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SMASH SUMMIT 8 THREAD
And so it begins
When are we getting another Dota 2 summit? Fuck Smash.
Brainlet. Melee Summit is on another level.
Reminder that Salem was right
putting like 30 melee autists in the same house always creates good content
He's also a furry so everything he says is moot
Chillin has actual fucking milkers now. What the fuck
Wait what? I thought it didn't start until tomorrow
Axe is winning this bracket
He's going to win everything this Summit
Someone explain this reverse event to me.
Wish we could turn back time...
didnt they just have a summit for smash
Play your opponents main
Is amsa here this Summit?
God I wish. Mango can have his one major if axe can take summit
very nice
That was boring Ultimate shit. This is real man's Smash.
Yea with his coach as well
>pee pee's T went so near zero he started hanging a trans flag in his room
>pee pees T is so low not only can he not compete, he's hanging trans shit in his room
where the fuck is Scar?
Noice
I love watching other people try to play Yoshi
CHILLIN
HUNGRY
Big Boomer Dreph will claim Medic in Mafia while actually being the Cop, and win anyway.
>real man's Smash
Uh-huh. Funny how these "real men" can't take a single tournament in the alleged "baby game"
Wizzy finished top 8 at SNS. Where do you think an ultimateshitter would finish if they entered a melee major?
>ghetto audio quality
>soulless empty house
Why did they change the house?
Did the last one get too smelly?
>Wizzy finished top 8 at SNS
That's cute, buddy
wow wizzy sucks dick at this game
none of those are majors tho
>he didn't even float
Half the people in those top 8's are literally who's
>ZeRo plays ultimate
Can you even read?
>locals
le mow
>this is the Marth that Leff wants to make his secondary
Spud's Fox looks really dope
Leff shrinking by the second.
That's false
Absolute cope
He's rated as a top professional on the wiki. Cope and dilate
sad reply desu get off my smashboards
>(You) rn
im town as fuck
hey can anyone tell me what card this is, its an ace right?
This is a pretty cool idea for an event desu
>FOUR days of mafia
looks like kino is back on the menu boys
why is leffen cosplaying as xqc
Is m2k retired?
yes
>in the first hour 4 competitors have been on the mic already
Ultimate Summit was so shit because hardly anyone wanted to get on the mic.
Cause now the guilt is all mine
Is there any smash event as long and as entertaining as Summit? Legit probably my favorite smash event through the years--top notch production, quality commentary, sick smash, is there ANY even that can top Summit?
PPlowT
He looks like he's dying, is he really feeling better now?
a 5 minute shower
Reminder Ken offered PPMD free flights to summit, his own hotel room, and he said he didn't have to appear on stream or compete, it was just to hang out at the house and play friendlies and chill. PPMD declined the offer.
Finally a Melee thread we don't have to share with ultfags
Moot? Nani?
I only watch when hbox is playing
Is saying "No, I don't want to overshadow the entire Summit because Twitch chat would constantly be asking to see me" really a bad thing?
Why is melee so fucking shit and boring autism bros?
Why is melee so fucking fun and amazing autism bros?
I really hope Hbox gets to play Leffen during the reverse mains event.
wtf who do i believe here bros?!?
Unwashed and smelly pilled
would legit be kino. imagine if hfox completely fucks leffen, after leff saying how easy winning with puff is, it would be hilarious.
Is this event only melee?
unbased and obsessedpilled
yup
It's funny how passive aggressive toph is to hungrybox. you can tell he really secretly hates him
Ginger a qt
I didn't think so, Lovage seemed more passive aggressive to him imo.
I miss those wraps. Never ate at Mcdonald's again after they left.
bamp for kino
Welp Zain sucks at Melee
I want to marry Wizzrobe
This house looks infinitely less comfy
TURN UP MY MIC AND STOP EATING THE CONCEPT OF SOUND, CHILLIN!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>the guy on the left feeling up wizzys gf
heh
if a falcon doesnt win summit im gonna be sad
her bro
At what time is Mafia?
I unironically love Chillin
Summit threads are always so comfy regardless of who wins.
What about maxing and relaxing?
So they lock the players in a room now? Where's the spectator couch? How are we supposed to see pizza axe if he can't watch?
>shitty venue
>shitty same beats for break music
>ugly pixel art in the background
summit in shambles
BTS were pretty vague about it on Twitter. I'm guessing they might be expecting some of the events to go overtime.
I only entered this thread, because OP's thumbnail looked like a fat Phoenix Wright cosplayer.
Holy shit Chillin is massive.
>sends his personally trained supersoldier sons, MKLeo and Wizzrobe, to save Ultimate from Olimars and Melee from Puffs
He really is Big Boss. I miss him a lot bros...
>hbox fox
ohnonono
>his no.1 newcomer for Ultimate is master chief
How can M2K be so based?
This reverse mains event is more amusing than I thought it would be.
Uhhhh FoxFags????
Why is the new Summit house so soulless?
I want to see them play hide and seek in the new house.
chig billin
>new soulless venue instead of a house
I think that's the end for me bros
>Axe is going to win the reverse mains event because nobody knows how to play Pikachu
Is Trif gay? Why does he talk like that?
Big Boss = M2K
Venom = Wizzy
Solid = MKLeo
Liquid = Zero
Solidus = Salem
Is this correct?
Amazingly enough, none of these Chillins have been photoshopped
His b(ig).
Accent. He's from Spain.
Ocelot = Plup
cringe arrogant amerifat who never leaves his house and doesn't know other continents exist
How big is Chillin dude?
>We get to see the return of Leffen's Yoshi
*ssssiiip*
Ahh.. Now Yenesis 2.. Dat was a gud tårnamänt...
faggot thpaniard thpotted
embarassing if amsa doesnt win this tourney
>gimmick gook cant even beat his own character
Axe is more likely to win because he plays an Iron Man with Mang0 every Wednsday, so he knows how to play almost every character; but on the flipside nobody knows how to play Pikachu.
Leffen used to main yoshi
Goddamn the new house is unironically soulless.
the old house was a SET
No, this one is a set
>reverse main
>when everyone plays the same characters
Mkleo is so fucking boring
Does he have a single crumb of personality in that most likely taco shaped brain of his
>t. seething tweek
kek
hilarious considering Tweeks personality is depression and cheating on his girlfriend with a 15yo.
hungry box vs mang0
this gun b gud
let's go hbox
We're finally going to see the return of Mang0's Puff.
games against hbox feel so fucking slow, like brawl tier
Every single Ultimate/Sm4sh pro is a charisma void. It's incredible how much more charismatic even the most autistic Melee pros like M2K are.
holy fuck these dicksuckers johning for mango
Mango with the fake yawn.
Of course he was right.
The problem is he explained it the stupidest way possible. His "years of research" looked like an essay I wrote in grade school.
>refuses to go for the rest
based
That rollout was retarded
fucking rollout lmao
ey yo can I get a pitcher mayn
He misclicked, wanted to rest. It was obvious when he was shaking his head and laughing and Hbox did too.
>"#1" in the world can't beat some alcoholic hobo
thats the mango
mang0 BTFO
jiggs my queen
How mad is hbox outta 10
HBox complete and utterly blown the fuck out.
>sip
The melee community is unironically just boomers now
Nah, low charge rollout can still KO at that percent. I think it was probably on purpose. He wasn't in a position to rest. t. puff main
LEFF BOYS
Yeah no shit I know how it works nigger, it still was accidental.
He's so mad lmao
He literally just said on the mic it was intentional. Again, he wasn't in a position to randomly rest
And it's beautiful
Imagine thinking his word on this matters. Remember when he defended killing Plup with side b accidentally as on purpose and still claims?
I think the rollout was a flub, but mango does that side b off stage all the time to kill so I definitely think that one was on purpose.
Why does this summit feel so low energy? I dunno it just feels like no one wants to be there this year
it's awesome seeing player habits still there on other characters
Why the fuck would he randomly rest without any kind of setup/punish last stock?
it's first day retard
>you now remember the shitshow that was Ultimate summit commentary
WTF LEFF BROS, WE GOT TOO COCKY
it was great
Vikki is such a shitty commentator, Chelly is like ten times better.
It's hard to get into this when you've not been watching Melee for long. It's inside joke after inside joke, with a sprinkle of regular jokes and actual commentary.
Okay Yea Forums bros. Who's the better smash girl out of Chelly and Shanondorf?
Post pics too.
why is leffen playing melee?
No he does it in friendlies against lesser players when he fucks around, not last stock in tournament you dishonest fuck
post chillins
Shanon fucks nigger so the choice is obvious. She's much prettier though.
vikki is hotter though, chelly looks like a slag
Cakes.
Scar is such a fucking god dude. His skill, his mindset, his charisma, his enthusiasm. He totally outclasses everyone else in the Melee community. People talk about the “Five God Era”, but have yet to realize that there’s only ever been one, true god, and his name is Bobby Scar
>Smelee
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Who /volcel/ gang?
>shouting out incels
based waff
She looks like she cheats on guys with butch dykes
He's just bulking up bro
MANGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>tfw the entire commentary couch that has known Mang0 for years just made fun of Mang0 saying he meant to do the rollout and all the virgins in this thread defending him and saying it was on purpose got blown the fuck out
Remember when it was fun to watch Ultimate for the players and gameplay?
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
cope
Where is Scar?
Haven't see him the last few majors.
mang0 vs leffen
let's go leff bros
>leff's falco vs mango's fox
gee, I wonder who will win
someone make a soul/soulless image of the summit houses
>tfw forgot about the new soulless venue
Fuck bros just take me back
WHY DOES IT START ON THURSDAY FUCK I GOTTA WAGEKEK
Melee sucks lol
>that entire set
beautifully stupid
this shit is free as fuck for axe
It was fine besides Vikki
WAIT
ROY IS IN ULTIMATE?
sick falco dude
have there been any good matches since s2j vs amsa i missed the last ~2 hours
don't underestimate Plup's Pikachu
meant for
that mang0 leffen set was actual kino. It was some scipted WWE shenanigans.
stream is getting banned
i hate commentary memes
some fucking borp-tier stocks
top kek
holy fuck, stop dick-riding.
All commentators are pretty shit, dunno why they're acting like it's some skillful practice
Plupbros...
the door is that way
People who play janky chars have a clear advantage in this.
god i hope one of the skits is a parody of the first episode of the new season of black mirror
is there a single commentator that's on par with DJ Nintendo?
armada such a chad
axe is such a cool
It makes sense that Mang0 is a Sagittarius
>stairs
wtf
this is unironically ableist
There's definitely some amount of elitism at play here for no good reason, but let's not act like any asshole can put on the headset and a good show
His wife's boyfriend didn't let him go.
He was just mouthing off
He wasn't invited woah
whats next
Well, you have to be knowledgable about the game and preferably somewhat charismatic as well. Wobbles and Armada are great commentators.
Giant orgy
redpill me on this shitty basement, I thought it was a temporary thing
Can someone explain what the theme of this summit is because I still have no idea.
the theme of this summit is smelling bad, which just so happens to be the theme every summit
food...water...ATMOSPHEREE
pride month theme
expect very gay skits
Whatever videodrome was
Body horror/general horror and digital distortion I guess
>nerds
>playing video games
>in a basement
It's kino
Its the new summit "house. It takes place in a warehouse they halfassed dolled up to look like a house.
Toph without Scar is just awful
junji ito ripoffs and that garfield gba thing
The theme of this summit is value. You have any yet? Not yet, but by the end of this summit this house will be filled with skinny winners!
exciting
>videodrome
Scar and Toph are just awful in general, with or without each other.
time for your daily dose
Here's ur theme bro
And they say tourneyfags can't have fun
this
black mirror
looks like fun and games but u know they are both playing very seriously and mang0 WILL john if he loses
axe is gonna win summit bros
...
Is there going to be Golden Sun music?
Axe is going to finish 3rd-5th like always stop this shit
He's never gonna win shit and it hurts
holy shit I am actually EXCITED
It's always so weird to see other melee characters besides top ones being played, I'm never used to it because I rarely see it. Pretty comfy/fun
>mango
Even in terms of play with items and busted ass stages Melee is still the best Smash game, Y I K E S
How can Ultishitters ever recover from this?
Melee mewtwo looks so stubby and awful lol.
mewtwo is FUN
>shitty
It looks comfy though
Simple, Smash peaked at 64 and kept getting worse
I'll bring the huckin' crabs.
why the fuck does Electrode keep popping out
its one of the more common ones
put chilling back
BASED OCTOROK
never seen that enemy before
that's the tragedy of melee
almost every sub par character has tech to them that's unexplored because it's so relatively useless
all of that potential will never be improved upon
Character specialists are the soul of certain characters. Mewtwo actually has good players in Leffen, Zoma, Taj, and a few others even though he's so shit
Reminder
Salem is salt
gimme the sitrep boys
any sightings?
i always thought hugs was massive but goddamn
why we on page 10
because even with all the guaranteed combos, the game system allows for high variance between games, making each a refreshing experience. DI is actually the most OD mechanic
Nobody is in a Melee thread on a workday
Jesus Christ wrong person
how the fuck could anyone hate this guy
i can't see it
No one does
but people dont hate him
right
iron mans can be a gateway for people to put in work and find new potential for certain characters
I'm really loving this match. Just pure wholesome fun melee.
some of these characters just need slight changes to be legit
nah melee is just dead af lmao see you at evo smelly fag
I love you user
Melee is boring. Why do you guys still watch this shit?
good point
I like smash
I like true competitive smash
ergo melee
Did he change his name back from Scarnewman?
How is the Chillin posting this year, my dudes?
When is Mafia?
>chudat
>our guy
BRUH
mafia is every night, last thing of the night
Remember when people thought Plup was gonna be a contender LUL
>not liking based chudat
yes he likes trannies from time to time but he is definitely /ourguy/
based mango
how can you not love mango
top players having fun :)
he's a crazed and dangerous individual
look at this absolute unit
he will be massive when he cuts bros
I miss M2k's marth so much bros
he's so ugly now, used to be a top tier qt
one of my favorite streamers and I dont even play melee
Caption this powerful image
I like Mango
I hate his cocksuckers, especially when they're on the mic
holy shit I cant stand the faggot next to axe, cant even remember his name, the one who always cast with the other faggot that isnt there
I want Chillin to fuck me laying on top, putting his whole weight on me as he cum the most pathetically tiny amount of cum ever.
Toph
>hbox
nothing was more based than in SNS where everyone was cheering mang0s name and leffen shut the crowd up several times by utterly demolishing him
THREADLYREMINDER
FUCK DAVID GORMAN AND FUCK BEYOND THE SUMMIT
Sometimes his commentary sucks ass but sometimes it's on point.
when mang0 got absolutely destroyed by that tranny at genesis, it was like the old america getting cast aside by the new generation.
Bless hugo for going to dreamhack atlanta when every other good player was at SnS just so the tranny couldn't win
hope they brought the fabreeze
>chelly's legs
bros...
When he's next to Alex you can really tell just how fucking massive Chillin is.
He's growing more powerful every Summit. Soon, nothing will be able to stop him.
I've always theorized that a combination of certain mid tiers could totally win a major tournament.
Like, link is good vs marth and peach
Luigi is good vs fox
Doc is good vs falco and puff
Game and Watch is good vs puff
If someone put in crazy work with a weird combo of mid/low tiers, they could totally win a tournament with them.
>Hbox I require STOCKS
>biiiiitch
based Drephen
what a fucking unit. He gets larger every time I see him
his biggest skill, playing the victim card and being a colossal faggot
absolutely based boomer
Is Drephen /ourguy/?
STINKY THIS THREAD!!!
Did anyone make a webm of the Mango dance?
based boomer
>usa vs the world
>without armada
Uh oh
>use mango for leffen
>hbox rapes everyone else
wow cool
>not putting 829,000 tons
He makes alex look small
hfat always throws in crews
my boy is up
alex is pretty small now. he's also short
>Dex vs Str
>ibdw
who?
It seems irresponsible to allow Chillin here, what if he eats the other commentators?
i don't even care about the stream i just come here to post chillin
Who's on team world? Leffen, Trif, Amsa, who else?
yet another cardboard fox main like SFAT
based
spud n0ne moky
>Bottom left says ''OW''
His game still gets less viewers than Melee.
>36 seconds of chillin eating
yes
He's 5'9, Chillin is just 6'3
Ultimate > Melee
Apologize.
F-fuck...
Post more
OH NO NO NO
what is this stance called?
Was it kino?
youtube.com
What's with the mexican doorman?
boomer comfort
thats the over 30
That's gotta be from before his pancreas blew up
Could it be ? Is leffen be the most annoying little shitface acne ridden fuckboy ever?
Let's compare at EVO ;^)
1 Chillin = 5 guys
soul vs soulless
Why, user?
Yes
watching non-armada peaches just isn't the same bros...
that was sick
imagine this is your father
Whats going on here?
has anyone seen that meme pic of a kid who looks exactly like ginger with a retarded haircut
Something about Ginger scares me but I don't know what it is
When's mafia?
they went to disney world earlier in the day, they're not from the US so it makes sense
hours away
Aussie and Leaf shitposting irl
So soulless.
Disney kino
The Vision™
It's soulless because there's no background events going on like in the old house to look at too.
P1 v Carl
Why is he so mean?
Can't believe E.E is dead
do you think thats m2k's mom?
I want to hug Jason.
this is his mom
This new house is fucking dogshit. With all the money they raise they can't afford to make it look less grey and dreary? It would be so fucking easy to get a mood light and some lava lamps or something for some flavor, instead it looks like a fucking retirement home.
Based none
why the fuck do they have a dedicated guy to open and close the door
Good picture of Hax with his parents and Ainsley Harriet
im just here for chillin memes
They even took the fucking house from us
chillins gf is cute ngl
dont we all
bane?
i would smash her bros
How did he get SO fat?
Why is amsa is playing like doo doo
This fool to take off his stupid hat. this is a serious ssbm competition and this absolute imbecile is making a mockery of it. Seriously this is not ok at all, if you let this stuff slide whats stopping people from wearing diaper to melee tournaments and pooing their pants? ridiculous
based thicc brit girl btfo'ing all the boring looking american girls
he got a GF
Who's winning singles, bros?
He's playing pretty average, Falcon just shits on Yoshi.
i want her to bully me and call my dick small in her welsh accent
BASED S2J
I'm talking about that falco match. He usually does better than that, he missed so many kills.
hahahahha
tfw I'm legendary Godzilla
hbox
KJH looks a lot like ameer vann lol
How do I get into Melee
Haven't played in years, do I really need to hunt down a physical copy and a CRT?
Sad aMSa is sad
dolphin-emu, melee.iso and gamecube controller usb adapter
no, you are golden with just a gc controller a pc and the dolphin simulator
No, just download Faster Melee and netplay
B A S E D B O X
A
S
E
D
B
O
X
Emulate.
Just get FM dolphin.
twitter.com
>tfw no singapore money
Why do bong women love the paki cock?
1. Get an .iso from Vimm's Lair and Faster Melee (a Dolphin mod that is optimized for Melee.)
2. Practice basics for your character for AT LEAST a week or two, then go on Smashladder and play ONLY bronzes and new players.
3. Continue practicing.
Holy shit they got a reply already stop flooding
Thank you
Chillinbros...
And the only one worth a shit is the last one. Silence, retard.
hey I was the second one, one second apart from the first one, dont tell me
whoa!
oh no no no no
You guys have heard of Smash Ultimate leaks, but I'm bringing something a little different today
goddamnit m2k...
noooo how could this happen?!?
what if zero and chillin merge
It's gross but you'd see these ingredients in a pasta dish so eh
Leffen what the fuck are you doing
Are you ready
What's Juggleguy doing here?
Not a serious fighting game
>plup's crew
gg axe
>leffen beats plup
>wizzy beats hbox
pure kino
*Picks Samus*
Pfft, nothing personel fuccboi
>picked hbox so he doesn't have to play against him
plup is an m2k tier try hard autist, no wonder they're friends
he just has a tinge of charisma and mango cock suckers seal of approval
WHERE THE FUCK IS CHILLIN
Did you just start watching Melee this year? Plup is the antithesis of tryhard. Literally the least tryhard top 10 player. He goes Samus every Shine; Fox, his secondary, when he's not playing well; went Luigi at a major a few years ago and got top 8, and frequently sandbags, even well within top 64.
he's playin cards w/ the boys
Based Team. Give them a name.
The Mouseketiers
splash mountain
sandbag draft
VG | AMSD
Big Thunder Mountain
The Bing Bing McQueens
bad rats
they have to keep the windows closed so you dont see the parking lot
Knee'd for Speed
>un/comfy/ set
>no greenscreen backdrop
>no media day
Literally where is the soul? It is YET to be found.
media day was yesterday
Hbox looks like he's fapping when he warms up
Wasn't streamed though so what's the point
2Boom2Zoom
RATS RATS WE'RE DA RATS
are wizzy and mango in the same group?
based
woaaahhh
Wizzy and Leffen.
fuck puff
get rolled all game into 2 backthrows and a tech trap rest
Holy shit, HBox was just playing with him
i mean at a certain point you just have to hand it to hbox, at least this is a post-soul summit
>Not fapping to prepare for your sets
I mean for the pools to determine singles seeding
>Leffen
>puff dies early
Oh, yeah Wizzy is in Plup and Mango's pool.
Where did everything go so wrong for him?
The crab.
The crab.