Destory All humans Remake gameplay already has over 1M views in less than a day

Because it's on PC now. It looked like a cool game back then but I only had an XP gaming machine to play video games.

No you arent

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looks decent

ayy lmao

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grew in popularity over time.

it was always popular
just like timesplitters

also anyone who hadn't known of the series now knows about it.

Fix the fucking eyes.

Turururi ruri rururu

The woman knows fuck all about anything. by the sound of it she doesn't even know what motion capture is. holy shit for brains she's dumb.

Why do people pretend to know shit and just make an ass of themselves? maybe she's autistic or something.

bump

THQ won E3.
>TFW buying stock now

>Obscure
user, it was extremely popular when it released. Fuck off new/youngfag.

>If this does well we will get a remake of 2
>Moshi moshi ayy lmao desu

I've been waiting so long bros
It's like Ep3 but actually real

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>Moshi moshi ayy lmao desu
can't wait for the james bond level straight into the godzilla level and the side quests with the ninjas warring over their outfits not being available for purchase for each other or whatever

How mad are journos going to be?

Though the human models are fucking ugly.

what? never seen an Asian pretending to be black before?

Looking at the original boxart. His eyes are red. Get over it.

Jesus christ, who gave permission for the hole to talk?

As a timesplittersfag my envy is immeasurable

IT WAS OUR TURN

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HAHA HE LOOK LIKE BOOM BOOM IMAGE WHERE IS MONSTER SSSSSIP EDIT? XD

That's obviously the reflection of everything going on around him.

Probably pretty mad, especially seeing how the final boss is a feminist, though if it was a remake of 2 then they will fucking explode.

1m views for E3 trailer is nothing

I wonder if they'll add more mind reading dialogue.

>That "special seasoning" is has succeeded beyond my wildest dreams! These people are now rabid paranoiacs and incredibly hostile to anyone who's different! And as an unexpected side benefit, seventy-eight percent of them are now registering republican.

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It must of be the childhood of so many people.

if it wasn't in the original files from the PS2 version, it isn't being added to the game. they aren't recording new audio for it.

>More than Banjo got

What was the third THQ announcement?

Darksiders related stuff. Most people here care about the two remakes

Apparently the Japanese dub of the original game was very different from the original English version.

ICH WILL DASS IHR MIR VERTRAUT

..now when you say appreciate...

>this in the context of pre-great society democrats and southern strategy republicans
It doesn't even make sense

Oh well, I t was still pretty fun to read with the amount the original had anyway, so it's fine I guess.

>black cop in the 1950s
>in america

Yes you can anal probe the cows.

Blacks were in the police force and military since the 20s, it’s the fact he has a white partner is what is weird.

The gameplay video literally showed new lines recorded.

i just find it quite condescending. she seemingly knows fuck all about video games, video game culture and doesn't seem to much understand why people are excited over this game, but she "stoops down" to their level regardless by adopting an obviously false sense of enthusiasm and excitement and attempts to relate and be knowledgeable just to bear asking questions about the game in a way that doesn't make it apparent she can't wait to get the fuck off work, cash out, and get black out drunk with her friends at the club and have casual sex with chads far away from any actual gaymer.

interesting..

i don't like that they're pushing for diversity though in a game that makes fun of 1950s prejudices and values. like is the black cop going to have that original irish accent?

i dunno, i'm a little bit on the wall about it.

>The gameplay video literally showed new lines recorded.
I sure the hell didn’t hear any new lines.

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It's funny to watch streams of journalist groups watching E3 where it's like 5 nerdy guys and one token roastie and seeing the guys all lose their shit at something like the Banjo Kazooie reveal and the roast in utter befuddlement of why these geeks are freaking out

ayy

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>it needs to be a little realistic so you understand you are destroying earth
This guy is a fucking retard.

>transmogrify from 2 is in the remake because it makes sense to the devs
based. now if only they'd add the disc gun too

ayy

I am more concerned about how ugly the human models look in general. I mean the farmer looks inbreed and the majestic agents look like mutts.

Why is no one bringing up the fact that the reason it has so many views is because the youtube algorithm is just recommending it to everyone?

The second pox line after scanning the cows was new, as were his lines complimenting Crypto’s shooting.
They also modified Crypto’s line when speaking to the cows which I think was a nice touch.

I only found the video because of the link.

>the farmer looks inbred
I don’t see what’s wrong here.

I can't be the only who's genuinely excited for all three THQ announcements especially Darksiders Genesis.

I just saw some gameplay and they really nailed the feel of Darksider's 1 and 2. I'm really hyped.

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This is what pissed me off the most.
In the original the farmer is clearly an old white dude.
The majestic agents weren't brown either.
I hope they don't fuck up the Miss Roswell abduction or make Silhouette ugly as sin.

Oh yeah, that is how I saw it.

well the farmer's meant to look inbred,.

kek

farmers aren't super white chads as you seem to think they are.

>pissed me off the most.
seriously. have sex

>you have never seen a vagina if you do not like an insufferable cunt who's way out of her ability or desire to be involved in anything, but is anyways because muh gurl power and paypig validation despite an obvious and needless deterioration of content quality!

i'm also a terrible person and a nazi for not wanting to embrace the womanhood of trannies and being turned on by their feminine penises as a cis heterosexual male, amirite?

Have children first, tranny.

its extremely stylized and cartoony

ICH WILL

Because nostalgia. It was one of my favorite games as a young lad

fuckin timesplitters man fucking ace game

That is indeed new, though it could be unused dialogue that was in the game files.

I am mostly going to wait awhile after release then watch a walkthrough first before buying the game to seeing if I like the changes or not.

Ayy.

I'm just gonna put my old xbox copy into my 360 and play that.

i'm still waiting on them to release biomutant but yeah THQ doing some fucking work hopefully Darksiders 4 will be a 10/10 tps like vanquish

ayy

I hope 1 does good, they remake 2, and 2 does good, and we get a proper third sequel.

We already got a proper sequel you retarded faggot.

The game threw jabs at current society in the mix as well.

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I always played PS2 classics but completely missed Destroy all Humans. I still have a PS2

Shill me on it

you play as an alien and kill humans. what more do you want

ayy

Play as a pervy sadistic cocky alien that kills humans for fun and takes over the world, while some wanky spec-ops group rallies the army and such to stop you.

It's fun as fuck, nigga.

You have ten seconds to type in the Bulletproof Crypto code when you see this message.

I think it was more of the developers didn’t realize that the Democrats was the right wing back them like most people do.

Alright, should I go for the remake or the original?

I never used cheat codes cause im not a pussy

original: you play a game that is 15 years old and it clearly shows
remake: you wait 8 months to a year or more to play the same game with a modern engine and set of graphics with everything else the same
up to you.

It takes the "fuck around and rampage" aspect of GTA games and puts it in an hub world mission structure, you play as a cocky asshole ayy fucking up humans while Invader Zim sasses you from his mothership for not fucking up humans hard enough.

Original if you don't mind buggy textures sometimes, but full on SOUL.
Remake if you're a snobby graphics fag.

they brought back a cut mission in the remake though

>Destroy all humans is back
When's Stubbs the Zombie coming back?

>ones a full game of a beloved property
>the other is a dlc of a character from a beloved property
HMmmn

so what? one mission in the middle of the game changes nothing. the missions after it will still happen the same as they did before. it doesn't reward any special weapon or anything important.
if you're trying to play this for muh story, you're picking the wrong game. 2 has a better story anyway.

I fucking loved that game.

the second game did everything better.
music is better
plot doesn't restrict itself to b-movie memes , letting it be more open with other references
locations were better
youtube.com/watch?v=nzQnXbu60Qk

Im not the other guy I'm just stating what the developers have stated.

they are making quite a few improvements to the game mechanics too.

GTAyy

True, but we need a remake of the first one before a remake of the second one.

>looks like a PS3 game
>still runs at 15fps
yikes

They have made gameplay changes as well, like the saucer being able to go up and down and being able to use your weapons, abilities and jetpack at the same time. Also the focus meter is gone.

>letting it be more open with other references
locations were better
Like fighting Godzilla who is also a schoolgirls.

someone that says "convince me to play/read/watch [x]" won't bother looking into it when the new product of whatever it is comes out. the dev was cryptic about the release date at E3, saying "when it's still warm out; 2020" which could mean fall based on the wording. this user won't remember about being "interested" a week from now, let alone 15 months from now.
either he plays the original now or he never bothers in the end with either.

>Sunglasses grow to fit in cryptos head

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>tfw no gojira-chan transfer student anime

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They stated that they're not adding VA since they're just copypasting the voiceover of the original. However there are lines of dialogue tied to the cut content, so they can restore that.

I mean he does have the ability to turn tanks into ammo after all.

You guys know they're going to be cutting "problematic" shit that triggers leftists, right? No way you're getting everything intact.

HELLOOOOOO KAY GEE BEE HEADQUARTERS HOW MAY I BE DIRECTING YOUR CALL

Yikes to you faggot

DAH was niche in that you're character was a complete and unapologetic cock bag. So memelords sperged out over it.

The original DAH wasn't that good of a game anyway. The only real fun I had with it was when I anal probed every human I came across and blew their heads off.

That wouldn't make reshitera shut up anyway considering they'll never forgive THQ Nordic for the AMA on 4x2chan, so why bother?

>The original DAH wasn't that good of a game anyway

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the 2nd one was easily one of the most fun games you could own

>Holobob a cop
>Use PK car throw no jutsu to lay down the law on the streets of santa modesta
No hit and run perp is safe from me

ICH WILL

they changed the PK system a bit, but did they keep the trick of pulling/pushing objects in PK instead of keeping them at one single distance?

I don't remember his eyes being red. I remember him having eyes that looked more like aviator sunglasses.

Doesn’t seem like it, which is sad since it could easily be bound to the mousewheel or something.

maybe it's an upgrade later in the game. I remember you had to buy the upgrades for your PK to be able to pick up the mechs and tanks and shit.

Did anyone here actually manage to get that one probe in Santa Modesta that's submerged in foot deep water that instantly kills you if you touch it without actually touching said water?