the camera and squeeze his toes in the trailer made me go crazy has been my fap material for 3 days straight.
Many nights will be spent in the camera viewer; just like I did with Smash4

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based

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Okay, seeing all this I've got to ask

...is Banjo a top or a bottom?

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He's 100% a vers.

Was Banjo modeled after Chillin?

In my experience it just tastes surprisingly salty, not terribly different from licking an armpit. Had it done too and it just kinda tickles. Feels kinda good but not risk of shit in mouth good.

Top on me.
But bottom if I was Banjo.

You guys excited for the grunty boss fight?

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Banjo: Help me, Kazooie!!
Gruntilda: I'll make you a fine father!!

Could he become a fine father?

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alright this is porn. give me the source

he's nice enough (of too lazy to decide) and lets his partner choose their preference.

aspect radiou

just go to e621

Power top

>THE JINJOS, KAZOOIE

Where was the Persona boss?

Both but if he has any preference it's bottom when with smaller / younger guys

Palu is a good secondary. She covers spacies, swordies, Olimar, and Duck Hunt. You'll have to settle for the Palu ditto though, or just rock Samus vs Palu

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Name one iconic persona 5 boss

But could Banjo's prostate beat the Duck Hunt dog's knot in a 1v1 for his Smash invite?

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In experience Samus is actually pretty even against Palu. Unless I'm bumfuck wrong and have only fought shit Palus this whole time
Which player should I look to for the character?

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>yes, I listen exclusively to Grant Kirkhope tracks, why do you ask?

PLEASE DONT BULLY ME BANJO! IM SORRY IM SORRY DONT BEAT ME UP AGAIN! PLEASE NOO NOOO NOT AGAIN, I DIDNT LIKE IT UP MY ASS BANJO PLEASE! NOOO *sobs*

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Banjo as our variant of gigachad

i know what the full image is and it disgusts me

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Super iconic bro

Why? Nothing wrong with earning that invite. The Duck Hunt dog put most of the Smash guys through their paces like that.

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Who would win?

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But that's WRONG
The fact of the matter is, many characters are--for a lack of a better phrase, out of character.
>Zelda and Peach going gung-ho
>Fox and Falco suddenly being rather flamboyant martial arts masters
Literally the whole game is about rqandom characters duking it out. Double jumping, pulling shit out of their ass, dying because they simply got knocked into the sky or fell into a bottomless abyss.
I would rather have good characters with good mechanics, rather having characters 'true' to their respective games. It's like people pining for realistic military shooters, only to get insta-gibed the moment they got shot by any kind of modern military weaponry. I would rather have a fun game than a realistic one--we threw realism away a long time ago.

Ojwjo still has the cute eyes

We have to get wider

Ojwjo's got two more fangs on his necklace, a bigger nose to sniff out his prey, and a hell of a lot more frontal bulk than Bamab, he's got this.

ojwjo has TWO pancakes, it's over

so when hes releasing and goku

Too late.
It's been that way since at least 2013.
You should have killed all those Twitter screencap posters with your bare hands when you had the chance.

w-where'd he go?

There was a height requirement and he exceeded it. He needed to become a bearlet so they pushed his head down and that made his body wider.

Honestly true.
People say that they were trying to make "good characters" but just look at Samus. Consistently garbage. I would argue that only Fox and Captain Falcon are justified, every other veteran needs a high-quality rework.

You looked on twitter? They're already making some really good sexy rehydrated Ganondorf art.

He was cultivating mass between Tooie and Nuts and Bolts

This is a pipe dream but. I'm really hoping Banjo gets a unique stage taunt like the codec calls or Palutena's Guidence. Except it's just Gruntilda heckling and actively routing against you.

>You stand no chance against the Kong
>For you are weak and he is strong
>When you lose you're not to blame
>He's just from the better videogame!

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>why yes,I do think that nuts & bolts is the best game in the banjo series how did you know?

It wouldn't be nearly as hard as Snake's codec calls because they'd only need to emulate Grunty's rahruhrahruh speak instead of getting a real VA. Beyond that it's just writing funny couplets for everyone.

here senpai

Would you day they rounded out their edges?

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Look at this kid, a thief and rogue!
The leather he wears is quite in vogue!
Though something I ponder and really must ask
is just what lies beneath the mask?

>Huh?! No! How can this be?
>There's a witch that's prettier than me?!
>Her spells are weak and her haircut tacky
>Defeat her quick Banjo, and make it snappy!

He took those fucking nanomachines that's what he did

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>Look at this boy, with red ball cap
>he must have some magical crap
>he can fly around, and prisses and prances
>if you fight him head on, he'll destroy all your chances

Zoomers run this board now. Adapt or leave, gramps.

>Hey Banjo, you should take a fall aginst Diddy
>For I made a bet of about tree fiddy
>I can't stay for long, I'm in quite a mess
>I just learned my broker is the monster from Loch Ness!

>THE JIGSAWS, GRUNTY

Banjo has always been a bit of a heckin chonker.

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