Here is your controller, bro

here is your controller, bro

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I'd buy it.

Is that a happy meal?

Fuck yeah, give it to me.

It's up for preorder on play asia if anyone really wants it

>hori slime controller but in switch flavor

cool

I'd get good at smash just for the sole reason of beating people irl with that controller

That’s pretty badass

It looks like the Saturns old analog thing that they released when Nights came out; but shit

Oh, thank you! I saw it was up for sale on the Square Enix site, but everything is in moon runes. I completely forgot PlayAsia existed. As stupid as the controller probably is in actual use, I love me some Dragon Quest

>put the controller down on your lap
>stab your dick with the pointy end
Lol, nice design, bro

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Happy to help user

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It's back bros, the legend

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I had this on ps2. It was disgusting. The rubber would get sticky and discolored, the buttons were trash, it was the worst controller I've ever used. The novelty wore off in two minutes.

I've got the PS2 version of this. Never found the metal slime variant.

a-user do you not have arms? normal posture would put the controller mid-thigh or further, not above your crotch.

How much does it cost

I don't like Nintendo or Dragon Shit but that controller..... OOOOOOOOOOOoooooh that controller.

I really want somebody to win a Smash tournament with this monstrosity.

Around 90 american freedoms.

If evens I pre-order it right now

post a screen cap of your order confirmation, faggot

Lap would have it between your legs. Putting on your groin would stab your dick

Does it have gyro?
I am so damn sad that the amazing Daemon x Machina controller does not.

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my man

>dpad better than the orginal one

based slime controller making a come back

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what is that thing in the upper middle for? did they have the touchpad years before sony decided to make a shit one?

It’s a PS4 controller

I pre-ordered one but I hear older slime controllers were really garbage so I might just cancel it

do you have it only with the slime

How much does it cost?
I'd use it for Smash

>The tags usually resevred for the back are in front
Never mind

is that a sphere?

Will this come to America?

literally beating your friends with it

Is that what a boob feels like?

Here. No idea how to get rid of the rest of the white lines, I never use Paint.

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it works

Actually, here is a better version. The image seems to be crooked so there is still some left I can't get rid off.

I am retarded, here it is.

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Is it just as shit as the PS2 one?

Reminder that the advertised "extra character stories" turned out to be an audio drama dlc

Can this work as a vibrator tho?

Thanks

No problem buddy.