Why is my boy almost as big as DK now?

Uh, we all know why.

>yfw Banjo gets removed from smash for failing the wellness policy

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They're both big famewise, Gatornigger however, isn't

Nostaliga faggots should KYS asap. No one gives two shits or knows about some faggot gator from 1935 when your parents weren't divorced.

Literally should have never got in smash. Bayonetta got in because she was relevant and a recent game release, not some literal who green shit.

>inb4 muh rob muh pacman muh duck hunt
Icon characters of different eras or mascot characters. No one gives two shits about literal who the gator

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He is bigger than mario this time. He was also way smaller than grunty and now they have almost the same size

its funny because his height fits the Brave codename, i guess they mixed up their stats.

Seething

what did rool do to you

How is he supposed to kick ass as a twig?

He's a bear, you stupid monkey

youtube.com/watch?v=cchic3s

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use a sword

Anyone bear mode or from /fit/ here?
How fo I achieve banjo mode? I eat big and lift but i’m just gaining more fat than anything. Should I just drink a ton of protein shakes? I have never tried them before

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Chad pose, New chief has it too

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Surprise DSmash

The boy has become a man.

>both boys come back without their ugly ass designs from their last game
feels good, i hope chief gets in smash someday, too.

are you the same faggot that posts that shitty bomberman pasta too because you have the same exact typing style

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Are you stocky/compact? Your natuual body type could be factor in how you achieve your ideal look

Should've ordered the small pizza!

Kanzo-Bajooie.

Look at rugby players and look up their routine.
Those guys often are the perfect bear type

Kinda tall and hunky but have gainned some weight. Just want to know if I should focus on protein shakes now.
I just want to feel huge

He's a bear, they're pretty fucking big.

>Ba(jew)ie
>has a beak

I have your problem. Honestly if you want to do it, accept you'll get fatter and get bulky first, then toss most shit out of the window, cut and do cardio and eat less. Getting a flat stomach is a fucking pain yet putting on bulk is the easiest shit ever and you'll bench 80kg+ in no time if you get bulk easy.

All of you fake Banjo fans. His overall look is based on N64 Banjo but his body is based off Nuts n Bolts. Banjo was really stocky in N n B's.

Kanzo is clearly the beaked one.

nuts and bolts banjo isn't as buff

>Why yes, I exclusively listen to Grant Kirkhope music. How'd you guess?

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>eat a ton and lift
>go on a no food diet/cardio to lose all the extra fat
>repeat
Does it really works that way? Or going on a dient can affect your muscle mass? Asking mostly because bear mode is a goal and don’t see cardio as an option.

I want some serious answers or help because /fit/ always tell me to read the fucking sticky and it said nothing about bear or extra weight modes.

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Yeah he's built like a brick shithouse now

Apparently Banjo has been hitting the gym since the Grinch debacle

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NaB banjo was smaller and thinner than this one.

Is there any lore about banjo age? I think he’s on his 30’s because of his body shape.

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Bears would fuck up Gorillas IRL,

His arms were a bit meatier in nuts and bolts but this WIDE chest is definitely a smash original

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Hes a grizzly bear..they're huge. A lot stickier than gorillas....

in his games he was a teenager I'm pretty sure, so he'd be like 35 now

He's a bear.
Bear's tend to be pretty fucking big.

He's bigger, faster and stronger too.

Why ask for Banjo when you didn't play the games? Why are you so fucking stupid?

>Built like Mark Henry

BASED

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He's the first member of the DK crew.

fuck rare for making that design

Because Nintendo knows how to pander to us bara fags. Just look at Bowser.

They mention his age
You are a retard

I cannot see a grizzly beating a silverback, a lot of a grizzly's body weight is fat and if just one of their stumpy limbs gets broken they're down for the count

>His overall look is based on N64 Banjo but his body is based off Nuts n Bolts. Banjo was really stocky in N n B's.

No, they just made all the other characters smaller in NnB so banjo looked bigger. In BK/BT he was puny compared to a lot of the other characters.

Do you know how fucking big a grizzly bear can be?

They're huge dude.

Too bad he's canonically the same size a mole, you bandwaggoning faggotrons

Banjo is gonna open up the Hall's of pain

Says who?
Says you whining pleb

He's always been big, dude

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>the rooster and the croco are bigger
Nah

How do you know the mole isn't the same size as a honey bear?

>Says who?
You can L I T T E R A L L Y see it in the game, dude

>People try and say that no one cares about Banjo&Kazooie and that even if he was announced, no one would care
>Overshadows the DQ heroes in fucking Japan and has received mountains of new fanart already

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Banjo is taller than the rooster, the feathers are tricking you, also he's a full head taller than diddy

Drumstick is clearly shorter in that pic and Crunch is just about the same height. You might want to get your eyes checked, user.

Crocs are basically dinosaurs and you can't beat the cock so of course they are bigger

>all the new porn is shit because neo furry bara artist just know 1 body shape
What a mess

Getting bigger is easier than getting that flat stomach.

Or maybe everyone is larger than everyone one average. The same way how if MARIO was to visit DK island he a little person beside dirty Kong. Banjo lands are huge with large characters including BANJO himself.

Yes a bear for fuck sake

Any idea of how to get a big but notmflat stomach? Help a bro

It's hard to see from this side view. Go play for yourself and see Banjo in movement, in N n Bs he's barrel chested and has wide shoulders.

Because he's a fucking bear.

>Implying Bottles isn't just a really big mole

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Grizzlies are apex predators. They arent afraid of fucking anything besides wolves and thats just because they cant 1v 14 of them shady fucks. One swipe from a grizzly is five 6 inch lacerations and enough force to crush your skull three times over. Gorillas are fucking badass but grizzlies are natures final boss for land animals

Too bad this is smash bros and canon size means jack fucking shit, you grandstanding zoomer retard.

Giant river otters are also apex predators

I keep hearing they're both teenagers but I don't see any receipts for that. Kazooie talks like she's a 30 year old woman

This,
The strength of a grizzly bear is extreme.

Yeah, and I guess the ants, frogs, church pews, tables, birds, and hermit crabs are just really big, too.

Kazooie just talks like a bitch.

>Kazooie talks like she's a 30 year old woman
Are you zoomer?
What the fuck is this?

youtube.com/watch?v=gIoQGs8lvxk

Any /fit bros here?
>30 years old
>want to achieve bear shape to try and get a bf
I’m too old? Or is easier te get that mode when you are older? Most of bear dudes around and on the internet are 30+

Banjo is easly 30
Kazooie seems younger

No, not a zoomer. She has a sailor mouth and sounds like she has sexual experience based on some of her kinky lines.

Not from /fit/
But go there once awhile.
Have you tried GOMAD?

Because Sakurai is a fucking retard who thinks DK is cut from the same cloth. Be thankful he didn't give him realistic besr noises. He made him wide as shit so he could lazily stretch his arms for smash attacks.

>those meaty legs
>those muscular arms
>that confident af pose where he looks up to display dominance
>kazooie just chilling next to her bro

Why wouldn't you main this absolute CHAD?

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he is a bear, duh

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>gomad
Elaborate

Quit being a hater.
Hes a fucking banjo playing stocky grizzly bear.

man its so surreal that he actually got in, fucking based

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>otters laughing as they beat the shit out of the caiman
Why...

but that isn't banjo in that pic

You are a literal fucking retard.

here's a word of advice for getting bear mode:
just kill yourself you attention whoring furfag

Kazooie lookin' ready to drop some funky fresh rhymes

Yeah, and so are Witch doctors, pigs, camels, a man of Indian descent and many more.

>He doesn't know about the giant that was planned for the game
>He doesn't know that's why mad monster mansion has those huge areas with giant furniture
>I bet he thinks that black beard could sit in one of those chairs and not look like a tiny doll

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Hate to break it to you but that's most girls fresh out of highschool.

Sure. Why not.

Shit that's most girls IN high school.

This user has a point. I heard that sh'es actually based on a very particular kind of character trope in Britain. Something about sassy middle-aged women or something.

She carrying that heavyweight bear all the time and flying for him. Cut her some slack lmao.

You're right. DHD didn't do him enough justice.

Because he is a motherfucking bear?

Adventure fag, always felt the same about longest journey, It was grating playing a supposedly naive college girl and then having the voice be a middle aged woman with a thick new york accent.

starting strength+GOMAD
you can find SS routine in the sticky (bottom of the main link). GOMAD you can google.

He's been _______ Steve for the past few months.

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Link me please. Any tips?

its great how they brought the old sound effects back, i wonder if the guy who did banjo's voice said anything about him coming back

STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN
STEVE IS GETTING IN YOU FAGGOTS
FUCK YOU EDRICKFAGS
FUCK YOU BANJOFAGS
FUCK YOU DOOMFAGS
FUCK EVERYONE
KILL YOURSELVES
DIE DEGENERATES
BUY HIS GAME BUY HIS GAME BUY HIS GAME BUY HIS GAME BUY HIS GAME BUY HIS GAME BUY HIS GAME BUY IS GAME BUY HIS GAME DEATH TO ALL OTHER CHARACTERS STEVE IS SMASH INCARNITE BUY NOW DO IT NOW SKDMOAKSNEHWKDNSUAKDNJSNXIKWNSDOKSNXIMEIXKXEKOSMXWKDNIDKRRNOWKNDDIDKEMSDJEMDIMANDUIDNEISMDJEOSNDUEKZNXIDKSNDKWKDDJRNFMCIKSDNDUSKXNXIDJEKAOXMDUEKSMXNXUDKSMXNXISOSMXIEMDJFKCOEMSPSKDENMSXUOFMEIDJFOEOWKXDJDIKDFMCIEKDNFIAKXMFUEIFMDUXIDNUWDKDJEIEKZMXUDISKXKDISOXJXJEIXKDIDKXJEISKWPWJDJDJDDDDXIIDJXJDIJK
YOUR BEAR WILL NEVER GET INTO SMASH YOU FAGGOT OFF YOURSELF
STEVE IS IN SMASH AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU AND YOUR 30 YEAR OLD BEAR BODY CAN DO ABOUT IT YOU FILTHY FUCKING FAGGOT DIE YOU LOSER

clipping mostly

>mom said it's my turn on the switch

You can always go to his twitter.

What tier do you think Banjo is going to be? He looks like he'll be at the very least A tier.

I can say from my own experience, that you jsut have to eat a ton and lift. For bearmode powerlifting or strongmen is the way to go. Don't do those split things where you train different muscles on different days.

I wans't really the bear mode you might picture in your head, but I was on the way there I think. Looked prettys bulky with muscles underneath a good layer of fat.
People around me always used to call me bear-like. I cut hard now and lost about 25kg and I still sometimes hear I'm a bear. I guess a lot of it is genetics too.

Basically, eat a shit ton (but not trash) and lift hard like a power lifter, preferably strongman.

Hey uh, buddy? Get laid.

Oh and yeah, eat a lot of proteins. Just try eating less carbs and replace them with protein. But not plant protein.

Dude thanks a lot for the words. You gave me motivation and hope.
Have any links of good routines? cardio must be a thing or nah? Any foods? What do you think about protein shakes? Is the 2 scoops a meme?
Thanks again dude.

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Do you have any idea how powerfu grizzly bears are? Grizzly bears are known to take a point blank shotgun in close and still charge at you and mauling you for their snack.

Think about that dude...

lemayo lemania

Donkey Kong in DK64 would be about the same size as Banjo.
Fuck off.

he's looking pretty good from the video, but i'll play as him no matter what.

Just workout while eating a lot of protons, then once you are able to lift a respectable amount, go on calorie deficit while trying to maintain how much you now lift, also on the deficit keep eating protein powder, you will lose minimal muscle (probably won't gain tho) but will lose the fat keeping a swole look at the end.

Banjo is a space marine

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DK IS cut from the same cloth you fucking idiot
Do you people want Banjo to be as big as Kirby and Olimar??

You don’t need to lose fat while trying bear mode

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please be a falseflagger, a really dedicated falseflagger

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Nice reddit spacing. get over it

cursed images

here's a link that could help you out on those routines, advices and questions you have. im gonna spoiler it so i don't get banned for going "off-topic" you know how mods are inconsistent with their rulings:
fucking eat shit and go kill yourself you degenerate homo. get aids and rot on the streets and hope you get raped by homeless

Thanks a lot dude. If you have anything to say just do it.
Also post a pic of your body

He looks okay from what little we saw of him, but if that up-b doesn't have an hitbox then I could see him suffer very hard.

No I don't have any links. But basically do a more powerlifting routine. Squats, benchpress and deadlift. And go crazy on these exercises. You should also do some dips and military press. And maybe do something for your lats. But your main exercises should be the three mentioned above.
Cardio is not bad, just to keep your heart and lung in shape. Can help when you lifting more weights later on. It's never bad, but don't overdo it. I did almost no cardio. Again, only speaking from experience.

I never took supplements. I just ate like I always did and turned up the proteins with curd. But I guess for putting on extra weight protein shakes are good. Just always eat till you're not hungry anymore.
Basically in the end, you have to be in a caloric surplus. But I never bothered with that in that state of my life.

not that user but if we gonna be sharing pics of our body, let me know what you think, used to play rugby but had to stop due to work and personal things, some people told me i still have the built despite having a muffin top but i really want to lose that just started working out a few weeks ago.

i.imgur.com/WOcy78Q.png

Microsoft is credited in smash now, so he’s that much closer. He’s probably gonna be a spirit or a Mii costume though if we’re lucky

Looking great

And keep hitting the gym 3 to 4 times a week. 3 is usually enough for such a routine, trust me. If you go crazy on the mentioned exercises.

hes been doing that for a while, if you look at the archive.

Thanks for the info. Hope and can get some quick results with stuff like this. Gonna buy some proteins shakes

have sex

>3 is this actually legit? I have bros that go 5 or 6 days but they are twinks with a lot of muscle

I wanna pet him and feel his muscles...

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>Gonna buy some proteins shakes
yeah if you just want to fatten yourself you dumb idiot

>3 or 4
Serioulsy?

That is legit. Those people are doing bodybuilding. They are training different muscles on different days. But for my routine you don't do that.
Trust me, going crazy on benchpress, deadlift and squats you won't be able do it more than 4 times a week anyway.

bruh, he is just trolling you. why are you so dumb trusting some user online? he hasn't shown you any proof

This. user you need to show your arms/pecs/legs

What do you think he's been doing for the past decade?

WOAH *whipcrack* DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING!

Fun fact, When Diddy Kong racing got re-released on the 3DS, they no longer had the rights for Banjo or Conker, so they replaced them with Tiny and Dixie. And since Banjo was so big they had to age up Tinykong to fit in Banjo's hitbox.

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THAT's what happened?

Banjo was a heavyweight in Diddy Kong Racing. He's a fucking bear and was reasonably agile in spite of it, just like DK.

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speaking of weight, i wonder if he'll be as heavy as kong or plant

>Overshadows the DQ heroes in fucking Japan and has received mountains of new fanart already
Why would you lie on the internet?

Tiny Kong is only named for ironic purposes now

........Dude he's a grizzly bear.
Of course

He's a fucking bear

But it's true, tardwrangler. Banjo was trending higher than they were in Japan.
>B-But no one cares about Banjo in Japan, despite the fact his games sold gangbusters there

Am I the only one who thinks he's super cute? Like I would buy a plush of this goofy fuck.

He's a bear. 50% cuddly 50% fucking annihilation

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What kind of bear is Banjo?

Grizzly bear strongest of em all....besides a polar bear.

>A person that browses Yea Forums and wants to become a bear
Please be my boyfriend.

Tak your gay ass back to /fit/ where you belong

Funny cause this shows just how much of a lying dipshit you are. Also I was seeing different on Japan trends. Banjo had a solo tag バンジョーとカズー. Meanwhile DQ hadドラクエ, 伝説の勇者, and a ton of other tags referring to it that were all up there together. Retard

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Only if you help me gain weight

Cooking for you? Can do, I've been learning.

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Show me what you can do

He had to train a lot to defeat Steve and get into Smash.

Hello, this is Mr. Nintendo. Yes, THE Mr. Nintendo, founder and president of Nintendo. I just wanted to let you know that I saw your post and found it to be so intelligent and well-argued that I've decided to remove King K Rool from the roster of Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. Thank you for your input and kindest regards,
President Mr. Nintendo

>not just putting in DK/Funky or mah boi Chunky

thanks Rare

please quit talking to yourself.

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What was his name again?

"He's big, that means he's fat"

Funny, mr skeltal

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I don't have pics, but I can make chicken breast, salmon, spaghetti and ground beef, traditional breakfast, rice and beans, and I can bake too.

>all these people saying they wish BK was added back in Melee

Smash did not care about doing justice to it's characters until Smash 4. Zelda turning into Shiek was the only notable addition we got. Smash characters were mostly "Smash characters" first and foremost before they were representatives of their respective series or canon appearances. The dev team constantly took liberties and put being faithful second.

Banjo being in Ultimate means we got the best version of Banjo we could possibly expect for Smash. Otherwise, you would have another Wario situation on your hands: a character who is said character in name and appearance only.

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>japan only
huh

Are you blind user?

>traditional breakfast
Like?

>MMM bgm is reused from Dream
>Giant furniture/interiors
Wasn't it the first area designed for BK?

I think I actually had this plush as a kid. Some sick fuck ripped Kazooie out of the backpack.

I guess nothing too fancy, the usual like fried or scrambled eggs, bacon, sausage, and coffee.

I like that. You’re in if you are into filling your men until they say stop.

>Some sick fuck ripped Kazooie out of the backpack
That's cruel

Drowning his sorrows at Jolly Roger's.

Why don't you go ask /fit/ instead?
No it dosen't, as you train more and become stronger your body is going to need more fuel to keep it active.
>but grizzlies are natures final boss for land animals
Say that to my face fucker and see what happens

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where is the banjo porn

Because /fit/ doesn’t know shit about it and they always send you to the sticky

I can only assume that my retarded self or one of my retarded brothers was hoping that there was a full Kazooie plush in there rather than just her top half.

twitter

Not that I've ever tried cooking for anyone other than my family, but I would love to try.

You are in. Hope you also love milkshakes or are god making them.

youtube.com/watch?v=arnWU1sWqKw

based and truthpilled

I dunno, why did Ridley shrink?

When he was younger, yeah.

I wonder when we're going to get kotaku articles about this character being mysoginistic.

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olimar

woah... slow down on the honeycombs Banjo...

God dammit

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kazooie likes it, so its fine

Delete this and don't give them ideas.

Can I get a ice bear and panda bear alt for banjo? please sakurai

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he's on the cycle brother

jesus christ that nu-halo suit with the dick plate just hanging there, literally who in the FUCK decided this looked better than the classic suit?

I think we'll get a Boggy alt

>you would have another Wario situation on your hands: a character who is said character in name and appearance only.
Have you ever played any Wario game?

the "brave" stats implied 101 weight

The brave were for the dragon quest characters

How do you feel about his smash aesthetic? If he got a new game would you want him to look similar

I think it looks tons better than the nuts and bolts design but his face has just a touch of uncanny valley

>Otherwise, you would have another Wario situation on your hands: a character who is said character in name and appearance only.
Ganondorf is a much better example.

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His face looks weird in some shots but absolutely perfect in others.

Can't be. The datamined stats said brave would have a floaty second jump and be aeound Mario's height

stats were mixed up. brave had joker's shield stats, too. im guessing some parts are banjo, and other parts are hero.

its because we've only had the fucking old ass renders and the n64 model for years, just need to grow into it

I have one of these in my basement somewhere

I came to comment this.

he went to same gym as DK once he got his invitation in the January

Just got to fix his eye focus in certain animations and he's go'den

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He looks kinda dopey in a couple shots, but otherwise the model itself is fine.
Kazooie is outright fantastic.

That's pretty weird. Don't think that's ever happened before

i think there will be a few more changes
all around he looks good
not pic related but he looks great

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And the humans were slightly taller than bottles. Your point? Can moles speak?

why do people keep posting after this point ?

loving all the new art

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Definitely a Conker alt.

lol holy fuck
Banjo is involved with /fit/ now
fucking kek!!

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Why?

Have you? Only has the Bike, Shoulder Bash, and Wild Ding Swing no micro game based moves, no transformations, no reference in any way to coins or greed. The grossest thing this character does in game is pick his nose.

He will take ridley’s spot on the weight list after he gets buffed in 4.0.0 p-please

Probably 95-105 range

you're obviously eating to many calories. if you're going for bearmode you should probably cut to a pretty low body fat percentage then permabulk at a 500 calorie surplus. read the /fit/ sticky and watch athlean-x videos too. and keep in mind that bearmode takes a long time to achieve.

i wonder why they don't want to buff ridley, guess the 2 big meme really got to the team

Like how much time if im already chunky and can lift above average? Thanks for the info bro

Ganondorf had a single appearance before Melee. Not a good example when they didn't have much to work with as it was. Legacy characters aren't going to get revamps to be more faithful either. That's why I used Wario instead. He had an entire series of games to work with when he was added.

J-just wait user, i-i’m sure they will buff him some time later, a-after all they did buff falcon because of popular demand, r-right?

Sakurai pls go

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>Ganondorf had a single appearance before Melee
They had his appearances as Ganon to go off of as well.

>instead of giving Ganondorf a new moveset, they give him the shitty tech demo sword
uhh

SAYWHAT

God I really hope he gets in. If there are multiple reps from one publisher, I'm positive Microsoft would count. The music, the stage, the debut trailer (with Samus in it), the character model, his art in the banner, the icon for his game, his victory music, his splash art. Thinking about all of it gets me so hyped.

Do you think his alt would be his Mark V armor from CE? Or would it have to be his Nu armor in the new games?

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All I gather from these threads is a lot of people just realizing they're gay for banjo

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>sakurai leaves
>Hello! I'm here to apply for the job as smash director

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people. do not lewd the bear and bird

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You must be new

Mark V is my favorite, but I doubt it will ever be in anything ever again, it kinda sucks. Mark IV and NuArmor 100%.

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There must've been more than a handful of Banjo fans that post "bear thread" and end up confused at all the large hairy men

You know, I gotta say, for a long time since Ultimate was announced I prayed that Banjo didn't get in before Chief. Over time I still kinda hoped he wouldn't, or at least he would come in with him even though I know how important he was to people and how (admittedly) exciting it would be to have another major platformer in Smash (I still hope for Crash and Spyro). But, seeing how happy people are that Banjo is in (so am I, even though I didn't really play the games all that much), it's really heartwarming and I'm glad he's in.

>half the roster cut
>anything unique about echos are scrapped and they're basically just skins called new characters
>game has the most soul-less artstyle you'll ever see
>series survives off autists and waifufags only
That'd be the worst future.

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Have you not seen the amount of barafags in this board? They always knew, they just didn't talk about him

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Maybe we'll get three alts. I mean, Sakurai does like going for the original looks of characters, I'm sure he would acknowledge the Mark V armor. I mean, it's how he started.

>tfw no banjoxincineroar yiff yet
Artist are wasting their time

Imagine suffocating under Banjos feet, haha.

>34shit had all the chance to bring back the Mark V
>goes straight to Mark IV to try their hardest to be like Halo 2/3 era Bungie
funny

can't wait to get a KICK out of playing Hero

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Considering they're putting MTs in the game, I'm sure you can customize your armor or something. And I'm positive his Mark V armor will be in there, or even better as a pre-order bonus or some shit. I was excited for Infinite and was hyped for the trailer, but I honestly have no idea how I'm gonna feel about the game until I see actual gameplay.

it feels good that i'm getting 2 new mains from this DLC.

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Yeah, I got in Smash Bros. Jealous?

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Incineroar is in a few pics, though.

right imma play him too

>Echoes just skins
They kinda already are. Dark Samus is the exact same
>game survives off artists and waifufags
It already does

It's called diction.

I think I phrased that wrong. Like Roy would go back to being clone Marth, Luigi would have no differences from Mario, Dorf would go back to being heavy Falcon.
Also can't argue with the second part, but it'd be even moreso.

Nigger don't even dare joking about this

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Most are.
Ken is actually pretty different. Likewise for Chrom having tweaked animations on a lot of his moves along with a unique special and final smash.
Most otherwise are pretty trivial in terms of actual differences, barring Lucina's meta-advantage and balancing tweaks.

Feels good to know that I finally settled on a main thanks to this DLC. The only thing that could disrupt that is if Geno or Paper Mario get announced.

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>Cannon

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when you up against a space dragon and a giant croc. you gotta get buff.

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Source me

>all these asshurt replies who got btfo'd for open mouth cheering when they never played the game
lol nice

Actually, beyond that, do we know who might be Sakurai's understudy? Who might be the most likely to take over in his absence?
With Zelda you had Fujibayashi working on handheld stuff before Aonuma tapped him to take over with SS and BotW.
With 3D Mario you had Kenta Motokura under Koizumi since Sunshine, moving up the ladder till he got to take over for 3D World and Odyssey.

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He's built like Wuffle who they were already gay for so makes sense.

>he only has a few minor yous.
*claps* *claps*
Good job tryhard....

NO MR. NINTENDO PLEASE DONT DO IT IM GOING TO CRY AND SCREAM

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>cuts banjo and krool because kids these days dont know them

no. swole banjo is eww

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I enjoy bear mode banjo like this. Not super buff but buff.

>Hyper muscle
Fuck off to /d/

Artist are doing a great work with banjo new style

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Banjo is a bear so it's understandable

It isn't even that he got bigger, his head just got smaller.
If you took and scaled the head down you'd get pretty much the same result.

oh? how bout this?

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The same thing happen for DK in the SNES series. But honestly Banjo is supposed to be SWOLE. Has a damn bear.

Kazzoie looks adorable in all images.

Kill it with fire

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Is just me pr is banjo new model sexy as fuck?

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He's a big bear
For yooie

Thanks I hate it.

stop

>Waluigi
Should've been Steve

im screaming in real life

oh there's plenty of that

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>Looks at filename
Ha!.look, be happy that we got them back.

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PLEASE HAVE DRAGON KAZOOIE AS AN ALT.

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Japan love

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This
We are still dealing with the fallout of Samus being ruined by the logic of “fighter before faithfulness”

Hmmmm reading that frustration... Delicious!

>what are cartoons
>everything needs to be based on reality
A mouse is the same size as a duck in cartoons, you fucking braindead sewer-beast

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indeed

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>people keep falling for the obvious bait

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I bet this sounded smarter in your head, zoomzoom

I love the fact that Kazooie would be non-stop shit talking anyone who they go up against.

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Its a bear

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thats what makes her awesome

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congrats to banjo for getting into smash

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welp, only two
e621.net/post/index/1/banjo_(banjo-kazooie) incineroar

Jamie, pull that up again...the video with Banjo tearing Gruntilda's ass out

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draw them as arabs and call it Banjo-Kablooie

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Huh. about 60 new Banjo-Kazooie images from yesterday to today.

Furries sure like to hop on a bandwagon. They're as shit as those that didn't react as soon as the jiggy went across the trailer.

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It will completely sell me on Banjo if they included a fat costume. I mean, I'm already sold on him, but it will be that little push that makes the character for me.

Legitimately looks like filthy frank.

Source me that shirt

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I feel like this is nothing compared to Incineroar getting in or the new pokemon from the direct.

source me on this dude

Any chimp can rip a human apart. Gorillas are three times as big as chimps, think what theyr arms can do. They don't have the claws of bears desu

Honestly there are furries who doesn’t want to lewd banjo. There’s people who actually care about the character

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Do you think there'll be a Yooka Laylee alt?

Will there be a Pierce Brosnan alt?

Spyro or Crash?

How so?

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they have nothing to do with banjo but we did get a Big alt for incijeroar

The dam is already cracked a leaking bud.

no mr nintendo please dont do it king krool is my favorite smash man I play him every day he's my best friend and he stops all the bullies who beat me up dont remove him please

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I want more cute Kazooie.

what a fucking retarded statement. anyone who says this never exercised in their life

>all this new fanart
Anyone else happy!

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tfw I just realized that "raring to go" is a reference to Rare

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PLEASE NO MR. NINTENDO HE'S MY FAVORITE CHARACTER

t. Twink with high metabolism

Eating big gains mass. If you do nothing then you gain big fat when you eat big. But if you lift big then you get big muscle and big fat. It is nearly impossible to gain big muscle exclusively from eating big. You gotta cut eventually. It's the way of things.

Easier doesn't mean it is easy.

Disgusting
sempai it was obvious given who their makers are. They still even got the cute lil rare logo on banjo's backpack

Found it
etsy.com/listing/482374036/kazooie-banjo-banjo-kazooie-t-shirt?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=banjo kazooie shirt&ref=sr_gallery-1-2&referring_page_type=market

I bet he has a dick thick like a tree trunk

So eating + big lifts is the way to go?

I bet a group of chimps could still kick their ass if they manage to grab a hold of something, these fuckers are deceptively strong

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Not against a grizzly bear or a polar bear user.

Why does japan always get the kino box art?

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stop lewding the bear and bird

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I never got the
>if you lewd the character you don't care about them
mentality
Do they not know how dedicated some lewd artists are?

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Lewd is just to get good boy internet points and jack off.

No other reason.

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Yes

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Why do you assume it's one person? Did you think all the nazy seal copypastas were posted by the same person too?

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Have you ever had respect for anything? Pelole paid me for furry porn but I wont draw banjo lewds because he’s a really important part of my childhood. Incineroar is baby first husbando for a lot of furries. He’s nothing more than that.

i have a lot of lopunny porn and i have never played any pokemon past johto.
People will call me a fake fan and i could perfectly understand their point of view.

lighter than Donkey Kong, but still heavy

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.........hes a bear dude.

>literal DBZ kick

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user...

I wish I could draw lewds of some of the important parts of my childhood because I am attached to them, how is that disrespectful?

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I hope Dragon Kazooie is in as an alt.

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>lower placement of shoulder pads with the bulky backpack
God, 4's MC really looked like a slumped over faggot

He'd literally be heavier than Ganondorf by what I said, that's 5th heaviest in the entire game.
Donkey Kong literally weighs like 2 tons in canon.

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Source?

A lot are for self-indulgement, too, but it happens rarely.

Very unlikely, at most you'll get a green color.

>japanese fans already doing piano covers of banjo's song twitter.com/myutyan774/status/1139019062413946880

Honeslty it was just an excuse to post cropped kazzoie.

I agree though. They would have shown it off in the trailer like they did for Simon and The Hero.

What were they thinking

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Rob, an iconic character.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Looks like Doom Guy now.

hes a fucking bear. You think bears are small?

grunty is flying around in the background dumbass

I think it'll be a move or part of an ult skin.I mean, he added the beeker buster(I think it's called.) So Sakurai knows about the stop n swap eggs

Especially grizzly bear

he's a honey bear jackass, he's the size of a teddy bear

Sakurai is aware of EVERYTHING, the trailer was chock full of references.

Bear mode is all about having a lot muscle with a relatively high, but not too high amount of bodyfat. A body like that takes at least a couple years to build. Don't think you can just stuff your face with calories and boom you're bearmode, it doesn't work like that.

No hes not,
Hes a banjo playing country grizzly bear dumbass.

Without ROB americans wouldn't get videogames. Hold your tounge.

The fanart itself tells you how passionate people are about Banjo finally getting a comeback. The Rare gang is back.

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Hopfully. A good bonus would be making the eggs she shoots fire. No extra damage, but a nice visual to go along with it.

I am already trying to lift big. Just wanted some tips about how to add mass to my body while getting gains

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Getting bigger is just a matter of eating more. Whether that size is coming more from muscle or fat is down to your training. But losing weight always comes with some restriction and going against your body's basic urge to eat.

just fuckin bulk off of chick fil a or some shit, you can pig out but dont be an american and eat like 4k cal a day, also milk and soda helps, just check your TDEE and eat around your bulk

In terms of eating you get diminishing returns for muscle growth past a certain point, but way, way faster fat gain. A 250-500 calorie surplus is plenty to maximize muscle protein synthesis. Much more than that isn't gonna give much extra as far as muscle is concerned. But if you want some more fat on you then go for it.

Banjo should be a little more stockier.in that pic but it's good though!

How useful are milk+eggs?

>GANON had a single appearance before melee

an ultra heavy pig man with that trident, flame bats, invisibility tech and so on would be the tightest alternate shit ever and would definitely beat Anime Swordsman #14.

very
a gallon of milk a day is like an extra 2000 calories

exomorph/endomorph is broscience crap

side effect of having lost soul

Yes, but you have to lift BIG. Lift until you can't lift anymore and then lift one more time.

What type of bird is kazooie?
I know Banjo is a grizzly bear but kazooie confuses me...

Breegull

Thats a lot of milk dude
Thanks bro. I appreciate your interest.

Breegull

Thanks!

Probably not. It'd be neat, though.

He looks fine. Really don't see the problem

>What that my favorite grizzly bear is on my game?

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They made built like a brick shithouse as he was in Nuts & Bolts

banjo is a honey bear dumbass. did you seriously think kazooie was larger than a person?

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There's old friends and new friends.

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That's not a species of bear

shut the fuck you dumb shit.

The NES and SmB 1 were the things that revived gaming after the crash, you fuckwad. Rob, and EVERY PERIPHERAL came AFTER the NES and SmB 1.

Fuckin' idiot.

>Thats a lot of milk dude
You get used to it

In all fairness I think Diddy Kong was handeled pretty well. Most of his animations were directly based on his animations from Rare's games and he had his gear from DK64 included as well.

Actually I really hate how they fucked with his cartwheel in future games. Brawl version was perfect but in 4 and Ultimate they turned it into a bunch of retarded looking slaps.

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and a breegull isn't a species of gull you literal tard

Whom are does it says her a honey bear dumbass?

Also rare games downsize their characters back then. Donkey Kong on the she's was smaller and leaner on the SNES before he became a brick house on the Nintendo Wii and so forth.

Banjo is a grizzly bear.
Fucking deal with it.

>he
>SNES

He should’ve ordered the small pizza...

I'll assume your trolling banjokazooie.fandom.com/wiki/Banjo

Have you forgotten the part where the user states the characters were smaller back then?. DK was a shrimp in DK game series before they size him up more. Banjo Is supposed to be built like a grizzly bear.

Whoever drew this knew that Animal Forest came out on N64, right? It's not that far ahead of Banjo's time.

Should of been Isabelle there.

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I sniffed purely out of reflex I assure you.

Why?

Bump

oh really?
that was a controversy back then huh?
i didn't really notice
things look a lot more faithful now, i think it's mainly because they have the tools to make it work in smash now
wow. i never thought this issue was a thing

Why are gas so obsessed with sniffing asses? Shit comes from there

But birds are literally dinosaurs.

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The eyes are JUST slightly too large and bright, tone them down a tad and it's perfect.

>mun grizzly

The Kodiak is the largest subspecies of brown bear, not the wimpy grizzly. Even then, polar bears are just as large as Kodiaks.

underrated

Nothing particularly special about that boxart. I do prefer the vertical cases to the US horizontal ones though.

Well user they're both brown bears that are large to individuals. So Banjo can be either of them though.

and even a bear

Damn it user, grizzly bear is not a species. He is a brown bear, and not all brown bears are insanely massive.

Grizzly are brown bears,
Kodiak are brown bears user.
Banjo is swole and huge as a lumberjack so hes built to be like either of them.

the point is that he's not a fucking grizzly bear, might as well be calling kazooie a seagull

But he's now built like one. That's for sure.

The power of monster that's why

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Bump

you gonna give sauce or not

Toriyama's work is in Smash and now we have a 100% Western character.

I cannot believe it.

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banjo looks fucking doofy next to those dragon warriors
i love it

Are you sure?

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Let's be honest, Waluigi is below acknowledging. Nobody needs to mock him.

Why would they give a shit about a mediocre indie game?

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That is so weird. It makes Banjo look vaguely feminine but Kazooie doesn't look any less feminine with the face.
The human subconscious at work

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yes

forced meme

>basically got goku in smash brothers along with K rool, ridley, and fucking banjo

imagine Chief and Doomguy getting in the same reveal trailer
absolute kino is within reach
you will hear boomer mowers rev up in celebration

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We do not deserve Sakurai.

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Does this mean we're getting a Banjo amiibo?

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Indeed it does....sometime in 2020

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More like

>mom said you gotta get out the house. Imma gonna fugg GUH-HUH!

Goodnight, Yea Forums.

PS. don't forget about Tooty.

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He's been working out.

>That new piece Bebe did
Sweatin' bullets

No, we just never knew how good it could have been until we got Smash 4's newcomers.

What're you talkin' about, that thing's been in Smash for 6 months

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God damn it feels good to be a matured Melee enthusiast who doesn't shit their pants over a slow as fuck nipshit weeb fighter.

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Yeah, I'm not saying Smash had terrible characters until Smash 4. Their approach worked for the most part, but you did get some outliers that left a lot to be desired. Brawl is where things started changing for the better. Dedede in particular comes to mind. His moveset has some nice references to his abilities from his boss battles.

Still, you can tell Smash 4 is where their design philosophy changed and it shows a lot in all the newcomers. Their movesets all do their best to pull from their canon appearances, and they pulled it off wonderfully. We got nice experimental movesets that broke the mold like Little Mac and Mega Man. I can almost guarantee that if Mega Man was in melee he would have standard punches and kicks. Alternate universe Melee Banjo probably has a big Mario-like punch as his fsmash.

Bruh Meleefags aren't at all better.

twitter.com/washlet_mskm/status/1139342470796288001

MR. NINTENDO GET DOWN

To be fair though, it was more just a massive shift in Sakurai's line of thought. Going into Brawl but even back during the Melee days he didn't want peaceful, non-combat characters like Animal Crossing's Dorpsbewoner, but come Smash 4 Villager and Wii Fit Trainer were among the first new comers and have cartoony movesets.

We saw Bottles, Gruntilda and Jinjos but where the fuck is my boy? Will the SJWs prevent him for showing up because he is a tribal stereotype?

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Mumbo was in a screenshot. Don't you worry my dude.

The general theme of the game is square and whatever the word is for buildable. In context of the game world and the theme it's a good, fitting design that isn't straight up too different from the original but also isn't going to not stand out.

Really the only big difference outside the cubism look is that they gave kazooie fuck me eyes.

This is the original description of banjo used for diddy kong racing, written by gregg mayles himself. Gregg even fixed the types himself on twitter, specifically that banjo was "adopted" by kazzoie and that kazooie would never turn down an adventurr

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>and even dancing

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I was just loudly exclaiming this while opening the thread

Thank you

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Birds are closer to dinosaurs than reptiles.
It's a completely different evolutionary offshoot.

i saw a screenshot of him in another thread. hes in the level somewhere.

I heard this for the first time on ResetEra and got really fucking pissed off because I just never saw Mumbo that way before.

I would have rather have the final smash be Mumbo transform Banjo into the Trex than the Jinjonator. I dont see how else they will manage to feature the transformations :(

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>From Guh Huh
>to Gains Bruh