Here dude, have a chilidog!

This is some weird fetish art, isn't it?

Nope, it's just an absolutely normal image of Sonic the Hedgehog offering the viewer a chilidog. Not everything has to be a fetish, unless you consider wearing gloves all the time and handling messy food with them a fetish.

Can you say "Sorry bud, but you can't sit here"?

Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, the first Sonic cartoon.

quieres?

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I'm fasting you mach 2 gains goblin.

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Chili dogs have tons of macros, what nonsense are you talking?

thanks sonic

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the onions look like fucking baby teeth

Don't make me choke you dude

whatever that fucking movie adds to sonic's character is going to become a staple isn't it
im not shitting on the cartoon but just about every adaptation of sonic, for better or worse, ended up mixed into the main series
hell '06 kept silver after that shitshow, boom kept sticks, im sure if the movie introduces just about anything that it'll somehow stick

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>bread
>blended pig guts
>beans and tomato paste with a bit of beef
Tons of carbs. Which is besides the point. Fasting is 0 of everything.

AW YEAH GOTTA GO FAST

God I wish that were me.

Fuck off you irrelevant blue nigger rat.

Literally nothing from any of the cartoons or comics made it into anything except for like a minigame in one version of Sonic Spinball. The chili dog thing is the only thing that stuck. Like, hell, not even anything from Sonic X came to the main series Except the voice actors

At least Chris Thorndyke isn't canon yet.

Brilliant, thank you!

>Nothing made it into the games except a minigame
Three words : Mean Bean Machine.

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Fasting is what sonic does best, idiot. You wont trust his advice?

>Am*rican "cuisine"

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According to Iizuka there are two worlds, Sonic's world and the human world, and the characters regularly jump back and forth between the two depending on the game. I'm pretty sure that's an X thing.

That does it, you've forced my hand Sasuke.

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It's just post facto rationalization nonsense that's not actually shown in the games
The games make more sense if you treat every one of them as their own continuity anyway, with exceptions for the obvious sub series (SA2 - Heroes - Shadow, Rush games, Rivals games, etc)

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hot

I can't believe I fell for that keikaku. Shit, does this mean I'm gay now?

Absolutely, 100%. Now go worship sauske cock, it is your destiny.

Fuck I thought it would be cringe at first but goddamn.

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Thanks Sonic.

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The American Sonic bible (not AOSTH as people think). No joke, the first draft had him living next to a Sonic's.

>not even anything from Sonic X came to the main series
Need I remind you of Shadow removing his gold power limiter bracelets to wipe out Mephiles' clones, which came from the final episode of the Sonic Adventure 2 adaptation in Sonic X?

Sega will have Eggman redesigned to look like Jim Carrey.

I'm glad I didn't let you down Luigi.

Are chilidogs a euphimism for anal sex?

if all he eats is chilli dogs, doesn't that mean Sonic has really aggressive, spicy shits?

Nah, they won't. The current Eggman design is 21 years old. They might change it in a spinoff or something though.

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>big sonic push early 2000s
>fast food franchise chosen to promote sonic is dennys and not sonics
that was always really fucking stupid to me. at least i got a fucking rad sonic plushy out of it though

According to Sonic News Network, it did start in AoStH.
And considering it's a fucking Sonic WIKI, I doubt they're lying.

I love Amy!

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Thank you sonic

She is in heat and needs blue hedgehog dick RIGHT NOW

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Beat me to it

do you think sonic's lover Bartleby will be included in the upcoming movie

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Would you eat the chocolates, even if her DNA was in them and you would turn into a clone of her?

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Based chocolatefag

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>buns with that oily plastic bag-like texture
That's gunna be a no for me, mr. hedhog

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it's pretty good dude you should try it

I still haven't eaten a chili dog. Not because I think they're gross, but because I don't want waiters making some dumb Sonic joke when I order.

>waiters
nowhere anybody would get chilidogs from would have waiters

Just make your own.

Point is, Sonic the Hedgehog has permanently altered the chili dog's reputation.

Kind of like how you can't name your kid Barney or Clifford anymore without them getting bullied to death.

RIP Sonic.

THE P WAS FOR PIE! HAHAHAHAHA!

>Kind of like how you can't name your kid Barney or Clifford anymore without them getting bullied to death.

user is there something you're not telling us?

>chili dog
>waiters

then why is it on gelbooru and sankaku

you do know normal art is uploaded to both right
>unironically using ad-booru and shitkaku

People post SFW stuff on NSFW sites all the time. See the rating: safe tag for example.

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not everything on boorus is questionable or explicit user

No, I'm just making a point about how media affects the perception of certain things in the public eye. Most people hear "Barney" and they automatically associate it with the dinosaur. It happens with a lot of things. Have you noticed no one names their kids Adolf anymore?

Can you say “All Ness mains should be castrated”

so if you guys like chilidogs but cant deal with onion, a popular trick is to wash the onion or let it soak for 5 to 10 minutes. this will take the harsh bitterness away like if you cooked them but keep the fresh crunch of raw onion.

caution, too much washing or soaking will strip away the flavor too

then make your own. its better that way. now you can pick a good bread bun, an all beef hot dog, make some good chili and not the dog food from a can, some real wisconsin cheddar, and those onions i mentioned.

youre good to go on your next cookout.

actually, instead of full blown chili you could probably make what some people call "beef hot sauce", which is like a quick chili meat sauce. it should be easier and faster to make

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Can you say “I fucking hate all the niggers in the world. They should make a nigger genocide”

I'll take that into consideration. I'll have to look up some recipes, but I'm planning on having some cookouts soon, so maybe I'll try my hand at it.