GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING Yea Forums! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to Steve (yes, THE Steve from Minecraft) getting confirmed in Smash Ultimate! Make sure to save your tears for the upcoming Fighter Pass when Steve walks into the spotlight!
>H-HAH! VIRGINBEN SAID THE TOPDOWN WASN’T LINK’S AWAKENING! HE WAS FINALLY WRONG! STEVE ISN’T IN SMASH!!!!! “No!”
Yikes! That’s a large assumption. How can one “questionable” prediction instantly invalidate a history of success? Unlike your “Grinch leak” Banjocucks, Steve has a lot more distribution among other leakers. Ever heard of Hitagi, 7chan, and 5channel? And while you’re busy obsessing over Vergeben, care to explain how the topdown remake Vergeben predicted was exactly the title he said wouldn’t be featured? Seems a bit suspicious if you ask me, but feel free to continue your denial. Your tears of disappointment will be all the more sweeter!
Even if Steve does make it to the roster from either 2 slots left it doesn't change how much of a failure this whole "Steveposting" were with Banjo,
Speaking of Banjo, if Joker is to come by then 3rd party Mii costumes will come in as so, Banjo is Microsoft and well...looks like a Mii costume for you, bro.
Personally I find the steveposting entertaining but ultimately fruitless, let them keep being stupid and just watch them flail around like idiots consider it a show of sorts
Gabriel Thomas
Guys im scared scared that steve fagging will still be a thing in a year even after the last two fighters are out they will probably just start saying he will be in the next smash bros game
David Fisher
fag
Adam Adams
I found out funny too but it doesn't work anymore. It was always banjo vs Steve, and now that dynamic is over. Steve posting was always pathetic, but now it's just sad
Jeremiah Reed
>I don't like stevefagging >watch me complain in the threads Retards. Just don't post in them or learn how sage works.
Christian Richardson
Stevebros rise up! Don't let these Banjokes take away the fact that Steve could still potentially take up one of the two slots. We've got this!
Christian Wright
tinge minge
Landon Johnson
WE HAVE AT LEAST SIX MORE MONTHS OF THIS, ASSUMING THE LAST DLC IS REVEALED IN DECEMBER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stevefags are the best thing that ever happened to rosterfaggotry.
Xavier Rivera
It's literally over. You had your chance.
Angel King
Two slots. Cope more banjofag
Grayson Cox
Steve, I get it. Sometimes, reality is one hell of a pill to swallow. But Banjo's already in Smash. Whether or not you get in now, you're time to laugh at the bear and bird is over. It's all over. We won. Get the fuck over it. And don't even think of replying to this post with some snide remark, it will be as fruitless as your entire operation. Also Crashfags rise up
Wyatt Peterson
this is the best thing i've seen on Yea Forums in weeks
Ian Sanders
steve is in
Wyatt Morgan
Based
Isaac Russell
It's time to let it go bro. As a former Stevebro, we have to admit we all did this just to watch the world burn by tormenting the Banjokes. Now that Banjo is in, it's no longer entertaining, there's no point. Steve added later means everyone getting along, we wanted everyone to be mad.
Angel Brooks
Microsoft ain't getting two reps. No fucking way in hell.
Robert Parker
A true Stevebro would NEVER give up. I'm not giving up until Steve gets in with at least 20 tracks and 3 stages, along with the removal of that fucking furry bear bait.
You were a Banjofag in denial the whole time, and now the day of your reckoning will eventually come. Everything will burn. Everyone you love will die.
One spot definitly going to something from the east.
The other is probably a shill spot for some new game.
Its over steve. You'll live on as a mii.
Liam Long
>cope with the character you wanted and got Stevefags on suicide watch.
Caleb Scott
Your greatest nemesis get in before you did. We no longer care if you got in, you already lost the war.
Oliver Thompson
HOLY FUJCJCINIG SHIT JUST SHUT. SHUT THE FUUUUUCKING FUCK UP HOLY FUCK FUCK OFF. I AM SO TIRED OF BEING ASSAULTED BY YOU FUCKING SHIT NIGGER BANJOKEKSUCKING COCKSUCKERS GIVING ME SHIT. WHY CAN'T YOU JUST ACCEPT THE FACT THAT STEVE STILL HAS A FUCKING CHANCE? CRINGE BASED CRINGE. THAT'S ALL YOU CARE ABOUT. YOU CARE ABOUT ME BEING FUCKING UNFUNNY BUT IM BEING SERIOUS. STEVE HAS TWO SLOTS LEFT AND NOBODYS GONNA MAIN BANJO CAUSE YOU'RE ALL FRANCHISE FAGS THAT DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT JIGGYS ARE. SO FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!
you know this webm would've been a complete 10/10 if it had actual animation of the anus being stretched by steve's dick
Blake Torres
>has a chance based on no evidence You're lucky to get a mii costume, faggot. Accept it. Joker came with mii costumes, Hero will, and then guess what?? Banjo. He'll have mii costumes based on Rare games and Minecraft. That is the most logical outcome. It's over.
Adam Walker
I've got a plan, you know how mumbo jumbo (a character from that game) is a tribal stereotype? let's raise some shit from twitter sjws & trannies to get him banned.
why arn't these words filtered but soi got raped almost instantly?
Kevin Cook
You mean 1 slot left, because one of them will go to some random JRPG character to please the japanese fans. I doubt they would give the last precious slot to some low poly blocky shitter from little children's first game. Even your creator abonded you, Stevefaggot
Alexander Howard
This eternal summer broke this man.
Nathaniel Wilson
Blame the literal tidal wave during God of War that had that word in literally every other post.
Benjamin Parker
Hasn't Youtube been recommending constant videos to you that it isn't cool to hate on Minecraft anymore? Literally the BIGGEST game of all time?
Also nice false equivalency. Notch left because he's a racist faggot who pussied out and wanted to retire early.
Sebastian Jackson
Can someone tell me where this incredibly creepy render of the Minecraft dude came from and why it's being used for this?
Sebastian Jones
dreamworks
Brandon Morales
So this is what true denial looks like... Just pure unfiltered autism, NICE!
Josiah Clark
You guys just won't let up, will you?
Thomas Thomas
i cant believe dreamworks made a shortfilm where steve rapes banjo
Jaxson Sanders
That's autismphobic. Cry in your own racist faggotry, just accept that Banjo is being removed for Steve already as we speak.
Josiah Lee
The janitors/mods are s-o-y types themselves. Of course they're gonna filter that word, yet they'll leave incel alone.
so are you, fag. just accept that you're not being accepted. banjo sucks cock
Eli Morales
>steve posting stopped the SECOND the jiggy popped up on screen >Smash threads the past few days have been pretty civil compared to the "us vs them" shit for the past 8 months Good riddance to you guys, I'll miss the ugly little man for being the only OC in the past 5 years but it's time to move on
Easton Watson
What part of "Stevebro doesnt give up" dont you fucking understand, niggerfag? You don't just see official Smash content opposing you and just give up.
Do you wanna live the dream? Do you want this to be the timeline where everyone thinks Banjo is fucking racist and that Steve is the objectively superior character? Then you gotta fucking stand up. Take action.
If not, then I guess you never really WERE a stevefriend to begin with.
Logan Howard
Behold my curse! A number between 1 and 3 will make your life much worse! Steve posters, be it ironic or true, with this 2 you are through!
Only it totally is. The VAST majority of your shitposting copypasta and pictures revolved around "hahaha! Banjo will NEVER get in!" You poor bastards need to start all over to even get back to where you were before.
Nolan Hill
the fag who made this probably got called out on missing a joke, and then went into an autistic rage
Cameron Watson
>Anything YIIK-related at all Oh FUCK THAT >Sans I'd go with Papyrus or Undyne myself.
Joseph Diaz
I fucking hate shitposters like these.
No convictions.
Cooper Cook
Fuck off, Alex deserves to be in
Aiden Sanchez
Except last I checked, that wasn't even the point of your shitposting.
James Scott
based
Jaxson Richardson
>>Anything YIIK-related at all >Oh FUCK THAT cringe based
Alexander Thompson
>Reddit spacing
Kayden Smith
#RemoveBanjoAndAddSteve
Luis Edwards
>Wanting a Reddit character to get in >Accuses others of being Reddit
GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING Yea Forums! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day after Steve (yes, this default placeholder skin from minecraft) got BTFO! Make sure to laugh at stevefags while they are still in denial.
>But there are 2 slots left. Nintendo WONT choose default skin from FOTM game (that literally has 0 impact in his own franchise) over loved video game characters like Crash, Spyro, Geralt, Doomguy or Rash.
>But it was just a joke. Guys it wasn't serious... Your goddamn tantrum over banjo is smash is documented. youtu.be/ub46uT3VN1c Deal with it
oh i didnt notice he was replying to a stevefag i just like to post cringe/seethe/cope/yikes whenever someone complains about people using those words
Jeremiah Hall
Holy shit bro just give it up. As a former Steveposter I say it's time to stop. It's over your just making more of a fool out of ourselves and if your going to use the good morning copy pasta at least use the updated one.
I just came back to this board for the Smash news and have no idea what this Steve shit is supposed to be and can only assume it's what happening when ironic shitposting and "acting" like an idiot goes to its logical extreme. For anyone genuinely taking part in that nonsense though i can only take joy in knowing they've been as thoroughly BTFO as they seem to have been by Banjo getting in who i didnt even care about that much.
