Holy shit, a casino is coming to GTA after all this time...

Holy shit, a casino is coming to GTA after all this time. I hope they'll actually let you play the various games usually available at a casino.
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Filled to the brim with microtransactions.

>GTA Online

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>it took them this long to add the fucking casino
is GTA Online playable now? Have all the children gone to Fortnite? What about hackers on PC?

>hey kids wanna gamble?

>Yes, but it's a shitty grindfest, you missed when the game was good
>No
>They're still rampant as hacking is the only way to legitimately have fun with the game anymore.

remember when the horsetrack was going to be usable?

remember when there was going to be an online stock market that would be impacted by the players?

i remember

I haven't played GTA Online since 2016. Driving back and forth doing biker missions or waiting 2 hours to get a full crew to do the same 4 heists or watching the mind numbing loading screen every 10 mins doesn't do it for me. RDR2 online was the same, I was into it for a few weeks but realised it was going the same way as GTA. Let the kids have GTA online now

>we're now at the point where you will pay for currency with real life currency to gamble at a casino in a video game
This is a government regulation in the making.

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>Literally just another shitty buyable interior, with shitty paying missions for it and some futuristic missile firing cars
When does this shit come out?

>6 years later and the casino that did nothing will actually do something
>it will be the jewiest casino ever seen in gaming
i'll pass.

>single player expansions died for this

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can't wait for undead nightmare 2 :)

WHAT DO YOU FUCKING MEAN WHEN YOU POST SHIT LIKE THIS? I am ACTUALLY losing my sanity trying to figure out why bearded men with glasses and their mouths open get posted on Yea Forums so much.

I bought GTA5 on sale a little while ago, tried the online play. It was okay for a little bit, but its full of hackers. Only way you can do what you want without being bothered is if you join an empty match.

I haven't played GTA:O in like a year
Why the fuck do they keep making content for it

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Kids probably keep buying shark cards

Reminder that GTAV launched in 2013 holy shit

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it still makes money for some unfathomable reason

in fact it's several times more profitable than rdo

found the bearded man with glasses who opens his mouth when excited

Remember when the casino was in the files 4 years ago

it's a good way of detecting soys as you perfectly demonstrated

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Based
Imagine being this newfag, fuck off pleb

>Game was good
Literally when? Gta v was shit all along

inb4 it's another fucking bunker.

Like everything that is written on this site it's for a reaction just like the one I just gave.

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Wack. I just spent my money on the war arena that I only visited once.

Can't wait to pay 55million GTAbucks for a casino membership so I can pay 28million GTAbucks to unlock the casino store so I have to play some gacha shit that will require me to dump 89million GTAbucks into it to unlock every customization option for the new vehicles and weapons that go from 10 to 895477million GTAbucks.

Reminder making money in GTAO isnt hard at all. You can easily make at least 1 mil an hr

Will this be like RDRO where certain countries can't play due to anti-gambling laws or will the different currency system avoid that?

I don't know how anyone enjoys this game, it's unplayable unless you just join a money drop lobby.

I got bored of selling luxury cars over and over and over.
Is there a new method to make lots of money fast now or do I still have to do that shit?

that'd be cool if it were true

All of my enjoyment from GTA:O comes from customizing cars and driving around and bullshitting with randoms who don't immediately blow you up so I used some kind of hack to get a couple hundred million dollars and then didn't touch it for six months. Came back and still had all my money so I just bought all the stuff I wanted.

nope, i/e + gunrunning is still king if you're playing alone

i set up an old laptop to idle the nightclub and bunker, makes about 900k a day just doing 2 solo sell missions

Is there any sexy clothing yet?

That's what I do, I've never gotten banned for it either

The last time I played gta online, it was all nothing but kids. It was obnoxious.

Oh wow another shitty update for a dead game where you get to waste real money on virtual items!

yeah I join one lately hosted by a guy called ShareThyLove, nice dude doing it for nothing.
I feel bad for him though, a lot of troglodytes who can't follow his rules join.

No. You can just glitch the sub heist finale over and over. Shit takes like 15 mins and if I remember correctly will pay a little over 700k an attempt. It requires one other person though. And doing shit like this also helps make even more.

how do you find these lobbys?

It is true read Minimum of 1 mil an hour if you are just doing the heist. If you have shit like a bunker running its even more

I'm a consolefag so I'm fucked, no option other than grinding shit forever.

OP are you actually excited that they are adding a virtual casino to an online game? Really?

It works on console too m8

You can? I'll try it then.

It's so easy to make 1m an hour you just need
>CEO office 1m
>Import/Export warehouse 1-3m
>Bunker 3m
>MC Bossiness 10m
>Nightclub 6m
>Terrorbyte 2m
>Buzzard 1.5m
>Weponized Vehicle 2-4m

And that's just to start

Yeah. Gotta have one other person though. Which is why i say its 1 mil an hr since i assume they will want you to help them as well. Only one person can earn money at a time with this method since the host has to disconnect.

>implying
All you need is the doomsday heist complex. Good job not reading the thread

if you're gonna glitch money might as well get into a money drop or buy a recovery service instead of autisticly running Act 2

Except money drops can get you banned and why buy money when this shit is free? Also this works for people who play on consoles

pretty sure there are subreddits for this sort of thing, but I don't really like the format of freddit. a friend invited me to Share's discord though.
you give him your social club name in one of the server's channels, he adds you as a friend, then you join when he's online and follow the instructions and ask for money drops.

>playing gtav on console
Yikes!

I mean GTAO is best enjoyed with friends. I cant blame someone if most of their friends play on console. I mean there is already one user itt who the glitch could help

thanks senpai

>add a possibly easy way to make money after most people have moved on
Pisses me off. Been asking for the casino since day one. Also red dead online is still garabage.

Honestly im hoping the lack of attention RDO is getting is due to them actually working on SP DLC

shut the fuck up

all we can hope for is an undead nightmare dlc, but its most likely going to be online only

suck on my weiner you idiot

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>easy way to earn money
never

A casino is an easy way to lose money.

I think most of people still playing it on pc just play rp there

the normal online is still kinda active, you find loads of people using baby's first mod menu though who teleport and explode all players etc.

>playing GTAO on pc
Seriously the fucking worst place to play it with all the people hacking

They just honestly don't know what to do with it. They're trying to build up the playerbase but they also want to shove in expensive shit that'll cause the retards to buy shark bonds or whatever

nice way to lose all your fake money and bike shark cards
lol

GTAO is complete dogshit, at least PC gets hacked money to skip the grind.

buy*

on either platform the only way to really play is either solo or with friends. playing on random public lobbies is just asking for faggotry

wow who cares literally
only the 5 sharknado faggots and 300 hackers that are still in the game probably

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>he loses money when playing cards
get a load of this guy

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jokes on you I don't know how to play poker

>people unironically working in this game to earn money
>feels like it's 2003 and people are idling in mmos to catch fish and sell them
>or mine ore and sell it

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Well GTAO is basically just an MMO. There's just a hundred times less things to do

Well RDO is a grindy buggy mess (much more so than GTAO) hiding behind the pretense of a "beta".

When did GTA:O start becoming not fun for you?
For me, it started going downhill since the CEO update

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never played an MMO where you can drift a cr, do back flips on a motorcycle, fly a jet upside down under a bridge and mahinegun down a police station all while having other players robbing stores and killing eachother with helicopters and hovercrafts.

FUCK OUTTA HERE

Didn't the beta end already?

basedboy meme

Don't get me wrong, GTAO is a lot of fun for fucking around in, but there's no endgame in it. You just make money for the sake of making money

should i pick it again?
i played it like 2 hs then dropped out cuz hackers

as far as I'm aware it's still a 'public beta'

man i dont even grind anymore, cept for the occasional missions to pay off my home and mechanic and restock on arms for the raretimes i want revenge against a player. What brings me back to the game is just cruising and stunting on vehicles. its just an open world simulator to me at this point, youre right everything else is kind of boring but if youre just chilling and fucking around doing your own thing its still fun

When I started playing without menus. Even actual MMO rats would have a hard time enjoying that mess.

Around the first bunker update, when most of the content was locked behind 4 different paywalls.
I was okay with having to buy a particular property to play the update's missions but then they began asking you to buy a property and then buy a special room that costed half as much as that property and then grind like crazy just to unlock missions, customization options, weapons, vehicles and even fucking clothes.
I'm a faggot who likes to play virtual dressing room with my character so once they started locking the clothes or making them retardedly expensive, I fucked off.

i cant even get past the 1st mission from stretch

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>bro now you just need to buy this blackjack table for your empty as fuck casino for $7 million

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I knew it was gonna happen, but its sad that they waited till the end because you can probably make a lot of money on the casino if you are lucky, thus rendering the shark money shit useless.

Yeah, Rockstar of David will simply give up their cashcow, sure.

I love GTA but honestly GTA online is crap, theres nothing interesting in the world to do, no, griding for another expensive car is not fun.

SAMP remains as the best multiplayer GTA option, too bad is dead

around the time random money droppers became less prevalent. back in the day, prior to the hangars update, you could easily run into a dude that would drop 20-30 mil on everyone in the session. now you are lucky to get a random to drop even 1 mil.

whats giving you trouble? just take the corners slow, use cover and shoot first and make sure youre safe when reloading

After the first heist. and everyone had their shitty kuruma.

Wheres my ps3 gta gang at? Poorfags rise up

>kurumas aren't explosive proof at all
the update that added APC's is what ruined the lobbies

>its for GTO

yeah all you guys complaining about gtao going to shit after the heists update, just log into ps3 to go back in time

You think they are gonna support this game forever?
Its been years already.
They gonna have to release GTAVI eventually, and thats gonna have a online mode too.

after they banned the build in trainer to spawn multiplayer stuff in the single player mode

And why the fuck would they allow people to make money easily in the meantime?

>pay for my car goy

they are probably going to drag rd:o for 4 more years past the pc release before gta6 is even announced

Can you imagine the odds of winning? It's probably gonna be 1:20,000 to break even on your buy-in

That's not a thing anymore

What's up with GTA:O? It seems to exist in some pocket universe where everyone playing has never played a video game and have several hand deformities. I can't join or host a mission without some monument of stupidity committing the most brainless idiotic mistake and fucking up the entire thing. I once saw a guy flip our helicopter upsidedown into the ground immediately after taking off. How do you do that? You literally press one button and nothing else to ascend perfectly

I wouldn't know and I wouldn't care, it was a thing back then and it was absolutely retarded.
The question was what caused me to stop enjoying it, and that was it. Or did you think I would continue playing a game I don't enjoy?

Didn't they say they plan to have GTAO continue past GTAV in some interview?

Most people left playing are literal third worlders with sub-100 IQs, on 800x600 laptops literally rusting

They are going to put a cap on how much you can bet and it'll be something dumb like 2k.
Even if you are good/lucky you'll need to grind like crazy to be able to afford even the 40k socks that they'll surely add.

I'm convinced that 80% of GTAO players struggle to remember to breath.

When I got $933 million in hacked cash. Once you have the power to buy anything you want, you realize how shallow GTAO really is.

I figure a lot of people are playing at sub 20fps given how they drive (and actually die in PvE)

Based on the people screeching through their mics in the public lobbies, most of the playerbase is divided between dudebros who are probably playing while drunk and underage spics who are constantly distracted by their mother shouting at them to go eat dinner.