Pokemon Sword and Shield Will not have Mega Evolutions or Z-moves at all

>Pokemon Sword and Shield Will not have Mega Evolutions or Z-moves at all
Why is nobody talking about that? That's the last straw for me. I'm just going to care about the plushies.

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>My nigga and main sweeper Zard-X don't exist anymore

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the series died for me around ORAS when they keep ramping up the autism

Just post the porn already.

>that face
>completely ruining everything

why is this allowed. Is this the "i cant draw hands" of faces?

did you look at the op user?

That's a good thing you stupid faggot

Even worse is the
>I'll have 90% of the tiddy out but no nipple

>no Pokebank
>no Mega Evolution

Sounds like shit, desu.

It's not you stupid faggot.

This

I guess my boy swampert is bad again
thanks game freak
I can't wait for Dynamax to be ditched next gen for whatever new dumb gimmick they come up with

Literally no one gives a fuck about pokemon for the gameplay anymore, user.
It's all about the pokegirls.

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Yep, that's why everyone right now is crying about less gameplay. You're a tard, user.

Dumb sluts.

>Implying Swampert, a starter Pokemon will even be in Sword and Shield's data

>no Z-moves
based as fuck
>probably just replaced with that garbage giant Pokemon gimmick
not based

but seriously FUCK Z-moves

>he unironically liked being forced to have a mega and z move user on his team to stay viable
Yikes

if you didn't see this coming, this must be your second or third pokemon game.

>90% of the tiddy out but no nipple
FUCK. AT LEAST draw the fucking areola or however it's spelled.

>gimping shitmons is a good thing
Remember, the whole reason they are cutting out Pokemon is to ""balance""" the game.

>no areolae
>heart pupils and ahegao
Shitty generic art.

I was so happy that beedrill could see any use at all. At least Kabutops is gen 1, so he'll probably survive the purge. Unless fossil Pokémon are going extinct again.

sonia is my mom's name

Please be in Johto

Because that's not a big deal. The big deal is that your favorite pokemon might not be in

>balance the game
>butterfree is still in
What a fucking laughable excuse to cull characters.
They'd better only be culling legends like that one rumor said.

This.
>>gimping shitmons is a good thing
Megas made overpowered pokemon even more overpowered. Shitmons being positively affected were a minority.

Boomer who started with Gen 2 nearly 20 years ago.

I didn't see them cutting Pokemon coming. No one did. It's just something you've taken for granted because all games have always had the data for all mons available at the time.

God just imagine using the tit sweat as lube and jack hammering her chest

could have just shortened your post to
>no cock

>Pinsir won't get to have a mega form
Might as well not be in, especially if Heranigger is there.

>no gimmicks
Fuck me its about time and good riddens. Pokemon has needed a hard reboot for the last 5 years with all this bloated shit flooding in since black/white.

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are there shitmon that benefit from z-moves or megas?

Why not, gee I dunno, buff the shitmons with stat changes and new abilities?
Megas are the worst solution they could've come up with.

>Z-moves
Dynamaxing kinda replaces it while getting rid of gimmicky pokemon-specific ones so that's fine.
>Megas
Good for stuff like mega legendaries, bad for Mawile and other pokemon that actually needed their mega forms.
I think it's just that the PS1-tier graphics and cut Pokemon are higher priority than a gimmick being removed.

Megas are dumb shit anyways. What was honestly stopping them from giving Pinsir an evo?

what about alolan forms?

>>no gimmicks
Hello?

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I knew the games were going to eventually have a scope problem but I thought that's why they future proofed the models and, I thought, Pokémon home would be future proofing connectivity. I thought they were doing these things to avoid the scope problem, entirely forgetting That masuda is a fucking lazy shit. Great dishonor.

Three-typed pokemon when

cross gen evos nearly killed pokemon

Nobody liked mega evolutions or z moves

Yeah but they're not going to do that. I considered myself extremely lucky they gave a mega to Beedrill. The chances of them just flat out buffing beedrill to mega beedrill status is fucking 0 and you know it user.

>go out of my way to breed a bitching Banette and Sharpedo to mega
>breed an amazing tank Mantine
>and a bunch of other shit
>I’m not even guaranteed half my good shit can come over for what would potentially be the best online Pokémon experience officially released in a while
Welp, back to showdown

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Because that's a good thing.

Just give money to his patreon for the "better" version, goyim.

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>Not including babbies win buttons
Based Masuda

I doubt it

>>Pokemon Sword and Shield Will not have Mega Evolutions or Z-moves at all
>Why is nobody talking about that?

Because that's one of the few good news regarding the new games.
Also, Gerph sucks.

That wont be available outside of raids and story stuff... hopefully.

mega evolutions were stupid
glad they're gone

>Caring about female designs in a series where you play as a 9 year old
lmao who gives a shit just look at fan art

But some of the Megas are just bad. Most people tend to forget mega glalie even exists.
The problem wasnt megas, it was giving megas to Pokémon that were already good.

>no longer possible to complete the collection

I know that the national dex was removed in Gen 7 and that really disappointed me but you could still obtain every single Pokemon. I've bought Pokemon games every gen except 3 and I won't be buying this game. And if the decision to not allow you to obtain all Pokemon is permanent then I'll never buy another one. I'm really agitated by this.

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This and the fact that Megas and alola forms were essentially a way to make gen 1 (which is 70% complete garbage by today’s stats and moves) viable

>Showdown only allows Pokemon available in-game for its current metas
>The only metas that'll allow for every pokemon are Gen 7 and earlier metas, which will be ghost towns compared to whatever the current meta is
It hurts.

They literally culled everything to make room for the new gimmick which COMBINES megas and z-moves
It's already confirmed for multiplayer. Why would they introduce a gimmick like that to use only in singleplayer?

oh yeah man, that'll definitely fix the sneaky pebbles problem with Charizard

BASED GERPH POSTER

Z moves are fucking garbage, just like Dynamax. Mega Evolutions are only cool because we get to see fan favorite Pokemon in enhanced forms. Everything else about mega evolution fucking blew. The only gimmick that was worth while is the shadow pokemon from Colosseum. If they leaned into that more and made shadow pokemon more feral and pissed it'd be cool, but then the games would look more like dogfighting and they don't want that to tarnish their image.

Why can't white people draw? Why do ya'll keep trying to copy anime and failing?

It's embarrassing at this point.

They've already done it before though, lots of Pokemon have gotten stat buffs and new abilities

Kangaskhan is also fucked without its mega

>dude what if we made pokemon have a super form like Goku from dragonball and they got spikes and more flames and they looked badass and cool and got the best stats
I'm so glad Megas are gone

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Well it's gonna be a seperate thing, right?
Or will you just be able to dynamax randomly in any battle?

Have you tried running defog? Retard.

Good. More incentive to go back and play older games.

>tfw pokespergs cant play a game without literally catching them all

This shit has been funnier than fuck, you autists are hilarious.

Man what a souless image, a white background, she's drooling for some reason? Hearts? So the focal point of the image is her cleavage? So boring.

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>all these niggers complaining about Z moves and Megas in this thread
Guarantee these guys didn’t even play the games they came from. Z moves looks like a “nuke this motherfucker” button at first, but when you got into the z utility moves it’s got fucking wacky.
>that time some dude swept me with a z tail glow’s xirktree
As for Megas, they keep giving them to undeserving Pokémon or are not changing the Pokémon from normal to mega enough to justify the change in kit

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Because everyone's to busy screeching about their favorite potentially not getting in this or any other game from now on. I've seen people complain about no more Megas (retards on Yea Forums and /vp/ can whine all they want, Megas were and are still well liked), but they're all drowned out by more or less everyone else in the fanbase.

Also, Z-moves being gone is a good thing, they actually didn't brought anything good outside of some shenanigans with Z-Conversion, but that's about it.

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no one gave a fuck about mega evo and z moves, they were shit

Because it's not surprising at all

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People DID give a shit about megas though
ORAS shills were always using them to defend their shitty game

Pokemon R/B/Y boomer here. Those mechanics were shit anyway.

>Make the game even less of an unbalanced cluster fuck
I don't see the issue here

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>That face
Why do Twitter faggots have to run every meme into the ground

based

I agree about Z moves, but it's a symptom of a problem GF has.
I'm glad people seem to be waking up to these problems, but I'll only care when I see an actual impact on the sales numbers.

Yeah, now we have
>dude what if Pokemon became big
fuck gamefreak

This is fine and all, but I only hope they give some buffs to mega Evo reliant Pokemon like Pinsir, Lopunny, Mawille, Kangaskahn, etc.

Kaiju>shonen shit

No fucking chance. You'll be lucky if any of those even make it in.

>your franchise's tagline is Gotta Catch 'Em All
>make it impossible to have all Pokemon in a game

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cause theyre all talking about it on /vp/

I'm sure after the games been out, theyll make a gen 8 but that allows every pokemon

>confused lady boner
lmao

Post yfw preordering the dual version with both games

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>buff
that's dynamax
prease understando

That's the western slogan you dumb twat. The Japanese one is "Everybody Get Pokemon"

In Japan the catchphrase is actually
>Pokémon Get da ze!
Which roughly translates to
>I get pokemon! *cool*
It was never about catching them all.

>Make any Pokemon viable
Ok but why would I dynamax a mawille when I can dynamax a metagross?

>Kanghaskan lopunny lucario beedrill altaria mawile medicham gardevoir slowbro sableye charizard blastoise venasaur sceptile
>minority

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We'll see

There isn't. The balance excuse is shit. Unless dynamax makes stats the same across the board.