EPICCHADS RISE UP

I'm going to pirate the game anyways because I don't want to download and use that shitty launcher

Have they changed the thing where you need to input your payment information before claiming a free game? i remember that kept me from getting Subnautica

>epic launcher

is it really free tho

they get plenty of money from the metrics of your account

>b-but none of my personal information is real!

doesn't matter. your fake info is still making them money.

Nice trojan horse, Ling

>Free shit on the EGS
Thus far:
>Almost nothing but shit I didn't want
>Or already owned
>Only free thing I've taken is Rime thus far

I don't get it.
What is chad about EGS when they literally have to pay people to be their friends?
Was that pathetic kid that used his parent's money to make other's hang out with him also a chad?

Yeah, you no longer need to put in payment. It just checks you out whether you have payment info or not.

It's a good game but only with Turbo Mode activated, otherwise it's a shlog of a game that takes forever to finish.

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Yep. This is epic.

Damn i already bought it

Are they giving out games every week now instead of every other week like before?

>EPICCHADS

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I think it's just a meme really, i fail to believe that anyone out there legitimately defends Epic, i understand hating on Steam since i know several people that dislike DRM and prefer GOG, but that would also include Epic.

At best anyone that uses Epic is either a child or uses it because no other choice.

>single player indie game is free!!!

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haha yes very epic post friend

46 or 71 plz

gib 100 yes

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T.child

You are too retarded to even function.

did you know you can get games for free without downloading chinese spyware

thread saved

that's illegal.

Are these epic exclusives

Are there any games that let me have children with succubi and end this gaping void in my heart?

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plz gib 75-76 gf

Catherine

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I just bought this a few days ago and I was really pissed off but then i saw it was on Epic.
Not even for free you fucking chink bastards.

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is having succubi children the ultimate cuckery? she litteraly walks around sucking and fucking whatever breaths

>singleplayer indie game is free
>bleeding eyes for everyone who knows a bit about pixel art due to the insane amounts of Pillow shading

hot

Okay underage faggot

>merry.jpg

Rollerino

what does turbo mode do user?

what other games were given already from this 'a game a week' promotion? i got that Kingdom game already.

please let th

>Enemies move faster
>You move faster
>Enemy bullets are faster
>Your bullets are faster
That's it. And it's not like 200% boost or some bullshit, it's only like 20-30%.

My one criticism of gungeon is that the first level is usually a bit of a slog because the enemies are boring and you have no unique guns and items. Once you get some random guns and synergies it becomes very good. Issac got around this by usually having an item close to the first room.

whatever

I mean why not

progameguides.com/lists/epic-games-store-free-games-list/
>Subnautica
>Super Meat Boy
>What Remains of Edith Finch
>Jackbox Party Pack 1
>Axiom Verge
>Thimbleweed Park
>Slime Rancher
>Oxenfree
>The Witness
>Transistor
>World of Goo
>Stories Untold
>Rime
>City of Brass
>Kingdom: New Lands
>Enter the Gungeon (current)
>Rebel Galaxy (next week)
They're also slowly working themselves into a corner:
>If they keep giving people free games, that means they have to either:
>Keep acquiring more games and bloat their store, showing its many flaws more closely, such as a lack of cart, shitty layout, lack of tagging to find shit you want, etc.
>Or start doing free shit reruns
Both of which are going to make consumers unhappy.

Here we go bros. About to try it and see how fun it is.

gungeon is fun

Thanks, while i do have a couple of these games on steam, Gungeon included, it would have been nice for me to realize i always had the epic store installed, since i used UE4 for a bit, so i could claim those i missed, hopefully the next games are good.

What the fuck, I just bought it on switch for like 10 bucks not long ago. Give me my money back

It's been known it's going to be free on EGS for a week. You have nobody to blame but yourself.

Ehh, I caved in because I had 30 eurobucks on the account for paying for Unreal Engine back in the days. Got Observation, Hades, Afterparty and still got a bit of money left. I ain't complaining.

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Why do so many stupid incels respond to this garbage?

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rollan~

Get out harpies

well, a deal is a deal i suppose

Alright now.

It's DRM free, if anyone cares. You can download it and never launch Epic Meme Store again.

Rollder

rolling to bump this shitty thread so mods see it and delete it

THICC MOMMY MILKIES

Only good thing in this thread

They see me rolling

I GOT DARKNESS FUCK YES

Who

gib red hair

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What is this shitty Enter the Gun Dungeon ripoff?

What are these semen demons from?

Thicc

Busty onee-san succ please, lolis are shit

How2gitgud? Can't make it past 3rd chamber

>Enter the Gun Dungeon
Somehow that played better than the original.

So wait, I don't really get this story. The gun can change the past or something? But somehow everyone knows that it can too?

Practice and patience, mostly. Good guns aren't going to save you unless you get an absolutely fucking busted run.
You should be able to do all of the first floor without taking a single hit using only your starting equipment. Then you buy a Key from the Shop and head down to the Oubliette for more loot. In the event you find extra Keys, you can grab a Chest or 2. Don't forget to kill the boss first.

...

ok

20

Is this an ETG thread or a DMC thread?

>Rumors tell of a gun that can change your past
>It's real
>But it can only affect the past of those who use it and can conquer their past
>The Gungeon used to be just a Dungeon until the Gunslinger came along
>And then he made it what it is today that brings so many from across the galaxy there

rolling for a brunette

nice

64 get

>still havn't gotten any pasts yet
>only just got the robot
fuck my life

fucking hate Epic

jajajaja

Letsasee

rollun

time to roll

...

Kill me, Pete.

rolololol

>Yunyun and Wiz on the list
>No Megumin
Fuck

ralling

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its sucking me
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AAAA
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HhhEEEELP

>dammit I wanna roll but I don't want to be judged by all of these anonymous people on Yea Forums... what can I do....

Nice try Zhang

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Not getting everything there is to grab for free, so that you can have a large library to transfer to once Steam bites the dust.

please

Retarded doomspammer.

rollin goooo

Nice rare Kemonito.

thic one pls

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT ALL

Are these girls all from Konosuba?

Is there any point in breaking down all the barrels and stuff?

Yooo

youtube.com/watch?v=a4lS9Q2lrbU

100 get

No, it's mostly for fun. Although there is a very small chance you'll find a Gun Fairy. The chance is incredibly small. They're an enemy and you'll take bad damage from them.
Water Barrel on the first floor is for putting out the fire in the fireplace in one of the rooms.

>ENTER THE GUNGEON IS FREE LETS GO!!!!!
Thanks, but no thanks.

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beb

anime grills aren't real you incels

gib

come on 89

>It's free, all it costs is your dignity and self respect

Pass

Thx i OP
Currently downloading it.

Tips for playing it?

Give me someone not fat

Rollio polio

rooooollll

95-96 plz :3

let's roll gentleman

ok

You're on Yea Forums. You already gave both of those up.

hell ye

how could I not?

>played it for 25 mins
>get bored
Wake me up when there's another free game

ok lets go

fuck

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asss

Rollang

*dabs* on Tencent

wont play that shit even for free

don't suck

>heck blaster
Okay now this game is fun.

Ching chong shi fuu chow fei Epic Game Store hauhei shishichochi ting tow

stoopid

roll

fuck china

Sure why not

EPICCHADS? More like EPICFAGS! lol

shoot

rawr

that's the same fucking thing retard

Okay, so you can donate to add new guns to the gungeon? It doesn't have every gun at the start? Or it's just increasing drop rate of better guns?

xddd

based

AAAA

Cute girls

rollin gimmie 100

*dabs on jannies*

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It's okay.

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>free shit reruns
I missed all of them before Enter the Gungeon so I would like reruns.

This game is actually really fun. Enemies are simple yet you get hit because they're deadly anyways.

Roll 100 mommy

No it's not.
Checkout normally requires payment (even if it's a $0 charge). Now you can have none on record and you can still take the free gaems.