Buy cyberpunk 2077
Buy cyberpunk 2077
I'll just watch it on Youtube.
I don’t even have a console
It was just a fucking dog!!
OH MY GOD IT'S HIM!!!!
IT'S THE GUY FROM HOLLYWOOD MOVIES!
BUY BUY BUY!!!
Don't you have a PC user-KUN?
i'll buy if it come with free xbox keanu
No, I prefer venturing Hyrule as a cute princess in her underwear.
>tfw he's starting to bald
>tedposting is the new toddposting
i like this
yes but it’s not meant not gaming sadly
Sure it looks promising
Mad
I think the Keanu reveal was pretty tasteful. I'm not gonna buy the game because of him but it was so unexpected it was kind of cool tbqhfamalam
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>not buying a game on PC when a PC version exists
OP REKT lmao
Already did. You wanna hang out?
Can't, according to /pol/ the game doesn't feature enough white people.
>”you’re breathtaking”
how do you respond?
No thanks I'd rather donate a go kart to charity.
I wouldn't buy it if Reeves arrived personally to eat my ass
Well that's a shame, just by one of the next gen console and play on that
i'll buy your game, jade!
You're breathtaking
I'd buy it if Keanu had pizza with me
"haha"
I will
Yes, Master Reeves. Your will is my command. I shall buy cyberpunk 2077. May I ask for which platform, master?
He would buy you the pizza and the game.
Ok but only if i can have your baby
But could he buy my love?
Y-yes m-mmm-massa
Yes Mr. Wick. Please don't hurt my family.
Only if I get to see your penis.
get out of my game keanu !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this, but unironically.
1. keanu reeves movie 47 ronin isn't even as good not nearly as tom cruise last samurai and 2. cyberpunk 2077 won't even be as good as sega genesis shadowrun.. then again, what is?
1. You're a faggot 2. Also you're gay.. then again, who isn't?
>keanu reaves doesn't ag-
name one wrong thing i said. objectively, i mean.
not same guy, but shadowrun is a slog that barely rewards grinding until very late game
>Keanu will die in your lifetime
Feels bad man
BUY THE MATRIX ON BLU-RAY DISC
it came out when i was 10. it had important ideas to me in terms of how i developed. it's a 16 bit arpg with guns, magic and computer hacking, corporate espionage, people popping out of crowds to spy on you like gangstalking style.. etc.. it's like reading the watchmen after the movie came out vs. when the book first came out. i don't care that you people don't get it.