Not many people appreciate her

I imagine she was pretty buff to support that huge bear on her legs and fly him around.

anyone else want to

what does a cloaca feel like

Anyone here seen that episode of South Park with the Chickenfucker? It's a guy who goes around fucking chickens.
Just thought I'd bring it up for no reason.

nice feet

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I already am.

Talking about replaying the games, right?

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I remember the PETA episode where people married animals and had fucked up half breed babies that wanted to die.

I don't get these kind of games. Having to collect stuff just seems like a way for developers to artificially lengthen gameplay.

This is bound to happen eventually. Hundreds of millions of years after we've disintegrated.

This is the life

Imagine having this scenario with your GF

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It is, but at the target age they were made for, they were legitimately fun, because the characters and the humor would make or break the whole thing.

They can still be great fun for the kids, but not many people could find value in them without nostalgia driving their experiences, even if the game is great by collectathon standards.

Not when the entire point of progression is to collect.
There's nothing to go through in the level, your meant to explore and collect the main collectables

I want to be her obedient paypig slave who worships her feet all day!

If you think hames need to be only to get from point A to B then you completely lost the entire point of the genre

I'm sure it's the dream for most Folks.

>and I'm firm in my opinion that kids are in fact not people. You can't change my mind.

there is no fur. Banjo has fur not Kazooie so you alright

Just an FYI, Mario Odyssey is literally a Banjo Kazooie style game and it got a 10/10 everywhere

>this fucking thread

Banjo-Kazooie getting in Smash was a good thing I said to myself

Now after the fact I realize the grave mistake we all have made.

Seek Chirst Anons...

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I want to grab her by the neck and slam her into the ground.

>She;s been around for years
>Only now getting art
I appreciate the resurgence, but also see a lot of bandwagoners.

Based And BanjoPilled

Rules of the internet. There is no escape. Just the rules and knowing that everyone must follow them.

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Kazooie is a sassy loudmouth piece of shit based woman who would support shitposting porn of herself

There isna comic floating around out there about them trying to become relevant again. Not blue board material.

I hoped for this

Yeah but she's MY WOMEN

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Something about cute + sassy/impish female sidekicks man…
pic related is another example

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Probably for money to be honest.

At least she's got curves and shit that'd be desirable to mild degenerates.

Kazooie is a fucking bird.

This fucking bird literally believes a human impregnated her

I've masturbated to every single part of her body + voice, hope that helps.

>chris crowe

kek

I'll be honest. I spent about 15 seconds trying to think of something clever to say, but...
You need help.
Sorry, but I really don't have anything funny to say.

Reminder that Kazooie can channel her inner mommy and hatch eggs

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Also Kazooie is voiced by a man.

>only being a mild degenerate
casual

yeah her asspussy is loved
thats for sure

When is her next game??

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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kek

what a chad

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no bulli

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full image pls

EVEN BETTER

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BIG
BIRD
BUTT

>tfw banjo nuts & bolts

me offscreen

Check /trash/

You’re welcome

>those hips
>that belly

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sneeds & feeds

I really appreciate the fact that they got Kazooie's eyelashes and hair right.

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youtube.com/watch?v=R9iJKLEPtrY

kek

You can't look at the Nuts and Bolts Render and tell me she isnt trying to attract you

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>ywn have passionate sex with this human sized bit who actually loves you
why even live.

bird*

And people criticized me for not having interest on see them on smash, if i didn't wanted this was because of autistic shit like this, although well, thats smash community for you

>As soon as breeding season began, she started soliciting me to mate by turning her back, opening and trembling her wings, and lowering her head." But she still had to be trained to accept Chris’s touch without restraints. By reaching toward her and saying "touch" as many times as it took, he taught Walnut to associate the word with sweet, non-threatening caresses. Eventually, Chris won her trust and got the job done.
THAT'S KIND OF HOT!

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i-i mean if you put it that way

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>no bulli

Bullshit, the featherbag is a fucking sadomasochist

Fucking hell.

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CHRIST I WISH IT WAS ME

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>Kazooie porn never existed guys!! Pls stop.
Oh you poor ignorant soul.

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Oh it did.

But now we'll get high quality new shit at a rapid pace instead of a trickle.

did you just…

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>She likes it
Imagine this hill billy unit of a bear throwing around this bird, and she loves every second of it.

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oh fuck yes

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People forget that Terry is a dude by the way, which makes Kazooie's statement even more striking

Why did you save a transparent png background as a jpg?

Not a cartoon checker outer, but I really love how smug she looked in the smash reveal. Sums up her personality pretty well!

>Walnut and Chris's relationship has lasted 10 years, longer than any of his human relationships thus far.

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Pretty rude they mentioned that.

so they actually fuck?

I bet this is how aliens feel about the people that want to fuck them.
They're just trying to do experiments but the fucking capture wont stop presenting itself.

the bird thinks so

Kinda sad, it feels like they're cucking the bird out of what it thinks is a meaningful relationship.
Then again its a stupid fucking bird that straight up just killed two other cranes because it was picky.

>Beating a motherfucker with a motherfucker

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what in tarnation

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Im waiting for the smash fag analysis videos so i can call out the fake Banjo Kazooie only fags who don't know what Tooie did

Agreed. Still waiting on the drawfags to draw her talking shit about all of the smash characters.

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Kazooie is only like that in public, in private she loves banjo and is a loving sweetheart to him. And banjo loves her si much he keeps her true face a secret just for kazooie

This here, as a kid I loved them, as an adult I don’t have the patience and that breaks my heart

>Kazooie likes it rough
>She enjoyed Terry's attack
>Kazooie always likes when Banjo mentions that she can beak attack Grunty's ass

nice

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>the stimulation seemed to be her reward

someone post the picture of the bird with huge eyes and eyelashes

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>Banjo smacks Kazooie around like a ragdoll on a daily basis
>It only makes her stronger

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BREEEEE

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>all the new kazooie porn we're getting because of the smash reveal

Thank you Sakurai

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(((her)))

>She came up with the idea of breegull bash
>She wants to shove the ice key inside herself

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Guy could reincarnate as a bird.

She can stomp my snake any day

Kazooie's N&B design was the only good design from that game.
>It fit her personality
>She looks more matured but is still a savage
>the eyelashes and darker eyelids compliment her fuck me eyes

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It's extreme taboo, but I do wonder if things would eventually click between certain species if people kept fucking the animals we most sympathize with, and if they could, in how long

The only thing that bugs me about it is that the designer didn't seem to know how feathers work

She literally looks like a wine aunt

It was ugly I can see what they were going for with all feather, but her head was totally screwed up and had a messy shape, like it was just a poorly made model that somehow made the cut.

Wow, never realized how lower quality Artsi Omni's version of Banjo-Kazooie was. Thank god I no longer have to see it in Smash speculation videos anymore.

>that art of her and renamon sucking each other off as futas
>that guy who made the furried SFM model of her exclusively for porn

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It's actually Daisy Duke and Dukes of Hazzard.
That's what they were shooting for and it flopped.
Those N&B renders people keep posting are actually old. Their final, slim models in the game are more refined and slightly better quality.

L-Link? Asking for myself

Link?

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Which characters from other games give off the same energy as Kazooie?

Only one I can think of is

It's the curly shuffle, from the 3 stooges. No need to thank me.

How would they know unless he told them? He probably mentioned it as a joke.

you bastard

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nyuck nyuck nyuck

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Fuck why can't that be my dick

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Dumb nigger boomer
The guy who made the model locks his shit behind a paywall for several months before releasing publicly so it will be some time before the good shit is really available

Oh, wise guy, eh?

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You're efficient, I'll give you that.

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Not sure about games but Daisy Duck has a similar energy.

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I swear i'm not memeing

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Birds are just cranky shitheads that people wanna fuck.

So, do you guys have any link for an scene where Kazooie acts like a cunt? I'm curious just how much of a bitch she is.

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I used to jerk off to the fart sound Kazooie made when she shat out eggs. I don't know if I had an ass fetish, or an egg fetish, or a fart fetish back then, but my earliest nuts were all too Kazooie. I'd use the infinite egg cheat so I could constantly see her ass hanging out and hear the noise of her pushing out those eggs. It got to the point where I would pause the game right as Kazooie's ass came out, take a picture with my mom's polaroid camera, then hide the picture in my backpack so I could jerk off at school or at my friend's house. It was pretty much a blurry fucking mess, but 12 year old me was desperate enough. Being a horny pervert was hard before the internet was big.

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Are you fucks thus sexually deprived?

Why must there be 12 smash threads allowed at all times?

>two fbi bait choices
Got anything better?

literally any dialogue with NPCs

oh you motherfucker

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So are she and Banjo fucking?

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Go play the game.

She's a huge bitch to literally everyone that isn't Banjo.

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First vidya crush.
Sassy confident assholes still do things to me to this day.

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kek, based

How old is this pasta?

Reminder that she likes it.

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Is there any more of these? This guy's Kazooie is great.

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Imagine the stress in an animal for being unable to kill a snake with repeated fatal blows for over 14 seconds. The bird thinks its alive.

A man of culture

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Falco

stop being degenerates please

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Is it a pasta? I'm not fucking with you, I genuinely used to do that when I was 12-13. My mom actually found the picture in my backpack but she was too dumb to figure it out.

I mean, do you feel bad for dogs when they get a squeaky toy?
That's the same idea. The reason dog's destroy those things is cause they think the sound means it's alive and are trying to silence it.
My sister has a frenchie and she just demolishes any squeaker they get for her in a matter of minutes.

>Last one
>"Am I full?"
>Stops and thinks
>"Nah. One more."

Im dying. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time thanks user

>that bit of hesitation before scarfing down the last one

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Jesus Christ user

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youtube.com/watch?v=Vnn-ANDiYQk

here you go user

Only trannys pretend to be sexual about everything or things that are not real.
It makes me cringe so hard, you can be lewd in real life with a lot of things but they choose to be like that with the most stupid things ever. Just to be accepted in this shithole.

Proyection autism. Grow up man.

Dog toys are usually small enough to pose no threat to the dog, if they were the animal they thought they were. That light bird frame vs a muscly snake that size I'd be fucking trying to kill that ASAP for my own safety if I were the bird.

>All those condoms
>All those dickless guys and girls
>generic furry choices
>LINK
>lmao gimmie pussy
>DK is like banjo
Is it supposed to follow a format or could weaver just not think up something clever for them?

>These kinds of threads didn't happen before smash
They were less frequent, but they sure as hell happened.

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how new are you faggot
>tranny
sorry do you mean cuck? or is that buzzword tired now?

God, even after all this time that noise still gets me chubbed up.

anyone have that one gruntilda text

>tfw no birb gf that will straight up murder other males to be with you

Take me now god, I'm ready.

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do you mean the book some mad lad on Yea Forums bought from amazon years ago

post both things, i dunno what either thing is but now im curious

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I wish I could do that

I WANT TO CUM IN FALCO

IT'S A GODDAMN BIRD

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU FUCKS

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Do you still have that picture?

Somebody needs to edit a blush and saliva for an ahegao face.

BASED

Unfortunately no. In a fit of panic I ended up tearing it up, along with all the smut stories I'd written

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>his job is to placate an exotic creature that has fallen in love with him

Living the /d/aco/x/trash/ dream.

...

>falco
God I hate this sasuke tier faggot.

You've seen nothing, newfriend.

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tldr a smut story

PLEASE just let Grunty talk smack about characters on Spiral Mountain. Especially if they got knocked out of the match.

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think you can still find the porn on r34

tryhards would fucking SEETHE over that

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This is the quality content I come here for.

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>r34 only makes porn of animal/furry characters

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GUH-HUH

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youtube.com/watch?v=HGk6c5VvaOw

Thanks much user

Holy shit they better do that

We have to know about the smut now, user.

>
>Weaver makes Kazooie a huge cum bucket for everyone else but Banjo
>Didn't bother to draw her design from Smash
That's not how this works weaver.

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Banjo: Kazooie Help me!!!
Gruntilda: I'll make you a fine father!!

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I WANT TO SEE KAZOOIE have a nice wholesome relationship with duckhunt duck in which they preen eachother and build a nest

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I want to see Kazooie step on the smaller inferior bird and call it a cuck.

Nothing crazy. Just shitty little stories about Kazooie sitting on my face and laying eggs in my mouth, making me eat out her cloaca and huff her farts and stuff. I wrote them all in one of my school notebooks and after my mom found that picture in my backpack I realized I came so close to her finding that notebook that I had to destroy everything.

>Nothing crazy.

>Just shitty little stories about Kazooie sitting on my face and laying eggs in my mouth, making me eat out her cloaca and huff her farts and stuff.

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Best fucking post of the month.

I can identify with that, user.
I think we've all been there at some point...

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I'd rather not look at the Nuts & Bolts render

Haha it's a copypasta bro he was kidding man lmao you faggot I can't believe you admitted that

I’m fucking dying

best bird

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>Nothing crazy

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holy shit

>player gets knocked out of the match
>she starts cackling
It would be so triggering but so great at the same time.
youtube.com/watch?v=mbeIxnVK3w0

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>Nothing crazy

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Actually
banjo is the younger one.
Kazooie is older.

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Now kiss.

If matches on Spiral Mountain don't start with the jigsaw effect and the match against Grunty doesn't have her face transition I'l... be fine but really it's a great opportunity. Persona 5 showed that these kind of UI gags can fit in Smash just fine.

You're either a zealot or a liar if you don't have fetishes, user

>Terry is a dude

>had babies

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GOd it only gets better.
Timeline where 9/11 and proxy wars, Israel ultra orthodox Jews and Christians, Trump America, and incels, but at least He's in.

Hearing his original voice brought such joy to my heart.

t-thats hot.

Thanks for being so understanding everyone. Now if you’ll excuse me I’m gonna go kill myself.

I'm a zealous fetishist for humiliation and your faggot ass is looking mighty pathetic right now

you were a kid who cares

Look up how anglerfish reproduce, that'll really make you do a big think

>gets paid to hang out and sexually stimulate a bird that has fallen in love with him

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They really did Joker justice in that department so I hope they continue that trend with the rest of their dlc characters. It really adds another level of presentation to the game.

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This thread did it for me.
Time to play Banjo-Kazooie again.

I mean...it’s still kinda hot to me

Have fun user!

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>Chris brings her grass clippings, moss, straw, and branches all season long.
>"She never likes where I put them, but she always likes that I brought them."

Please tell us more

doesnt she do most of the work? Like Banjo has little attacks.

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I pretty much covered everything. Most of the stories involved me begging Kazooie to let me fuck her, but instead she’d sit on my face and rip ass while shitting eggs into my mouth or forcing them into my ass. Lots of licking out her pussy (I was young so my understanding of a vagina was it was the same hole as the ass). The entire time she’d be making fun of me, calling me butt-breath and bird-nerd and stuff. I started writing one where she swallowed me whole and laid me in an egg, but I ended up shredding my notebook before I finished it.

I like how in Tooie Kazooie rubs off on Banjo a bit and he occasionally snarks during conversation. So they'll meet a stranger and both randomly start talking shit.

funny that you accidentally knew about cloacas

She is good for the comic relief, but she mostly felt tacked on to Banjo's arsenal in the original. It wasn't until Tooie that Kazooie actually came to her own.

haha look at the glue on the bird

>Kazooie adopted Banjo
>Kazooie is a MILF

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I guess technically I was right

Now THIS is a Kazooie I can get behind when it comes to fucking!

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>winner gets sweet-talked by QT Grunty

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...oddly hot

The moment i saw i could play as her solo in Tooie was one of the best moments of my childhood, i always liked her the best.
We SERIOUSLY need more porn of her. Like it's been over a day and most new art is just badly drawn, overly buff Banjo, it's seriously dissappointing.
Jesus Christ what a fucking Chad....
Add to that that the bird is a super rare and endangered one too, absolute madman
That would require effort, though i wouldn't mind if Banjo's Down-Taunt would do that on Spiral Mountain, like how in Brawl Snake had Codecs on Shadow Moses.

Meanwhile god i wish i could find that one screencap someone posted in yesterday's sticky from Tooie that canonically confirmed that Kazooie is a kinky girl who likes it rough.

>tfw bird assholes are also pussies, so anal and vaginal at the same time

Only in the first game. In Tooie Banjo gets a proper, separate moveset.

Technically they still have two separate ducts including what would technically be the vagina/uterus, just one external opening to them is all.

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>Meanwhile god i wish i could find that one screencap someone posted in yesterday's sticky from Tooie that canonically confirmed that Kazooie is a kinky girl who likes it rough.
It's been posted twice in this thread.

>We SERIOUSLY need more porn of her. Like it's been over a day and most new art is just badly drawn, overly buff Banjo, it's seriously dissappointing.
The furry community is like 99% a bunch of degenerate yiffing faggots with shit taste in fetishes and kinks so I'm not surprised. Maybe someone could commission some drawfags to get the ball rolling on kazooie smut.

Everyone call this user butt-breath from now on

>Oh...well, fuck me then.
Don't mind if i do...

just for you user

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If, hypothetically, there was a drawfag in this thread, what would you want to see
on-model only

Reminds me of this from the other day

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>nothing crazy

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>spoiler
based

>you have to eat all the eggs
heh

MY DICK
NO

Based Breegull Basher

Draw

Oh yeah. Make user's day.

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Her standing over the viewer, looking down and berating them for wanting to fuck her, while also having bedroom eyes.

Kazooie sitting on banjo's lap

>Nothing crazy
>nuclear bomb

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They’re not THAT bad

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Reminder that in Tooie, Banjo pumps Kazooie's neck like a fucking shotgun.

The absolute state of tranny-hating Yea Forums, everyone

What does wanting to fuck a smug cartoon bird have to do with trannies user?

Artist made a new page two days ago.

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why is this cut in half.
source?

>Banjo plays a banjo
>Kazooie plays a horn
oh
oh no

oh yes.

>She felt tacked on
>Has better run speed and slope control
>Has the best attack
>Gives flight
>Gives ranged attacks and puzzle solutions
>Literal invincibility
>Super Jump
>Double Jump
>Rock breaker
>Ground Pound
>Super Speed shoes
>Environmental hazard circumventing shoes
>Uses her wings to give a different high-jump backflip
>fast swim

Banjo
>Has shit jump
>Has the worst punches
>Average run speed
>Weak single jump that isn't worth much
>Slow swim

Name me 1 upgrade Bottles gives the pair in Grunty's Lair that isn't for Kazooie. Protip you can't. Tacked on my fucking ass, she carried Banjo's fat ass through the entire game.

This. The second you get Talon Trot the game turns into Kaoozie-Banjo instead.

Linebeck in Phantom Hourglass