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She cute
>people calling TTR 'zoomer'
How to spot a zoomer trying to fit in. I'm 27 and Tag Team Racing was exactly where I dropped the series after following the games since the second, everything after that is what you might consider zoomer-tier
7 days then i roll with my main.
guys, I got this from the last thread. is this real? the black people on the right?
Kek
Which trophy girl you maiming bois?
Can't wait for not being able to unlock anything after the servers are not able to withstands millions of CTR fans
Ami, because Tiny was my main as kid. If you can't see the connection, sudoku.
>Final day before release
>One last new commercial
>Crash pulls up into the parking area of Nintendo.
>He pulls out a megaphone out of his ass
>"Hey plumber boy, musta-"
>White gloved hand taps on Crash's shoulder and he turns around.
>Mario looking confrontational AND Sonic is with him.
>Crash looks scared and says "woah.."
None...I only play as Coco because old hags are disgusting.
>all the SFM porn this game will create.
these are extremely basic calculations, maybe in the kilobytes. don't worry my man.
Why are you so legit offended by a single user calling CTTR a zoomer game? Do you have the tism? No need to answer that
that's fake Coco, now we only need Fake ''pug'' Spyro and we can film this porn!
>Turn stats
>ugly-ass models
that's gonna be a no from me
Yes, its all true. There even was a mini game where you fling shit at flying farm animals also.
>pulls it out of his ass
Wouldn't have it any other way
Lads please stop accusing each other of being autistic, it's cringe. We're on Yea Forums, everyone here is autistic.
Liz
I played CTTR but my mind bleached it away for some rea- owh… got footage? this game HAD to be made by a black guy.
Every single always online scam crashed on release day. MMO, brawlers, shooters, offline or online, they all broke
What if I want to facefuck her mouth
So are the Grand Prix prizes an online thing or can I unlock them without having to pay for XBOX Live?
That's ok too
how in the fuck? shouldn't a company like activision be MORE THAN CAPABLE for these routine calculations on their server?
You have to pay.
Isabella because she's bellissima
So who will be Grand Prix unlockable? Will Spyro be as wild as it gets, or do we dare to go further?
CTTR characters are all but confirmed, we have the Tropy Girls finally returning, even some made up characters, the skys the limit.
>AND Sonic is with him
sonicfags are the biggest leeches. Mario should kick his ass, instead
Surely it's not okay to do more than that?
Can I hug her and still be a furry?
I think you only need to be connected to their server, no subscription requirement.
I saw a couple of guys getting pretty angry last thread about micro transactions but how bad would it really be?
>explains how they are able to keep working on post release content
>post release content can be earned for free
>wumpa coins can be earned for free
I don’t like micro transactions but if there isn’t a terrible grind then I don’t really see an issue
Cute pantsu!
I lost my freelance job yesterday and my paycheck left me $7 short of preordering.
Why should they? They'd need to spend a colossal amount just have servers for a single day. It's cheaper to just have everything crash.
It's not like anyone will stop playing or buying their games
Reminder that we're settling this once and for all. Place your bets, and be graced with eternal gracious glory, or be doomed in eternal shitposting shame.
Important to note is that we have no official confirmation of anything. Any claims without proof about micro-transactions are conjecture. May this poll relieve the threads from any further need for mtx shitposting.
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>living paycheck to paycheck
cringe
There will be 0 or very few. Furries dominate 2D not 3D. We had the n same trilogy come and go on consoles, nothing. PC release one year later.... nothing. Don't get your hopes up
Sad stuff, I hope things get better.
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>According to AccomplishedPoet8’s math, it could take $6,440 to unlock all of the skins in Mortal Kombat 11. If someone wanted to just play the game and unlock all of the skins in Mortal Kombat 11, AccomplishedPoet8 estimates that it would take about 3,390 hours to unlock every skin in the game.
But isn't that furry?
HUGG
And if I want to have her for my wife and impregnate her?
Not that guy, but some people don’t have a choice.
Give blowjobs/handjobs for cash.
Anybody up for a bet? If Activision doesn't try to monetize the game post-launch and hands out everything for free, I will give you 1000$, no questions asked. You lose, you kill yourself. They have to the end of the year before I can declare myself the winner.
There like...three pieces.
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God I wish I could
I hear you, those $4000 apartments are not cheap
fugg and sugg.
Yeah I’m aware they could go way over board with how they make it work since EA did the same thing with battlefront. If thats what they decide to do then hopefully it isn’t nearly as bad as this. This just happened to pop into my mind since I have no idea why the devs would continue to support the game post launch and ask for nothing in return.
>That mole
It all depends on how the currency is handled, being free while limiting the player to unlock things really slowly is a tactic for people to just give up and open their wallets to get what they want.
Server capacity is designed for average loads, having idle servers just to handle spikes is wasteful.
itll be half priced in a month, sounds like you need to save the money
Everything after Crash Bash is zoomer desu
how flexible are servers, exactly? can you use spare room on say, a Children's Online Daycare server to help out?
Why is activision delaying all the remakes by a year for pc?
my benis
fugg
lmao. I'm not living paycheck to paycheck.
I had a freelance job to make money on the side.
kempferzero made this?
Delete this
>ever since the trophy girls controversy, i've been more in the mood for bandicoot... stuff like this
i hate you people sometimes
Why does Coco have bigger boobs than Tawna
where the FUCK is nina
im scared the switch version is going to run like shit
Now that we have almost the full roster, let's get that stereotype list finished.
If only.
no
just an user immitating his art style
so it will run like a switch game
While Activision is equally greedy as all their AAA publisher counterparts, they do honestly seem to be more incompetent than the rest. Which I suppose can make sense, since all their success comes from CoD alone and that short of hyper growth can really fuck you over in the long run.
Activision bad
I think that and this were done by imitationists, not kempfer himself.
I could be wrong.
just start drawing porn
>"the grand prix are meant to extend across the crash franchise"
>second grand prix literally only exists for baby t
>third grand prix is spyro
I am surprised Isabella isn't more popular, I assumed she'd be the fan favourite, shes defiantly mine.
Holy shit user, this is actually the most autistic thing I've read all day
Reminder that Coco is just 14 years old.
Right here.
>the trophy girls are selectable
Wow, they did better than just having the girls back in the game. I'm impressed
Rip Liz's panties
God damn looking at this render makes me realize that Ami and Liz got some good upgrades.
That's the perfect little sister age.
NINA NO
Expect the general:
>Dynamic display at 90% docked, 50-60% handheld
>Partacal effects put towards a lower setting, still present, but less of them overall
>Will chances are lack AA
Otherwise all the systems are running at a steady 30FPS, so I'm not too worried, and while I'm not a fan of dynamic display fuzzing stuff up, it's chances are not going to be Xenoblades 2 levels of bad in handheld.
Mario needs all the help he can get.
Why all the fuss? Your dick can't tell the difference.
Miss Ami's big hair
Look away!
They were pretty much always visible. It was a different time...
>STILL no switch gameplay
They're hiding something
what platform are we geting this on
Did you ever finish this?
imgur.com
A poll showed mostly Switch, but PS4 not far behind
>Crash girlfriend is almost 3 times his size.
post Ami
Switch, I have no other option
Got posted in the drawthread a few days ago, I think. Might wanna check the archives.
Obviously they don't wanna show off a last gen port of the game
I'm not Mario-grant, but yes, he did finish it.
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>5'11'' vs 6'00''
Absolutely based and furrypilled.
>Spyro
>Hunter
>Ripto
>Elora
>Bianca
These will probably be the characters of the Spyro Grand Prix
What am I looking at and why is everyone responding to it?
I'm not paying for PS online so Switch
yes, the exclusive nintendo themed costumes
I hope Elora has a good jump animation that sends her really high if you know what I mean.
>8 days
>PSN says the game will be available on the 20th
Which is it?
it's just a dead meme
Cute goat.
>changing her hair
Already ruined
PS4 first.
Was gonna get it on Switch because a friend is getting it there, but then I realised whenever I
buy a game because of "friends(s) will be on that console" they always end up dropping the game really fast.
i think 5 is too many, desu. i could see it being 3: spyro, hunter and elora/ripto
Switch.
>tomboy
>BIG FUGGIN TITTIES
>SPEED
BEST GIRL
Quick what are some tips for losers who never played ctr before. More specifically, the reserve system. I know that drift-boosting builds it up, but what does it "reserve"?
her old hair was shit
>That jiggle
>Muscle tone on the arms
>Raspy tomby voice heard in some of the gameplay clips
Her old hair was part of her design. She just looks like the others now.
Elora has a nice deer cooch.
They added Tawna + every trophy girl as racers, nothing off the table for Beenox. They already confirmed more Grand Prix seasons after the three already we now.
Will she be playable?
Taking Nina requests
When drifting, rather than mini turboing as soon as possible, try and wait until the last possible second, the boost is bigger and builds more reserves.
Nina with a Smash invite
Yes but what are the reserves *for*.
Do they add to your next boost or jump or what?
Nina with a smash envelope, why she aint in CTR
>all tryhards will be picking Coco because they think it will make them look like pros
What will be the Yea Forums-approved main?
If only I had they skill, or the notoriety to get commissions for it.
Nina dressed as Elora.
N Gin or Ami
Nina staring at her vibrating cyborg hand with a lewd thought blush.
I don't fully understand it myself, and it's supposedly different in CTRNF, but as far as I'm aware its a super boost that lasts for as long as you have reserves
Fake Crash
N. Brio
:(
N. Gin
Brio if he gets in. Otherwise I'll share my main boii with you.
Coco.
They mean the faggots that grew up with TTR. There are people here that see it as the best racing game for crash.
yes
Neo Cortex.
Because he's like the majority of Yea Forums
>all these CTR threads over the past months
How you gonna say Coco isn't the Yea Forums-approved racer of choice?
Oxide should be Yea Forums's main, the personalities are a 1:1 match.
I'm picking coco cuz she makes my dick hard not because I care who is "top tier"
Retard alert. He's a crossdresser
Dingodile is the true patrician choice
Nina but her gauntlet hands are really fucking stupidly big
The following numbers probably aren't accurate, but just for explaining, bear with them.
Say a slideboost gives you 2 secs of boosting, but it only took you 1.5 secs to get that boost, as well as the next boost. That means that you have earned a total of 4 seconds of boost power in only 3 seconds. At the start of the second boost, your reserved boost is now the remaining 0.5 second of the first boost + the 1.5 seconds of the new boost.
In other words, boosting multiple times stacks with whatever boost time you had left, instead of giving you only the latest boost time.
I think the accurate number for consistent drift boosting is something around 0.25 seconds per (perfect) drift boost.
based and honest
Evil Coco skin when?
Twinsanity's biggest sin was removing her from the final game.
Oxide has been outed as a large majority of players will pick him because of his status, as well as being preunlocked in the oxide edition
>He's a crossdresser
So am I
Why is coco so cute and feminine
Just because she's the only cootch before tanwa and the trophy girls got announced, doesn't mean people actually want to -play- as her, they just want a female to lewd and fuck to get the hormones going. Oxide should be Yea Forums's pick, but knowing anything it'll be N.gin or Penta Penguin if he's got 'penguin yay 1, penguin yay 2' lines as Easter eggs.
That makes sense.
Thank you!
Are there any good tracks to practice this on? (Preferably one with lots of turns to practice getting the timing down)
ESRB. Whore stockings and literal zipper on underwear need to go.
>everyone will pick the best characters while Yea Forums contrarians will have to pick the literal whos no one cares about
I fucking love the Oxide ship so that will be my kart main, I'm not sure about the character yet but maybe Dingo and N. Gin
If only the game wasn't rushed
why is tawna so flat?
When are one of you fuckers posting an XCI early
Pinstripe paid for her breast reduction
>doesn't mean people actually want to -play- as her
Bitch, please.
As a die hard ps1 crash fan I dropped crash after wrath of fuckin cortex. Even as a dumbshit 7 year old I knew naughty dog was gone and something was wrong.
Ps2 crash and up is zoomer. If you actually played crash w and CTR then you should be able to discern the clear drop in quality that came from the universal/Activision days. Now I'm fired up and will say something I've been meaning to say for a long time.
ATTENTION ZOOMERS. Twinsanity was unfinished and cringey. And Clancy brown is the better cortex voice. That is all.
>she
so are they not in at launch? that sucks.
There's a channel on youtube where a guy talks about the development of the game and plays through beta builds. He mentions that contrary to popular belief the game wasn't rushed, the game actually had a decent amount of development time, but was so messy and unfocused it turned out the way it did.
lol
Because flat is justice.
>skin
>not a full character
2 weeks isn't too long of a wait. Gives people time to buy the game and get familiar with everything
Its only a week or so after launch, not too bad.
None, I'm gonna play as Tawna.
Pretty much every single track outside the bonus ones (slide coloseum and that other shitty track).
If you really really suck at the game for some reason then just go for coco park I guess. Other than that, avoid dragon mines. The best tracks in most peoples opinion are by far polar pass, n. gin labs and sewer speedway.
Here's a full guide with better explanations of what everything is, boost stuff is explained in the third post:
ctrgamers.forumotion.com
>ywn give coco the human dick
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>"retro" Crash skin
>doesn't look anything like the old CTR model
If you're familiar with a stack, it works like that. When you stack on your reserves, it extends the period of boost that you are holding. When you quit boosting, it will drain your reserves until you're at zero. Basically, you can keep your boost speed until your reserves are out, so continually boosting means that you canget through a straightaway with with no boosts that you might not otherwise and keep boosting.
Reserves allow you to continue boosting even in a situation where drifting is risky/not possible. Say you enter that narrow straight near the end of Hot Air Skyway as a handling character, if you drift to try to accumulate more boosts you might fall off or bump the wall with how much harder those characters turn. If you accumulated enough reserves before then though, you can just drive in a straight line, waste a bit of your reserve to make it to the next turn then start drifting to build more reserves again once it's safe. It'll be especially useful in Nitro Fueled since USF (blue flames) is now sustainable with reserves.
What is Dr. N thinking about?
Zem
>basically just a gossamer rehash
>still badass looking
how did they do it?
agreed. clancy brown is vastly superior. sadly they'd rather make crash wacky now rather than using the darker tone it once had.
youtu.be
The model is actually pretty similar, it's just that in the original they tried to hide the low amount of polys as possible, using smooth lighting to try and make him look a lot smoother than he actually was, the remake extenuates it, with hard shadows.
furfags get the rope
Fucking Crash.
I'll take furries over shitman any day of the week.
the "retro" skins use flat shading which ken kutaragi specifically hated and was the reason they killed their polygon man mascot.
The PS1 uses a very basic shading method that basically just interpolates colors between vertices, low poly looks completely different with modern shading since it treats the model's faces as flat things.
Will definitely check the guide out, thank you!
Another question if you don't mind, are the stats going to be the same between ctr and ctr:nf? Will the slow/medium/fast characters from that forum post, stay the same class-wise in nf (and stat-wise too)?
pics?
His look in CTR was way different than that, though. The retro skin is incredibly animated to an almost awkward egree.
I would be deeply surprised if there wasn't a colour swap for it.
This
How long before we get new breast envy art featuring trophy girls?
Tawna having smaller breasts than them, joining Coco in the seethe squad
>This meme again
Cortex was only threating in the first one and even then
In 2 he's just a hologram barking orders until the the final fight (where you just chase him might I add) and in 3 he's a beaten down old man and has Uku Uka breathing down his neck.
>liking Bandicooch is furry
Hardly. Its so entry level.
His voice in 2 and 3 was the absolute best, though, you can't deny that. I don't have a problem with the current VA but nothing comes close to that guy.
Best girl.
This, it's like saying Holo is furry
Yeah, but in the original the characters were modelled into the karts, with the wheels just being sprites, and with all the customisation, it doesn't really work. I'm sure they were more interested in having retro characters in all karts, and all characters in the retro karts. The original models were exceptionally simple.
Wrong.
see
It's because it's gotta use the same rigging/animations as the normal skins.
Sadly it doens't get it's own animations, as that's chances are a bit more for skins of this nature.
Skin DO get unique winning animations though.
big breastie
I GOT THEM HORSES IN THE BACK
What about them?
I understand why it is the way it is, but I still don't think it looks all that great.
>Skin DO get unique winning animations though.
Please tell me he gets to do the original Crash dance.
Still waiting for the questionable rated trophy girl art.
someone give me a quick rundown of ctr
Lex Lang (current VA) is trying at least you have to give him that quite frankly from what I can tell he's done a much better job in CTRNF then he did in NSANE
Best kart racer of all time with god tier physics and boosting mechanics.
Didn't you hear see? Tawna's flat in this game.
Mate, im maining Coco cause shes best girl. I roll with characters I like over stats.
This one? Because that one was already delivered. Or is there something else I'm not aware of?
Cannot wait to main the small Komodo Brother like I did back in the day when you needed to use a code each time to use him.
Shut up. I refuse.
HNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG
coco has aesthetic huge ponytail.
>You walk up to the CTR demo booth.
>You see this.
*sweating*
Better flat than a cuckqueen.
>don't have a ps4/switch
>makes me really want to have it but i'm not stupid enough to spend 300€ to get to play ONE game and 60€ to use it
>i wish i was that stupid.
Tell her to hurry the fuck up and finish it, I want to play the game.
Hot. Is there a full pic?
I walk to the station on the far end and play.
>Tawna
>cuckqueen
Exsqueeze me?
I dunno what it is about Tawna and Coco that forces me to drain my balls, but it's a real thing
It's already in the thread, nerd
No. The link in that post I replied to is totally fake and full of dolphin porn.
Shouldn't it be Coco instead? the Throphy girls are basically Tawna clones.
sauce on this now?
Can you still do those bullshit jumps on levels like the nignogs stage? Because I wanna learn how to do those since as a kid all I got good at was sliding and doing good hops I had no idea you could cheese levels so fucking hard like that and the shitty high up stage.
I'd ride her wumpa fruits.
Nitro
>draw a catgirl
>call it a furry boy
Not anymore. Tawna is just as flat or even flatter than Coco.
GET THESE HOES OUTTA MY THREAD
Everything after Naughty Dog Crash is zoomer territory.
Someone made an "impossible" jump over the water in Polar Pass in E3 demo, so the bullshit jump in Papus pyramid should also be doable.
>8 days lads
That's 8 more days to get sub 40 second laps on all current ctr tracks You can do that, right Yea Forums?/
Nah, Tawna's model is considerably different to the others. Her ears are pin and longer, her snout/nose protrudes more and she's got a different body type to the rest
Isabella because she has the same stat weight as my main Pinstripe I think.
looks fine to me
Any Big Norms will be total Yea Forumsros.
she sound like a ghetto sheboon
Old lore had her dumping Crash for Pinstripe for no in-universe reason, she dumps Crash with just a piece of paper note and fucks off with Pinstripe, first as only a comic strip from back then but an actual game made it canon by Crash Boom Bang!. In the real world it was just a handwave to justify why Tawna basically disappeared from the series, and the reason Tawna disappeared to begin with was because Naughty Dog was getting bad looks from Vivendi due Tawna being a tad to sexual for a supposed children's game, a character based of a sex symbol like Pamella Anderson was getting too much to handle marketing towards children they believed.
That said new lore could happen since Tawna hasn't been dropped after appearing in the remaster/remake after, so maybe there's no reason to write her off like that to justify her absence from the series.
Coco has proportionally larger breasts than Tawna.
I want to fuck all of them.
They look kind of saggy...
So how does any of that make her a cuckqueen?
>8 days, each with the potential of having the Switch ROM leak early
in the current lore she literally has his face on her shirt, can't make a statement clearer than that
I don't accept your challenge
Oh I see, I hadn't really noticed she became that different now. This really shows it better.
I'll play Pinstripe like always and not give a shit who hates it
He's a classy guy
N. Gin is a manic-depressed workaholic with a live rocket fused to his nervous system. Barring that, his mechanical skills and knowledge of ballistic physics are second to none.
Dude's got issues, brain damage being the least of them. You can't hold him accountable for whatever weird shit he does on his "off" days.
Hot
the flatter the better imo, big tits steal fat from the most important places on the female body; the thighs and ass.
Easy there, user!
Xbox One X
What happened to her boobs after N.Sane trilogy, because they look pretty big in that image.
>Tawna got a breast reduction because platforming without a sports bra hurts your boobs.
I know someone lurking this thread has it just come out with it already
I can in relic mode
alternate skins are non-canon, unless you think crash is literally sometimes blue
Is he full of bullet holes?
>Good looking bandicuties
Coco
Ami
>Average looking fem bandicoots
Isabella
Megumi
>What the actual fuck are these bandicunts
Tawna
Liz
nothing, from the looks of this:
they just look flatter in the motosports skin for some reason, but on her default they look just the same as ever
The best thing about Crash's height in relation to Tawna is that he gets to motorboat those things everytime she huge him.
But alas, not more.
So when we do CTR Yea Forumskends, you guys will hold back and not use all those crazy tricks and stuff so us newbies can actually have a chance to win, right?
Nothing. She's still got them, but she's chances are got straps to get into her race suit because she's too big otherwise.
That and more info on the game are the only reasons I lurk these threads. I got excited when someone posted a screeny of what looked like the Windows file explorer open in a directory dump of CTR the other day. Haven't heard anything on that...
realistically, they probably shrunk her tits because she's the "image" of the Nitro Team or whatever they're called so they didn't want her press release image to have tits at the forefront to anger SJWs
Fellow newbie here,
I say let them use their tricks. The best way to learn is to have a goal, that goal being get to the same level of skill they're at.
Leave me in the dust all you want, that drive to catch up is my motivation for getting better.
I'm leaning towards switch because Yea Forums seems to be leaning towards switch and they're the only people I have to play it with.
Why would you ever want someone to hold back?
That's not fun for anyone
I hope all the characters eventually get retro skins.
Getting it in Switch, but I want to get it on Xbone too because my friends are there. These companies are stupid. If they would at least allow cross saves, I would fucking multi dip on these games do hard. I'm practically begging them to allow me to give them more money.
I think that that was a copy of the update and not the game proper.
I never really wanted Crash in Smash, but these CTR threads and getting hyped for the game have made me want that to happen. Is that weird?
Daughter or niece?
Big Norm in the casual attire skin.
AHEM
Ah, that would make sense. :T
So, how do you like your Coco?
CTR voice style?
youtube.com
CNK voice style?
youtube.com
Ps4 here for a few reasons:
1) I just prefer ps4 to switch. It's my main console for multiplats.
2) The ps4 exclusive content is pretty neat.
Clone.
>everyone posting the racing suit skin
The devs have stated they are pulling models from N.Sane Trilogy, theres no reason to believe that Tawna's tits will be as big as they were in N. Sane (default skin at least)
Cortex mixed with Crash
'Daught-uh...neice'
canon
CTR had the best Coco voice bar none
I've never even played a Crash game but I'm buying CTR when it comes out because of Tawna. Is that weird?
Obviously OG Coco, nothing comes close. Although CNK is still better than literal Jimmy Neutron Coco from CTTR
Baserad och Edward Bloom Pillad
I prefer mine a little more... CTTR...
Forgot the fucking link...
youtu.be
kys Jimbo
>I hope Crash-senpai notices me now
no you're just an underaged furry
zoom zoom
She looks very pure and kind hearted.
we need more porn of nina please and thank you
>N. Gin's fucking eye pops out in his podium loss animation
t-they know that's not a mechanical eye right?
I'm in my 30's, I've just never got around to playing a Crash game. Honestly I think I might have played the demo of Crash way back in the day on the PS1, but I just didn't get into it much. I heard good things about the remake trilogy though.
That just means she's not wearing a bra.
It's probably the best way to play the original because of analogue controls, and if you're a bitch its a bit easier, but the altered physics are a bit of a pain in some areas, but nowhere near as bad as everyone was saying.
good lad
I want to ____ that bandicoot
I feel the need to BREED
>That new trophygirl art by souleater
>dem Ami abs
It's in /trash/ thread. It's lewd.
headpat isn't 4 letters, silly user
The real question is whether she should be mute or not. Apparently she was supposed to have lines in Twinsanity.
so what's the fucking source of this pic
Filename.
souleater is great
it just leads me to some cunny doujin on dl site
>dont even like crash
>just glad to see people shitposting about it
>a small ounce of hope i didnt know i had is still here because somehow theres still game devs that give a shit
>even get a spongebob bfbb and destroy all humans remake
what the fuck is up with 2019? its full of genuine disappointment and then a small glimmer of optimism
Plugs. Gin was on external life support before he stablized the rocket into a pacemaker
cute! and funny!
GREAT art
my ex would always get angry when I played normally, not full try hard but just causally boosting around the track. When I tried to explain how to play she'd get mad and say she'd work it out herself. when I held back she'd complain about that, eventually she would rage quit and say the game is stupid and not fun.
So glad my current girl just has fun even if she doesn't win, although she's pretty damn good and kicks my arse in Mario kart.
She's also way shorter than me which is great
PS4, no way am I gonna deal with the even worse performance of the switch.
>way shorter than me which is great
Like Midna tier short?
They're all confirmed twitter.com
Her personality in CTTR was fun it just needed to be more fine tuned Dorky Tryhard is really funny. Maybe more lines that only really sound cool in her head and maybe a few of her messing up some really dark and evil lines.
Plus her being mute really limits the character if you ask me.
>tfw practicing with the same controls I'll be using in CTRNF
Sonybros don't even have to get used to a new controller.
Why am I so aggressively attracted to Coco's bra strap and undies?
Rule one; never play games with girls.
So all that complaining about them gone was for nothing, lol
both
Cortexes is canonically gypsy hobos
Good, more Sheila porn.
needs moneybags
This artist needs to do more sandy. She cute
>now it will be possible to do this with ripped and modded trophy girls and Coco from this game
I'm gonna miss his loss animation of him literally fuming mad.
Will Rilla Roo be in?
Nah, he is well gay
i would be too, if i didn't think white underwear was boring as fuck
He'll be back in the Crash Bash remake
It's boring, but in a cute innocent way. It almost makes it more attractive for me
Has there been any confirmation about how many characters will be in the Grand Prix? The first has 5 characters, second has 3, but I think it's safe to assume the number of new characters wont be that consistently high after the first couple. That being said, I think there will be around 3 Spyro reps, and I think the most likely second slot is Elora, and as much as I would rather someone other than Hunter, he is a likely third. Who else would be a good fit, personally I'd like Moneybags
Not that short but short enough so that standing sex is easy.
It's only some girls. Some are turbo cunts, some are actually fun to play with.
Are the shitposters gone? After that thread yesterday I'm about ready to drop CTR threads.
DRIPPING
WET
DOE
CUNT
What was Tawna going to do with the half naked Coco in the last panel?
And they're all shit. Like I said theres not gonna be much and especially not high quality ones, unless someone gets the dude who made those Judy Hopps animations to make some of each girl
Dibs on the goat.
white is like the bland default you get in 2 dollar walmart packs and shit, just makes me think you don't care about looking good or exciting at all, so basic and neutral
PSX emu runs like shit without overclocking the fuck out of the CPU, how do you play it that way? Even docked it's pretty terrible. I've just gone back to playing on PSP.
>doe
she's a faun you dork
Hopefully they fix Elora
Just pretend she wears boxers like her brother. And since new Coco is more like her brother now it's extremely likely.
Switch version of NST actually runs at a fixed resolution, it's just sub-native. They seem to be using the same engine too.
I'm talking about the ladies dressed in revealing clothes and behaving provocatively
Maybe that's why I find it so innocent. It's something a 14 year old would wear who isn't exactly interested in being sexualized
>that fur colored piece of cloth
I really want Brio guys
>spyro
>and friends
Skylanders confirmed
He's dead, sonny.
Gave up his life to give us the trophy girls.
My guess is hell be in a grand prix, along with Nina, Moe and Kong
she's got a doe's flank and that's all that matters
>spyro and friends
oh shit guys, Crash Bandicoot confirmed
They're smart enough to not touch that shit with a 100ft barge pole
gem cups my lads
Mio and Boss chapter 2.
You're welcome.
Why are we assuming that Ripper Roo through Fake Crash will not be the Gem Cup characters like in the old version?
just close your eyes, listen to this:
youtube.com
and believe
you really think he won't be in, after everything else we've gotten?
Good fucking lord
Is it too much to ask for creative control of the entire Crash franchise to handed off to Kempfer?
Crash of the Titans has her personality more in line with what you're describing
If your Switch is going thermal nuclear when overclocked, change the thermal paste. Fan isn't even audible at 1.7GHz and the RAM clock at 1600MHz. Game running a silky smooth 30fps. =)
The battery also doesn't kill itself instantly playing PSX games, since the GPU isn't even being touched during gameplay.
>I think it's safe to assume the number of new characters wont be that consistently high after the first couple
I think so too. But I'm sure Baby Cortex and Baby Tropy will be in the second GP. 5 Spyro reps seems a bit much though, 3 sounds reasonable.
Am I the only one who likes Pasodina O' Possum? Her perky personality and hick accent get me rock hard for some reason
I haven't gotten this high of hype for this game and SamSho since the Crash Bandicoot remake.
Can't fucking wait for the game to drop. Shit makes me want to sleep early so that I can end days more 'till this game comes out
>going to the extent of 3D printing Tawna only to give her shitty balloon tits
Then he wouldn't have time to draw. What we really need to do is have the government slash tax money from something and give it to him instead to produce bandicoot porn until he dies.
>tfw PCfag
surely you must own just one measly console
The last console I owned is the PS2
You basically don't have to drift on straights because all your boosts keep running at some point.
she's in!
And pay for the internet that he is already paying?
He don't get double internet like that. It doesn't work like that.
>He's not Idort master race
because we got confirmation long ago that the boss characters are now unlocked after you beat them
fake crash not being a boss makes him uncertain, but we have at least 4 open gem cups
what the FUCK did they do to my yeti nigga? Fuck nu Spyro so much
lmao, I haven't payed a cent for ps+. 2 minutes every 2 weeks to make a dummy account with the ps+ free trial.
Good man, Tawna is for refined gentlemen only
Which happened to be the last console with easy, convenient piracy. Sucks to be a third worlder, doesn't it.
Gex when he's unlockable in the fourth season after Spyro.
me no pirate, massa
Howdy.
>doesn't mean people actually want to -play- as her
Speak for yourself. I main Rosalina in MK8 and Blaze in Team Sonic Racing.
in crash 1 it's actually Brendan O'Brien (crash's voice) doing cortex. he also does brio in 2.
youtube.com
Party-themed Grand Prix with Rilla Roo, Bearminator, and the Viscount.
>been practicing CTR for the past 2 weeks
>got nearly every shortcut down
>STILL can't get the Sewer Speedway shortcut
Fuckin'... Polar
This nigga deserves to be playable. I mean look how many disguises he has. He basically like Roger from American Dad.
wtf I'll now play your game
at least make sharp teeth a skin
30 fps (with drops)
Thanks for telling me this so I could find pic related.
Why is she so smug?
A deal's a deal, user.
>he doesn't put Crash or CTR in the op so people can search for it instead of sifting through all these Smash threads
Kill yourself
Tawna/Trophy Girls: Russians and furries in denial
Is the spongebob kart canon at least?
Yaya Panda is in.
God, there needs to be more porn of the trophy girls.
please tell me the girls are okay
>Crash Team Racing Comes out in 8 days
>Sees a thread with a Crash character
>Says 8 days
"Huh, I wonder what this threads about."
Crash with Coco as the alt skin, since the N. Sane Trilogy had them play the same in every respect.
please
Racist Cortex
>let me give this OP innocuous and undescriptive content so people that have filters to float favored threads and hide unwanted threads won't work and they'll have to wade through the shit that is summer Yea Forums to find it
This. Tawna always had natural looking tits, this is injustice.
I start thinking in suicide
Nigger I'm not going to look for it because all these smash threads and Nintendo shit takes up 99% of this board. I only found this thread because it finally reached the top of the reply list. Nintendo shit needs a containment board already
Bitch you better hurry up so I can play...
Bros how many content are we gonna get from this game?! Beenox are giving us so many, it's unimaginable. If they start adding characters like fucking Rilla Roo, Yaya Panda etc.. then literally ANYBODY can be in this game.
plumber boy prix
Looks like the threads have calmed down again so I'll say this, it does really suck that not even the pro and x consoles can achieve 30 fps for.... some reason, but look at it this way I guess. Scarlett and the PS5 will have planned backwards compatibility programs from the start so... maybe they'll finally get patches then? Yeah it probably won't be as special anymore because the pc version will likely be out by then but.. it's something I guess.
>it does really suck that not even the pro and x consoles can achieve 30 fps
proofs?
She looks so happy.
As far as I am aware, they opted for a stable 30fps over an inconsistent 60, or at least thats what people are speculating. I really don't get the big deal about 30fps, I can only imagine its just fags trying to bait, I don't understand why it would make such a difference with a game like CTR
Crash had a different lower poly model in CTR. I get why they didn't use it, because the model itself was part of the kart.
It uses the same animations as normal crash. All character skins use the same animations as the base character, except with podium animations. I can't really fault them for that.
It's probably intentional so people playing on Pros don't get an advantage. PC might get 60, and maybe the next-gen ports if we get them.
You're going off that old article that said they could, yeah? Unfortunately they later added an update to it that said they wouldn't be doing that. Maybe they could introduce updates for the v2 consoles later? We'll have to see.
>Looks like the thread has calmed down again, so here is another shit post.
I never said I wasn't accepting 30 fps, I'm just saying what could happen in the future with the new consoles, ease up my man.
What? You could unlock him in adventure mode user
Watch her fall off of hot air skyway thirty times and never power slide even once.
You will have to pay for Nintendo online dummy
Literally and unironically who?
From a shitty mobile game that no one played or something? Turns out Mind Over Mutant wasn't the last awful Crash game.
She seems happy
They look fine bro, plus its just fap/hotglue material.
Oxide uses that shortcut on papu pyramid, there's no reason to remove it
If by "okay" you mean swallowing giant dark racially-ambiguous cock, then yeah. They're fine.
>drives between two item boxes
disgusting
>Mario hands him a Smash invitation
Yeah, any shortcut that Oxide's ghost also does proves it was intended.
Sewer speedway is the only one I can’t get anymore, it’s super finicky
Nice Velo shop
Old lore comes from a non canon Japanese comic
>he doesn't know
Goyim, I
No subscription required.
I recognize that audio length
>HEY CRASH!
>Doing a little racing game again?
>Mind if I could join? I am from the game you ripped off from so leave it to the OG's! GUH-UH
obj_motherfucker obviously.