AHEM

Marina's Bombs. The ones used to destroy the staute and tartar.

Oh right, that got datamined too. This last Shifty Station is going to be insane. Hopefully it doesn't boil down to 'take the choke point and you win' like most of the last several stations have been.

Marina thinks everything is predetermined. I bet that's why Pearl goes Chaos

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Chaos has best sister, Spike, DJ, that eraser collecting dude from the dlc... Order has Marina...
Splatoon Fury Road (prob gonna go Chaos)

Or Splatoon 491 you know they gonna be trying to keep the inklings and octolings in a perfect world and burning all the history of the turf wars etc.

Do you guys think they're going to introduce new idols for Splatoon 3?

Unicorn or narwhal?

the one with good body odor

>chaos gets the old killer whail
>order gets the new mega bombs
Pottery

>if chaos wins, splatoon 3 will take place in a world where kids are killing each other for fun

>if order wins, splatoon 3 will take place in a world where jews will rape all the cute children from the urge to make life less boring from too much law and tradition

this is why i'm picking salmon run as the neutral path

It's been datamined that both sides get the killer wails and hyper bombs tho.

did they mod the game to add in the squid girl costume set yet?

they should bring back the kraken if chaos wins

So are we having one of these today?

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>the kraken
So lorewise how the fuck did that thing even work?

we have one of these every day.

>he fell for the order jew

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no clue.
my headcanon is that it triggers something in the squidkids DNA transforming them into the kraken.
although i'm talking completely out of my ass here.

But that's forsquidden love.

Steroids

last splatfest? They're not supporting the game anymore?

Embrace it

More like a berserker mode

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There's two more, one this weekend and one next month. After that it'll just be balance updates until december

Am I the only one who thinks Octavio found a way to go perma-Kraken?

Just big scheduled splatfests, beyond that it's just maintenance/balance for the rest of the year.

Considering he was/is the leader of the Octarian military, him having the tech would make sense

>want to go for order
>the best boys are in chaos
What to do?

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order has best girls and will be best splatoon 3 aesthetics

>Iso sums up Yea Forums in one sentence

Is this splatfest special? Special enough to get NSO?

I'm glad the final splat fest isn't pearl VS marina but on the other hand how will they stay together after society collapses

If you have amazon prime you can get online for free

My interest in Splatoon has been rekindled for the first time since the Octo Expansion
Time to splat and be splatted

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Who needs society when you've got snuggles

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Fight for JUSTICE Yea Forums

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How do I git gud?

The Final Splatfest for the last game determined the plot for Splatoon 2, and it stands to reason this one will likewise make for whatever comes after Splatoon 2.
NSO isn't particularly expensive and there's a lot of other multiplayer offerings on Switch on top of Splatoon, plus if you have Amazon/twitch prime you can get a year of NSO for free.

Nope

FUCK OFF

Use gyro controls and set sensitivity to max.

CHAOS REIGNS SUPREME

>splatoon 3
wait, I havn't played in a while. How does the last splatfest determine shit in splatoon 3?

>link to twitch
lmao no.

>final splatfest determined the plot for S2
Callie v Marie didn't really dictate the story. That's just writing from the website.

Chaotic good ww@

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>willfully continuing the cycle

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Humanity has both Chaos and Order within them. So long as humanity persists, so shall the struggle.

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CHAOS CONQUERS ALL WORLDS

>tfw finally starting to get the hang of this
18 wins in the last 20 matches. I picked the game yesterday and had like a 10 match defeat streak, I was probably holding the whole team down.

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Have you played the campaign? It can help with getting used to aiming

3861 to go first.
Not including the new ones taken for the last 2.

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Why are you taking Antifa squidkids seriously?

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I just want a squidkid to _hug

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Probably, or maybe a full band

Pearlie's a good girlie

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>splat 1 final fest was callie v marie
>callie lost
>callie is evil in Splat 2
Also when it was announced Nogami said to think carefully about what world you want for Splatoon.

conjecture based on conjecture

BEGONE IDEALS

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>alright let's just do some turf war to warm up
>get 3 chargers on my team
>enemy team has a good balance of shooters, a charger and a roller

How the fuck

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I's pretty obvious that the winner will be turned into the villain of 3.

>Chaos wins
We get mad max world or anarchy

>Order wins
We get a cyberpunk dystopia.

If I remember right both Octavio and Cuttlefish used different methods to prolong their lifespan. Cuttlefish basically freeze dried himself which is why he's so spindly and wrinkly and he can't transform anymore while whatever Octavio did trapped him in octopus mode.

Mmmhmm

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>Order ending
>Antifa squids are put into psychiatric wards and force-fed medication to make them obedient little squiddos
>Chaos ending
>Antifa squids killed five seconds after the victory by a toddler with a stick

now THAT'S maximum kino

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Commie revolutionaries who think they won't either be dead or working the fields are the most amusing shit in the world

Gibs Mad Max world pls

Agent 4 looking very cute here.

To prevent series bloat, i propose the next campaign ought to have previous agents playable instead of a new rookie:

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turf matchmaking is funny

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Should still have a rookie as the player surrogate, but 1-4 and maybe Pearl and Marina as honorary additons to the squad as well, with all of them having a special ability.

>Why did you make me do this?
>I just wanted to play squideo games

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I changed my mind
splatoon threads in general are max kino

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>Absolutely every major Splatoon character is here
>except Jelonzo
Where did he go, bros?

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His people needed him.

Should've learned to speak Inklish like a civilized person

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Splatoon 3's single-player story is going to be to help Jelfonzo find him

Do Pearl's parents know she has an octo girlfriend?

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Where are you pulling this from?

What are the odds Splat 3 will get a Cuttle Expansion, taking place during the Great Turf War?

What about a game mode where you can choose to play as Callie, Marie, Pearl, Marina, Agent 3, Agent 4 or Agent 8 in their canon appearances?

>Chaosinktopia is full of anarchic. dynamic fashion, and weapon design goes off the fucking rails to be more and more different instead of actually doing its fucking job
>Orderinktopia has high quality haute coutoure fashion but it's all very same-y and sterile, and weapons are similarly designed for boring functionality, depriving the world of freshness

>Callie and Marie have an idol popularity contest
>Marina and Pearl go full SMT and start a fucking war
What the fug

>we get the Inkling equivalent of youtube.com/watch?v=ec0XKhAHR5I

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If 3 doesn't give us all the cut hairstyles I will break Nogami's dualies right in front of his face.

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It's fitting. Pearl does everything cranked up to 11.

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Coming up with special abilities might e a challenge, and it may not run parallel with the M gameplay unless there's some sort of equivalent accessible in-game, somehow.

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First artbook for the Cap'n, and meant to say sun drying instead of freeze drying. I forgot where I read about Octavio though.

Marie: gets a Focus mode that slows down time for MLG 420 no scopes
Callie: Callie gets a Dynamo sized roller that she can flick like a Carbon because she has mega floppers and is retard strong
3: Removes the Limiter and gets to spam Splashdowns and Autobombs
4: Gets a custom Rainmaker that functions like a rapid fire Inkzooka
Pearl: Has Dualies with almost infitinite dash capacity to NOTHIN PERSONELL SQUID around
Marina: fuckhuge Hyperbomb rush

Do the brellas really suck or it is just me that can't use it?

Brellas are the best.

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If you have the octo expansion try practicing with it there.

Does off the hook is gay

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I have one heart and Agent Three is a cheating haxor faggot

I wish I could just read the factopedia desu

Heard you talking shit like I wouldn't find out.

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Gitgud faggot

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i really hope they do better with the next splatoon. you get bored of it after a few months. salmon rush was nice, but then they did fuck all with it.

>no agent 3 cape to wear
Fucking why?

Come back when you can do infinite splashdowns kid

Just you wait. Agent 5 will see to it that everyone forgets you even exist.

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I'm just waiting for 3 to be even more tryhard edgy in Splat 3, especially if we get the Chaos route

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Not sure if legit(my "source" is akin to "dude trust me"), but apparently this last splatfest has a single player component to it as well that ties into the Splatfest.

Basically there's a campaign and also a secret boss. You either fight what is essentially Inner Agent 4 or Inner Agent 8.

where does this come from?

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That's absolute bullshit, but would be cool

>post-post-apocalyptic wasteland
>agent 3 is the full blown edgy leader of a group
>cape, skulls, war paint the full works
Fund it.

Wait it's the final fest already?
Fuck I was just planning to buy this game.

I know games will still pop up and the single player will likely still be worth it, but will Salmon runs still be fine? Ranked?

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>not calling it Spla2n

To be fair, he did say his source could be bullshit

Everything will be exactly the same as it is now, Splatoon 2 won't see any major dropoff until Splat3 happens and even then won't be entirely dead.

You're like 2 years too late, user

>I'm either right or I'm wrong
Wow what an incredible source!

Everything will be the same, just snails are going to be easier to get. This happened too in splatoon 1.

That's cool and would make sense, but it would also take effort which is the main reason I think that isn't going to happen.

I love Marina!

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>tfw Hardcore lawfag in every SMT game.
>Tfw favorite Splat 1 idol is Marie.
>Favorite splat 2 idol is Marina.

This is my Splatfest, it was made for me!

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Yeah that was kinda the point I myself stopped playing Slat1, but without any specifics about a Splat3 known I guess it will be fine

Guess I'll only miss out on the Slatfest banter between the idols

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youtube.com/watch?v=3Kinqzc3mxI

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>Needing to fantasize about crushing those you don't like because they infuriate you just by existing.
As long as evil exists, those who fight for JUSTICE will be there to oppose them.

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That's true. They probably won't call themselves Antifa tho.

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Just to check you're not retarded enough to legit support cringy antifa shit irl right

You support what ever causes the most butthurt.
How new are you?

>2019
>Supporting fascists
ISHYGDDT

Allrighty, you do you bud

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I welcome our smt bros in splatoon threads.

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so you guys ready for Splatoon: Nocturne?

>inb4 Splatoon: Battle Royale

>have BitChute tab open
>suddenly captcha says I'm a bot

Seems legit

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>play 4 matches of Turf War
>get fucking raped in the first three and was absolutely sure I'd lose the last one too until the final moment, didn't even feel good about winning, just frustration at myself for not being as good as I should be

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Where's the neutral side where you splat chaos and lawfags in the main hub when they can't fight back?

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Dear Lord please forgive me.

>Splatoon 2 won't end with off the hook proposing to each other

biased opinions, user

ONE MORE REJECTED COD

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You don't know that user.

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>live sex celebration never ever
f-fuck ;_;

Get fucked you false god

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based brella user
i got some really good advice on a thread like this the other day for brella tips. which variant are you trying to use? i like undercover so far but i only have the first splat and the first undercover ones

>Falling for the Golden headed Jew
Point and laugh at this faggot

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this is sick, capes and cloaks for splatoon 3 please

Damn straight Neutral Chad

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Also all black outfits and masks are fresh as fuck.

WE GOIN CHAOS RIGHT BOYS

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Dirty stupid lawfag

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ONE MORE COD REJECTED

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I like how Callie and Marie have Pearl and Marina's head pieces.

>Splatoon Megami Tensi
FUND IT

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Time I played was during the pulp no pulp fest. What's the new meta and is there a fuck load of mlp posting in citues?

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I'd rather splatoon swat 4

All woomy's begin in chaos, and all so end. Inkopolis is no different. Chaos sprouts within it, it grows, consumes it. Such is its nature. In the end, every woomy returns to the chaos whence it came. You see, chaos is the woomy's true essence.

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I've seen what passes for order. Laughable. Laughable, I say!

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I'd kiss a salmon.

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>chaos wins
>we get this callie again
Oh God yes please let it happen.

>dr sheldon I'm squidbeak splatoon

>SMT x Splatoon
I can get behind this.

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Do not believe the lies of Marina or Pearl. What they seek is not the best interests of inklings and octolings.
Order, chaos, the methods differ but the end goals are the same. What they truly seek is absolute control; control by unquestioning servitude or by fear from crushing the weak.
It is not freedom, it is not safety.

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Damn right

Sorry Splat Tim, but Mr. Grizz ordered me to take you out.

See, you're kinda right... but war is good for business. Nothing personal, squid.

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UberTim telling it how it is.

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I reject both chaos and order.

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>chaos wins
>pic related as a boss

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Splat Tim,
those who do not pick a side will never win.
Watch your back.

Easy. In the apocalypse, those with the strongest weapons survive. Everyone forgets that Marina was a genius weapons-developer, high up on the octarian’s military chain, and has been trained from a child to be a killing machine. Pair that with the fact that Pearl’s family has infinite resources, both would work together wonderfully in an apocalypse.

Stay strong, Splat Tim.

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They dont who ever loses is drawn and quartered in the city square while jellies nibble in the entrails

>Splatfest ends
>Loser disappears from the game

Sup niggers

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I love callie!

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Where the FUCK is that datamined Rocket mode at???? News just went radio silent since it was found.

Don't bully the small blue. He doesn't make the tests.

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The Nintendo ninjas got them.

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It was probably scrapped for being convoluted.

It's in Splatoon 3

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SMT Niggers x Sploon Faggots
This is the punishment you Law cucks get

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Hey squid, kill your friends.

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Don't worry Dagda I let the Griller splat everyone on my team in the last wave

I've had Splatoon 2 for a bit but haven't played it yet due to my backlog. Gyro controls, yay or nay? I didn't bother with them in Splatoon 1 but have heard it's the best way to play.

Do it faggot

Oh hey, I think I might be the guy who gave you those tips. How's your game fairing?

Absolutely yay.

>Splatoon Rainbow 6
Hard maybe

Why is this the last Splatfest?

Don't do what I did and decide to switch after a month or so of playing sticks, just dive in from the beginning and save yourself the trouble of trying to relearn everything.

neutral fags are the ones that don't pick a side, they can't win or lose.

They are. The developers fucked up the stick controls relative even to other console shooters.

Because it's literally the in-universe apocalypse.

>tfw I finally get my first S+ rank
3 to go

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Let us know when you get to X

doesn't that reset every month?

so wait doesnt order have white paint?

I'd wager it's probably going to be chrome looking, with chaos being golden.

I just wanna hang out with her lads

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>Order has Marie, Marina, and agent 8
It was already decided for me.

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For some reason the Octoling reminds me of the crying statue of liberty from the Onion's Kelly cartoons.

pick chaos if you're a child or manchild
pick order if you're responsible

I love Callie!

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Chaotic good if you live by your own paragon
Chaotic evil if you're an edgelord
Lawful good if you want to protect and serve
Lawful evil if you're a control freak

Pick neither if you're WOKE

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Imagine unironically being an evilfag
Imagine deriving pleasure from the suffering of others
Imagine being the most deplorable filth on the planet

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based giganigga

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The average Yea Forums user doesn't have to.

I just don't get it man. The world is such a fucked up place, you'd think people would want to spread some cheer for no other reason than to add some variety to their lives.

Will do

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Some people are more motivated by what stimulates them rather than what uplifts them. Making people suffer and the basal stimulus that comes with it is the only thing their incomplete and worthless consciousness can register.
We call these beings "subhumans." There are far more of them around than you want to think.

Oh, I know there's plenty of them to be had, I DO frequent Yea Forums. I just can't get inside their heads I guess.

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It's simple. Anything they don't like is cringe. Anybody who likes it is cringe too, and therefore deserves to be tormented.

There's quite literally nothing in there to get at. They have no more consciousness than a cockroach. the only difference between the is one can solve a math problem or cite history. There's intelligence, but no consciousness. Only a blank mind without a soul that seeks stimulation through immediate and repulsive gratification.

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I'm a Chaosfag but I like Order's accessories. I hope I can at least have both

Think about it Marina.
All the control.
ALL the power.
ALL THE FREE CHICKEN.

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Gotta go with the Mad Max aesthetic.

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fuck off

>Chaos has Callie
Best side

>Japan gets all the cool shit

Fucking bastards won't make a 3X version, I know they won't

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I should honestly probably leave this place, it's lost a lot of the fun it used to have, but there\s really nowhere else to go either.

>tfw no ara ara squid milf to make indecent proposals at

What? Is that why my fucking shots go right through people? I can't aim for shit with the stick.

>They likely won't mention a Splatoon 3 until after Animal Crossing's release.

Which is fine, gives people time to digest after the big finale, you know?

I mean I don't expect anything substantial till next year's E3 at the earliest, so this is fine.

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Second last splatfest is tomorrow, last is in over a month
Kid va adult in europe, narwhals vs unicorns in NA

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shit, SHIT, I don't have any money for that withc outfit

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>roller keeps trying to square off with a charger instead of just letting one of his gunwielding teammates deal with it while he covers as much territory as fucking possible

Go back to Overwatch you deathmatching faggots

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fucking good shit

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>tfw have the game since early 2018
>only played campaign and octo, almost didn't played multiplayer
i could have did most of the splatfest but decided to be a retard.

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It's not too late. Never too late.

But my flingzinga reaches so far.

It's okay. Splatfests actually kind of suck. It's a whole day where you can't do anything but play turf wars and everyone is 200% tryharding

I sure do love absolutely buttfucking the other team for about 2:15 then having all my work undone at the very end

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>saved all my ability chunks for this
>won't end up using them because too cheap to pay for a month of online

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motherfucking underrated

>Playing clam blitz
>Teammates are breathtakingly bad at the mode
Way too often.

I think that's part of the major appeal of Splatoon for me. It's never too late, you can't really ever fall too behind and you could aim like an absolute retard and as long as your ink is landing on any floor surface you are contributing towards your team's objective.
It means that any last minute hail mary is absolutely valid and you can scrape by by inches.

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>Play Ranked
>people are retarded as fuck
>Play League
>people are ultra try-hard as fuck no fun allowed

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I get that but at the same time it feels real bad to be on the other end of everything falling apart at the end.

>TEAM CHAOS IS JEW TEAM

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I suck shit at splatoon but I always ink like a madman so I don't feel too useless, it's those matches where no matter how hard I try the better players will splat me quickly and mop up the mess i made.

Through nothing beats breaking through enemy lines and messing up their shit even if they fix it quicker a few seconds of that kind of annoyance can make the difference between victory and defeat at times.

All I can say is, stay out of rank mode if you aren't good, not only will your teammates catch on that you suck they won't even bother trying to help or back you up especially japanese players, mthose guys would rather sit there in the spawn dome than help a shitty gaijn from my experience

In my case, it's
>Never play league because no friends play splatoon and cripplingly shy online

Picking Order for the aesthetic and the hope that it influences Splatoon 3 in a way that allows me to rebel against Order and Lawfags. Neutral is the best alignment reject the pointless cycles of Chaos and Law

>Jews not being the shadowy control cabal

Is he retarded?

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Oh wow another thread so soon? I thought tomorrow for sure

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That was the plan, but chaos took root

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Neutrality is stagnation. You may as well stop thinking completely, Order at least follows something in some direction

makes me happy there arent as many callie vs marie posts anymore, i want it to be wholesome again and it's hot when theyre together too

>Still no Squid Set Radio.

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goes to show that team chaos will be played by retards like this unfortunately

Order has Agent 3, 8, and Marina. Going with Order.

>Willing to adhere to false dichotomies and somehow I'm the one who might as well stop thinking entirely

i love the squid sisters!

>becoming the Onahole of YHVH, or Lucifer

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fuck off

>if you don't wear the toothpick, you're a casual
>if you don't wear the barefoot bracelet, you're a fag
okay, so what shirt is acceptable then?

Splatfest shirt for freshness

At least Lucifer is willing to turn into a girl before raping the semen out of you, I don't understand YHVH's literal cocksuckers.

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The life vest that shows some tummy.

>Woomy's clothes explode when you take damage in the campaign

This was entirely unnecessary and they did it on purpose. I salute them for it.

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you are both gentlemen with fine taste
but for the most difficult question: spats, or gym shorts?

I mean, you can eat shit, Chaosfag.

Tough one. I vote spats.

Has to be the shorts.

Gym shorts for that tiny extra bit of skin desu.

But really it depends on the outfit.

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Leggings

>happen to take this image with how the teams were set up

Granted, you figure they'd do green/green purple/pink but still

>yfw they release Final Splatfest amiibos

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well in that case lets get some threadly nogami in here

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I would fly to Japan and strangle a nip for his Chaos Pearl

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god id buy them day one. dont even care if i JUST got callie and marie a couple weeks ago i want it so much now

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i hope this is bait

i wanna hurt callie

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>dont even care if i JUST got callie and marie a couple weeks ago i want it so much now
Is your wallet okay bro?

Me too man, me too.

i dont like callie but this makes me sad

>AC delayed so the devs don't want to kill themselves over deadline
if it really is for the most part the same team as the splatoon one im glad theyre getting extra time, they definitely deserve it

just fine actually, less than 50 bucks for both. japanese online stores are a godsend

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W-why are the kids and squids fighting?

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what makes you dislike callie?

I'm a 6'5 290lbs lard-ass, how does this seem unreal to you?

2Xs can work, but 3Xs are better for me.

Do you really?

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>Filename

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UH, ALL THE CHAOS WORSHIPPERS OR HERETICS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM

PLEASE CEASE TO EXIST

Go to bed YHVH

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i just wanted to help!

>rage comics
Holy shit user why would you post this

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Post more

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based

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:(

They would if they're fighting fascism.

It's doubtful squids even know what fascism is, they just kinda eat sleep and party.

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it honestly has helped a lot, trying to unlock more variants now. thanks again, brellas are cool

:((

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beeb

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well im headin off early frens, 2 hours of overtime today killed me. have a good one and ill see you tomorrow(?) for the most forgettable splatfest

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cute!! cutee!!!

Night pal.

Cute cephalopod daughters!

Nite friendo

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Here's your Splatfest bro.

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noighty noight

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ONE MORE GOD REJECTED

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What crossovers do you think would be possible with splatoon?
>hard mode: no Jet Set Radio

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Now this is a true hero of Order!

CHAOS SCUM, REPENT

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Just put a couple of Inklings in the new Animal Crossing.

>Brainwashed into blindly serving a higher power in an antagonistic organization.
This is literally peak Order.

Where the fuck do you think we are

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They're both post-apoc Nintendo games.

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All this SMT posting give me faith in Yea Forums

On a regular basis at least, Yea Forums does not deserve your faith
but thank you.

If only we weren't anons and we could chill somewhere since these threads are maximum comfy

yeah but SMTV has been put in haitus because P5royale has been pushed

Being anons is a good stopgap against potential drama. Any time I've ever associated with anyone from an image board in a non-anonymous environment it's always ended badly.

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Things are better this way, comfy art, good game discussion and no tripfaggotry besides INKTIFA poster who just does it for kicks.
Discord drama would kill all these nice things

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Octolings know what an authoritarian regime is with what DJ Octavia was doing and his dub step.

>spoiler
Who fucking knows with Atlus though? They like to announce big projects in its conceptual phases than only give more news about when it's right near the JP release time. Remember how long P5 took inbetween the final stages of P4 milking?
That and there's also that Project Re:Fantasy thing they're doing, that only got an announcement and like, a teaser video of some white guy in armor eating a pidgeon.
Their shit will be announced when it's good and ready I guess.

This
Names tend to draw in negative personalities. not that anonymity doesn't, but with names, wells are far more easily and permanently poisoned.

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I suppose so, it's just nice to get to know some people personally more or have a real small discord for the people who chat in here the most but who knows how long that'd last

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>splatoon goes full SMT
>fire emblem goes full SMT

Which nintendo franchise is next? my hopes are on Animal Crossing

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We can pick a few peeps out of the crowd in these threads anyway. There's octodaughter poster, IA3sticks man who likes to post Yakuza once in a while, and me the enourmous Pearlfag.

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I am joined in a few discord servers. Mostly everyone gets along fine but you eventually get some weirdos and people who just like to ruin everyone's fun every once in a while

Yeah, of course.
But with anonymity, we only ever really go that deep, and it's vastly for the better. Drama follows where details lead.

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Your goal is admirable, but will always lead to ruin.
I'm in some of said mentioned groups and have seen first hand how certain people over time will try to destroy everything or pit people against each other.
If you want to do League, Salmon Run or Private Battles, just stick with your friend code and only post it when you're playing.

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Can I get this translated to wojaks

Of course nobody we play as is going to obey. Turf Wars will be an underground bloodsport, and only surface dorks would be seen clad in Kensa.

It sounds nice but yea I can see why it's probably best if most are private since theres always gonna be one prick who ruins it all. I've never joined any of them before but maybe I'll check it out next time to see what it's like if it's ever posted.

Rollers aren't that good at inking. They shouldn't be playing with chargers because they will get shot, but splats are still what they do best.

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I don't want to know anyone more personally because then they'd find out how autistic I am

Personally I'm fine with just posting squids and other wholesome things with you fags. What more could one want really.

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This
It's fun stuff.

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I want the full story lads

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Pearl meet Marina
They like each other a lot and become friend
story end
thank

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Have you considered getting your works published user

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Mom say I'm good writewr

Where is my Splattlefield:Splat Company set during the great turf war Nintendo

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Would it play it straight or tongue in cheek?

Didn't think there would be one of these tonight. Now I want to play more SR even though I got more backlog shit to go through. Octo daughter is still best daughter, though.

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It has to be tongue in cheek. The inklings literally forgot there was a war, woke up late for it, and won anyway because the octolings ran out of extension cord for their machines.

slight tongue in cheek but mostly straight both sides are retards and have it be about the squdbeak splatoon

TWEWY

>Pikmin start making tiny cameos in Splatoon
>become renowned within in-game lore as tiny beings most people only hear rumors about
>essentially the Splatoon equivalent of the Minish
All of my money.

Welcome fren

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At this point, I expect one per day. I was busy most of today though so I am late for this thread

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Hello, user.

That makes two of us, I usually enter a daytime thread during the weekend. I don't think this will last, it's just the E3 momentum carrying most threads this week. After this splatfest it'll slow down again until the apocalypse.

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>look at work schedule for the next week
>off Sun-Tues
>get curious
>Sunday is Father's Day

Holy shit you guys, getting that day off in my line of work is a goddamn miracle

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>ywn marry a ceph
>ywn be in a loving relationship with a ceph
>ywn kiss a ceph
>ywn hug a ceph
>ywn hold hands with a ceph
>ywn date a ceph
>ywn talk to a ceph
>ywn interact with a ceph
>ywn live in the same world as a ceph
Why even live

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whose*
chaos

It's a miracle for half the work force, I'm thanking my lucky stars I get to do something for my dad.

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You can still love a ceph from right here anom, no never ever about it

>>ywn live in the same world as a ceph
But you do user. She's just about 100,000 years into the future. Same place, but a different time

what if humans actually fucked off to space and they come back in third game and it's destroy all woomy

>100,000
Just 12k.

>Humans come back
>Ink based weaponry does nothing but annoy a human at best
>?????????
>No more woomies

Mine died when I was four so I've never really celebrated it, I'm just glad to avoid the shitshow at work. It's sobering to think I'm older than he was when he died nowadays.

>ink weapons just annoy humans
>regular.bullets just pass through woomy without harming them as well

>Implying future humans wouldn't be using laser guns, causing their Ink bodies to literally boil away.

This concept intrigues me and I wish to see more of it but mostly a peaceful resolution.

That sucks, user. Time is a hell of a thing.

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Why would humans come back? It's not like the sea level has gone back down or anything.

Peaceful resolution is guaranteed. Inklings tend to be really chill and love sleeping and relaxing

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I'm actually the last surviving male of my bloodline. No pressure to have a son or three or anything.

I imagine the newly freed octolings moreso. Doubt any of them are itching to go back to a life of blood and sweat after bunking with squids.

>average Yea Forums goer has to save his family
Uh oh

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Not like it's a big deal anyway. Nukes and general pollution are what made earth uninhabitable for humans.

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>he thinks global warming is real

Humans in Splatoon universe made it real by nuking the shit out of each other and the Antarctic.

This. The sea levels aren't the issue alone. it's likely the radiation from when we nuked the shit out of each other. Though maybe that all calmed down in 12,000 years, but I'm not sure how much fallout a Minuteman can generate, let alone the entire nuclear arsenal. After all, Chernobyl will still be radioactive for another 20,000 years (or at least that was before the new dome got put up, but the red forest is still pretty bad from what I've heard).

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Noice, my city is now on the coastline.

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Pearl gets to nuzzle those cheeks and those chocto breasts every single night.

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>wants to join team chaos
>also wants to make team order win so Marina will be evil in splat3

What do i do?

Why are they both so damn lucky?

The way I see it, Splatoon 3 is s going to involve either Octavio or Tartar weaseling their way into inkling society, then attack inkopolis while everyone's backs are turned.

When does the event starts?

12k years will be more than enough for radiation to reach safe levels. In most traditional nuclear war scenarios, the only places where fallout will remain a risk longer than a few weeks are the zones around and downwind of the missile fields (as those locations were expected to receive thousands of near-simultaneous ground level detonations) and nuclear power plants (as power plants produce a wider variety of dangerous, relatively long lasting fission products).

Live, at least for a little while longer.

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Damn, it's a fast board tonight.

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>splatoon 3

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Niggas need sleep, and I'm no exception. One last bump and I'm off to bed. We'll meet again soon.

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Good night everyone
I'm so glad I bought Splatoon 2 the other week

>splatoon 3

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based orderbro

No, your power rank gets reset. Though I think you get dropped if you're below a certain threshold.

Ahem
veemo

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thank you ubertim

Glad you're enjoying it bro.

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I'm picking Law because I'm a pussy ass mother fucker who couldn't survive in a chaotic wasteland, and even if it was a watered down Splatoon one, I would miss tech.
Also, if this does end up effecting Splatoon 3, I'm more interested in seeing what a High Tech Big Brother dystopia would be in the Splatoon universe, while a Apocalyptic Wasteland one feels rather obvious and overplayed.

I'd buy it

cute!

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I CAN DO ANYTHING

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They deserve each other

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Xenoblade

...

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Post OrderCHAD music
youtube.com/watch?v=FYH8DsU2WCk
youtube.com/watch?v=zl3YEH_5f5I
youtube.com/watch?v=m0AKJMGxwpE

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ahem
FUCK TEAM CHAOS

Had spatoon 2 forever only played a little of the campaign and haven't played a splatfest since the first game how fucked am I

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>always a lawfag
>but my pearl picked chaos

>You know the automatic doors at the Shoal never open when it's just me?

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Just play the last splatfest while it's there, if it's like Splatoon 1 it will be the only one with any plot consequences anyway. Nothing stopping you from playing the campaign or normal multiplayer after Splatfests are over. The main campaign is pretty dry so I understand why you might have not been too into it, but buy the Octo expansion. It's worth it.

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>it's when I'm on holiday
>again
>same thing happened with Splatoon 1
Fuck's sake Japan.

June was the month of footfags at Grizzco
July will be ours

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Congratulations, you've somehow managed to find a fetish even more obnoxious than footfags.

twitter.com/NintendoVS/status/1137474661661306881
>In addition, this Splatfest will feature all previous Shifty Station stages
Which one are you looking forward to the most, Yea Forums?

Usually a Law guy when no other option is available.
Better to have the illusion of free will and a save world than without.
But like the fun of chaos and understand if you are the strongest then you can make a balanced world if you want to.

Honestly in this case I may pick chaos for once

Agent 4 really seems more down to earth compared to 3 and 8m maybe because that one is more of a shut in compared the others

You don't want an augumented woomy?

I'm getting the game and going Order because I like the mind control helmets and ai can't really imagine Order being represented in a way I like in Splatoon 3 if Chaos ends up winning

Snails don't matter if you don't play the game and even if you did it wouldn't make any difference. Just another timmy in the wall.

Plot twist: What if Hocotations and Koppaites are the last remnants humanity who escaped and evolved to become tiny as a result of the differing gravity and biological resources? Some day they will return and make peace with the squids.

Same guy again: Decreased size indicates higher gravity which could explain why they don't know how to jump and why they are strong enough to throw each other and Pikmin into the air.

Why are people assuming the winning team will be the villains? Callie lost her final splatfest, and that's what made them make her the villain.

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It stands to reason that the team that wins will dominate, silly. It wouldn't make sense for, say, Order to win, then have Splatoon 3 take place in a wasteland with Chaos on top

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I liked the one where you could lock down areas after inking them

>Callie and Pearl on Team Chaos
LUCIFER, HERE I COME

July 18

>memetard lacks thought process
shocking

ALL HAIL PLANKTON

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I can't wait to daft punk around with this and the power armor helmet

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ah, I remember that thread. Good times.

All octolings should wear these to cover up their ugliness.

kek

explain?

>he doesn't know

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Inking the walls doesn't add to your total in turf war

Thanks bro

fuck splatoon for giving so many new fetishes

Like what?

All this Shin megami references and not asingle Warhammer 40K references

>wide hips
>water/paint play
>sportswear
>squid girls
>vagina bones
>delicious brown

cuz megami tensei comes to mind first when thinking about law and chaos.

I LOVE SQUIDS!

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>thread's still up
What's your side on today's Splatfest?

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Unicorn probably.

If you're below 1900 at the end of the month you get kicked back to S+9 where I belong.

What's wrong with working the fields?
I'm no commie but a lot of people are doing a lot of shit labor or dying under capitalism so I have no idea what your point is meant to be

Unicorn

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I totally forgot about the Unicorn/Narwhal Splatfest.
Chaos/Order just seems so interesting it overshadows anything else.

beeb

Robots will be working the fields. In fact, they almost do, farmers just "supervise" them.

yesss, woke up before the thread ended

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How do I beat inner agent?

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be efficient
ink a lot
don't get shot

This one definitely got overshadowed by the splatocalypse announcement

learn the patterns
use gyro, dont be me and use stick for the hell of it, its not fun
abuse every opportunity you have

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Look out for chickens

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>Splatoon developed by Sega

Git gud, I beat IA3 with sticks and it wasn't even that hard.

>Marina showing off pantsu

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Remember that everything she does is functionally what you'd see in regular ranked matches, so if you can't handle her you are either sub-S or got carried hard.

nothing to git gud at since ive already beat her with stick, im just saying it wasnt that fun. gyro is superior in every way so thats to be expected

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Man Nintendo idea of post apocalyptic world is pretty comfy

Man, I should've thought of her when that last Jap I fight in splat zones dished out several splashdowns one after the other.

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This
Just out of nowhere
“SUP YALL SMT V IS DONE! It’s only 2021 May”

>SMT Animal crossing
ONE MORE HIPPO REJECTED

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I honestly prefer sticks. I'm sure I'd be better off with gyro, but I just don't like having to hold my controller at a specific angle.

>bump limit
glad i woke up for the end of the thread

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it takes some getting used to but the aiming is much better

Catch you faggotchini alfredos another day

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see you next time fren

I still love callie!

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Guess I gotta go buy some McDonald's now.