THE... ELDENRING

best meme that came from Yea Forums

It's just a cg trailer bro, but I'm worried too about the retarded anime designs I saw.

MwahAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaa
The elden ring, alwaysrenownedforitscommandoverthestars...

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shatered by SOMEONE or SOMETHING

>analyzing
You mean making up "lore"

I thought it would be called fey souls?

Fuck Vaati. The halfwit comes here and copies what people say then adds it to his “informative” videos.

DON'T TELL ME

>anime designs
lmao what?

I hooe that boss really is a super buff manlet with a sword and not just a really tall guy walking through the ground.

You mean like everyone else does everywhere always?
The only difference is he's not crediting a bunch of anonymous nobodies on Yea Forums.

HOW TO PLAY

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Hey Vaati, looking for some lore?

I love the trailer, but so far we haven’t seen a thing that makes you think “oh, Martin had something to do with this”. It honestly looks 100% like a spiritual sequel to Dark Souls made by Miyazaki by himself.

The part where the narrator says “the Elder Ring... Oh... Elder Ring...” as the oh so familiar music is blasting through the speakers is so Dark Souls it makes my soul melt

>or SOMETHING
it was aliens
the latter half of the game takes place in space

ENB is the kino souls lore/walk through player.

Theres no proof of this

I got a ring in there last night

YOU DON'T SEE IT

>I LITERALLY CLAPPED WHEN I HEARD THE TITLE
You'll all bitch and moan about how it's not as good as DS1 either way, you always do it.

OH, ELDEN RING

He shilled for Dark Souls 2 so I dunno.

LOOK UP AT THIS THREAD

Ohhhh eldenring...

How can a trailer be so retarded and so kino at the same time?

Yeah and maybe you should copywrite your theories you pulled out of your ass if they're so valuable to you.

>he thinks he can even imagine
Doubt

yup, looks like final fantasy

Seriously what the fuck. Awful art direction. I figured it’d be even more realistic due to GRRM but they went full retarded jap shit

Why does this look so familiar? Is it just making me think of Angewomon, or is there some other famous girly-mouthed Valkyrie-helmet character I'm forgetting?

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Fuck you nigger.
I can imagine.
I swear.

There are some huge Youtube channels that are making money just by regurgitating shit that is said on Yea Forums and Reddit. It's a decent scheme, ngl.

based and orsonpilled

>You'll all bitch and moan about how it's not as good as DS1 either way,
Yeah, don't know why anyone is getting hyped for this when you just know they're going to act pissed off and disappointed. Or maybe that's what they have the most fun doing?

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>so retarded
It's because you lack the basic intelligence required to understand something that simple so you turn this ignorance into a bad aspect of the trailer

OOOOOoooOOOOOHHHH, ELDEN RING
YOU GON' MAKE ME SQUIRT

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LOOK UP AT THE SKY

Any idea when it'll come out?

What the hell made you think anything shown in this 2 minute trailer looks cartoonish or anime at all?

Not this year

Next year?

Everyone's gotta eat, cunt

OOOHH ELDEN RING

Likely

true chads never blame themselves for anything

demon souls-2009
dark souls-2011
dark souls 2-2014
bloodborne-2015
dark souls 3-2016
sekiro-2019
elden ring-2020?
2-3-1-1-3-1

>FromSoft and GRRM
Ultimate hack made scam game, it's going to be shit.

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This trailer sucked, to be honest.

What the fuck is eldenring....

NNNNGGHHU UUGHHHH ELDEN RING!! MMMMMUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

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I'd expect a March/April release similar to Sekiro.

what do you expect from a teaser?

sekiro was just the prosthetic arm without any clue
at least here we know is a game about gallic mithology

Whatever you say Vaati. And theres plenty of proof.

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>George R.R. Martin is writing it
>coming out
Oh, you sweet summer child

If being a chad means throwing a childish temper tantrum all the time, I'd rather be a loser.

I liked ds3 the most

>another soulshit
yaaawwnnnnnn...

>Guy admits that he gathers a bunch of theories together and constructs them into a video format.
>Random user gets pissed and says he's stealing theories (theories for fuck's sake).
>Vaati says ok that's right
>Continue acting like Vaati has ever denied this at any point.
You're on your way to becoming the Barneyfag of Vaati. You always show up whenever that faggot is mentioned and you always act like he's has ever claimed he came up with the ideas himself, which he never has.

Did you have some theory you were super proud of that got "stolen" by some mean guy on the internet? Did you not want anyone to believe you or repeat your theory?
What's going on man? What's your beef?

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Same honestly. The areas are a bit of a disappointment, I'd prefer to adventure through something nicer to look at instead of 3+ marshlands/swamps. I'd even accept more castles since they're aesthetically pleasing, but everything else was a big step up especially bosses.

>gallic
>mithology

Let me guess. You like Witcher 3

:)

Vaati's a tard for people who like secondhand information and being spoonfed. Read the lore yourselves if you're actually interested.

Ahhhhhh stop it....That's hurt
stupid eldenring....

I thought it was pretty enthralling. Sure it had no game play but the imagery was neat and the score sounded great. I'm hyped

youtube.com/watch?v=T_7TnOWV-mk

That score was just generic capeshit music.

Nice buzzword

sucks he abandoned youtube and deleted most his videos once his wife left him

Youre confusing me with another user first of all Vaati Defender #109. Secondly I just like to point out his penchant repackaging what others say and how he does a hilariously good job of making it seem like theyre his own ideas. Such defense for a nitwit like Vaati is admirable but misplaced as hes lurking the threads now for more information to steal. So, no need to white knight for him.

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>capeshit music
What is that even suppose to mean? It was just an orchestral piece you brainwashed tard.

AAAAgghhhh, elden ring

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They're talking about the sun, right?

>amputee
>redhead
>armour clad
>prosthetic
muh

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>generic capeshit music
Don't offer your opinion on music for a while bud.

IT BURNS

It sounded like something ripped straight from DC's shitty movies.

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>can't even see that these are two different characters
oh come on

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No it doesn't retard.

It had some good thing, I'am having a blast with Eldenposting

>this shit is an hour long
Why are brainlets like this?

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I've never been pissed off by a new entry in the series. Every single one has redeeming features.

>Vaati Defender #109
I've only watched about 4 of his videos because the story of dark souls 3 was more confusing than the previous four games.
>Secondly I just like to point out his penchant repackaging what others say and how he does a hilariously good job of making it seem like theyre his own ideas.
What's there to defend? He takes ideas from the internet and puts them in a video. I never got the impression he tried to convince anyone he made any of those ideas up himself.
I think it would be pretty annoying to see "user No.466286321 posted this...." before every sentence.
Your indignation towards vaati comes off as childish jealousy.
It's like hating someone for having a hairstyle you've seen before and telling everyone that guy must think he came up with the hairstyle himself.

DS2 is the only souls that is worse than DS1

I had lots of fun with every from soft game. I never pre-order and I'm not planning on doing so.
But I'm still certain I'll buy it.

Vaati please. It's getting pretty obvious now.

>because the story of dark souls 3
brainlet
>I never got the impression he tried to convince anyone he made any of those ideas up himself
He more often than not uses personal pronouns when referring to these theories as if he had come up with them himself. This is common knowledge

Yes it does you dumb ass, do you need me to prove you wrong?

If you're certainly going to buy it, why not preorder anyway?

I don't like the practice of pre-ordering.

That's fair. I'm aware it supports an anti consumer practice but i'm still going to pre order because i enjoy the notion of the product already paid for.

OH! FUGGIN ELDEN RING EH

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>Tanimura back on his bullshit
Here's your new art direction, bro

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grandma underwear

C

I FUGGIN DOUBT YOU COULD EVEN IMAGINE IT, THIS FUGGIN GUY
OH!

>irl cuck
No thanks

I DOUBT YOU COULD EVEN IMAGINE IT.
THAT WHICH COMMANDED THE STARS!
GIVING LIFE IT'S FULLEST BRILLIANCE....
THE ELDEN RING!!
OOOOOOH ELDEN RING...SHATTERED! BY SOMEONE....OR SOMETHING.
DON'T TELL ME YOU DON'T SEE IT?
LOOK UP AT THE SKY...IT BURNS!!!

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I used to talk shit about him on /vg/ after I unsubscribed from him, this kind of makes me want to see if he's improved.

Yeah man, have you not checked it out? It's pretty out there but worth reading a bit about.

I haven't watched his 3 videos but when 2 was around he talked nothing but bullshit and started nonsense memes about the lore that are still parroted to this day, confusing people more.

he's not writing it

Can't believe Miyazaki is making a game based off of Lithuanian mythology.
Fuck the vikangz.
Fuck the germans.
Fuck the celts.
Lithuania forever!

who

youtu.be/T6DJcgm3wNY?t=115
youtu.be/HIC-k5s5zGE?t=56

youtu.be/2enbYOMtR4I?t=50

Maybe you should message him on twitter and tell him his use of personal pronouns is offensive to you. You know, solve the issue like a grown adult instead of bitching like a child about shit that doesn't make sense.
I'm the guy who complained Vaati made a video over a teaser trailer already. I think he should stop making videos when he has nothing to talk about.

The guy could open his videos by saying this isn't his info and that he got it from a specific place that he deliberately goes to to get said information. Then state the name of the place.
Hundreds, possibly thousands, of videos from him and he hasn't done that once. Not once. At some point you just assume he is intentionally not saying it, for reasons. Then you muse on what those reasons are.

This isn't a one off "accident." its years and years of the same behavior. It is conscious, it is deliberate. It is constructed to support itself. He is solely at fault for people not liking him for his actions.
Get bent.

almost every valkyrie design have this kind of helmet

>The guy could open his videos by saying this isn't his info and that he got it from a specific place that he deliberately goes to to get said information.
Isn't that already implied? Wait nevermind, if you're going to vaati to understand shit, you probably need everything spoonfed to you to begin with.

>isn't that already implied?
No and never. Nothing is ever implied in a one way conversation. I don't even watch the guy's content, but his poaching is legendary.

They're just thoughts. You don't own them. You don't own the videogame. You should probably calm down and take a look at your own behavior before you start judging people for theirs. I know this is tough because Yea Forums encourages being an impetuous, silly little retard but otherwise I'm going to disregard what you have to say.

How is GRRM going to react when he realizes that half of the lore was just copied from Berserk again?

>not shattering the ring
This needs a real edit

The music track is probably the last boss's

Probably be relieved since it's still better than what happened to the TV show.

Nigga feel free to scrutinize every aspect of my life, I don't give a fuck. I'm not trying to make a personality for myself for personal gain.

The guy is just scum, and trust me, he knows it. He knows how shameful his behavior is and has taken deliberate steps to insulate himself from it. If I had a business and I was fleecing people for years on end I'd feel like shit and own up to it. Well, I'd never do it in the first place.
Because I have a conscious. It doesn't matter how insignificant you see it as, it is still shameful and dishonest. It could be about any topic and I would feel the same way.

Considering he stole all his own material from real world political conflict wholesale, I'd say game would recognize game.

HICKORY DICKORY DELDENRING

underrated post

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ALONG CAME AN ELDENSPIDAH

I sincerely hope Preston hops mediums and becomes a lorefag for this

OOOOOOHHHH ELDEN RING

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>The guy is just scum,
>Make a video with the intent to make the vague stories of the souls games babytier easy to understand.
>Get called scum because some anonymous on an anonymous imageboard half-assed a theory and didn't get credited.
I feel bad for the guy now.

Vaati is documented plagiarizing entire youtube videos you cocksucker

why does she look like Valentina Nappi?

Can't wait to roll like a retard again.

>Achievement Unlocked: Collect all pieces of the Elden Ring

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fucks niggers like your mom

You are taking this strangely personal. I don't want the mook to credit me personally because I didn't say or contribute anything. I want him to tell his audience that he found the information elsewhere, and when he finds 99% of it from the same place it is common courtesy to name that place.

>entire choice of the game is do you allow thottery to continue unabated or to initiate the Patrol.

Ring is a sound a bell makes

>Probably be relieved since it's still better than what happened to the TV show.

What happened to the TV show?

>ENB
When was this

yeah... i’m thinking this is based...

Please make this a meme.

>I've only watched about 4 of his videos because the story of dark souls 3 was more confusing than the previous four games.
A clever excuse. Youve watched more, no need to hide it.
>What's there to defend? He takes ideas from the internet and puts them in a video. I never got the impression he tried to convince anyone he made any of those ideas up himself.
>I think it would be pretty annoying to see "user No.466286321 posted this...." before every sentence.
>Your indignation towards vaati comes off as childish jealousy.
>It's like hating someone for having a hairstyle you've seen before and telling everyone that guy must think he came up with the hairstyle himself.
I have no reason to be jealous of someone who parrots what others say and pushes these ideas as his own.

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>sucks he abandoned youtube and deleted most his videos once his wife left him

Give me the run down on ENB and his wife

We know a place in the Japanese Far East, where Hidetaka Miyazaki develops the most difficult hardcore games, and takes... This is a lot of SHIT, you know that.

MY GUIDING MOONLIGHT

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I honestly don't care. But i can't help but rebuttal user's shitty argument.

>lives in japan
>marries Japanese waifu
>takes her back to live in rural murrica
>She immediately gets bored and hates it
>ENB knocks her up
>she aborts it and tells him it was a miscarriage
>divorces him and bails back to Japan

Hmmm... now where have I heard that story before....

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>Dark Souls
>Not cartoony
Fuck off, Souls have been filled with weird and cartoonish shit all the way back from Demon's Souls and Dark Souls just added even more cartoonish shit

so the fat fuck finally did it
he ripped off LoTR

>the magic ring was destoyed
>an ancient evil has awoken
>yadda yadda

same shit

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Some dude on YouTube made a videos with a Text->to->speech lay over on some recognizable anons stuff for a year; got millions of views per video and it was all fully monetized until he pulled out a year later.

I bet he made good money doing that too

How is dark souls cartoony? Having fantasy elements isn't the same as bugs bunny cross dressing and pullet a giant mallet out of his ass to wack daffy on the head you know?

They clearly are to vaati

OOOH THE Elden™©®(All rights reserved) Ring™©®(All rights reserved)* ** ***

*Created by Hidetaka Miyazaki, FromSoftware™©® (All rights reserved)
**Consulting expert George R. R. Martin (All rights reserved)
***All rights reserved. No part of this product may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, including photocopying, recording, or other electronic or mechanical methods, without the prior written permission of the publisher, except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical reviews and certain other noncommercial uses permitted by copyright law.

but now we'll get a closer look at those tax policies though

it's a cg trailer you dumbfuck
kill yourself

I would be okay with all this knowing the last two book of ASOIAF are in a bunker, somehwere, ready to be released

but the fuck face is still meddling with side projects, playing with his remote car in his mansion and doing irrelevant shit

FUCK

You are funny.
What is the origin of this meme?

it devolved into badly written fanfic.

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I want a microsoft exel documentation on all npc transactions in-game

>takes her back to live in rural murrica

What was he thinking?

> fucking Guts armor helmet
jeez.. From..

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looks more like a valkyrie helmet, since the gaelic setting

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get a job

I can't believe I'm this excited over a CG trailer that showed no gameplay. I've become part of the cancer killing the industry

based

From can be trusted is the thing, it's one of the few times when you can lose yourself in the hype without it coming back to bite you in the ass.

Prove me wrong you retard.

>cartoonishy

VAATI FUCK ME VAATI FUCK MY GF VAATI FUCK MY SISTER VAATI VAATI VAATI

das1 = sekiro = demon's souls > bloodborne >>> the rest

Lol, this can't be real.

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yeah elden ring is probably tied to the sun

Everything since the history of everything is tied with to the sun

>tied to the sun
Dumbest shit I've read on this subreddit. Who the fuck ties a ring to the sun?

cringe
based

>tied with to
You clearly weren't tied with to education at all.

Based OWG.

>valkyrie
>gaelic

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Oh wow I put an extra word by mistake, at least I didn't do the same mistake your father did by fucking your mom and creating you, trash.

>guts armor helmet
i know this is a shitpost but explain, with image

>WAHHHH user MADE FUN OF ME
Bitch made motherfucker.

does saying no mean you have good taste in games or something?

You are not doing anything but acting like a fucking retard.
Now fuck off.

>Who the fuck ties a ring to the sun?
You know what they say.
If you like it then you should've put a ring on it.

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O MY ELDEN RING

This is exactly what a bitch made motherfucker would say. Checkmate you faggot.

>stole all his own material from real world political conflict wholesale
wanna know how i know you know nothing about fiction

>inb4 vaati is already stealing references about Norse, Slavic and Baltic folklore posted in here for his next video

So is the Elden Ring going to be The Lord of the Ring, but with taxmen.

I'm posting on Yea Forums as well you faggot.

prove you wrong on what dipshit

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And if there will be no taxmen - can we all then agree that GRRM is a hack?

O CAPTAIN! MY CAPTAIN!

stealing references
lmfao
you all got it from reddit

Your mom got you from a dumpster you piece of shit.

Have you ever looked at Gwynevere or Ornstein and Smough ?

epic slavic blacksmith god!!!
oh wait... that was a reddit post

What?
>gwynevere is cartoonish
Ask me how I know there is some insidious bias going on with your post.

>reddit are the only ones allowed to know about european mythologies

He would just shoot himself in the foot by saying he got all that shit from Yea Forums.

He actually credited me in one of his DS2 videos.

Having giant tits with epic music on screen suddenly after a big fight isn't cartoonish ?

I have hope this is going to be at least good. Without the suprise of what it was, the trailer left me dissapoined as hellwith f how "literally nothing" it was though.

It's called "being a bottom feeder"

Concession accepted

>Having giant tits
Ah yes, keep confirming it, keep going.

why is her thumb so long what the fuck

This game might actually be the real Dark Souls sequel in spirit. DaS1 was the most RPG/Open world and Elden Ring is doubling down on that. Now this is epic.

where the fuck did I imply I didn't like it

lmfao nice try buddy
back to r/eldenring you go

Don't bully vaati he's a nice guy

That isn't even the point but keep trying to erase the clear bias, you are just a treat.

REMEMBER TO KINDLE THE PATREON XD

alright user you do you

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I had great theories connecting sekiro to bloodborne and dark souls that I told my inner circle of friends. I refuse to say said shit because vaati faggot prowls for his next meal here.

Here vaati faggot. I'll give you a start and you think the rest faggot. "gravelord nito and sekiro"

Dude he got in trouble for plagarizing his BB shit, that's why he bailed on that community because he became a fucking joke.

Vaati isn't that great when it comes to dark souls lore anyways.
youtube.com/watch?v=7FZiAi9LDIs

favorite part of the trailer

>I had great theories connecting sekiro to bloodborne and dark souls that I told my inner circle of friends.

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Wait wait wait

Is the Elden Ring just the sun? Is the game gonna be about someone broke the sun?

Obligatory reminder
youtube.com/watch?v=itU_MgBYJ6E

This isn't Hawkshaw.

probably, just LOOK AT THE SKY

Vaati is weird, he did plagiarize Paleblood Hunt in my opinion, but before that he credited something I had found for one of his Dark Souls 2 videos like I said earlier, so it’s not like he never cites his sources. No idea what drove him to not mention Paleblood Hunt in the first place.

>that time he copied Aegon's entire video
Lol. It good pretty wild when Bloodborne released

Don't summon him user, you'll regret it later.

Because he was balls deep in patreon money and wanted to profit off early BB lore stuff, something that was very wild with regards to speculation pre-TOH. It was a scummy fucking move, which is to be expected after how hard he dickrode DaS2 before backtracking as public opinion shifted.

>This isn't Hawkshaw.
Is he any good?
I mostly don't like watching videos to understand Fromsoft game lore and stick to my own understanding of it.

>mfw vaguely celtic/northern european female warriors wearing open toed footwear

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>I had great theories connecting sekiro to bloodborne and dark souls that I told myself in the shower
There ya go

>great theories connecting sekiro to bloodborne and dark souls
Am I the only person that prefers that these games remain unconnected aside from reoccurring themes and motifs?

>Implying this fat fuck takes showers

I ain't saying shit. I'm shocked the fucking moron found no connection. People assume the game is in Japan, but it us never fucking stated it is. It's only based on an Era on Japan. People assume the game is in Japan and throw all theories away. They couldn't be more wrong.

I will give another hint to the faggot. It takes place before you start playing in dark souls. But not before the intro cinematic.

>>ENB knocks her up
>>she aborts it and tells him it was a miscarriage
>>divorces him and bails back to Japan
He's a retard but Jesus Christ this is not something a human being does. This is literally a soulless demon.

The worst thing Vaati did recently is putting out that terrible clickbait video for “Great Rune”. The story is the following: Gematsu put out an article where they reported GRRM’s involvement and said the game was internally called GR. This is true. However this isn’t an acronym, Sekiro was NTC for example, Bloodborne was something else I have forgotten but it wasn’t PB (Project Beast) or anything. Them some rusemaster came here and made up that Great Rune “leak” and Vaati mistook it as real and made a video on it and now people think Great Rune was to Elden Ring what Project Beast was for Bloodborne. He even said he had insider knowledge but in truth this insider only said the GRRM part and Vaati went along with the leak because it aligned with it, he didn’t realize the leak took the truthful parts from the Gematsu article, and he didn’t even admit his mistake.

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Thinking about it now. No one ever mentions Japan or any Japanese regions. All we know is the country is in constant war. Sir Allone was obviously from a Japanese inspired country.

you guys are pathetic spending hours arguing about youtubers. what the fuck is this, youtube eceleb general? shut the fuck up and GTFO of here so i can read my eldenposts in peace

clown lmao
my super cryptic theory!
sekiro's divine dragon was an ancient dragon!

>What is... Ashina
>What is... Sengoku Era

>Buying the same game for 10 years

Only you fags would artificially invent the soulsborne "genre" just to justify this shit.

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Not taking your shitty bait vaati. Divine dragon has fucking nothing to do with the theory. I already gave you a hint faggot.

>bugs bunny cross dressing and pullet a giant mallet out of his ass to wack daffy on the head
don't remember that from the ER trailer

>nobody actually knows what the fuck is going on with this game yet
>already getting constant 500+ threads
you people are retards

Or the interior minister and what that system means, faggot is just a retard that somehow thinks he is smart.

I love how you retards have started believing your own shitposts. She aborted the baby because she was bored of Japan? Are you kidding me?

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I enjoyed them. They're interesting theories if nothing else. They only dealt with Dark Souls 1 though and they aren't making videos anymore.

People missed the customization, fashion, and PvP/co-op of games before Sekiro. We STILL have DSIII threads every other day, let alone the other Soulsborne games. You're stupid to be surprised that this is a hit with Yea Forums.
WAKE UP FILIANORE

you got caught HAHAHHA

>She aborted the baby because she was bored of Japan?
How about you try not speedreading posts this fucking hard next time?

Unironic integrity is a target of unironic ridicule now, user. Too many people who just don't give a fuck out there. You need to value integrity for its own sake for it to be a part of how you live your life because it offers no additional benefits.

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Same difference retard, its a fucking shitpost. How dumb do you have to be to swallow such a retarded story? You fucking reek of newfaggotry.

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>I love how you retards have started believing your own shitposts.
I literally don't know any of these people. I just reacted to one post, what the fuck is wrong with you, you faggot?

Ashina is a vague word used in multiple languages lorelette.
Sengoko is only mentioned once outside of game not within the game for what the game is based from moron. No one mentions in game they are in that Era or war or even country. Don't think too hard.

>I just reacted to one post,
Like a moron. So you get treated like one, moron. Christ its like reading those autistic RLM threads on Yea Forums, every shitpost is OH MY GOD IS THIS REAL?!?!?!! WOW THEYRE ACTUALLY TERRIBLE PEOPLE ACCORDING TO THIS ANONYMOUS Yea Forums POST!!!!

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Autism.

youtube.com/watch?v=Lddk4FbcWpg
Did you even play the game?

You should jerk off to some more digital dollies and see if that helps you calm down, sperg.

DRAGOONS

I agree, it takes a whole lot of autism to believe e-celeb gossip in threads.

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>speak japanese
>have japanese customs
>use japanese armor and weapons
>have japanase architecture
>have japanese religious beliefs and customs
>etc
>THIS IS NOT JAPAN GAIS

>It's not Japan
“Around the time we finished production on Bloodborne we decided to explore something new,” Miyazaki says under the flourescent lights of From’s Shinjuku studio. “One of those options was Japan, going back to those roots.”

But Miyazaki says that heading to Japan wasn’t “a conscious decision to sing the praises of Japan or press some patriotic message”, but a choice based on wanting to explore a type of play hinted at in From’s previous games that could be brought to life by a ninja protagonist.

“I’ve been wanting to traverse these rich, multilayered environments the studio creates in a much more dynamic and freeform way,” he says. “A shinobi embodies an archetype that is able to use everything at their disposal. They don’t pick a fighting style, they use every means and everything they can get their hands on. They exploit every weakness. This multifaceted ninja was something the whole team wanted to explore.”
telegraph.co.uk/gaming/features/sekiro-shadows-die-twice-interview-hidetaka-miyazaki-ninjas/

>Explore late 1500s Sengoku Japan, a brutal period of constant life and death conflict, as you come face to face with larger than life foes in a dark and twisted world. Unleash an arsenal of deadly prosthetic tools and powerful ninja abilities while you blend stealth, vertical traversal, and visceral head to head combat in a bloody confrontation.
store.steampowered.com/app/814380/Sekiro_Shadows_Die_Twice/
Thank you. Fucking idiots. It is truly baffling that this conversation has gone on this long.

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Damn, now I want to buy myself a set of these homewares.
And not with faces printed on them, no, I want them fucking engraved, or even sculpted.

>Lewd pictures of video game girls
You aren't much better, user. Don't kid yourself.

>DARK SOULS
>knights
>holy warriors
>kings and royalty
ENGLAND IS MY CITY

That's some strange logic user, but you're welcome to believe that.

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is there a bigger lazy hack on the internet than vaatividya?

I'm always impressed at how people go off in such wild directions with these games' lore especially when autistically trying to connect all the games together, and this is coming from an autistic lorefag

The intro cinematic states that it is Japan. It's over, user.

>he doesn't know

GRRM writes good stuff if you're not a hobbit fucker. It's 2019 bro; hobbits, orcs, and elves r gay. Nerds ruined that shit for us zoomers. I usually don't even like fantasy but ASOIAF and Souls works because I like politics and deep lore. If they had the aforementioned mythical creatures, I'm not sure I'd enjoy them as much.

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ELDEN RING WAS JUST CONFIRMED AS A SEQUEL FOR DARK SOULS 2
We will finally get the continuation of the best FromSoft story!
:^)

There is no comparison here, kill yourself

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That is the out of game reference I referred to moron... I know.
In game it is never referred to Japan, the Japanese, or any actual Japanese regions.

Literal cancer in human form.
>ASOIAF
>deep lore
>politics
>Souls
>politics

REMINDER that the narrator is clearly Gael's VA, meaning Frog Nation is back to deliver kino performances.

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GRRM is good at politics and weird sci-fi shit. Norse fantasy stuff? I don't know, we'll have to see. I'd be more impressed with a lesser known author like Steven Erikson. This seems like just buying a name for marketing.

>He's still going

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Uh-huh.
So anyway, what tax policy House Martell employs in Dorne and what economical strategy they use for
the development of their region?

>yeah dude the cinematic doesnt count as the game
ok buddy

>TOLKIEN AND LOTR IS SHIT
>HURR WHATS ARAGORNS TAX POLICY
>Hm maybe I should make a rip off of Lord of the Rings except make it EDGY

Literally no one is content with this. even Pagecucks wanted a game of ASOIAF, not this

It's a reference to the trinity nuclear test, when the scientists thought it might ignite the entire atmosphere

>thinks anyone would come to Yea Forums to steal their "600 IQ ideas"
LOOOOOOOOOLLL get over yourself

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>HAHA I SAID IT AGAIN
yikes

based JSF poster, shame he's too much of an autistic perfectionist to actually make more videos

He does lore podcasts with some russian chick now.

youtube.com/channel/UCH6IMeS2HVdTJZU4BlN6ODg/videos

Said what again?

Youre the only one who won't shut up about it

Hi Vaati.

Awful format.

Literally what is this game though?
All leaks said norse cringe or a Arthchadian game.
Is it just another dark souls medivial game?

I should have worded things differently but I think it's obvious Souls doesn't really do politics. But yes, ASOIAF does have good world building and lore.

>haha pretending to be retarded
keep going

I know, but they are seriously scraping the bottom of the barrel by now and he's the only one who ever has anything interesting to say

It’s Celtic-influenced but mostly original fantasy stuff.

I know non-tax related politics for Dorne. I find it interesting.

He has faggot. And he will...

So what WAS Gwyn's tax policy?

''Her cunt became the World''

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-George R1 R1 Martin

It seems that you prefer talking to yourself, rather than engaging in conversation with others.
Have fun doing so.

Say the line! Say it again!

Nah, it looks cool. It reminds me of the design for the main protagonist of another From Software game on the OG Xbox, Otogi.

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O MY ELDEN RING

"Like a constipated fat man straining to shit"

Did you even play the fucking game?

Humanity is allowed to live freely only with the acceptance of the Darksign, a ring of fire around the Dark Sigil which prevents outpourings of the darkness.

The Pygmies themselves were given a grand city as a token gesture that the gods weren't being as selfish as they actually were.

"fat pink mast"

Open world Dark Souls 3 with lore by Martin.

>Open world
>O hhhh
ELDEN RING

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elden ring is just a brown donut

stretching with this one

My meme was stolen but I don't mind lol

HOLY. HECK.
Armor. . . with a face?!?
must be a frickin' GUTS reference. Epic!!

> he doesn't know about from love to berserk
what a retard

What did he mean by this?

But the pygmies also have the dark sign.

yeah that doesnt mean everything in the fucking game is a reference to berserk
shut the fuck up

will they ever make a game where people talk like normal human beings who aren't auditioning for a theater performance

>FANTASY
No.

no because it's kino

"No." In fact I hope they get Peter Marinker to play a big role again. Probably my favorite dude from the bunch.

Say that to my face you little bitch.

sorry i gotta go on a 10 year boat ride!

NooooOOOOHHHHH
ELDEN RING

But will there be taxmen?

is that good ?

HAHAHAHA HE SAID IT

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH ERUDEN RINGU-SAMA

WELL? ANSWER ME YOU FAGGOT.

WILL
THERE
BE
TAXMEN?!

What the fuck was going on with that nigga's back when he was forging shit?

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aches and pains

Good, Sekiro's english voices were shit and the translation was apparently not great.

MY NAME

LMAAAOOOOOOO stay mad brainlets! big dick Vaati here!
even if he did steal your shitty idea that Filianore is Velka or whatever the fuck....who cares!?
You can't copyright an idea, you think you deserve some of his youtube ad revenue?
he made and edited the videos and put them on youtube while you were jerking off to Priscella's feet.
maybe you should work on your hustle, or you can just think about all the "integrity" you have while you stack frosted flakes on walmart shelves.

Vaati signing out

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based

EILEEN IS THE WET NURSE

>DaS2's Celtic inspired aesthetic
>beeg open world so the world won't be a branching corridor again like 3 or BB
>horse riding and invasions confirmed
>more spells and options than DaS
sounds good

You might wanna get close to me at this point
dropped yer pants?

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>horse riding and invasions confirmed
sauce?

Fuck Woody Allen

god I haven't thought of that in years

I feel like Dark Souls lack of actual story worked in its favor. most of the lore is told through item descriptions.
it gives the series subtlety and a mysterious piecing the story together as you play experience.
so is GRRM just going to write item descriptions?

grrm made a mythos
the storytelling is still like dark souls

Not that user, but an interview a few months ago with Famitsu had Miyazaki saying they're not done with multiplayer in their video games. Stands to reason that the return to European aesthetics would include invasions and co-op.
Gurm helped create the world and overarching mythos.

OH

ELDEN RING~!

you might like this

youtube.com/watch?v=cUOKGxeJE7s

Autism.

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jorah is a beta and a asshole, should have gone to the wall a hugged his father.

I KNOW WHEN THAT ELDEN RING
THAT CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING