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everyone assumes I want to heal
Gamer femanon feels thread
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Gamer femanon feels thread
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Did you want to heal or not? If yes, stop whining.
>be OP
>make faggot thread
>get saged, reported, hidden, and filtered
Gamer feels am I right?
faggot wojak poster
GIRL GAMERS SHOULD STICK TO HEALING
You know the rules.
Why are fucking wojacks getting more and more sexualized, I shouldn't want to jack off to these things
DILATE
What gamer fuel do you female gamers drink?
>play as a healer
>everyone is nice to me
Post your tits.
Are you an actual girl or you just want to be called with female pronouns
you cant take healing away from me you fucking whore
>join thread
>everyone assumes you want to dilate
>they assume correctly
Tranny baitposter feels thread.
Love me user
For me it's mostly water but weekends I go with wine or Gatorade
inb4 honk
You'll never *ahem* EVER be a real woman, tranny!
TITS OR KYS
To all the females in this thread: please post dick.
why do women when playing games get tunnelvision surprisingly often?
Okay, sounds vanilla.
this
tits or gtfo
Do guys raid with a onahole on their dick?
Post your fucking tits.
Post feet
Wojak is a self insert character that represents the average male. It's female counterpart is a blasphemy.
>playing MMOs
>using female avatar
>playing any multiplayer games
>letting people know you're a female ever
Why would you ever do that.
How could I love you if your father never loved you?
Voice chat sweetie...it's necessary if you have any ambition to rank up
Still waiting on that penis.
If you've any ambition to get carried maybe.
Waiting for somebody to complain about wojack and say dinosaur memes they weren't even here for have more soul.
This. Post it already.
I've stopped going to board game meets as well as doing any online multiplayer for years now. Too many thirsty, smelly men that won't stop hitting on me and I'm not even attractive. Funny to think probably at least half post here
This. I don't want men to look at me.
People think I'm male. It's great. Couldn't recommend hiding your identity more.
This. Doing voice chat is not an option. I also avoid talking about games in real life because it attracts thirst.
>not using voice modulators to sound like an 8 year old girl so everyone assumes you are a creepy dude using a voice changer instead of a creepy girl using a voice changer
dilate
>tfw gamer girl dumped me because I couldn't gold rank with her in Overwatch
>Implying im not daddy's princess
For eeh Yea Forums
Tits with timestap you stupid bitch.
This board has unironically gone to shit. Even here, on an anonymous image board, roasties need to show off that they're roasties and get brownie points with "oh woe is me, gamers treat me so badly and won't stop hitting on me!!".
Oldfags were right. You get women into any social space and they fuck it up beyond redemption. Can't wait for AI to replace you fuckers so that even the most thirsty ass nigga sees you for who you are.
I've never used voice chat in my life and I played tons of multiplayer games.
>ITT: trannies roleplaying as women
But user half the thread is just men asking for tits
Boys make better gaming friends than girls
They'll actually suck your dick if you ask while you play
Tits or GTFO is sage advice. We were wrong to stray from it.
The roastie thing is a meme.
It's a genetic lottery, some vagainas are like that.
My mom for example has a pussy like a baby, you cant see the labia
Yet my sister has a big labia even when she was a virgin
Same as the "uncut dicks smell and taste weird thing
I am cut and mine smells in just two days of not showering while the dick of my father, who only showers once a week, never smells and tastes fine
This. Sage & hide.
>tfw boys always start to comment on my voice whenever I use voice chat.
>I couldn't gold rank with her in Overwatch
Why couldn't you? Now she has to look for Chad Genji.
alright gurls post ur husbandos
>hey user you sound like a fag lmao
>yeah i bet he likes to be stuffed lol
wait a minute...
>you sound pretty cute for a guy user
I find women's voice to be very sexy.
post your girl gamer pose, sisters!
nigga what
Yeah I had to big think that last part myself
>can't carry
>in gold
I hate when guys hit on me in online games. I just want to play video games, not have sex with you.
What's your obsession with splitting an established community? Genuinely fucking curious. How are you so efficient and capable of destroying long lasting friendships in a matter of days?
Based incest redneck.
lmao hugs
Show me your feminine penis pl0x
why not both
literally have sex
>women
> I just want to play video games, not have sex with you.
How do you know you don't want it if you haven't try it?
post voice
>What's your obsession with splitting an established community?
How else are you supposed to get a good spot in an established community?
sounds like you dodged a bullet if she dumped you over that
also, fucking hell user, you could get gold with one hand tied behind your back
crystal.cafe
based pasta
Fuck I just want to sprint straight at her, dive headfirst into her thighs like a slip’n’slide and completely launch myself over her into a sliding glass door
Giving sage advice without saging doesn't change anything dumbass
OUT OF KRUG WAY ELF FUCKING SHITS
>girl joins Yea Forums mod team
If you aren't healing, you're probably garbage at the role.
Why are girls attracted to MMOs, where there's no skill ceiling and you can ""improve"" by putting on a different pair of gloves?
I already know why, just curious if anyone else noticed.
Social aspect. It's the sport of accomplishing
That's the real meta game for them.
It's pretty funny. I know a girl who will literally hop MMO to MMO if she doesn't have a guild sucking her cock.
She'll drop all her progress just to find a community. Shit is hilarious.
>playing runescape back in 07
>meet girl while playing
>we become friends
>play just about every day
>move onto other games together
>participate in forums like the long dead GameTrailers
>battle each other over WiFi in Pokemon
>fast forward and Wii U age and we actually would Wii U video chat with each other
>Get switch together
>Would text and call each other all throughout our friendship
>Couple months ago she dropped off the face of the earth and I haven't heard from her since
;___; hope you're okay, Caroline....
>play priest in wow just so i can throw people off the boats and zeppelins in duels with mc
Ehehehehehe
Being even somewhat good looking is a fucking curse if you have to spend a lot of time in public.
Other dudes look at me like they hate me for looking nice. Women will either stare OR play with their hair the second we make eye contact.
Riding the bus is fun, whenever I move my head I see women turn away so I don't notice they were looking.
Fucking Christ, people are fucking pussies these days. Either look me in the eye or get in the gutter you shits.
he was a tranny, sorry user
and you're not?
Are you a c-c-c-c-cutie?
But user
The second pair of gloves fit her appearance better
Dilate
I'm sorry.
>Girl joins your IRC server
Men are scary. I hate being stared at and I can feel when people are starting at me. I have anxiety so when u do work up the courage to leave the house, I try not to wear make up so I don't get any attention.
Uh anyway thanks for coming to my blog.
Why don't you use a burkha?
>Literally the entire thread are people obviously baiting, people telling the people baiting to fuck off, or people shitposting about roasties
I fucking hate people who act willfully retarded so they can act superior
>Trannies in 2007
Ya'll is obsessed!
They're probably curious of how weird you look. Nobody attractive likes weebshit.
Take care, good luck with the narcissism.
"Oh wow user youre masters? Can you make a new account to carry me out of gold?"
>No.
Fuck elo diggers
Fuck girl gamers
Are you an actual female or some mutant tranny?
Dilate
No problem
Thanks for the interesting read, femanon.
So what job DO you play?
If it's healer then you're just complaining for the sake of complaining. If you play a chad tank, then you're the real MVP of the crew.
Dilate
>wahh I look too good, it makes me uncomfy
Transition and have sex.
Dilate.
haha you must be really hot haha
Dilate.
>actually love playing healer
>still upset a people thinking I want to be a healer because I'm a girl
Am I in the wrong here?
Aww, thanks for the positive response.
I get it, I've been told repeatedly that I've got a mean look & having central heterchromia means my eyes are odd to look into. But I live for those moments where I can make eye contact with someone & have a non-verbal conversation.
No lie, if it wasn't for me having been raised by a single mom so I OBSESS about looking decent, I'd probably have a better time of things.
Could walk around with a dakimakura, covered in cheeto dust and stinking of semen & BO.
>replied to 3 posts
yeah, i doubt you're actually attractive and get attention irl. good luck out there.
Dilate.
>0/5/0 with no wards
Post face, faggot.
Dilate.
Its like looking at your character sheet & seeing wasted points on attributes that you don't actively use.
I don't want or need an 8 in charisma if I'm going to be an anti-social introvert ffs.
>have to play male characters so I don't draw attention
Dilate
I had an online boyfriend once in WoW in 2006 and I e-cheated on him with 2 other guys since they gave me gear for free
based
I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable.
None of you faggots will ever be a woman.
there is not a single woman (girl) on this board
Prove me wrong or fuck off, and NO
I said WOMEN not male incels that wanna be one
4D chess right here
What is it with girls and Splatoon. It's like 50% of the playerbase. though a lot of them are probably just faggots with girl names
>Tfw can't get (gamer) girl out of my mind who I played vidyas with
Help. She's a good person, but I have been feeling down for the last 2-ish years, and I don't want/feel I should to bother her. I haven't been able to enjoy vidyas in nearly a year in a half and I started doing horribly in school.
>implying Findybeige woudnt still wear one of those fuggin sweaters.
You will never be a man
Splatoon is probably the only game where I play as girl mainly because of cute and funny reasons
I like the colors and world of Splatoon and I originally got into it because you contribute to your team without fighting other players and just painting
You could always sign up for Islam
you have to be 18 to post on Yea Forums
neck yourself tranny
Then explain how I fucked your mom.
This.
Put your picture on Yea Forums you faggot.
How bout... no. I'm sitting here drinking coffee & jump into a thread about healsluts PMSing & being told to go back to the kitchen.
>suckin chad's dick
>he comes all over your face
>you don't notice it while on gamer vid chat with your guild
>women on Yea Forums
Go back to Rebbit you stupid whores
tits or gtfo
kek
I could always just fucking die.
Also where are the VIDEO GAMES
Why do you hate us, user? We're nice if you get to know us
Heres the thing, men only play with women because they are hoping to have sex with them (or are already having). Women are shit at videogames, and will not improve past a point, possibly because they have a REAL hard time realizing the mistakes they make. Girls are really lacking in the self-criticizing department, and everyone needs this to get better at games.
Most girl gamers in a group are only there to be carried, and it's "fine" that they play worse than the group because they are precisely women. If they played better than the group she would have ditched and looked for another group a long time ago.
*dabs*
I can't, you got me.
Silly daddy you cant eat carpet.
But I am.
I'm so, so, sorry in advance for what is about to happen. Trolls are going to come into the thread and they will be saying some very hurtful things about you. They will call you some very hurtful names. But none of those things are true. How could they possibly know? How could they possibly know how beautiful you really are? How sweet and compassionate you are? I'm so sorry about them, please do not let them hurt you.
>mfw thinking about you hurting
I just want to see you shine and flourish. You are so precious to me. I want to write poetry and sing songs about my love and adoration for you and all of your perfections. My name is Brian, by the way. I know that you're tired of all the assholes and jerks. I know how you feel baby doll. I know. I am different. I am the nicest guy you will ever meet, and if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen. I live in London. Please be in London.
notice how they never can prove it?
Never trust a woman. read the Bible and repent, roastie.
I love this pasta
Yea Forums and reddit are basically the same place nowadays don't know why you fags complain about it, but hey keep using funny frog and wojak pictures maybe that'll draw them away!
Yeah I was waiting for this to show up.
>i'm sitting here drinking coffee
Make a fucking blog already, kid. Nobody gives a shit.
gb2reddit tranny
Has anyone noticed that when two girls encounter each other in a game, they usually are kind of hostile to each other?
I constantly see this in Overwatch when boosting people in the low ranks. Every 1 in 15 matches or so there's a girl on voice, and very rarely there are two (non-grouped) girls who seem surprised to see each other and are kind of catty, as if each of them feels that the other is stealing "their" attention.
>he actually reads the bible and tries to use its teachings instead of using it to control others around you
Of course you cant, you gotta boil it so the glue gets soft. OH whadya know look at the time!
>London
Have sex.
Kill yourself back there.
We all know they're all trannies.
But of course, they are competitors!
You're fucking dead kiddo.
Go clean your penis.
Had to pull a lot of strings to get them to hire an 8 year old.
goddamn how embarassing
Why?
kankerhoer paal tieten
Dilate
How about I clean yours instead?
Dilate.
Attention to all of the trap posters using anime and gay ERP as a Trojan horse for autogynephilia:
Stop cruising for attention and using Yea Forums as a basis for gooning your permanently flaccid cock. You are 10 times worse than furries. You lost to sissy hypno and s-stuttering. You fucked up. You are infertile. Your life will end at 30. Half of the political spectrum wants to kill you. Guys will leave you for a biological woman because you can't have kids.
Nobody wants to read ERP. Nobody thinks girl (male), feminine penis, s-s-stuttering, or any of your shitty memes are funny. Nobody wants to be reminded you exist.
You are AIDS and your culture is predatory. A nontrivial number of you freaks are moral lepers who get off on convincing seventeen year old weebs that if they don't take HRT they will spend the rest of their lives alone. Transitioning is not a solution to social isolation and pornography addiction, the five or ten years of free attention and affection before your looks fade don't make up for everything that comes after that.
Make a tumblr and peddle your trash there.
Theres an unhealthy amount of fujos on Yea Forums
theyre the biggest shitposters as well
Yeah those posts are embarrassing you.
>These people and their 12 year old fans are the people posting on Yea Forums now
Wouldn't you rather clean it for me?
:^)
>says stupid shit
>posts capeshit
Why am I not surprised
Kys already
fucking based
I have given up on finding a hardcore girlfriend. Just give me a chubby casual girl who plays animal crossing and pokemon. I'll even let her dress me up as machamp if she wants. Just let the loneliness end.
>Dilate
>Have Sex
>Dilate
>Have Sex
High quality comedy over here.
My wife and I have had our dog for 4 years. For 2.5 of those years, my wife still identified as male. Our dog has always been a little bit scared of men, and strongly preferred affection from women. My wife has been on HRT for 5 months now. This morning she was very depressed and crying. She said she was upset over several things, but one of the things she mentioned was the dog being afraid of her. We know the dog is afraid of men, so the dog being scared of my wife is invalidating.
We adore our dog and rehoming her is not an option we will consider. What makes a dog identify my wife as "male"? Is it a scent thing? Will that change as her hormones stabilize? Has anyone else gone through this? How did you make it better? Thank you for your advice in advance.
sneed
I had my eyes dilated at the eye doctor.
>heh watch this epic comeback
>gottem!
either it was one of the many lies woman say or it was a very subtle sarcastic sounds "wow i had no idea"
cool reddit post
your a faggot and i want you to kill your wife and yourself later today
Seething copelet
dilate THIS!!!
>Other dudes look at me like they hate me for looking nice.
Don't know if troll. It's only women that do this, not men.
>yfw
he didn't even post a frog or wojak you fucking tourist
is that a pic of your dad?
>join server
>dilate
>I have given up on finding a hardcore girlfriend
You may joke, but i had to do this. It fucking hurts that i may never meet a half-decent looking girl with my enthusiasm for video games and broad games.
Half or more of the "women" on Yea Forums are men larping who get off on fooling others into thinking they are female.
user.
You have an entire website of friends, you are just too focused on vagoo to realize this.
Yea Forums and reddit are basically the same place nowadays don't know why you fags complain about it, but hey keep using funny frog and wojak pictures maybe that'll draw them away!
>speaks the truth
>faggot redditors in hiding sperg out against this attempt to out themselves
Anyone who thinks anyone will whine about a girl for even close to 2 years isn't old enough to be here. Let alone whining enough to let it affect your work/school life. You'll be over it in a few weeks, faggot.
Even gay women like me get hit on and it's exhausting having to turn down guys because I dont want them
I want an honest answer, have any of you men here actually have touched a woman?
>he says, while posting the same tired sam hyde memes
This site is mostly composed of my enemies these days, not my friends. Thanks, Moot.
>tenor[1].gif
They're not fooling anyone.
in what way
ITT
@466259748
fuck off please
>gottem!
love how wojak is just this meaningless blank slate for people to self-insert themselves as memes now.
Have sex.
>having skin contact
enjoy your bacteria faggot
Sam Hyde is unfunny and millennial comedy relies on being vague to disguise the fact that there is no actual joke. All millennial comedy is built around emulating the exterior appearance of an in joke without having any actual joke to be in on.
based
>Yeah, I'm thinking he's based.
>ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
DELETE THIS SEXIST GARBAGE WE'RE ALL THE FUCKING SAME YOU NIGGER I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD POST SUCH A THING
imagine being such a vapid cunt that you have to make your own female wojak pretty and attractive instead of ugly like the original wojak
BASED
You are too retarded to function.
Take a wild guess
I used to like teasing women on Yea Forums, but after the trannies became a bigger force I find myself allying with women now. Women are more pleasant to post with than transfreaks.
NOOOOOOO MEN AND WAHMEN ARE THE SAAAAMEEE
>He thinks hardcore girls existed at any point
You have 3 choices
>casual who plays pokemon, sims, etc
>Weeb who plays JRPG's and story games like LiS, Telltale
>moba/mmo players, league, smite, TERA, overwatch etc. You will have to carry them
>/vg/ is for video games
/vg/ is a giant graveyard of retards circle jerking there waifus on their shitty character creator games or just posting shitty fan art
damn... animeposters look like THAT?!
Go back to listening to your Carlin albums, gramps.
>there wouldn't even be any consolewar threads.
Do they think those are quality threads? Are people being serious when they bitch about consoles?
>epic comeback! gottem!
you just can't help yourself can you? lol
keep replying, you're my bitch now
I lead guys on in online games so they give me free stuff
Ladies, I suggest you do the same, men are stupid and deserve to be taken advantage of
I know hardcore girls exist in very very small numbers, I have seen a handful of them. They're just ultra-introverted, similar to most hardcore men, except they're even more defensive. There's nothing you can do to get close to them. They always think it's some kind of scheme to hurt them.
>join gaming discord
>say nothing because I'm too autistic
>get this
I don't even get it myself.
Seething
>lol /vg/ is a containment board
>go to Yea Forums
>SEETHING COPE COPE COPE FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES OH NO NO NO WHAT DID HE SNEED BY THIS FUCK FUUUUCK NOOOOOOO AAAAGH THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING WOJAKBROS FUCKING SNOYTENDO FUUUUUCK NIGGERS FUUUUCK SEETHE KYS KYS DILATE DILATE HAVE SEX
>go to anime convention
>pretend you're seeing a representative sample of Weeb attractiveness
>deep down realize that its like a fucking iceberg.
>speaks the truth
blowing air that was sucked up your ass isn't the same as a fart
Sounds pretty based and redpilled
>the healslut server
Nice bait, here's a you.
You are also responding, making you a bitch by your own logic. Now prove me right by responding, my bitch.
>healslut server
>"gaming discord"
What have I told you about telling lies?
Do I need to get the belt?
give me your hot gamer girl piss user
But I identify as a women, transphobe
>everyone assumes I want to heal
No, everybody WANTS you to heal, because it's the easiest role and, I'm sorry to say it, girl are shit dps and even shittier tanks most of the time. I'm sure there are few exceptions and I'm also sure the number of good femplayers is increasing with new generations getting into gaming, but that's my experience as of last decade.
Have dilated sex
i like tanking
One JRPG weeb with a little side of casual please.
Acidic
>be OP
>larp as girl
>ME
>report thread
aidi ni sa mu4i
Post the discrod server. I want to make fun of them
How many of you cunts romanced Garrus
Based tranny-bashing niggers
>look how logical and intelligent I am! I'm so logical!
bitch boy keep replying
kek
toppest of keks
I've seen one girl good at FPS in 2 decades, exception that proves the rule, same with those "pro" girl gamers, they routinely get destroyed by regular male players but there's a market for female "pros" and they've capitalised on it
this never stops being unfunny
>Make male friends in MMO
>Every male friend turns into a creepy flirt when they find out you're female and ruins friendship/fun
every fucking time i join a Guild and speak on mic
I fucking hate women.
See what I mean? Thanks for proving me right, little bitch.
Grow the fuck up, jesus christ. What is it with people on this stupid fucking site repeating the same shit for months at a time? Why do you people latch onto retarded catchphrases for so long? And what kind of retard actually has all these stupid fucking unoriginal wojack edits saved on their harddrive ready to post? Do you think it makes it funnier each time you repeat all this shit? This shit doesn't happen in real life. People have been saying this for a decade, but I really mean it when I say this site has gone to pure shit in the past few years. I can't go through one fucking thread without seeing posts made up of nothing but buzzwords. The most worthless posts, I don't know how someone thought it was even worth going through a captcha for.
>HURHURR KYS DISCORD TRANNY RESETERA SNOY ZOOMY BOOMY HAVE SEX HAHAHAHA DILATE OHNONONONO REDDIT AUTIST COPE HARDER ABSOLUTELY SEEEETHING
>haha it's nu-Yea Forumsculture bro get with it
>love Victoria 2 and Hearts of Iron
>nobody ever wants to play with me
Take HRT please
I want more traps to fuck
just like the buzzword memes you fags spout ad nauseum.
why? I love women, I dislike men that pretend to be women
We hate you too. The world would be better if you men fucked off forever.
This post really makes me think.....
found your facebook profile, you in the center
cringe
Let me tell you something about women
something about women
>heavy granulation hanging out on the cuff of my vaginal wall
Why does this sound like something that happens from radiation poisoning?
Guys want to fuck women, why are you surprised you stupid hoe?
what garbage thread did you fucking stumble into? like with Yea Forums, do not enter the gook/jap/female character threads except to derail or otherwise ruin them with rolling and pic related, and stick to the games without TnA if you want to do anything enjoyable.
actually based
>endless trap fucktoys
Fuck yes please convince more people to take HRT
I was invited under the impression it was a gaming a gaming Discord.
It is though! Granted, I've been playing more fighting games lately.
What a pathetic attempt to save face. Keep replying like the little bitch you are.
Shit son, an actual gender critical. On Yea Forums, no less. What do you think of the wording on the Equality Act that allows gender identity to supersede sex in discrimination priority?
ok enjoy being single
I heard about this madman a while back.
Its fun to manipulate people, but that man is an artist at ruining the lives of strangers.
Garrus is cool, but I liked Thane and Samara
Which Hearts of Iron?
>not Darkest Hour instead
Oh boy i kind of did this to a girl recently, whose presence and conversations i really enjoyed.
But desu i couldnt keep the feels inside senpai.
Now we barely talk anymore, when we had a ton of interesting conversations before.
this never stops being unfunny.
Dont toy with me
>be girl (female)
>play tank
>everyone automatically assumes i suck ass
yeah im not the one dying to a stack mechanic 2 minutes into the fight maybe you've got bigger problems than a female playing the most braindead role in your mmo
also
>the healers are in an open relationship
of course.
Say no more fampaitachi, I got ya depressed ass covered to feel better.
Can't you guys stop thinking with your dicks for once and leave us alone?
Alright, you know what? I'm just going to save myself some time here.
Dilate.
You're missing out, bro.
Imagine being a woman and the biggest concern in your life is getting too much attention, holy shit.
>i'm not the bitch, you're the bitch!
Bitch boy
Um sweaty, but then you couldn't reproduce and you wouldn't have no phone to shitpost on Yea Forums
user, its ok to admit that you were curious about being a healslut so you joined the discord on impulse. We all make mistakes.
>tfw you're the only who noticed that user is probably a dude
The average IQ on this board has fucking plummeted.
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get nae nae'd on trannies
Do they seriously think they're going to just get a working vagina, just like that? Did they not think for 5 seconds?
how exactly are you going to fuck me over the internet?
how do you know we don't have boyfriends/husbands already? you don't even ask, you just turn into a pervert and ruin OUR fun.
Yeah sure. You know what, I'll give an honest think about it. Just for you. *winks*
>get on mic
>people assume you're a 12 year old boy instead of a girl
crisis averted
Based
Go away smelly fujoshits.
kek
Leave men alone (and btw stop larping you autistic retarded faggot)
Lmao I'm not even him but shut up you dumb bitch
You love the attention.
He said 'other dudes' people can't be this stupid
Pic unrelated?
>tfw my cock will never taste as good as user's dad
>the GTA music thread got jannied ages ago, this shit is still up
youtube.com
New topic, kiddos.
Women aren't the same as men. You'll never be "one of the guys" and be able to enjoy the experience of male-to-male companionship. Just not how the world works.
>ughhhhhhhhhh i hate men omg
>god i hate being attractive, im so sensetive oh my goood
>jeez, stop hitting on me
kys dilate and have sex
Kikes are scary. I hate having my shekels being stared at and I can feel when jews are starting at my credit card. I have anxiety so when u do work up the courage to leave the gaza strip, I try not to wear my turban so I don't get any attention.
Uh anyway thanks for coming to my bank.
dilate
How do you know?
Is it really so hard to be a girl in games? I have never used a microphone because people said my voice sounds gay, and it's barely an inconvenience
>Join guild,
>everyone is nice
>everyone says hi to me when I login
that's really swell.
You barely talk because you ruined your friendship, we literally go through hundreds of male friends until we find one who isn't a total creep.
You should of just kept your "feels" inside, and maybe eventually it would of blossomed into something, but you all have to ruin it in hopes of cam sex or something, i don't know.
hol up
He checked.
I'm a female who plays a pandaren warrior MT for my guild and I always get stupid jokes about tanking with my "big ass" when we pug a few randoms or I join another groups mythic raid with a few guildies
I just ignore it and play
Easy mode: Attractive female
Normal mode: Attractive male
Hard mode: Ugly male
Very hard mode: Ugly female
Dante must die: Ugly black female
Prove me wrong.
Christ, this one pisses me off, too. Why the fuck don't trans "lesbian" women (who are actually just straight or at best bisexual males) get that to be a lesbian you have to not like dick and also be biologically female?
pls post voice
>imagine seriously trying to pass off as a women when you are a 6ft 4in. man
>Imagine getting taken down by a manlet because you are holding a purse and wearing a wig.
This is why they suicide
that's because they want to wrap your hair around their hand, drag you off into their cave and force you to bear their children
You're telling me, fuck.
God forbid people have enough social skills to recognize masculine patterns in communication.
Or the reading comprehension to understand a message in a suitable context given the grammatical nature of that comment.
But nah, DIALATE
>he's still replying
JRPG weebs/western RPG/story games girls are pretty cool, I'm dating one right one.
She plays different stuff too, she's just not great at gaming, but she's trying.
Dark Souls is still too much apparently, but maybe she'll get there one day.
>we literally go through hundreds of male friends until we find one who isn't a total creep.
Do you think that if you have to sift through hundreds of people, maybe you're the one with the problem?
Thank God.
i'll never be controlled by my dick, and become a complete cringy pervert whenever i speak the opposite sex. oh no
You did the right thing. Sooner or later, you'll find one that will return your feelings. Being an orbiter is a horrible life user.
I fucking hate this place.
I NEED TO TAKE A SHITCH
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stand up
oh... OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
sit down
inhales
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UGH
Ugh... fuck... HERE COMES ANOTHER NINDOODOO
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wipes
flush
Ahhhhhhhhh....
Dilate tranny.
Man fuck women
Why can't I just find a decent bf bros
Fuck
>Leave a bunch of discords so I stop getting notifications
>get a random friend request
Serious question, are all white southerners like this or is it only the poor ones?
Then leave, faggot.
Dilate
...
How big is your feminine dick
It's dilate.
Dilate.
I can't.
>You should of just kept your "feels" inside, and maybe eventually it would of blossomed into something
This is terrible advice written by a bitter man who is intentionally trying to ruin relationships, FYI.
Your post proved the person you replied to right though. This place is Reddit now. They've been flooding the board for years.
Tomboys ftw.
Gas the regular 3dpd.
But are they wrong?
The payoff was worth it Tbh
Based.
I hate trannys and find them fucking disgusting.
>Hard mode: Ugly male
>Very hard mode: Ugly female
except this is still flipped cause
>NOOOOOOO! NOT A BITCH NOT A BITCH YOU'RE THE BITCH!
Bitch boy keep it up
>we literally go through hundreds of male friends
Yeah, no kidding. Why is your unwarranted self importance so high?
We literally go through hundreds of females. You aren't special, someone just wanted to cum.
Women, if you ever begin to think you have it hard, just take a quick gander at the male suicide rates. You'll feel better, I promise.
Hol da fuk up. .
You lost all credibility when you assumed that "ugly female" is below "ugly male". Ugly females are still more highly regarded by society than ugly males, and keep in mind that by modern society's standards, an "ugly" female is a completely deformed abomination or some 600+ lb super hambeast and an "ugly" male is basically 95% of the world's male population
You aren't controlled by dick, you're controlled by your vagina, and that makes you a cunt.
PLEASE VISIT
L O N D O N
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i play games with my female friends all the time
they're not weird and they're not special they're just girls and i don't treat them any differently than my male friends, they've always been just as capable and just as fun/funny
i just like having friends, but im not suprised that you autistic spergs can't understand that
Jesus Christ, I just took a look at that goblino's post history.
reddit.com
reddit.com
T-those legs a-are photoshoped r-right?
>masculine patterns in communication
can you elaborate so i can min-max my catfishing?
>play as healer to be popular and get a lot of friends who think i'm nice and cute
>people still don't like me
It never got better. He kinda doubled down on awkwardness
Wemen!
it's a really fun game!
>tfw my boyfriend and I met from a splatoon stream
gib fatty
This thread is a riot
This is what constantly worrying about the female/reddit/discord boogeyman will do to you, I guess. Still, you'd think a little bit of effort wouldn't be too much to ask.
A short haired tomboy is my dream. That and a 6'2"+ Amazon that picks me up and has her way with my penis. I wish I didn't desire things I can never have.
>girls
>on the internet
>the bitch is STILL replying
>Thread for traps and trannies to pretend to be women on an anonymous imageboard
Dilate.
my fucking sides
rrrolllliinn
Imagine a woman using the internet for something besides social media.
What an amazing work of fiction that would be.
Great. When will you admit to yourself, and them, that you are desperate for female attention for reasons that are essentially sexual?
rolling staaaaaaart
rawled
Please tell me he showed you his dick.
itt seething of biblical proportions
I'm hit on constantly by guys every day even if I have no makeup on and I'm just at the store for some bread and I don't want the attention, don't tell me I don't have it hard.
>women hate manlets
Fucking BASED!!!!
It's a cute game that is also fun. I play as a dude ingame because fujo.
Honestly, it’s pretty fucking pathetic that you’re spending so much time in your life evading bans just to be a transphobic, homophobic pedophile piece of shit that can’t stand people not liking THE EXACT SAME THINGS THAT YOU DO. It’s pretty obvious by now that you’re even evading bans just to be off-topic and try to force your own agenda on the rest of the site, even if it has no place on whatever board you’re evading on. Chances are that if your life had any meaning whatsoever, you wouldn’t be spending so much time trying to make yourself appear better than someone else and changing IPs just to be a complete detriment to on-topic discussion. On the off-chance that you pop in a thread not to shit on furries or gays or traps or trannies, it’s usually only to talk about how much you want to rape the little girl characters, and not actually discussing the mechanics of the media that they pertain to. You’re not even trying to make this site a better place for everyone, since you’re always going after furries, while always being biased towards 2d pedophilia, which both are covered under GR3, not to mention that posting on blue boards hasn’t stopped you from spamming NSFW garbage on them in the past. Of course, you’ll never specify why you think you should be justified in spamming that, because an argument trying to justify why one form of abnormal sexual activity is more wholesome than the other would be completely flawed and illogical, and it would completely destroy your credibility for your continued spamming. You’re not really better than the people you’re railing against, especially since you have to evade bans every day just to do that, and your posts sometimes get deleted before theirs do. You’re wasting your time trying to tell everyone your own sexual interests. Everyone loses. Let people live their lives, you live yours (whatever that may be), and I think most will agree that this place will be much better off.
I actually knew her for like 3 years and we did talk a shitton.
So the feels were real and i didnt want the sex meme.
But yeah keeping it in for too long just hurts yourself more in the longterm.
kys
>have the ability to mute discord channels, refuse to do so either due to stupidity or narcissism.
>get notification from thirsty beta, post exchange online to shame the orbiter, and continue to engage them to bait more messages out of them
The female brain, gentlemen.
Just don't then. It's assumed you want to heal because most girls do. Just like I assume most of the little shitters I play with just want to dps, because most of the time I'm right.
>tfwnosplatoongf
reading 2 was weird. i literally dated that exact description.
How can a woman escape this? I'd think video games would help, but shouldn't a woman have a right to both preserve their sense of femininity and self and also feel interest and engagement? Is it just that the kind of autism that drives one to have interest and post on Yea Forums is so rare in women?
>spoiler
Patrician fucking taste.
>be manlet
>still made a girl cum
Why are incels inside so triggered by a simple thread?
Based son of God.
you are a bitch boy
you will forever be a bitch boy
you can call other people a bitch boy but you are and always will be a bitch boy
Bitch
embrace infamy faggot
No way people are like this
I can't believe this
God dammit how stupid they can be
Granted, they can't even understand context
Entirely impossible to speak with them
Ridiculous, just ridiculous
>i'm not seething i'm not seething i'm not seething i'm not seething
>girl joins discord server
>that one incel who can't stfu about how it's "nbd a girl is in voice chat" and literally won't talk about anything else
Careful whatcha ask for, Monikuck
You are a man
I'm new, what does he mean by dilate and what's the purpose?
IM A GIRL AND I LOVE WHEN YOU FAGGOTS CALL ME BRO AND BROTHER AND THAT FUCKING GUY
I NEVER GET A BIGGER KICK THAN BEING REFERRED TO AS MALE ON THE INTERNET, I LOVE IT, BROOOOS :^) :^) :^)
IM GONNA STAY ON Yea Forums FOREVER AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME YOU'LL REFER TO ME AS MALE AND YOU'LL NEVER KNOW I WAS BORN WITH A VAGINA HAHAHHA YOU INCELS DONT EVEN KNOW YOU'RE TALKING TO A GIRL HAHAHAAAAA
>Geez, I have a gigantic wrinkly fuck off forehead
>Better get a hairstyle that draws attention to it!
Why do trannies have no idea how to dress and style to their admittedly limited strengths?
TTOMMMMBOOOYYY
GIMME
I don't know rick
yikes
based
No you don't.
It's 2019. Everyone assumes that female characters are played by dudes.
Just have a gender neutral name
Gamer boy pee
but I'm a male. Everyone is just nice because it's really making the game enjoyable!
Ok, bro.
based
saved ur rinoa bro
Have sex...with me?
rolliepollie
sure, bro, have sex though
im sorry you're a tranny user i really am. I will pray for you too may God save you and all others like you.
guys I know women are lousy and picky and all but
aren't they kind of soft and good smelling?
>the bitch is _still_ replying
I never thought I would be living rent free in a bitch boy's head after blowing him out so hard
5.
HAHA I KNOW THE FEELING BRO
>revealing your cover just for laughs
L O N D O N
dilate
also only good post itt but you're still a faggot
cool, wanna play video games bro?
Dilate.
No you didn't
AY THAT'S NOT WHAT I POSTED
THE Yea Forums IMAGE SERVER JUST CUNNY BOMBED ME
I'm soft and badsmelling(male)
hnnnngh
Guys I know men are lousy and picky and all but
Aren't they kind of sweet and musky smelling?
Why do you ignore the fact that there are more basement dwelling virgins in the left than in the edgy frogtwitter crowd? literally every single tranny is a social outcast incel
janny janny yes papa?
user, its ONE thing to want to fuck cute twinks who crossdress right up their asses. Its quite another to advocate for mental problems and degeneracy of ruining one's body with hormones and surgeries to become a tranny.
what the fuck
I like to see where people go with their conversation. They might be cool but if they make an ass of themselves it is their fault.
Before this thread gets deleted, google lolcow farms. It's legit a female chan built around ecelebs as a subject matter. Witness how awful it is when a bunch of estrogen wielders get together.
is the dog ok?
look at this little bitch boy
I have all day and nothing to do but call you a bitch over and over again until you admit it
I will call you what you are until I can't anymore
You will keep replying to me like the dickless bitch you are cause you can't help yourself
Bitch boy. Keep replying.
I get really nervous and aroused sometimes on Yea Forums because I feel like women are in the thread watching my posts. How do I stop an erection before it happens?
>good smelling
Ho ho.... no, no they are not.
TRANNIES ARE JUST COWARDS WHO CRUMBLED UNDER THE PRESSURE OF HAVING RESPONSIBILITIES AND EXPECTATIONS, THEY'RE FAILURES AND I'M GLAD THEY'RE GETTING THEIR GENITALS MUTILATED SO THEY CAN NEVER REPRODUCE BUT THEY SHOULD JUST GO ONE STEP FURTHER AND KILL THEMSELVES BECAUSE THEY'RE LITERALLY SO FUCKING UGLY I CAN'T STAND THEM
ALSO I HATE THAT TRANNIES NEVER HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE WORST PARTS OF BEING BIOLIGICALLY FEMALE, LIKE MENSTRAUTION, BECAUSE IT FUCKING SUCKS
YOU WANNA BE A GIRL SO BAD BUT THE TRUTH IS YOU JUST WANNA LIVE LIFE ON EASY MODE
DON'T FORGET YOUR CHOKER TO COVER UP THAT ADAM'S APPLE AND D I L A T E
rollin'
Hey so girls on this thread actually came here to discuss relatable gamer girl problems or did you just come here for the attention?
Die tranny scum
Fuck of tranny
looks like a comfy gaming pose, only thing it's missing is my face between those cheeks
If they use perfume
Remember..
IF SHE BREATHES....!!!!
You're not female, just a LARPer. This post gave it away really hard.
>mfw i'm rent free in the bitch boy's head with one post and he can't stop replying
>men are picky
>literally every single tranny
Even in our degenerate times trannies are statistically insignificant,
??
Uh actually, I smell great
Cope.
no, you're right, that was just a water balloon she had hidden in her vadge that i popped with my penis
>be me
>be manlet
>made a girl cum all over my penis and balls
why do you seek attention on a basket weaving forum made up by 20 something social outcasts?
*gasp*
Don't tell me you don't have anyone IRL who shows you attention. HAHA HOW LAME.
B A S E D
>Why do you ignore the fact that there are more basement dwelling virgins..
The question is why such a thing is of upmost importance to you, you faggot. Cant believe you actually thought that was a good idea to post.
Based AND Redpilled.
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.
>mfw thinking of you hurting
SHE BREEDS
FOR YOU
Trannies need to constantly put an object inside their neo-"vagina" in order to stop it from healing shut, as it is literally just a wound, not a sexual organ.
nice
post screencaps
you sound like you have a good minecraft house
>never been the woman hating kind
>been in a skype group for years before we moved to discord
>when we moved to discord a guy invited his female friends
>sooner than later she divided the group and you couldn't talk to anyone without also talking to her
>guy who brought her protects her like the plague is coming
>the group slowly falls apart and we all stop talking
Atleast it wasn't a tranny though I guess those are even worse lol.
No, but here's something useful along those lines
>hackerfactor.com/GenderGuesser.php#Analyze