Your random video game shower thoughts?

Your random video game shower thoughts?

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What if I bought a DS lite and made an onahole attachment that goes into the GBA slot

I REALLY want to grab Aya's buttchecks.

Why cant Bowsette be in Smash?

Why doesn't anyone remember Remember me?

I had a whole mental conversation with myself about how investors should actually play games to understand them better

The only memorable thing about it is the ironic name and the protag's ass

>Wouldnt Sonic die from spinning so fast?

What the hell, why didn't I get Selene? I just want her to tell my pawn it's all okay.

Maybe in sonicland people move really slowly

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>inb4 reddit

>why would people kill their own games hype over politics?

Mobius

>What's the Captain Marvel of video games?

Lots of weapon ideas for TF2.

Why can't I get a bf and have him play games with me

I bet Peach gives the silkiest footjobs

Today it was wondering if a new Banjo game would sell.

I am mad that the Rampage movie broke the lore of the games. The monsters must start as humans then transform into animal-like monsters and they go on a rampage because they're drunk with power. It's not as interesting if the monsters start as animals because then they're just scared or operating on instinct when the buildings start falling.

>shower thoughts
The only things I think about in the shower are about applying shower gel and shampoo. Shitting thoughts, on the other hand, can be quite introspective.

How the fuck does Wario not shit himself when using the Wario Waft?

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This, people should just outright not acknowledge anyone whining about politics and make the game they want to make. This goes for everyone of all viewpoints, just do what you want to do because it's infinitely better than bending over backwards to appeal to a whining audience.

>he spends more than 5 minutes in the shower
I seriously hope you guys don't do this

They also constantly fuck themselves by trying to be hip on twitter or other websites. They need to just use their company social media accounts to announce the game and not open their fucking mouths just to shove their feet into them.

Isn't Cyberpunk 2077 just Transmetropolitan: the Game?

I fap in the shower so my shower thoughts are mostly about my waifu.

Just because I got an erection looking at Ankha fanart doesn’t make me a furry does it? No of course not.