Why is Yea Forums so negative about VR?

Yea Forums hates /vr/ because they aren't good are hard games

i would be negative about it if all i could play was faggot beat saber

next time I mean 10 years from now

Because Yea Forums is negative about literally everything?
Who fucking cares, there are more South American children here than actual first worlders now.

Its gonna take a long time before VR actually gets good, that and its pretty hard to keep one of the headsets on a longtime without fucking your eyes up.

did you spend 500 quid on a helmet lad

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It's simple really, VR is a gimmick, its not real VR. Palmer sold it before anyone realized.

I'd spend $1000 if Valve would let me, peasant

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They really did. From the moment they entered and ruined the Oculus/Valve relationship, they have been nothing but poison. If VR tech goes back into hibernation for another decade, it will be all their fault.

What do YOU gain from VR flopping?
Then consider what you gain from it succeeding.

It's a neat gimmick. It's just fun to shit on because it's a gimmick and we're how many years out now and it's still really only good for porn.

At least its entertaining watching this fucking dumpster fire

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I was considering getting VR for racing games, but then I realized I could just buy an actual car for cheaper

before

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after
Yea Forums used to be really excited for vr

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Can someone fill me in ln the Facebook thing

DO NOT BUY VR. It's fun for a few hours but the excitement fades after about 20 hours. If we consistently get games like Boneworks, then it'd be worth it. But right now, developers don't know how to fully utilize vr. I've put about 50 hours and I can safely say that you should all wait 10 years. Until we build a solid catalogue, full body motion tracking (for cheap, it exists, but way too much for something that is a necessity) and wireless tracking.

literally nogaemz

less games than the ps3 and vita put together

>I've put about 50 hours
Is that supposed to sound like a lot?
I think I've spent 50 hours alone just holding women down in Blade and Sorcery and killing them with nothing but kidney punches

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It's enough, not a lot.

He's not bragging you neckbeard.
50 hours as in that's all it took for him to get bored.
That's easily less than a month.

ps3 has been out since 2006 and vita 2011. Of course it doesn't have nearly as many games.

Name 3 things Yea Forums is NOT negative about.

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Goodbye fags, the future isn't for everyone

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Sims, porn, and monkey ball.

>I love motion sickness!!!!!
No thank you, getting on chairs and having it topple over would be vomit inducing.

I've thought about this.
The only problem I see with VR flopping now is that retarded out of touch corporate lizards will think it's because nobody likes VR so they might just abandon it all together.
On the other hand this could be good because it means that it needs improvement. However I believe the earlier scenario is very likely to happen just because of the filthy state the industry is in.

give it to me straight VRfags is it worth it right now?

Because people on Yea Forums want to play as girls, but the technology hasn't advanced far enough to reproduce the feeling of massaging your own boobs.

they are scared because games are not going to be like they were when they were kids
they can't cope with a changing industry, also they only care about porn

Fuck yeah monkey ball!

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Monkey Ball was pretty dope, yeah.

Only if you're a tech enthusiast or a homosexual
If you're either it's incredible
Either way it's probably more work than you're willing to put in

Why does the future look last gen

it's not worth it
forbes.com/sites/paultassi/2019/06/12/i-am-already-starting-to-regret-buying-an-oculus-quest/#35f733af2c46
>the Quest mostly sits idle in favor of my PC, PS4 and Xbox. Beside it is the Rift. At least it has a friend now
Notice how PC,PS4 and xbox can do 4k

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The only VR headset that doesn't cost as much as an entire console is Nintendo's cardboard cutouts you stick the Switch into.

And there's the fact that it's impossible to not look retarded while playing it.

>retarded out of touch corporate lizards will think it's because nobody likes VR
This is actually the present and VR still isn't ready for mass adoption. Facebook forced everyone to market way too early.

It's an indie game under active development by like one dude and the character models are not good. That being said this is what it looks like when a game focuses on stuff like physics instead of muh graphics.

So I just read the article, holy shit. This guy literally just said that he's putting the Quest into the closet with his Rift while he NTRs them and plays on PC/PS4. The absolute state of VR.

wtf I love games journalists now

I've spent more than most faggots on Yea Forums make a year on head sets and games. VR is amazing, as in PC VR not mobile trash, and literally the future but if you're not already interested its not for you. Stupid people hate what they don't understand or can't afford... Yea Forums is mostly stupid poor fags so it makes sense this shit hole is negative about it. Poor people suck.

There is shit tier mobile game VR, there is middle ground Quest/PSVR and there is high end Vive/Pimax/Aging Rift and the new Oculus models are normie shit.

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AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH MAKE MORE INDEXES VALVE WHAT THE FUUUUCK

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>actually getting motion sick
Why do you choose to be weak of body and mind?

I can handle ladders n shit but being forecfully moved around with no foreground objects moving with me would make anyone sick.

>anyone
Imagine believing this, stop making excuses and just quit getting sick.

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Lol okay retard.

Just literally use something like google cardboard or any of the other phone headsets and make a makeshit VR headset. I essentially did that for porn games, and it's all I need. I see no real games worth buying for this garbage.

Because they're poor, and
Like this guy, a brainlet who can't handle movement who would get sick on a boat.

>google cardboard
It's so bad I recommend people skip VR entirely than "try" it with such a garbage piece of shit
Only subhuman apes would think phone VR is acceptable

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This board is infested with Brazilians. Sad!