So...What is this saga?

I fucking hate everything from tomgirl on
the house fire arc was ok for a bit but I'm just getting fed up with this bullshit
I don't find it funny or entertaining it's just just annoying
i miss when he was just a retardo manchild that we fucked with

RIP Bob
He would have kept this shit in check if he were still around

>"If I ever stray from my path (being straight) I might as well get a sex change operation"
>Chris in roughly 2009
My God

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>if his parents had socialized him as a toddler instead of making him go to church
???

bob still was far from perfect
can't believe it will soon be 10 years that the "old chris" died; same with bob.
I wonder how many years Chris will somehow survive, will he manage to do 10 more years?

this man is one of the most documented person on the planet, in 100 years, people are probably still gonna talk about this legend.

>he thinks someone as mentally ill as Chris could find a doctor to approve of a sex change in conservative Virginia

That was a pretty funny video, not gonna lie.
>saga
This is still the Dimensional Merge saga, clearly.

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>Virginia
>Conservative
Not recently.

Chris isnt really a gender dysphoria diagnosed person
Hes a transtrender:fake trans

How the hell is he stay alive? I need to take care my health or I die, but Chris do weird shit to his body but he still kicking.

He was forced to go to church his parents were radical religious type. Didnt let chris socialize and kept him cooped up due to his autism

For those not caught up on the Christine Saga
>Chris for years has talked about how much he hates his duck
>Has a history of crossdressing
>Says
>Decides to become a "Tom Girl" (male lesbian basically)
>Puts a piercing in his taint with a baby pin
>Calls it his "Unclit"
>It opens up as festering wound
>Ge believes its his new vagina growing
>Masturbates with it
>Yes you read that correctly
>Decides to let it heal because it gives him sepsis
>Now calls himself Christine

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It was diy
Its a shame chris actually somewhat passes too as an ugly female wanting to speak to your manager

Or a crossdressing retard.

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he's mentally ill and identifies as a "lesbian" for attention. Everyone who pulls this "transgender" claim is looking for money and attention. Riddle me this, how many C-list E-celebs have come out as "gay" "bi" or "trans" but haven't sucked a dick? More than you think. It's a scam that use the LGBTQ flag as a blanket to protect them from getting called out on it

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The problem is that his parents were his biggest enabler. They were the biggest opponents to having him sent to an institution or a special school where the staff would actually know how to deal with and guide him. Instead they fought tooth and nail to keep him in regular public school.

remember when Bill Dautreive lost his shit and started dressing like Lenore? That's where chris is.

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I'm glad that infected taint wound didn't kill him.

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>BoG saga

Someone make an edit ASAP

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Bill is a more respectable man than Chris.

Unironically psychotic episode-saga. Not even funny he should get help ASAP.

I miss Asperchu.

>Tfw this image is almost 15 years old
>Chris still hasn't forgot about her and even sometime blame her for his future

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Why, is it not enough that he must keep suffering, won't something just put him out of his misery.

He wanted a boyfriend free girl so bad he became a boyfriend free girl.

He cut his taint. I don't think Chris has the physical ability to cut his balls and tuck his penis in their.

I know a few people who were on the spectrum and their parents just basically treated them like potted plants and never made them socialize; that in itself is bad but being autistic on top of that seems like a death sentence for ever being "normal"

which is why he was able to 'get over it' and pick himself up and keep going. Bill's a fucking tank compared to chris's toy truck

>Tfw no Megan gf to be autistic with

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>He tried to visit her recently
>Finds out she's packing heat now
>calls her a heartless monster

>tfw life is a complete mess, but at least i will never be as low as Chris
He may have some free money and is (in)famous, and his name may be engraved in history, but not for the good reasons.

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I head she got married quite recently right?
i wonder how it is, if you type her name on the internet, to have so many informations...

"You ungrateful bitch. Quit hiding behind the Anons, Trolls, PLace People and every Damned Person who you have deceived into siding with you.

By the way, I have checked with Megagi La Skunk; she feels deep distrust in you. We mutually agree that you should have never been born, even if it meant she would never exist. Also, your Sailor Megtune powers; I created them for you; I have taken them away from you! Usagi and the Sailor Scouts would have been most ashamed of you.

...And by the way, I pray you have been having Really Bad Luck, Feeling Paranoid of EVERYONE, and Shakingly Stressed, because I continue to leave your minifigure upside-down and shaken with the Witch and the Bastard! And I have been feeling the very same grave emotions myself for the Six Long Years, you damn, dirty bitch!"
—Chris, Facebook, October 3, 2013

God I love the CWCki

>"On 17 October 2018, Chris declared on Twitter that if he and Barb received enough donations, he would personally drive over to Megan's house and take Barb and his "poly-loves" with him. About nineteen minutes later, he backtracked on his claim after learning Megan possesses guns."

I had to use all my energy to withhold the vomit that was forming when I read the part about the wound masturbation. That is some grade A horror right there. I remember chuckling years ago when he made that horrific video of himself twerking in a womans dressing room at a store. Never could I imagine the horrors that would follow.

>because I continue to leave your minifigure upside-down and shaken with the Witch and the Bastard!

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Chris really is just an elder god tier villain at this point

>>Masturbates with it
Idiots that was a video of some other freak that was posted at the time

it gets better
>"I will only forgive Megan, and remove all curses upon her, when she apologizes to me In Person and Face To Face, when the Cwcki, its forum, and Everything Else Against me on the Freaking Internet is GONE, GONE, GONE, when I am NOT BANNED FROM ANYWHERE, when I get my original Uncut Sailor Moon DVDs returned to me, when my Good Name is Cleared of all of the bad, AND when I have my female Sweetheart for Forever. And I am Not Stepping Down beforehand".—Chris, Facebook, October 4, 2013, 10:09am"

>I continue to leave your minifigure upside-down and shaken with the Witch and the Bastard!
These weird little tangents he veers off to have never ceased to amuse me.

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>when I get my original Uncut Sailor Moon DVDs returned to me, when my Good Name is Cleared of all of the bad, AND when I have my female Sweetheart for Forever.

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sonichu.com/cwcki/Un-clit
>Theres pictures too

He unironicly believed he was magically growing a vaginal from listening to new age youtube hypnosis vids. Shit almost killed him.

i still wonder if it will end with a shooting, randy stairs style. if someone makes him believe he will go to the other world if he dies, he will likely do that.

>she's packing heat now
Gun in her hand or gun in her pants?

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What the hell.

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i hope he finds the help he needs, or at the very least some peace of mind.

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idk this isnt really funny anymore to me. just kinda upsetting. wheres it gonna go from here? it can only get worse. nigger.

He's Nuclear now
>"Megan, I KNOW you and the PLace employee continuously conversed and conspired against me. "Christian is so weird. " "Tell me about it." "He hangs onto me, touching me, clinging onto my every word. Ugh." "I can not stand his shouting outbursts that echos in my head after both of those times he stressed out." "I want to just kill him; destroy his goody-two-shoes nature, soul, heart and all that shit my mashed potato grenade could shatter, but leave his body in tact, so I'm not committed for murder." "I just want to ban him from "MY" store forever." "I got it! Let's get an embarrassing photo of him, post it online, and put him to shame forever!" "Mimms and Lucas are tech freaks! Let's enlist them." "Yeah! Chris will be banned from "YOUR" store based on the hyped up mal online reputation; he will be out of my life forever. Pending possible nightmares and night terrors to come, but who the fuck cares; his Autistic, Fragile mind will shatter along with his heart after I kiss my homosexual fake boyfriend in front of him!" ""HA HA HA HA HA AHA HA HA!!!!!""
I am onto your game that took away six years of my life and destroyed me; you either pay me what you owe, or I continue to curse and haunt you with my father at my side." —Chris, Facebook, October 4, 2013, 12:44pm

He's too far gone now, there's no going back.

>i hope he finds the help he needs
I think we're long past that point.

He just calls anyone who tells him to get help a hater drinking haterade

>CWC discussion
>some fucker has coolface saved on his computer
Have we gone..back?

Death is the only mercy available for him right now

I follow his private account on twitter what tweets you guys want

everything

Tbf this whole saga was never really funny from the start, to see an obviously autistic guy with shitty parents sperg out for years while the internet kept egging him on is just not fun to see. It's the pettiest thing I've seen people derive entertainment from

It's not about fun, it's about how deep can this go

Somehow i follow him too.
I really hate having to hide my thoughts to not get unfollowered

>Thought the whole drinking his own semen thing was a joke
>it's actually real

What if Chris-Chan is actually the most well adjusted person on the planet and the rest of us are really the insane ones?

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Got this

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What entertains me so much about Chris is it's all real, like all this time later and I'm still in disbelief that a person could go on a spiral like this, madness is the best entertainment.

At least people don't actively fuck with him anymore. The only time I really felt bad about the scenario was when he got tricked like 10 times in a row to send sensitive information to someone just acting like a sweetheart (female) online. Snickering from far away is fine in my books.

Just makes you wonder how old he will be when he finally passes, where he is going to be, and all that is going to happen between that time and now.

I always tell him to seek help and he’s yet to block me.

>Chris's actions are possibly backed by some evil power
>Unholy Mark (The Medallion)
>Megan was prepared in case Chris ever came back
>Megan is basically Laurie Strode
>Chris is a fat gay Michael Myers

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PLEASE GUYS JUST LET HIM DIE

>along with his mother, Emanuel
wait what?

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To me it went to far when the people who convinced him of this of

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Just thought of it now
>Christorians are Doctor Loomis

just get him off the internet at this point the joke is over its sad and worrying now get him fucking locked up

auto post cut me off.
-this dimensional merge shit extorted him for his entire savings. That’s just evil.

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he's almost in his 40s and still adamantly refuses to get a job, he won't even get proper elderly help from retirement benefits because of how much of a lost cause he is

It's supposed to be "Jesus and Mary and Emanuel and all those other ones I don't know about". Least I assume so, CWC is a good christian boy.

I still wonder how the hell Chris managed to got a college degree.

bruhhhh you just got into the whole chris chan story or something?

I want to kiss Liquid Chris

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I doubt Chris has opened up and read the Bible in his life
5 years at a community college

Must've missed that part of the Dimension saga and it sounds rough, but let's be real here. Whatever savings he had wouldn't have gone towards anything objectively helpful anyway.

It was a 2 year degree at a community college that took him 5 years to complete

He says he met God and he’s a woman.

>3 years
try 5 years

I thought he already got laid by a hooker?

Nah, now we are pretty deep into the Financhu Crisis, the esteemed mayor/god of CWCville has been begging more and more lately as /thinbarb/continues to grow frailer. When she goes we will likely enter into an explosive new saga.

what is gonna happen when his mom dies

hey, thats me

Nice rack.

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I forgot it was 5 years, it's really hard to imagine someone going for 2 year and taking 5 years to finish

The dimensional merge shit was fucking hilarious until I found out it just was some fag extorting money from a retard. The idea that CWC not only somehow convinced himself that content humans have created would suddenly merge with the "real world", but that he was the catalyst for everything is top tier. Learning it was all caused by someone gaslighting him on his most recent favorite game sunk my heart.

It isn't about Chris wasting his money, it's about money literally being stolen from a mentally ill person. It's incredibly disgusting.

>chris has gone outright insane

who could have predicted this

anything good happen recently? haven't seen him since he had that meltdown at comic con or whatever

Still with your horrible abusive GF that's in a league that's below you?

Prove it fag

did he make this or was this an edit?

>abusive GF
wait what

>i hope he finds the help he needs
Death is the only help that can reach him at this point.

it's not a scam, he was calling himself a "male lesbian" at least 10 years ago

stop impersonating me jon

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well it happen

I'm not going to tell you to stop cyberbullying her, since this is the internet hate machine and all, but you can do it without disrespecting her gender identity.

It's just wrong, and I mean wrong as in not correct.

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>Even Jesus Christ himself came to me earlier today and asked me to spread the message
>"Everyone, believe in the OCs"

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Here's your (you)

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Horribly abusive is hyperbole, but she would make fun of him numerous times on video about his arm which was fucked up at birth which clearly upset him.

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even after acknowledging that he got scammed by the people who fed him these ideas, he's still believing in the con artist's ideas, Chris is his own worst enemy.

Well, we're all the majority and we're (on average) living relatively adjusted, satisfied lives. Now look at Chris the "sane one".

it's a list, like x, y, and z

Tranny Saga has been fucking dull as shit.
If you told me at some point in 2009 that "Chris is gonna become a transexual", I would've freaked out and thought it was perfect. Yet it all feels so.. sterile and scripted? Knowing he has handlers and stuff now just makes every new video or piece to come out feel so edited. I kinda want that raw autism back.

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>locked himself in his room and surrounded himself with toys and video games
>forced into normal classes by parents and not given any advising or counseling on how to function normally in society
>barb and bob let this all happen and actively contributed to it
But nah, it was cause he went to church, huh

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>twitter meme gif

He made it of course

sometimes there's classic tard rage with the blockening and now PDP mailings

youtube.com/watch?v=OvXUz1XFJ7w

>tfw we were all just OCs all along
Make the pain stop

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>Her

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>binahfag defends chrischan after "she" essentially murdered like 3 household pets
Get back to scarecrow duty.