Are you a real gamer?
Are you a real gamer?
The realest. Bout to play some more of this godawful game I got today.
>become rich in early age that you can just play gaems and shitpost online for the rest of your life
I am jelly.
are you a real woman?
no you're not and you never will be.
>Real gamer
>Plays on the switch
I don't say this often but you're actually OBSESSED.
seriously get help
of course I'm a real gamer, I respect women
ask notch for more money you mutilated freak
>real gamer
>limits his vidya options
zoe is great, fuck u
lmfao based
I know "OBSESSED" is a meme, but, you actually sound obsessed, and you literally should look up for help.No memeing.
why aren't you playing the latest moba and BR release right now, user?
lol idort.
>real gamer
>is actually an orangutan being fed watermelon
Bros i love notch. Im an adult with a gf and a career as a software engineer and i love this fat euro faggot so much. i wish i could create something so great, be so honest with who i am, not give a shit, be a fucking nerd instead of pretending to be socially well adjusted. i have to go to a baseball game with my friends this weekend and see my gfs famiky tomorrow. I wish I could just work on a project I love, fuck hot ass prostitutes, and say what I want to whoever I want.
G-d bless you Notch, seriously.
>idort went from owning every console to owning a pc and a single console and console warring 24/7
Did the average income on Yea Forums drop so low people can only afford one game box? Why are poor people so loud and obsessed with defending their purchases?
>say what I want to whoever I want
it's easy to do online
face-to-face he's a socially awkward pussyboy like you
Labyrinth of Refrain is great tho, what a fag.
>seething trannies cant get money from notch for dilators so they become OBSESSED with him
Classic tranny mental illness.
maybe though i am sure he is confident enough. He ran a successful company of his own creation, so he has balls. im going to work hard and maybe one day ill be able to be myself again.
see
Dilate.
I play fprtnite
I like to play games. Does that count?
u r obsessu
He looks like a completely different person without the hat, shit's bizarre
When did Notch become so cringey?
Based
when you realized you were substantially less interesting than him
>dude I'm so interesting and cool because I have no friends and spend 24/7 parroting retarded /pol/ shit on twitter all day
eat a dick Notch
Because he actually is a different person without the hat.
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