Which franchises are safe from this?

Which franchises are safe from this?

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Vampire the Masquerade

anything that relies heavily on sex-appeal

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safe from what? basedboys?

Half-Life

Because the soi in the op isn't what he is talking about?

None. What do you think "franchise" means?

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is this an ironic post

None. Even when The Old Testament was a hit and The New Testsment arguably improved on the themes of OT, the constant retconning and sewuels like Quran and Book of Mormon really soured the franchise.

>Quran and Book of Mormon
Why are you listing fan fiction as being part of the series?

Indie games

open source free games like CDDA or nethack

>arguably
You can say that again, NT was a soft-reboot that blatantly ignored previously established lore to be more accessible
Not to mention shamelessly pandering to the zoomer goyim and ignoring the original fan base

As Commander Keen proved, there ain't a franchise obscure enough to be safe. If at least a dozen people know a name, corporate fuckhead will have dug to it in time.

>implying the New Testament isn't fan fiction

None. Welcome to the human condition.

Capeshit, shooters

>capeshit

F-Zero

What games are safe from this shit?
youtube.com/watch?v=sExTt4j69zI&feature=youtu.be&t=457
I feel like he unwittingly mutilated most gaming journalists.

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>franchises
>safe
That's not how it works, user. Once something becomes a franchise, the whole idea is to keep the ball rolling with more and more products

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Safe I assume from having mindless drones that buy anything or safe from pretentious idiots who use this pick to validate their opinion as being superior to another’s with fucking red letter media.

>capeshit
>safe from this
?

Banjo
TimeSplitters
KOTOR
Chrono series
Portal
Paper Mario

Are you a DC fanboy or from Yea Forums?

Nothing says "I love you" like a black guy holding a gun.

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>KOTOR
getting a new movie
>Portal
already milked to death with sequel and merc

comedy gold

>getting a new movie
NONONONONO

>franchise
>of 2 games
patternfags are a fucking disease.

I like them but that don’t mean that people on this site use this pic in good faith.

metroid, evidently

Isn't this exactly what RLM is doing? They've been sucking off Marvel movies since forever. Seems a bit hypocritical to me desu.

Doom

SKATE

>Paper Mario
Paper Mario is a textbook example of it.

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>I am too cool for excitement: the image

>I'm a mindless drone who enjoys eating shit: the post

>WAKE UP SHEEPLE!