Real life bosses
Real life bosses
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*the Turks theme starts playing*
My hair is a bucket, your argument is irrelevant.
>tfw the cane functions as a high damage single fire shot gun and whoop ass stick at the same time and you realize he never needed the cane for assisted walking at all
Can you stop him
Which JoJo part is that?
>still uses it during walking animations anyways, even if walking animations occur intermittently between beating your ass literally sekiro style.
johnny looking great as always
Once you kill Lo Pan those guys explode.
So what’s the damage on that hat?
i would intentionally lose against them if it means they get to fuck my ass and cum inside my boi pucci
Finally remembered what these fancy fucks are called.
mentally untouchable
Nig Hat Logan
>his anger increases over time, as does his attk power
>real reason the UK are binning knives is to create a super golem to do their bidding
OI M8 U GOT A LOICENSE FUH DAT ANGEL
They still fail to defeat him.
So you came Kiryu Kazuma...
STR vs DEX
user, I...
absolute fucking legend
BASED KENGAN ASURA!
Nice
3rd world's Power Rangers
>Fighting Hunters In Bloodborne.webm
They're so lazy that they'll perfect the art of balancing shit on their head so they can go another day without using their hands.
Is that Snake Eater mocap?
>boss has reflect damage
has anyone got the video of that guy who does the same thing back to the icecream guy with his money.
>Objetive:dont cum
Mass Carriers.
You mean youtubers? Cause last time I checked his bank account was taking him out just fine.
So that's the Mario Odyssey live action movie? Damn
>you could defeat me, but you couldn't teach me what is the meaning of life.
>the counter
This Smough cosplay is a little off.
>Believing when he says he's in trouble
This man owns two houses, two cars, $400 kitchen appliances, eats lobster on the regular and makes very little effort in hiding it.
Being in permanent crisis mode is part of his business strategy. And it's working because both his fans and haters are retards.
Why would we? He's perfectly capable of defeating himself.
SPESS MAHREENS!
>most of the "knives" put in that are actually used to spread butter
lil uzi
>boss has a 1% chance to drop a mount
>ah, seeker, you've found me.. well done... ha ha ha ha
>you've came all this way user
>unfortunately for you, your journey ends here
>now you've got to ask yourself, was it worth it?
>*to do their binning
Post more penguins
Why the fuck are cleavers in there?
Does England hate butchers and eating meat or something?
you're pretty good
>the guy got played like 10 times in 60 seconds
How many of those actually have human blood on them?
Would that blood be enough spiritual energy to bring that statue to life?
These are the real questions we need to be asking.
If those knifes were used in a crime they wouldn't be on that statue.
They'd be in an evidence locker somewhere.
>boss can open doors
How many points has he put in to ice cream handling
Did they pay their yearly salary to get those suits?
DO THE MARIO
>he doesnt have his cleaver permit
oy the bobbies are gonna take yer cleaver, cunt
I would watch a tokusatsu/super sentai show featuring these guys.
>I'm right behind you...
>turn
>You have died
>It's past-ya bed time...
Is this some sort of Golden Kamui cosplay?
Crystal Meth Sage
Wait.
Are those the Harry Potter house colors?
Using fashion models is almost cheating
Are those featherless bipeds?
>final boss destroys reality itself before the fight begins
>he gets fooled by the same "turn the icecream upside down when you try to grab it" gag twice, in a row
l m ao
Thanks for reminding me that this girl exists
Fucking lel
Yeah no shit it's a kid holding the cat. Still a big fucking cat.
>Crystal Meth Sage
its against the rules to announce a sage retard
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RIPPEN
Never forget
Holy shit it's a digimon
>tutorial boss ends up being the final boss
Sauce?
Bitch.
>boss starts his second phase
Why is he leaning back?
no, those are humans
Battle theme
i dont get it
>Meeting you has been a gas
aerodynamics
Holy shit nigga
Godspeed, Techno Viking, wherever you are.
why tf they just standin' lmao what are you lookin at lil nigga?
I don't know what stat he put all his points into but I want to find out.
some owls can make themselves look like scary boys if they need to, im pretty sure thats one of those species
>owlbear variants
CHA
Lazy? How the fuck do people who never had to do the shit those women had to talk about shit?
>Twisted Metal
looks like a character from one piece
based turk
Based Dr Steel Poster.
Its a reddit post, but its informative on the speculation of the image
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What are their battle theme songs?
Boss encounter: The council of elemental mages
>Dwemeri shock trooper
>Black Five
All five flavors!
Man I recently got into Dr. Steel, he's cool.
That mech fight was a scripted mess. It also wasn't fair that the American mech was literally just a hunk of metal on top of tank treads making it 6 tons more heavier than the Jap mech that was better designed.
shame he doesn't do the act no more
based cholo
third world ends with you
Take it ease.
That's called being smart.
>barbarian
>mage
>DPS
>tank
fanta blood
bottle n' tendies
dusty coon raiders
damn that mon has no cash
golden teeth
stoned deshawn
steal bike run
yoyolion
>death by poison infliction
>That delay before she falls down
Why? She had the ability to turn and shit and then just collapses all of a sudden? Is there a reason for this?
'ERE'S MY THOUT OF DA DEY
so she can sue
lemonade
Omae wa mou shindeiru
Assuming it was heart related, the brain has a few seconds worth of oxygen before you'll pass out.
>boss is immune to physical attacks
>Bottom left
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so it's literally just some korean girl
according to the @searchingforsnow IG account, the girl from the picture contacted him and she's literally just a normal korean girl
that was a lot less interesting that i'd hoped
thanks for giving me the trail user
It takes a couple seconds. My brother used to punch me in the diaphragm and I wouldn't get out of breath until 5 seconds later.
Here he comes
>no turn around
reeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I was kind of thinking this
But this is probably more likely since why would an old lady who looks close to death even need to sue someone? Doubt she needs the money. Thanks for the replies.
Bayonetta 2
Choose your alignment
Based Gill
I don't think an elderly lady would willingly fall over like that onto concrete knowing well that it would hospitalise her badly.
>boss is a random encounter
Gunfire, sirens, and screams. Those were my lullabies.
a woman that old falling like that is gonna break something, probably multiple somethings.
not worth it just for a lawsuit
>law niggas
>neutral niggas
>chaos niggas
>Warning: Ezio Did Not Kill Civilians
He's just like me :3
>Dead Rising 4 "Maniac"
Hey guys. Welcome to EB Games.
>he has a hidden form and moveset
no, they fucked up Hufflepuff and made them white instead of yellow.
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just googled the webm name
behold, a man (with feathers)
>40 insight
>Start to hear humming
>AAWWWOOOO
>One China, One Kill
what is the stort of that pic?
Cope. America number 1
>I said come in
>don't stand there!
how do these fuckers not get robbed
fuck, i member this
he would protect his girl at all costs, an admirable trait for sure
He’s back.
houseki no kuni
c-context?
fill me in
Never forget how big of a faggot this dude actually is.
Nice.
thread?
Fill you in?! i dont even know you user! D:
Bottom left legit looks like it’s doing an MH roar
You have to defeat it without naming it or attacking it directly.
breathtaking
It's from a movie, originally named Kill Hitler, it has been renamed Idi I Smotri, or Come and See.
black tape project
its an user from a while ago, he told us about his abusive and uncaring parents and how they treated her her grandma, overall poor liveing conditions. There are more explicit photos, if i remember correctly he is from russia or something similar
>this could actually happen to your beloved mother when she grows old and you're still a NEET with no money to support her or take her into a nursing home
Holy fuck I'm getting a job right fucking now.
STR vs CHA*
>One Piece female design
Oh wait. No ridonkulous tits
holy shit i fucking died
>boss is multiple people fighting among themselves as you fight it
Someone needs to make a Monster Hunter clone with only bird enemies
god i wish that was me
She fell because the camera tilted and she lost balance.
he's in a wheelchair now, isn't he?
The third world ends with you
Just look at that fucking neck mate.
she's old with poor depth perception, went to lean on something that was further than it looked, and fell. a brief dizzy spell could have had the same effect
BASED MUTEBA, GIZENGA
You're a fucking idiot.
Balancing stuff on one's head is literally the opposite of laziness
It builds good posture and balance, unlike sitting slouched at a PC screen all day and jerking it to traps like you do.
You realize cops confiscate shit that hasn't been used yet, right?
Is she brittish or wasn't there a dentist that could reach her?
Fox, the core is exposed!
You leave my giraffe wife alone
CHOCOBOSS
Day 2, they still don't realize I'm peanut butter.
OBJECTIVE: don't get pozzed
actual retards
he is literally a boss in a game
this is unironically my home's traditional ceremonial mask, used during winter holidays.
>Even gods move with the flow of time.
>nigger defence force on Yea Forums
Jeez
Its almost like theyre trying to make us doubt even if the enemy is rael!
Whoops, real*
>the boss spends the entire game doing hit and run tactics until he has become so fast that he is unstoppable
>boss from previous game comes back and joins new boss another fight
Why did you just post the demi-fiend?
>el grande padre (con amigos)
A series of power moves.
sides in orbit
Los vengadores del creador
I unironically find her cute
I'm revoking your shotaposting license
Me too user
>brap posters irl
>makes new boss look like an edgy scrub
>tourists getting triggered by a small joke
You have sites more suited to your tastes. Get out of here while you can.
Bosses, not protagonists.
>Metal slug versatility
>get revenge on the boss who ravaged your home village when you were a child
>mid fight you realize how old and rusted the boss has become
>learn that the boss was merely an instrument used by the real villain
>kill the boss out of mercy
>boss will defeat himself if you bully his minions enough
>Tfw you have to destroy a metal slug boss to go home
good shit.
It can't be helped, mr Ferdinand
you play as a rodent
Same.
> American culture is superior to Japan, I wish I had been born there. I watch all the latest American shows and movies and I practice with my pistols everyday. I'm saving up for a trip there!
Pretty sure there was a Punisher comic like this where a dude strapped a bunch of babies to himself and was all "Haha you can't kill me otherwise I'll fall and crush these helpless infants"
Holy fuck guys.
>safe haven's are spots where you can rest, sell or buy items and prepare for your journey
I'm glad that he doesn't in this day and age, would definitely be sullied by retards and attention whores.
Nice.
I lost
Now they will be used to spread your ass.
>Hard Mode: Don't think lewd thoughts
creatura extinguishero.
Why did you have to spoil the new Kingdom Hearts dlc?
Winnie looks menacing tho.
>colored niggas
the secret final boss at post-game
this rules
Ectoplasm? More like ectogasim.
OI YA CUNT
>$400 kitchen appliances
can you let me know where I can get such inexpensive luxury appliances user
I was thinking this shit
>mentor character in the tutorial
>secret boss is a cameo from another series
MEGA WEAPON
MEGA WEAPON
MEGA WEAPON
>becomes a boss later in the game
Are you sure that's not a bear?
>literally dances away
kek
Bears don't have knots user
THE FURY
>$
>boss can spawn enemies
That's license money
Real gabbers right there.
YOU
JUST
KNOW
>Each gun fires a different type of ammunition
>Never has to reload
>Can combine all guns into one fucking ridiculous gun for a final fuk you attack
>tfw you enter library
Botswanan death metal is easy mode. Those dudes do shit like wear leather jackets coated in baboon bones.
>"Yeah, there's just this dude on fire."
>"Uh hunh".
>"Help him? Nah, I'm on my lunchbreak."
>has science gone too far?
>that last frame
MOOOOOOOOODS
imagine being kidnapped in the middle of the night then you wake up and see xi and his bunch of cronies like that
>races are rodents, lizards, frogs
>companions are insects
>normal monsters are sparrows and swallows
>first boss is a rooster
>cover boss is an eagle
>final boss is a terrorbird
Somebody post that collage with a bunch of these people including techno viking, a smoking asian hobo, a dapper black dude and some other classic real life bosses.
>defeating each boss makes the rest stronger
Final boss is a goose.