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Parker Mitchell
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Liam Torres
Banjo got in and you didn't
Nathan Reed
>Steve sucks Banjo into a cereal box labeled Banjo-Os
>Throws him into a pile with Bubsy Flakes, Gex Hexes, and Buck Bumble Bran
Levi Adams
Go back to hell where you belong
Isaac White
Cope.
Matthew Young
Parker Cruz
Jesus Christ
John Bennett
Luke Gomez
Daniel Powell
reminder that a human being
>made the model
>textured it
>spent hours upon hours creating abominations in either sfm or blender
>put effort into posting this shit on a daily basis
if, at any point, future archaeologists compile a list of humanity's greatest failures/disappointments, the whole steve ordeal is no doubt going to end up on it, taking one of the top spots, next to duke nukem forever and israel
in fact it's so bad i'd use it to advocate humanity's destruction
Carson Campbell
Jordan Evans
Isaac Harris
I don't think any humanitarians would disagree with you if they knew this shit's been going on for so long too, and the amount of it is only rising.
Brody Ward
virus
Noah Richardson
It's over discordstevies, you lost
Jack Hall
Xavier Anderson
Trannycraft lost, get out
Ryder Baker
ive been fucking laughing at this shit all fucking day
Adam Cox
Connor Lopez
But Banjo is in and you are out
James Ross
youtube.com
Oh boy. Mmm, the tears.
Christian Edwards
>files.catbox.moe
Someone actually took the time to make it
Carter Flores
Evan Clark
snailfags were a mistake
Josiah Hughes
Sorry Steve, you're just not relevant!
Isaiah Murphy
will other fanbases be able to withstand this kind of inhuman cruelty when steve inevitably comes for them? doomguy being raped? reimu being anal vored?
Christian Morgan
OMyGOD!!
Noah James
honestly I'd rather have sans than steve desu
David Robinson
GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING Yea Forums! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to Steven Seagal (yes, THE Steven Seagal from Under Siege) getting confirmed in Smash Ultimate! Make sure to save your tears for the upcoming Fighter Pass when Steven Seagal walks into the spotlight!
>B-but Seagal isn’t a video game character
Oh no no! user. You really think Steven Seagal wasn’t in any video game before? Let alone a Nintendo Game? Allow me to introduce you to Steven Seagal Is: The Final Option an exclusive SNES game released only in Russia! An English-translated ROM can be found too elsewhere in the dark corners of the internet. But surely you can now see why Steven Seagal is most DEFINITELY the newcomer to Smash Ultimate’s fighter pass
>B-but Steve’s Minecraft was released on Switch and other Nintendo products
“No!”
Sorry Steve-fags. But in this game there can only be one Steve. And that’s Steven Seagal. Minecraft was released in the 2010s whereas Final Option was released in the 90s! Surely Nintendo would want to appeal more towards the Boomers after placing such Zoomer choices like all those silly Xenoblade characters and Persona 5 characters. Face it Steven Seagal has already won. He’s friends with the Russian and US government and is armed and deadly. Surely you can understand why someone like him would be in! The DLC characters have also been confirmed to be “surprising” according to the developers, and surely you realise that a choice like Steve from Minecraft would be far too obvious for Nintendo. Oh no no, dear user. The real Steve in this game is Steven Seagal. Now cry out your tear of disappointment when Steven Seagal IS: The Final Fighter at the next few Directs. Stevefags will be btfo'd
Xavier Kelly
Cooper Anderson
Ethan Wood
HAHA HE POST THE STEVE I CLAPPED
Zachary Hall
I don't see how Steve would deconfirm Doomguy and Reimu
William Foster
William Morris
boy that did not age well
William Gonzalez
You weren't joking
My head is fried now. Thanks Yea Forums for animating that degeneracy, you've now traumatised me
Carson Jenkins
People act like this outside of Yea Forums?
Juan Stewart
I can’t wait to see Doomguy turning Steve into two bloody halves