Why hanvent you hacked your swich yet?

Can you use online and not get banned?
Can I still get updates without breaking anything?
Probably those reasons

Nothing to pirate on it.
I'd rather just buy "that one interesting game" when it finally gets released.

you missed nintendos e3 conference? it will actually have games now

Because it has no games

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>MacBook Pro
Consider hanging yourself.

this is the most cringe I've ever seen in a single photo

>coming in 2020
got a few months to pick one up and hack it still

Yeah, amazing, I'll just have to keep it in my closet collecting dust for another year or so now, fuck you, it's the third year in a row you kept saying this

Got 'im

>MacBook
>D*tch

I did. Its my most played console now.

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I wanna play super Mario maker 2
I already got one of jigs that can boot cfw and I've tested it with my phone with an otg adapter.

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even if hacked, nothing to play that's not generic kiddo nintendo, or 6 year old shite ports

Because i’m tired of third world subhumans asking me if i hacked my consoles already.

I don’t need homebrew for anything, it does nothing for me since i’m not poor and i don’t need to sell my old consoles to get new ones.

Jannies should just make a board for you poorfags and ban anyone on sight for a month who talks about this brazilian shit on Yea Forums, get fucked, niggers.

You forgot to put your dragon dildo in that picture, OP.

this basically translates on you , you just dont like anything

I hacked my brothers Switch.
I'm going to keep mine legit until a hardware revision. Then I'll make that one legit, transfer it all over and then hack my original switch for fun since its a first batch Switch.
Maybe by then I can hack both.

>MAC
GAY

New ones aren't hackable lol. Stupid fucking retard

The new hacks are basically a dual boot you can have a clean and dirty os on the same console

Why are the Lucky Strikes the only thing in dutch?

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I'm not poor.

>Macbook
>condoms
>jack daniels
take your (You) don't waste it

why they havent announced a new version of switch yet?

every 3ds is hackable. new exploits come out all the time. better lay off the flower buds.

Not even considering, but I gotta ask. Why are you anons saying that newer ones aren't hackable? It the new model different, or is it because of firmware?

I already have a Vita which is much much safer to hack, cheaper to replace if it gets bricked, and plays the same ROMs that a hacked switch would

Love Letter!! You have very good taste

could not do the clip/jig stuff

Hardware-based exploit user.
The first wave of Switches had it, but then the hardware flaw was fixed in newer batches.
There's only been one software-based exploit so far that's been public. And its tougher since fuses get burned in official updates so downgrading is less of a thing now.

Thanks

Note: you CAN update without burning fuses, but its a bit fiddly and fuses can still lget burnt by accident fucking around with the thing.

Playing Morrowind right now, it's pretty cozy.
youtube.com/watch?v=2K0ZwZoqEQc

They patched out the ERM vulnerabilities that allowed you to load the hacked Payloads on the newer switches. Basically if you have a switch made from mid 2018 or newer you cannot currently hack it.

Also hacking it is fucking retarded as its almost a guaranteed way of getting perma banned and not being able yo use any online

I always get Nintendo consoles at end-of-life and pirate the game that came out that generation that looked good
Looking forward to in in a few years

>/r9k/
OHNONONO

is it at a point where you can easily download and install games on it?
gonna work away from home a lot soon, and this e3 convinced me

>/r9k/

>ultra sensitive
You are probably cutfag.

Waar woon je kankerlijer ik snij je keel door

I'm afraid of being banned and have my Switch turned on paperweight.

Eh, I like playing Splatoon 2 and Smash online. Although I was thinking of getting a second one to hack.

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nop games

Is that Elvish??

GOD DAMMIT user STOP LYING TO ME

because I don't own a shitch

This. Simply just don't wanna get banned from online. Plus there's nothing more sexier than the look of a hard case when owning a physical copy.

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we dont call it that

This has to be the most boomer image I've ever seen on Yea Forums

How complicated is it to hack? I have a Switch from 2017 that's basically collecting dust since I don't care about Smash and the rare games that interest me are overpriced as fuck.

Same here. Gonna need a quick rundown on the hacking process.

I assume you're still asking to get banned if you go online with legit purchased games
I dont like having to choose between online multiplayer or free single player games

I have a jig and dongle, but I am waiting for Nintendo's ban system to be better reverse engineered so I can install CFW and not worry about bans like it is on 3DS

sdsetup.com/

It isn't hard, getting into RCM can be a little tricky, though.

>ROBOT9001
kek

Wake me up when I can play online and get free games.

i read that there's emunand, is online 100% safe when using the normal nand? i actually want to play online, just pirate offline games